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Scans: plant-scans: Thick-legged flower beetle on magnoliaLife on Earth, David Attenborough, 1979
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Thick-legged flower beetle on magnoliaLife on Earth, David Attenborough, 1979

plant-scans: Thick-legged flower beetle on magnoliaLife on Earth, David Attenborough, 1979

Scans: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, Xxx: OK, so, our that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something anything - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxx: kumar-asshole.sh scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxx: hangover.sh another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those XX: A true programmer
Scans: Hacker Scripts
 Based on a true story:
 build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know,
 Xxx: OK, so, our
 that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something anything
 - requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.
 xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy"
 xxx: You're gonna love this
 xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons
 from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server
 after 9pm with his login.
 xxx: kumar-asshole.sh scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help"
 "trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database
 to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time".
 xxx: hangover.sh another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna
 work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive
 sessions on the server at 8:45am.
 xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to
 our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and
 running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits
 another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from
 the dudes desk.
 xxx: holy sh*t I'm keeping those
 XX:
A true programmer

A true programmer

Scans: Hacker Scripts Based on a true story. xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy xxx: You're gonna love this ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help" trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time" xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those I found this on an old Git account
Scans: Hacker Scripts
 Based on a true story.
 xoox: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know
 that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... I fsomething- anything
 requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that.
 xxoc: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy
 xxx: You're gonna love this
 ooc: smack-my-bitch-up.sh -sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons
 from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server
 after 9pm with his login
 xxox: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help"
 trouble", "sorry" etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database
 to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time"
 xxx: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling well/gonna
 work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive
 sessions on the server at 8:45am
 xoox: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee. sh this one waits exatly 17 seconds(), then opens a telnet session to
 our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and
 running) and sends something like sys brew.Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits
 another 24 () seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from
 the dudes desk.
 xoxx: holy sh"t I'm keeping those
I found this on an old Git account

I found this on an old Git account

Scans: MEDICAL MIRACLE: MAN'S BRAIN TUMOR VANISHES WITHOUT SURGERY Several doctors are dumbfounded after finding a patient’s suspected malignant brain tumor disappeared without surgical treatment, giving the patient a renewed sense of hope. CBS Sacramento reported Friday that the neurosurgeons and specialists in charge of treating Paul Wood, a patient from Lodi, California, are scratching their heads after brain scans revealed his tumor disappeared the day before he was scheduled for surgery. Wood, a father and volunteer in his community, noticed something was amiss several months ago when he could barely stand up straight. “I had massive headaches, I couldn’t walk down the hallway without holding on to the walls,” he said. The Lodi man went to his primary care doctor, who referred him to a neurosurgeon at UC San Francisco. The neurosurgeon said his brain was bleeding, but radiologists said there was evidence of a tumor. Wood, who considers himself a man of faith, turned to his community for support. But what he did not expect was the overwhelming amount of prayer and support for him on social media. “My phone is blowing up, my Facebook is prayer after prayer, all over California,” said Wood. When doctors took another brain scan the day before his operation, they canceled the surgery because the tumor had disappeared. Wood said it was nothing short of a “miracle” from God. “It’s a miracle and that is the way God planned it,” he said. Wood’s doctor struggled to explain why the tumor disappeared, admitting that there are some things “that we can’t explain.” “We do tests and we have medical technology and we try to come up with some conclusion… sometimes things happen that we can’t explain,” said Dr. Richard.
Scans: MEDICAL MIRACLE: MAN'S
 BRAIN TUMOR VANISHES
 WITHOUT SURGERY
Several doctors are dumbfounded after finding a patient’s suspected malignant brain tumor disappeared without surgical treatment, giving the patient a renewed sense of hope. CBS Sacramento reported Friday that the neurosurgeons and specialists in charge of treating Paul Wood, a patient from Lodi, California, are scratching their heads after brain scans revealed his tumor disappeared the day before he was scheduled for surgery. Wood, a father and volunteer in his community, noticed something was amiss several months ago when he could barely stand up straight. “I had massive headaches, I couldn’t walk down the hallway without holding on to the walls,” he said. The Lodi man went to his primary care doctor, who referred him to a neurosurgeon at UC San Francisco. The neurosurgeon said his brain was bleeding, but radiologists said there was evidence of a tumor. Wood, who considers himself a man of faith, turned to his community for support. But what he did not expect was the overwhelming amount of prayer and support for him on social media. “My phone is blowing up, my Facebook is prayer after prayer, all over California,” said Wood. When doctors took another brain scan the day before his operation, they canceled the surgery because the tumor had disappeared. Wood said it was nothing short of a “miracle” from God. “It’s a miracle and that is the way God planned it,” he said. Wood’s doctor struggled to explain why the tumor disappeared, admitting that there are some things “that we can’t explain.” “We do tests and we have medical technology and we try to come up with some conclusion… sometimes things happen that we can’t explain,” said Dr. Richard.

Several doctors are dumbfounded after finding a patient’s suspected malignant brain tumor disappeared without surgical treatment, giving...

Scans: oving events to rights, and maybe discover the conversation string affecting the world over time. Then we head to the beach to confront our truth about your mysterious past. Odyssey looks set to Origins, with a skew towards more some bold new directions. The people off cliffs, but with additions sandals of an outcast mercenary how characters behave around you, This could feel very similar to take the series insea warfare and 300-kicking larger fights will feature up to 300 characters in a battle, just like a famous movie. Amid the chaos we spot our target and enter some Origins-like combat, with dodges, parries, and strikes offering a tactical skirmish. We also see the Spartan-kick in action as Kassandra smashes her foe in the gut, sending him falling backwards. There's a neat parry move too, where she can disarm her enemy, flipping his shield skywards. setup sees you slip into the like dialogue choices that affect playing as either Alexios or Ubisoft is slowly adding more Kassandra - on a journey from complexity to its RPG-lite ideas. coun ar tactical scoundrel to Spartan warrior Ahead of you lays a whole lot of SOCRATIC QUESTIONING human history- Periods n collectibles, the entirety of Greece In the E3 demo we see much of what's new play out, first with Kassandra engaging in wordpla building a guild to set the world to with Socrates, our choices in the explore, and maybe an olive branch or two as you set about While on the surface it shares a lot with Origins, scratch deeper and this adventure has many features we've not seen before in Assassin's Creed - it could well be this generation's Black Flag. THIS ADVENTURE HAS MANY FEATURES WE'VE NOT SEEN BEFORE IN ASSASSIN'S CREED ion BEST SANDBOX E3 SHOWFLOOR VERDICT Assassin's Creed go next? Turns out Ubisoft is taking us to Ancient Alexios or Kassandra (your choice of gender doesn't affect the story), you get caught up in And if Origins' map was big, Odyssey's is bigger still, covering chunks of the mainland. Ubisoft promises hundred of quests' will be available, and there's certainly the space for them. There's evern scope for naval battles on the open seas. This sandbox is so big. you could well get lost in it. ASSASSIN'S CREED ODYSSEY Format PS4 ETA 5 0ct Pub Ubisoft Dev Ubisoft Montreal video-games-girls-play-to: all assassin’s creed odyssey pages scans (from the official playstation uk magazine august 2018)
Scans: oving events to
 rights, and maybe discover the
 conversation string affecting the
 world over time. Then we head
 to the beach to confront our
 truth about your mysterious past.
 Odyssey looks set to Origins, with a skew towards more
 some bold new directions. The people off cliffs, but with additions
 sandals of an outcast mercenary how characters behave around you,
 This could feel very similar to
 take the series insea warfare and 300-kicking
 larger fights will feature up to 300
 characters in a battle, just like a
 famous movie. Amid the chaos
 we spot our target and enter some
 Origins-like combat, with dodges,
 parries, and strikes offering a
 tactical skirmish. We also see
 the Spartan-kick in action as
 Kassandra smashes her foe in the
 gut, sending him falling backwards.
 There's a neat parry move too,
 where she can disarm her enemy,
 flipping his shield skywards.
 setup sees you slip into the
 like dialogue choices that affect
 playing as either Alexios or
 Ubisoft is slowly adding more
 Kassandra - on a journey from complexity to its RPG-lite ideas.
 coun ar
 tactical
 scoundrel to Spartan warrior
 Ahead of you lays a whole lot of SOCRATIC QUESTIONING human history- Periods n
 collectibles, the entirety of Greece In the E3 demo we see much of
 what's new play out, first with
 Kassandra engaging in wordpla
 building a guild to set the world to with Socrates, our choices in the
 explore, and maybe an olive
 branch or two as you set about
 While on the surface it shares a
 lot with Origins, scratch deeper
 and this adventure has many
 features we've not seen before in
 Assassin's Creed - it could well
 be this generation's Black Flag.
 THIS ADVENTURE HAS MANY
 FEATURES WE'VE NOT SEEN
 BEFORE IN ASSASSIN'S CREED

 ion
 BEST
 SANDBOX
 E3 SHOWFLOOR VERDICT
 Assassin's Creed go next? Turns
 out Ubisoft is taking us to Ancient
 Alexios or Kassandra (your
 choice of gender doesn't affect
 the story), you get caught up in
 And if Origins' map was big,
 Odyssey's is bigger still, covering
 chunks of the mainland. Ubisoft
 promises hundred of quests' will
 be available, and there's certainly
 the space for them. There's evern
 scope for naval battles on the
 open seas. This sandbox is so big.
 you could well get lost in it.
 ASSASSIN'S CREED
 ODYSSEY
 Format PS4 ETA 5 0ct Pub Ubisoft Dev Ubisoft Montreal
video-games-girls-play-to:

all assassin’s creed odyssey pages scans (from the official playstation uk magazine august 2018)

video-games-girls-play-to: all assassin’s creed odyssey pages scans (from the official playstation uk magazine august 2018)

Scans: arionwind: autismserenity: arionwind: autismserenity: ARE computers flammable? 1 feel like they're probably not? This depends entirely on how much uncooked rice you have shoved in the floppy drive Ok 1 feel like there's a story behind this There is, yes! After I quit school, I worked briefly as a computer repair tech. Going to people's houses or businesses, fixing their various bugs, etc. While I would rapidly decide that field was not for me because of the one businessman who needed mult know, you push that button and that plastic holder thing with the hole comes out 1 think it is technically call the "Cup Depository Tray CD, right?), he is not the most memorable encounter. No, that goes to one of the nicest ladies I ever encountered on this job iple cup holde eplacements (you She called us out because her computer had stopped turning on, and wouldn't even make a noise when she tried to push the button. One day it had just shut off while she was using it and stubbornly refused to come back on, and could we please see what we could do to fix it? So I go out there expecting some wire had gotten loose and there was no power getting to the machine or something. It happens sometimes if a machine gets banged around enough, or if someone fiddles with it wrong or is careless putting it together, computers are finicky like that But as soon as I get to the box itself, 1 know it isn't that simple, because of the smell. I have smelled computers with dust all up in them, that isn't uncommon, but this is just vile and, more importantly, entirely new. I am now more curious than afraid, so 1 open it up and there is a mass of goopy off-white mush spilling all over everything, parts of it are burnt to circuits, there is almost nothing untouched by the mass. But by far the worst off is the A drive. That is the obvious source of the problem, and the thing has not "exploded", but more burst from the pressure of whatever this stuff was So 1 ask the woman if she had used the floppy drive recently and noticed any problems, and she says no, not until the whole machine stopped working. But I come to find out what she used it for Turns out this woman was a devout Shinto practitioner and believed that her computer (among other things) had a soul that needed to be respected an honored. Which, fair enough. But she chose to honor it by feeding it a grain of rice every time she had to wake it up and disturb For years this kindhearted woman had been putting a grain of rice into the A driv from sleep mode. And eventually that was enough pressure to break the drive and start spilling out onto the internal bits, where the heat melted it all and caused no end of problems ime she turned it on or woke t iing u After that it was a simple enough thing to explain that there are better ways to honor and take care of your computer's needs, what with virus scans or defrags and the like, but t poor device was entirely lost. I guess the moral of the story here is that you can try your best to be good and still wind up hurting people? Maybe? Or else it's that even the most horrible out of context problem isn't nearly as frustrating as one middle aged jerk who won't freaking listen when you tell him that CD trays are not for your dang coffee cups! The end A tale from tech support
Scans: arionwind:
 autismserenity:
 arionwind:
 autismserenity:
 ARE computers flammable? 1 feel like they're probably not?
 This depends entirely on how much uncooked rice you have
 shoved in the floppy drive
 Ok 1 feel like there's a story behind this
 There is, yes!
 After I quit school, I worked briefly as a computer repair tech. Going to
 people's houses or businesses, fixing their various bugs, etc. While I
 would rapidly decide that field was not for me because of the one
 businessman who needed mult
 know, you push that button and that plastic holder thing with the hole
 comes out 1 think it is technically call the "Cup Depository Tray
 CD, right?), he is not the most memorable encounter. No, that goes to
 one of the nicest ladies I ever encountered on this job
 iple
 cup holde
 eplacements (you
 She called us out because her computer had stopped turning on, and
 wouldn't even make a noise when she tried to push the button. One
 day it had just shut off while she was using it and stubbornly refused to
 come back on, and could we please see what we could do to fix it?
 So I go out there expecting some wire had gotten loose and there was
 no power getting to the machine or something. It happens sometimes
 if a machine gets banged around enough, or if someone fiddles with it
 wrong or is careless putting it together, computers are finicky like that
 But as soon as I get to the box itself, 1 know it isn't that simple, because
 of the smell. I have smelled computers with dust all up in them, that isn't
 uncommon, but this is just vile and, more importantly, entirely new.
 I am now more curious than afraid, so 1 open it up and there is a mass
 of goopy off-white mush spilling all over everything, parts of it are
 burnt to circuits, there is almost nothing untouched by the mass. But
 by far the worst off is the A drive. That is the obvious source of the
 problem, and the thing has not "exploded", but more burst from the
 pressure of whatever this stuff was
 So 1 ask the woman if she had used the floppy drive recently and
 noticed any problems, and she says no, not until the whole machine
 stopped working. But I come to find out what she used it for
 Turns out this woman was a devout Shinto practitioner and believed
 that her computer (among other things) had a soul that needed to be
 respected an honored. Which, fair enough. But she chose to honor it
 by feeding it a grain of rice every time
 she had to wake it up and disturb
 For years this kindhearted woman had been putting a grain of
 rice into the A driv
 from sleep mode. And eventually that was enough pressure to break the
 drive and start spilling out onto the internal bits, where the heat melted
 it all and caused no end of problems
 ime she turned it on or woke t
 iing u
 After that it was a simple enough thing to explain that there are better
 ways to honor and take care of your computer's needs, what with virus
 scans or defrags and the like, but
 t poor device was entirely lost.
 I guess the moral of the story here is that you can try your best to be
 good and still wind up hurting people? Maybe? Or else it's that even
 the most horrible out of context problem isn't nearly as frustrating as
 one middle aged jerk who won't freaking listen when you tell him that
 CD trays are not for your dang coffee cups!
 The end
A tale from tech support

A tale from tech support

Scans: mygskths: probably in our past life and in our next lives, we’ll be together foreverfor @mygjhs ♡ i loved being your secret satan santa! (´• ω •`)
Scans: mygskths:

probably in our past life and in our next lives, we’ll be together foreverfor @mygjhs ♡ i loved being your secret satan santa! (´• ω •`)

mygskths: probably in our past life and in our next lives, we’ll be together foreverfor @mygjhs ♡ i loved being your secret satan santa!...