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Memes, Barclays, and United: BARCLAYSBARO BARCLAYs SAF only missed two Man United matches... One for son’s wedding and another to scout David De Gea...
Memes, Barclays, and United: BARCLAYSBARO
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SAF only missed two Man United matches... One for son’s wedding and another to scout David De Gea...

SAF only missed two Man United matches... One for son’s wedding and another to scout David De Gea...

Ass, Bitch, and Clothes: Niggas whom say who instead of whom TTStorytime - "Momma I'm hungry." "Eat a sandwich then." "But I don't want a sandwich." "Then you not hungry are you?" You know what, fuck that noise. "BITCH I SAID IM HUNGRY NOW TAKE YO BLACK ASS IN THAT KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG AND WHIP UP SOME SUPPER." Is what I wanted to say. Instead I walked back into my room, closed the door quietly, and proceed to RKO my pillow in frustration. How dare she undermine me like that. She always has something smart to say and I can't say shit back. But today is the day. I'm running away word to my ancestors in the 1700s. I found my backpack, emptied out my school stuff, and filled it with clothes and other toiletries. As I walked out of my room, momma saw me. "Where you going little boy?" "Outside." "Why you got that bookbag?" Fuck, cmon think of an excuse! "Ummmmmmmm, son machine 🅱roke." I sprinted away as fast as I could and out the door before she could call me back. I got outside and it was colder than my wrist 😂👌⌚ Nah but deadass it was freezing and I didn't bring a jacket. Always listen to your Mom. I contemplated what to do next. I didn't have anywhere to go on foot, and it was getting dark. Suddenly I heard my mother's voice from inside the house and I ran so fast Usain Bolt would be proud. I dolphin dived into a bush and peeked. I saw my mother standing on the porch. Then I heard the dogs. "Go find that little boy so I can beat his ass." she took off their collars and they pounced in my direction. My fight or flight instincts told my ass to start flying so I jumped out of the bushes and headed into the woods. I spotted a creek as I was running for my life. I heard somewhere that the slaves used water to hide from the dogs. Being my only option, I did an Advanced Warfare boost slam down the hill and into the creek. Finally I was saf- "BOYYYY YOU GOT 10 SECONDS TO GETCHO ASS UP OUT OF THIS CREEK BEFORE I DROWN YOU IN IT." Fuck me.
Ass, Bitch, and Clothes: Niggas whom say who instead
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TTStorytime - "Momma I'm hungry." "Eat a sandwich then." "But I don't want a sandwich." "Then you not hungry are you?" You know what, fuck that noise. "BITCH I SAID IM HUNGRY NOW TAKE YO BLACK ASS IN THAT KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG AND WHIP UP SOME SUPPER." Is what I wanted to say. Instead I walked back into my room, closed the door quietly, and proceed to RKO my pillow in frustration. How dare she undermine me like that. She always has something smart to say and I can't say shit back. But today is the day. I'm running away word to my ancestors in the 1700s. I found my backpack, emptied out my school stuff, and filled it with clothes and other toiletries. As I walked out of my room, momma saw me. "Where you going little boy?" "Outside." "Why you got that bookbag?" Fuck, cmon think of an excuse! "Ummmmmmmm, son machine 🅱roke." I sprinted away as fast as I could and out the door before she could call me back. I got outside and it was colder than my wrist 😂👌⌚ Nah but deadass it was freezing and I didn't bring a jacket. Always listen to your Mom. I contemplated what to do next. I didn't have anywhere to go on foot, and it was getting dark. Suddenly I heard my mother's voice from inside the house and I ran so fast Usain Bolt would be proud. I dolphin dived into a bush and peeked. I saw my mother standing on the porch. Then I heard the dogs. "Go find that little boy so I can beat his ass." she took off their collars and they pounced in my direction. My fight or flight instincts told my ass to start flying so I jumped out of the bushes and headed into the woods. I spotted a creek as I was running for my life. I heard somewhere that the slaves used water to hide from the dogs. Being my only option, I did an Advanced Warfare boost slam down the hill and into the creek. Finally I was saf- "BOYYYY YOU GOT 10 SECONDS TO GETCHO ASS UP OUT OF THIS CREEK BEFORE I DROWN YOU IN IT." Fuck me.

TTStorytime - "Momma I'm hungry." "Eat a sandwich then." "But I don't want a sandwich." "Then you not hungry are you?" You know what, fuck t...