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Click, Fucking, and Funny: N THE text in MSPa Do r rotate omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier” ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie Step one: Type something. P E R F E C T. sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION. You see that little resize button on your menu? Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit! On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click. THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!  STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW When you click resize, this menu comes up. I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately, or all together Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now. wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom. with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left to the right up and down. “BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL” wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!! now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like  and But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions.. HOME RUN! Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension… (Step 5: Angular ratios) See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations. Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint. Have fun! You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post. Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?
Click, Fucking, and Funny: N THE
 text in MSPa
 Do r rotate
omegapausestuck:

koobaxion:

alphaplayfree:

alienpapacy:

you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier”

ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING
yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie
Step one: Type something.
P E R F E C T.
sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION.
You see that little resize button on your menu?
Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit!
On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click.
THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!
 STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW
When you click resize, this menu comes up.
I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately,
or all together
Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now.
wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom.
with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left
to the right
up
and down.
“BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL”
wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R
STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!
now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like 
and
But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions..
HOME RUN!
Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension…
(Step 5: Angular ratios)
See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations.
Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph
All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint.
Have fun!



You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post.
Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?

omegapausestuck: koobaxion: alphaplayfree: alienpapacy: you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but...

God, Love, and Oh My God: What should your portfolio look like? A Handy image guide for all illustrated by Payface. DO - OVER SIZED BULKY, HEAVy DISORGANISED MESSY PAPERS + LIGHT, TRANSPORTABLE ORGrAMISED LABELS ANO TITLED NO LOoSE oR TORN PAPERS PORT RAT「 LANDSCAPE Do TRy To kEEP THE CONTENT OF YouR FOUD THE SAME COMPOSITION IF THE INTERVIEWER HAS TO CONSTANT y ROTATE YouR FOLI0 To READ oR Look, IT WoNT Look GOOD DO NOT PUT IN EVERYTHING! ESPE CIALLY PIECES You ARE NOT PR Ovo 0F! drew thi) hen AND THIS WAS THE RESULT OF MY HARD ORK LAST MDNTH! DO SHOW AT LEAST 10-20 PAGTES OF YOUR BEST WORK, As WELL AS SOME OF YDMR RouGrH AyOuTS AND CoNCEPTDEVELDY payface.tumblr.com baixinha-su: theblueatom: payface: areyoutryingtodeduceme: payface: putting this up, since my website project for university is finished and I don’t have to put it on the web anymore. a very, very basic image guide on how your portfolio should be presented or appear, whether you’re in fine arts, graphic design or illustration, illustrated by yours truly please do NOT remove the commentary while reblogging, do not reupload anywhere else. OH MY GOD PAY, BLESS YOUR FACE. I actually get asked to see a lot of portfolio’s while I’m at cons. And while I LOVE looking at other people’s art and offering critiques if they ask, it’s sort of cringe-y to be handed a messy stack of papers or something. Nice portfolio’s look so much more professional! ^ Unfortunately I know the feeling so many times.Reblogging for anyone who’s missed this!  AHHH THANKS PAY thank you!
God, Love, and Oh My God: What should your portfolio look like? A Handy image guide for all
 illustrated by Payface.
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 - OVER SIZED
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 PR Ovo 0F!
 drew thi) hen
 AND THIS WAS THE
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 payface.tumblr.com
baixinha-su:

theblueatom:

payface:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

payface:

putting this up, since my website project for university is finished and I don’t have to put it on the web anymore.
a very, very basic image guide on how your portfolio should be presented or appear, whether you’re in fine arts, graphic design or illustration, illustrated by yours truly
please do NOT remove the commentary while reblogging, do not reupload anywhere else.

OH MY GOD PAY, BLESS YOUR FACE.
I actually get asked to see a lot of portfolio’s while I’m at cons. And while I LOVE looking at other people’s art and offering critiques if they ask, it’s sort of cringe-y to be handed a messy stack of papers or something. Nice portfolio’s look so much more professional!

^ Unfortunately I know the feeling so many times.Reblogging for anyone who’s missed this! 

AHHH THANKS PAY


thank you!

baixinha-su: theblueatom: payface: areyoutryingtodeduceme: payface: putting this up, since my website project for university is finishe...

Best Friend, Clothes, and Come Over: EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS If I killed mysef tonight, the stars would still appear, the sun would still come out, the earth would still rotate, the seasons would still change...so why not? hi Fuck this post Fuck this post so much You want a Why not? How about the way your best friend's older sister will throw up by the side of the road because she's crying so hard How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers in her bedroom, in the bathroom at school How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home How about the way your father's eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the image of your hanging body How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to continue without you How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every time she sees your parents How about the way your family wll sit in your house after the funeral looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can't find a fucking thing to say that doesn't just float through the air where you should be walking How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in your bed How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to breathe in what's left of you Don't you dare tell me it won't change things There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds But without you we do not want them Don't you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren't important to us So fuck this post and fuck this romanticism of suicide and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks nobody can hear :(
Best Friend, Clothes, and Come Over: EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS
 If I killed mysef tonight, the stars would
 still appear, the sun would still come
 out, the earth would still rotate, the
 seasons would still change...so why not?
 hi
 Fuck this post
 Fuck this post so much
 You want a Why not?
 How about the way your best friend's older sister will throw up by the side
 of the road because she's crying so hard
 How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers in
 her bedroom, in the bathroom at school
 How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in
 the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home
 How about the way your father's eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the
 image of your hanging body
 How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to
 eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to
 continue without you
 How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every
 time she sees your parents
 How about the way your family wll sit in your house after the funeral
 looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can't find a
 fucking thing to say that doesn't just float through the air where you
 should be walking
 How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your
 door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in
 your bed
 How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes
 from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to
 breathe in what's left of you
 Don't you dare tell me it won't change things
 There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds
 But without you we do not want them
 Don't you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren't important to us
 So fuck this post
 and fuck this romanticism of suicide
 and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks
 nobody can hear
:(

:(

Fbi, Memes, and Obama: Why is Peter Strzok so smug? He's in the SES. I would guess that 95% of Americans have never heard of the Senior Executive Service, but the SES has more REAL power than Congress. The SES was created in 1979 to form kind of an aristocracy among the federal bureaucracy All are political appointees. They resemble "civilian generals" but unlike generals they don't rotate out to new duty stations. Congress can haul FBI SESer Peter Strzok in and berate him, but they can't do a damn thing to him. Contempt of Congress? An SESer could not care any less. The approximately 10,000 SESers protect one another above all else. It's not about Democrats vs. Republicans, it's now more about the SES vs. the rest of the govemment Folks need to get up to speed on the REAL power structure in Washington There is a civil war going on, and 95% of it is happening below the surface. Trump and the Congress have barely made a dent in the power of the SES Imagine the old USSR, with KGB-aligned senior apparatchiks answerable directly to the Politburo and nobody else in charge of every federal agency and department. That is the SES, In our case today, the unexpected occurred and Trump was elected as POTUS, but the SES is still loyal to the Obama and The Washington D. C. Deep State is a group of 8,156 appointed managers in 75 federal agencies that control the executive bureaucracy and tell new political appointees what they can and cannot do. Yes, that’s right, the Deep State is an official government program, well-organized, comprehensive, and “in charge.” OUT OF THE 8,156 MEMBERS WHO MAKE UP THIS DEEP STATE OF ENSCONCED BUREAUCRATS, OVER 7,000 WERE APPOINTED BY OBAMA. These the are the “Obama Holdouts” that still control the executive branch of government a full year after Trump has come to office. Obama expanded the existing Flag_of_the_United_States_Senior_Executive_Service.svgprogram of Deep State managers and appointed over 7,000 of the 8,156 bosses who are called the Senior Executive Service. Some call it the “Shadow Government”, and it is true that this federal cabal works in the shadows. Have you ever heard of such a group? Some call it Obama’s Army. Let’s review what we know about the power of “political appointees” who hold important leadership and policymaking positions. There are four basic types of appointments: Presidential Appointments with Senate Confirmation: There are 1,212 senior leaders, including the Cabinet secretaries and their deputies, the heads of most independent agencies and ambassadors, who must be confirmed by the Senate. Presidential Appointments without Senate Confirmation: There are 353 positions which make up much of the White House staff, although they are also scattered throughout many of the smaller federal agencies. Non-career Senior Executive Service: Members of the Senior Executive Service (SES) work in key positions just below the top presidential appointees, bridging the gap between the political leaders and the civil service throughout the federal government. Schedule C Appointments: There are 1,403 Schedule C appointees who serve in a confidential or policy role. They range from schedulers and confidential assistants to policy experts. . The Senior Executive Service (SES) in 2016 had 8,156 members who were appointees. Obama appointed over 7,000 of them to these key positions. Most of these appointees do not arise from inside the respective agencies through
Fbi, Memes, and Obama: Why is Peter Strzok so smug? He's in the SES.
 I would guess that 95% of Americans have never heard of the Senior Executive
 Service, but the SES has more REAL power than Congress. The SES was
 created in 1979 to form kind of an aristocracy among the federal bureaucracy
 All are political appointees. They resemble "civilian generals" but unlike
 generals they don't rotate out to new duty stations.
 Congress can haul FBI SESer Peter Strzok in and berate him, but they can't do
 a damn thing to him. Contempt of Congress? An SESer could not care any
 less. The approximately 10,000 SESers protect one another above all else. It's
 not about Democrats vs. Republicans, it's now more about the SES vs. the rest
 of the govemment
 Folks need to get up to speed on the REAL power structure in Washington
 There is a civil war going on, and 95% of it is happening below the surface.
 Trump and the Congress have barely made a dent in the power of the SES
 Imagine the old USSR, with KGB-aligned senior apparatchiks answerable
 directly to the Politburo and nobody else in charge of every federal agency and
 department. That is the SES, In our case today, the unexpected occurred and
 Trump was elected as POTUS, but the SES is still loyal to the Obama and
The Washington D. C. Deep State is a group of 8,156 appointed managers in 75 federal agencies that control the executive bureaucracy and tell new political appointees what they can and cannot do. Yes, that’s right, the Deep State is an official government program, well-organized, comprehensive, and “in charge.” OUT OF THE 8,156 MEMBERS WHO MAKE UP THIS DEEP STATE OF ENSCONCED BUREAUCRATS, OVER 7,000 WERE APPOINTED BY OBAMA. These the are the “Obama Holdouts” that still control the executive branch of government a full year after Trump has come to office. Obama expanded the existing Flag_of_the_United_States_Senior_Executive_Service.svgprogram of Deep State managers and appointed over 7,000 of the 8,156 bosses who are called the Senior Executive Service. Some call it the “Shadow Government”, and it is true that this federal cabal works in the shadows. Have you ever heard of such a group? Some call it Obama’s Army. Let’s review what we know about the power of “political appointees” who hold important leadership and policymaking positions. There are four basic types of appointments: Presidential Appointments with Senate Confirmation: There are 1,212 senior leaders, including the Cabinet secretaries and their deputies, the heads of most independent agencies and ambassadors, who must be confirmed by the Senate. Presidential Appointments without Senate Confirmation: There are 353 positions which make up much of the White House staff, although they are also scattered throughout many of the smaller federal agencies. Non-career Senior Executive Service: Members of the Senior Executive Service (SES) work in key positions just below the top presidential appointees, bridging the gap between the political leaders and the civil service throughout the federal government. Schedule C Appointments: There are 1,403 Schedule C appointees who serve in a confidential or policy role. They range from schedulers and confidential assistants to policy experts. . The Senior Executive Service (SES) in 2016 had 8,156 members who were appointees. Obama appointed over 7,000 of them to these key positions. Most of these appointees do not arise from inside the respective agencies through

The Washington D. C. Deep State is a group of 8,156 appointed managers in 75 federal agencies that control the executive bureaucracy and tel...

God, Parents, and Tumblr: DISOBEDIENT TO PARENTS WHISPERER HATER OF GOD 12 (w THEFT WHOREMONGER Lies UNMERCIFUL PRIDE HYPOCRISY <p><a href="http://dabblingindissent.tumblr.com/post/160565478349/femminiello-wizard-butts-the-only-emotional" class="tumblr_blog">dabblingindissent</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://femminiello.tumblr.com/post/160564226251/wizard-butts-the-only-emotional-spectrum-i-can" class="tumblr_blog">femminiello</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://wizard-butts.tumblr.com/post/160558345044/the-only-emotional-spectrum-i-can-relate-to" class="tumblr_blog">wizard-butts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The only emotional spectrum I can relate to</p></blockquote> <p>rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="588" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c78f9f823b44d946a3f253bda35d0d0a/tumblr_inline_opt9xnV1PR1rmz8gy_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b095c054ec2db95544d1ffdcecc9f065/tumblr_inline_optaotwBnP1qepbxk_540.png" data-orig-height="588" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c78f9f823b44d946a3f253bda35d0d0a/tumblr_inline_opt9xnV1PR1rmz8gy_540.png"/></figure><p style="">here you go.<br/></p> </blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="948" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6d9a27a307b59f8a96673027d2fd6ce4/tumblr_pbtkhnqUY51rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="948" data-orig-width="750"/></figure>
God, Parents, and Tumblr: DISOBEDIENT
 TO PARENTS
 WHISPERER
 HATER OF GOD
 12
 (w
 THEFT
 WHOREMONGER
 Lies
 UNMERCIFUL
 PRIDE
 HYPOCRISY
<p><a href="http://dabblingindissent.tumblr.com/post/160565478349/femminiello-wizard-butts-the-only-emotional" class="tumblr_blog">dabblingindissent</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://femminiello.tumblr.com/post/160564226251/wizard-butts-the-only-emotional-spectrum-i-can" class="tumblr_blog">femminiello</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://wizard-butts.tumblr.com/post/160558345044/the-only-emotional-spectrum-i-can-relate-to" class="tumblr_blog">wizard-butts</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>The only emotional spectrum I can relate to</p></blockquote>

<p>rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a political compass</p>
</blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="588" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c78f9f823b44d946a3f253bda35d0d0a/tumblr_inline_opt9xnV1PR1rmz8gy_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b095c054ec2db95544d1ffdcecc9f065/tumblr_inline_optaotwBnP1qepbxk_540.png" data-orig-height="588" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c78f9f823b44d946a3f253bda35d0d0a/tumblr_inline_opt9xnV1PR1rmz8gy_540.png"/></figure><p style="">here you go.<br/></p>
</blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="948" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6d9a27a307b59f8a96673027d2fd6ce4/tumblr_pbtkhnqUY51rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="948" data-orig-width="750"/></figure>

dabblingindissent: femminiello: wizard-butts: The only emotional spectrum I can relate to rotate it 90° counter-clockwise and you have a p...