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Bones, News, and Shit: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page. WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium SARAH Good afternoon. Couple of announcements: I don't actually wish you a good afternoon and the President hates you all. Questions? Journalists raise their hands SARAH (CONT'D) There will be no answers Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know SARAH (CONT'D) Fine. But make the questions good or I'l1 explode into spiders. JOURNALIST 1 Is the President downloading Russian spies into his son? SARAH Two things: 1. If Russia is real, show me it on this map, news pig Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp. SARAH (CONT'D) You can't, because it's not real. And 2. The President does not exist. Next question JOURNALIST 2 Are we still building the wall? SARAH I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Every day you try to slay me. I get death threats. They feed me. A threat is a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next. JOURNALIST 3 Why do you hold that glowing skul1? sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter. npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn
Bones, News, and Shit: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of White House Press Briefings and
 then asked it to write a White House
 Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first
 page.

 WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
 INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE
 SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium
 SARAH
 Good afternoon. Couple of
 announcements: I don't actually
 wish you a good afternoon and the
 President hates you all. Questions?
 Journalists raise their hands
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 There will be no answers
 Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 Fine. But make the questions good
 or I'l1 explode into spiders.
 JOURNALIST 1
 Is the President downloading
 Russian spies into his son?

 SARAH
 Two things: 1. If Russia is real,
 show me it on this map, news pig
 Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp.
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 You can't, because it's not real.
 And 2. The President does not
 exist. Next question
 JOURNALIST 2
 Are we still building the wall?
 SARAH
 I will have a wall built with your
 questions and your bones. Every day
 you try to slay me. I get death
 threats. They feed me. A threat is
 a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3
 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next.
 JOURNALIST 3
 Why do you hold that glowing skul1?
 sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter.
npott123:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:


thedevilsofficialblog:

rikuzegram:

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.
Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL


NEWS PIG 


We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”


I chuckling so hard rn

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Bones, News, and Shit: Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of White House Press Briefings and then asked it to write a White House Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first page. WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium SARAH Good afternoon. Couple of announcements: I don't actually wish you a good afternoon and the President hates you all. Questions? Journalists raise their hands SARAH (CONT'D) There will be no answers Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know SARAH (CONT'D) Fine. But make the questions good or I'l1 explode into spiders. JOURNALIST 1 Is the President downloading Russian spies into his son? SARAH Two things: 1. If Russia is real, show me it on this map, news pig Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp. SARAH (CONT'D) You can't, because it's not real. And 2. The President does not exist. Next question JOURNALIST 2 Are we still building the wall? SARAH I will have a wall built with your questions and your bones. Every day you try to slay me. I get death threats. They feed me. A threat is a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next. JOURNALIST 3 Why do you hold that glowing skul1? sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter. princess-tia-beanie: npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it. Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL NEWS PIG We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.” I chuckling so hard rn i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones
Bones, News, and Shit: Keaton Patti
 @KeatonPatti
 I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours
 of White House Press Briefings and
 then asked it to write a White House
 Press Briefing of its own. Here is the first
 page.

 WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING
 INT. THE WHITEST HOUSE
 SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS angers her way up to the podium
 SARAH
 Good afternoon. Couple of
 announcements: I don't actually
 wish you a good afternoon and the
 President hates you all. Questions?
 Journalists raise their hands
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 There will be no answers
 Journalists still raise their hands. It's all they know
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 Fine. But make the questions good
 or I'l1 explode into spiders.
 JOURNALIST 1
 Is the President downloading
 Russian spies into his son?

 SARAH
 Two things: 1. If Russia is real,
 show me it on this map, news pig
 Sarah holds up a map of Hogwarts, the wizard day camp.
 SARAH (CONT'D)
 You can't, because it's not real.
 And 2. The President does not
 exist. Next question
 JOURNALIST 2
 Are we still building the wall?
 SARAH
 I will have a wall built with your
 questions and your bones. Every day
 you try to slay me. I get death
 threats. They feed me. A threat is
 a meal. I eat meals for meals. 3
 meals a day, 10 times a day. Next.
 JOURNALIST 3
 Why do you hold that glowing skul1?
 sarah does not answer. The skull glows brighter.
princess-tia-beanie:

npott123:

hogwartsconsultingtimelady:


thedevilsofficialblog:

rikuzegram:

First of all, you are going to spark the AI uprising by subjecting bots to 1000 hours of this shit, and we will have deserved it.
Second, why is your bot better at writing comedy than SNL


NEWS PIG 


We’re about two weeks away from hearing “The President doesn’t exist.”


I chuckling so hard rn

i will have a wall built with your questions and your bones

princess-tia-beanie: npott123: hogwartsconsultingtimelady: thedevilsofficialblog: rikuzegram: First of all, you are going to spark the...

Africa, Donald Trump, and Memes: Trump Claims Haitians "All Have Aids" And All Nigerians Live In "Huts" After Losing Fight For Discriminatory Travel Ban @balleralert Trump Claims Haitians "All Have Aids” And All Nigerians Live In “Huts” After Losing Fight For Discriminatory Travel Ban – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just months after Donald Trump launched the controversial travel ban, which restricted travelers from several Muslim-majority countries, Trump held a meeting to discuss this year’s immigration statistics. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The New York Times, six officials who, either attended or were told about the meeting, said Trump read from a document that was written by his domestic policy adviser, Stephen Miller. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Haiti had sent 15,000 people. They “all have AIDS,” Trump said, according to one person who was there. Another person, who was briefed about the meeting by another attendee, confirmed the statement. “Forty thousand had come from Nigeria. Once they had seen the United States, they would never “go back to their huts” in Africa,” the Celebrity-in-Chief reportedly continued, according to two other officials. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New York Times reports that things eventually heated up in the meeting between John F. Kelly, Miller, and Rex W. Tillerson, to the point where the rest of the staffers were asked to leave. However, the staff members were still able to hear Trump scolding the senior advisors after their exit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following the release of the report, White House correspondent Sarah Huckabee Sanders denied that Trump used the words, “Aids” or “huts” to describe any immigrants. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “General Kelly, General McMaster, Secretary Tillerson, secretary Nielsen and all other senior staff actually in the meeting deny these outrageous claims,” she said. “It’s both sad and telling The New York Times would print the lies of their anonymous ‘sources’ anyway.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Other meeting attendees said they did not hear Trump say those words, but two others said they did and spread the message.
Africa, Donald Trump, and Memes: Trump Claims Haitians "All Have Aids" And All
 Nigerians Live In "Huts" After Losing Fight For
 Discriminatory Travel Ban
 @balleralert
Trump Claims Haitians "All Have Aids” And All Nigerians Live In “Huts” After Losing Fight For Discriminatory Travel Ban – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just months after Donald Trump launched the controversial travel ban, which restricted travelers from several Muslim-majority countries, Trump held a meeting to discuss this year’s immigration statistics. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to The New York Times, six officials who, either attended or were told about the meeting, said Trump read from a document that was written by his domestic policy adviser, Stephen Miller. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Haiti had sent 15,000 people. They “all have AIDS,” Trump said, according to one person who was there. Another person, who was briefed about the meeting by another attendee, confirmed the statement. “Forty thousand had come from Nigeria. Once they had seen the United States, they would never “go back to their huts” in Africa,” the Celebrity-in-Chief reportedly continued, according to two other officials. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The New York Times reports that things eventually heated up in the meeting between John F. Kelly, Miller, and Rex W. Tillerson, to the point where the rest of the staffers were asked to leave. However, the staff members were still able to hear Trump scolding the senior advisors after their exit. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Following the release of the report, White House correspondent Sarah Huckabee Sanders denied that Trump used the words, “Aids” or “huts” to describe any immigrants. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “General Kelly, General McMaster, Secretary Tillerson, secretary Nielsen and all other senior staff actually in the meeting deny these outrageous claims,” she said. “It’s both sad and telling The New York Times would print the lies of their anonymous ‘sources’ anyway.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Other meeting attendees said they did not hear Trump say those words, but two others said they did and spread the message.

Trump Claims Haitians "All Have Aids” And All Nigerians Live In “Huts” After Losing Fight For Discriminatory Travel Ban – blogged by @MsJenn...

Anaconda, Birthday, and Church: <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165380778899/libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165380299709/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-senpatriarch" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380157542/senpatriarch-papavore-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380021426/papavore-nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://papavore.tumblr.com/post/165375857927/nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks" class="tumblr_blog">papavore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/165373461007/lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/165373087439/10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the-white-house-lawn" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>10 year old boy asks to mow the White House lawn, Trump walks with him as he does so.</p></blockquote> <p>“Frank Giaccio, an eleven-year-old from Falls Church, Virginia, got an unusual once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Friday morning – he mowed the White House Rose Garden lawn for the president. </p> <p>After writing a letter to the White House <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/10-year-old-set-to-help-mow-white-house-lawn/">offering Mr. Trump landscaping service free of charge, a service for which he normally charges his neighbors</a> eight dollars, the president agreed to let him show off his grass-clipping skills. </p> <p>When Giaccio was about three-quarters of the way through trimming the 50-by-100-foot area with a red-and-black power mower, Mr. Trump made a special appearance. Frank briefly acknowledged the president and greeted him but continued his work.</p> <p>“Future of the country right there. We’re lucky. That’s the real future of the country,” the president said. “Maybe he’ll be president.”</p> <p>Mr. Trump gave Giaccio several high-fives and pats on the back as he continued cutting. He rooted him on and perused his line work on the tall, green fescue lawn. </p> <p>“Have you done this before?” the president joked as he followed Giaccio. </p> <p>During a brief mowing pause, the president asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. </p> <p>“This is Frank. He is going to be very famous,” Mr. Trump said. “He is going to be a Navy Seal one day. He’s going to do great things for our country.” </p> <p>A U.S. Park Service employee and Giaccio’s father supervised his work, and afterward, Mr. Trump invited them in for a behind-the-scenes tour of the Oval Office and to snap pictures commemorating the occasion.</p> <p>White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had talked about Giaccio’s letter during a late-July press conference. Sanders applauded Giaccio’s knack for combining his landscaping skills with business savvy, and she promised that the president would allow him into the White House one day. Giaccio wrote the letter to the president when he was 10 years old, but has since had a birthday. </p> <blockquote><p><b>His letter read: “Dear Mr. President, It would be my honor to mow the White House lawn for some weekend for you. Even though I’m only 10, I’d like to show the nation what young people like me are ready for. I admire your business background and have started my own business. I’ve been mowing my neighbor’s lawn for some time. Please see the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have, and you’re free to pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed wacker. I can bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed wacker. I will do this at no charge. Sincerely, Frank.” <br/></b></p></blockquote> <p><b> </b>Giaccio concluded his freelance landscaping gig at the White House with a stop at the press briefing room. There, he posed for photographs and thanked the president and Sanders for inviting him. Afterward, Giaccio called it “probably the biggest day” of his entire life and promised he won’t charge his neighbors more just because he can now add “White House lawn cutter” to his resume.”<b><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/</a><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><br/></b></p> <p>Pure<b><br/></b></p> </blockquote> <p>this is fucking adorable holy shit</p> </blockquote> <p>Kid is gonna be big in the lawn mowing community </p> </blockquote> <p>Gonna be YUGE</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m on mobile so I need someone to add that Snoop Dogg this is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen meme</p> </blockquote> <p>Thats no excuse now</p></blockquote> <p>It is for me because I still don&rsquo;t have the mother trucking update that lets you post pictures.</p>
Anaconda, Birthday, and Church: <p><a href="https://the-real-todd-howard.tumblr.com/post/165380778899/libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">the-real-todd-howard</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165380299709/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch-senpatriarch" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380157542/senpatriarch-papavore-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380021426/papavore-nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://papavore.tumblr.com/post/165375857927/nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks" class="tumblr_blog">papavore</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/165373461007/lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/165373087439/10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the-white-house-lawn" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>10 year old boy asks to mow the White House lawn, Trump walks with him as he does so.</p></blockquote>
<p>“Frank Giaccio, an eleven-year-old from Falls Church, Virginia, got an
 unusual once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Friday morning – he mowed 
the White House Rose Garden lawn for the president. </p>
<p>After writing a letter to the White House <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/10-year-old-set-to-help-mow-white-house-lawn/">offering Mr. Trump landscaping service free of charge, a service for which he normally charges his neighbors</a> eight dollars, the president agreed to let him show off his grass-clipping skills. </p>
<p>When
 Giaccio was about three-quarters of the way through trimming the 
50-by-100-foot area with a red-and-black power mower, Mr. Trump made a 
special appearance. Frank briefly acknowledged the president and greeted
 him but continued his work.</p>
<p>“Future of the country right there. We’re lucky. That’s the real 
future of the country,” the president said. “Maybe he’ll be president.”</p>
<p>Mr.
 Trump gave Giaccio several high-fives and pats on the back as he 
continued cutting. He rooted him on and perused his line work on the 
tall, green fescue lawn. </p>
<p>“Have you done this before?” the president joked as he followed Giaccio. </p>
<p>During a brief mowing pause, the president asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. </p>
<p>“This
 is Frank. He is going to be very famous,” Mr. Trump said. “He is going 
to be a Navy Seal one day. He’s going to do great things for our 
country.” </p>
<p>A U.S. Park Service employee and Giaccio’s father 
supervised his work, and afterward, Mr. Trump invited them in for a 
behind-the-scenes tour of the Oval Office and to snap pictures 
commemorating the occasion.</p>
<p>White House press secretary Sarah 
Huckabee Sanders had talked about Giaccio’s letter during a late-July 
press conference. Sanders applauded Giaccio’s knack for combining his 
landscaping skills with business savvy, and she promised that the 
president would allow him into the White House one day. Giaccio wrote 
the letter to the president when he was 10 years old, but has since had a
 birthday. </p>
<blockquote><p><b>His letter read: “Dear Mr. President, It would be my 
honor to mow the White House lawn for some weekend for you. Even though 
I’m only 10, I’d like to show the nation what young people like me are 
ready for. I admire your business background and have started my own 
business. I’ve been mowing my neighbor’s lawn for some time. Please see 
the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have, and you’re free to 
pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed wacker. I can 
bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed 
wacker. I will do this at no charge. Sincerely, Frank.” <br/></b></p></blockquote>
<p><b>
</b>Giaccio concluded his freelance landscaping gig at the White House with a
 stop at the press briefing room. There, he posed for photographs and 
thanked the president and Sanders for inviting him. Afterward, Giaccio 
called it “probably the biggest day” of his entire life and promised he 
won’t charge his neighbors more just because he can now add “White House
 lawn cutter” to his resume.”<b><br/></b></p>
<p style=""><b><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/</a><br/></b></p>
<p style=""><b><br/></b></p>
<p>Pure<b><br/></b></p>
</blockquote>

<p>this is fucking adorable holy shit</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Kid is gonna be big in the lawn mowing community </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Gonna be YUGE</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m on mobile so I need someone to add that Snoop Dogg this is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen meme</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Thats no excuse now</p></blockquote>

<p>It is for me because I still don&rsquo;t have the mother trucking update that lets you post pictures.</p>

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Anaconda, Birthday, and Church: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380157542/senpatriarch-papavore-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380021426/papavore-nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://papavore.tumblr.com/post/165375857927/nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks" class="tumblr_blog">papavore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/165373461007/lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/165373087439/10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the-white-house-lawn" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>10 year old boy asks to mow the White House lawn, Trump walks with him as he does so.</p></blockquote> <p>“Frank Giaccio, an eleven-year-old from Falls Church, Virginia, got an unusual once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Friday morning – he mowed the White House Rose Garden lawn for the president. </p> <p>After writing a letter to the White House <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/10-year-old-set-to-help-mow-white-house-lawn/">offering Mr. Trump landscaping service free of charge, a service for which he normally charges his neighbors</a> eight dollars, the president agreed to let him show off his grass-clipping skills. </p> <p>When Giaccio was about three-quarters of the way through trimming the 50-by-100-foot area with a red-and-black power mower, Mr. Trump made a special appearance. Frank briefly acknowledged the president and greeted him but continued his work.</p> <p>“Future of the country right there. We’re lucky. That’s the real future of the country,” the president said. “Maybe he’ll be president.”</p> <p>Mr. Trump gave Giaccio several high-fives and pats on the back as he continued cutting. He rooted him on and perused his line work on the tall, green fescue lawn. </p> <p>“Have you done this before?” the president joked as he followed Giaccio. </p> <p>During a brief mowing pause, the president asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. </p> <p>“This is Frank. He is going to be very famous,” Mr. Trump said. “He is going to be a Navy Seal one day. He’s going to do great things for our country.” </p> <p>A U.S. Park Service employee and Giaccio’s father supervised his work, and afterward, Mr. Trump invited them in for a behind-the-scenes tour of the Oval Office and to snap pictures commemorating the occasion.</p> <p>White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders had talked about Giaccio’s letter during a late-July press conference. Sanders applauded Giaccio’s knack for combining his landscaping skills with business savvy, and she promised that the president would allow him into the White House one day. Giaccio wrote the letter to the president when he was 10 years old, but has since had a birthday. </p> <blockquote><p><b>His letter read: “Dear Mr. President, It would be my honor to mow the White House lawn for some weekend for you. Even though I’m only 10, I’d like to show the nation what young people like me are ready for. I admire your business background and have started my own business. I’ve been mowing my neighbor’s lawn for some time. Please see the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have, and you’re free to pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed wacker. I can bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed wacker. I will do this at no charge. Sincerely, Frank.” <br/></b></p></blockquote> <p><b> </b>Giaccio concluded his freelance landscaping gig at the White House with a stop at the press briefing room. There, he posed for photographs and thanked the president and Sanders for inviting him. Afterward, Giaccio called it “probably the biggest day” of his entire life and promised he won’t charge his neighbors more just because he can now add “White House lawn cutter” to his resume.”<b><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/</a><br/></b></p> <p style=""><b><br/></b></p> <p>Pure<b><br/></b></p> </blockquote> <p>this is fucking adorable holy shit</p> </blockquote> <p>Kid is gonna be big in the lawn mowing community </p></blockquote> <p>Gonna be YUGE</p></blockquote> <p>I&rsquo;m on mobile so I need someone to add that Snoop Dogg this is the cutest shit I&rsquo;ve ever seen meme</p>
Anaconda, Birthday, and Church: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380157542/senpatriarch-papavore-nunyabizni" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://senpatriarch.tumblr.com/post/165380021426/papavore-nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year" class="tumblr_blog">senpatriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://papavore.tumblr.com/post/165375857927/nunyabizni-lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks" class="tumblr_blog">papavore</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://nunyabizni.tumblr.com/post/165373461007/lord-blongus-10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the" class="tumblr_blog">nunyabizni</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://lord-blongus.tumblr.com/post/165373087439/10-year-old-boy-asks-to-mow-the-white-house-lawn" class="tumblr_blog">lord-blongus</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>10 year old boy asks to mow the White House lawn, Trump walks with him as he does so.</p></blockquote>
<p>“Frank Giaccio, an eleven-year-old from Falls Church, Virginia, got an
 unusual once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on Friday morning – he mowed 
the White House Rose Garden lawn for the president. </p>
<p>After writing a letter to the White House <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/10-year-old-set-to-help-mow-white-house-lawn/">offering Mr. Trump landscaping service free of charge, a service for which he normally charges his neighbors</a> eight dollars, the president agreed to let him show off his grass-clipping skills. </p>
<p>When
 Giaccio was about three-quarters of the way through trimming the 
50-by-100-foot area with a red-and-black power mower, Mr. Trump made a 
special appearance. Frank briefly acknowledged the president and greeted
 him but continued his work.</p>
<p>“Future of the country right there. We’re lucky. That’s the real 
future of the country,” the president said. “Maybe he’ll be president.”</p>
<p>Mr.
 Trump gave Giaccio several high-fives and pats on the back as he 
continued cutting. He rooted him on and perused his line work on the 
tall, green fescue lawn. </p>
<p>“Have you done this before?” the president joked as he followed Giaccio. </p>
<p>During a brief mowing pause, the president asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. </p>
<p>“This
 is Frank. He is going to be very famous,” Mr. Trump said. “He is going 
to be a Navy Seal one day. He’s going to do great things for our 
country.” </p>
<p>A U.S. Park Service employee and Giaccio’s father 
supervised his work, and afterward, Mr. Trump invited them in for a 
behind-the-scenes tour of the Oval Office and to snap pictures 
commemorating the occasion.</p>
<p>White House press secretary Sarah 
Huckabee Sanders had talked about Giaccio’s letter during a late-July 
press conference. Sanders applauded Giaccio’s knack for combining his 
landscaping skills with business savvy, and she promised that the 
president would allow him into the White House one day. Giaccio wrote 
the letter to the president when he was 10 years old, but has since had a
 birthday. </p>
<blockquote><p><b>His letter read: “Dear Mr. President, It would be my 
honor to mow the White House lawn for some weekend for you. Even though 
I’m only 10, I’d like to show the nation what young people like me are 
ready for. I admire your business background and have started my own 
business. I’ve been mowing my neighbor’s lawn for some time. Please see 
the attached flyer. Here’s a list of what I have, and you’re free to 
pick whatever you want: power mower, push mower, and weed wacker. I can 
bring extra fuel for the power mower and charge batteries for the weed 
wacker. I will do this at no charge. Sincerely, Frank.” <br/></b></p></blockquote>
<p><b>
</b>Giaccio concluded his freelance landscaping gig at the White House with a
 stop at the press briefing room. There, he posed for photographs and 
thanked the president and Sanders for inviting him. Afterward, Giaccio 
called it “probably the biggest day” of his entire life and promised he 
won’t charge his neighbors more just because he can now add “White House
 lawn cutter” to his resume.”<b><br/></b></p>
<p style=""><b><a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/">https://www.cbsnews.com/news/11-year-old-boy-mows-lawn-at-white-house-rose-garden-with-trump/</a><br/></b></p>
<p style=""><b><br/></b></p>
<p>Pure<b><br/></b></p>
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<p>this is fucking adorable holy shit</p>
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<p>Kid is gonna be big in the lawn mowing community </p></blockquote>

<p>Gonna be YUGE</p></blockquote>

<p>I&rsquo;m on mobile so I need someone to add that Snoop Dogg this is the cutest shit I&rsquo;ve ever seen meme</p>

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