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4chan, Af, and Children: Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Settings Home 2 /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Return Catalog Bottom Update Auto Post a Reply echa View Announcement Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)16:18:15 No.44008579 homeless immigrant guy outside my ocal to soething idk call him Raj or something idk see him every day as I pick up my chicken club sandwich 1 KB PNG >spoke literally 0 scottish, just said give me pound please" >every fucking day would sometimes steal a sandwich for him figured it wouldnt go very far across his 9 wives and 16 children all whom are on benefits >said that i would give him pound if he sung the scottish national anthem we don't have one, but I got him on that Scotland the Brave shit >took literally 20 minutes to get this through to him said that i would give him pound every 3 days if he could sing this anthem it begins Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)16:19:03 No.44008593 /r9k/ - >homeless immigrant boards.4chan.org 2 Board/r9k/ - ROBOT9001 ▼ Setti took literally 20 minutes to get this through to hi said that i would give him pound every 3 days if he could sing this anthem it begins Anonymous 03/20/18(Tue)16:19:03 No.44008593 teach him a new line of Scottish the brave every day every 3 days he has to sing what he knows back to me for his pound he learns that by singing this he gets 19 KB JPG one pound or something starts singing it all the time outside tescos often singingg it before I even get there people actually giving him money for this >baka.htm by the time I've given him 5 pounds he knows the entire anthem ahead of schedule AF I stop giving him money, asks me for one pound please every time he sees me again eventually talk to him he still doesn't know a word of Englislh just the Scottish national anthem I also teach him to say "Dieu et mon Driot" he spent all of his time learning this shit instead of learning English mfw I created a Scotland propoganda bot who shitposts outside Tescos Next week I'm going to teach him "Scots Wha Hae" >I should be getting paid for my making use out of illegals Anonvmous 03/20/18(Tlue)1629 25 No 44008781 Scot Makes A Bot
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 homeless immigrant guy outside my
 ocal to soething idk
 call him Raj or something idk
 see him every day as I pick up my
 chicken club sandwich
 1 KB PNG
 >spoke literally 0 scottish, just said
 give me pound please"
 >every fucking day
 would sometimes steal a sandwich for him
 figured it wouldnt go very far across his 9 wives and
 16 children all whom are on benefits
 >said that i would give him pound if he sung the
 scottish national anthem
 we don't have one, but I got him on that Scotland the
 Brave shit
 >took literally 20 minutes to get this through to him
 said that i would give him pound every 3 days if he
 could sing this anthem
 it begins
 Anonymous
 03/20/18(Tue)16:19:03 No.44008593

 /r9k/ - >homeless immigrant
 boards.4chan.org
 2
 Board/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
 ▼ Setti
 took literally 20 minutes to get this through to hi
 said that i would give him pound every 3 days if he
 could sing this anthem
 it begins
 Anonymous
 03/20/18(Tue)16:19:03 No.44008593
 teach him a new line of Scottish the
 brave every day
 every 3 days he has to sing what he
 knows back to me for his pound
 he learns that by singing this he gets
 19 KB JPG one pound or something
 starts singing it all the time outside tescos
 often singingg it before I even get there
 people actually giving him money for this
 >baka.htm
 by the time I've given him 5 pounds he knows the
 entire anthem
 ahead of schedule AF
 I stop giving him money, asks me for one pound
 please every time he sees me again
 eventually talk to him
 he still doesn't know a word of Englislh
 just the Scottish national anthem
 I also teach him to say "Dieu et mon Driot"
 he spent all of his time learning this shit instead of
 learning English
 mfw I created a Scotland propoganda bot who
 shitposts outside Tescos
 Next week I'm going to teach him "Scots Wha Hae"
 >I should be getting paid for my making use out of
 illegals
 Anonvmous
 03/20/18(Tlue)1629 25 No 44008781
Scot Makes A Bot

Scot Makes A Bot

Advice, Future, and Ironic: eggrollie art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready novw a guest speaker in one of my classes recently gave some of the best advice I have ever received… 1. let curiosity be your compass - think about what you’re motivated to do, your affinity, your aspirations. what are the core reasons for your motivation? 2. impact is everything - if everything works out exactly as expected, why does it matter? what will you learn or change? 3. be James Bond - expose the side of yourself that will be received best. you don’t need to reveal everything about yourself upfront. 4. create strong partnerships - build a wise council. you only need three people: one who is a few steps ahead of you or where you want to be in the future, one who is progressing at the same pace as you, and one who is behind you but has experienced more. 5. to make space for what matters, you have to say no - we aren’t self-aware enough to know our breaking point before we reach it, so don’t be afraid to pass on some things. 6. create meaningful time - bingeing is not productive. establish clear morning rituals and practice contingency management. a slow and steady schedule is best. 7.when you rush from A to B, you miss everything in between - slow down and forget about your destination. take time to appreciate the path you’re on. 8.”the chief enemy of creativity is good sense” - be creative. just don’t lose touch with your common sense. 9.it’s supposed to be fun most of the time or something’s wrong - there will be spontaneous emotional breakdowns and seemingly impassible obstacles, but enjoy the journey of life billsimportantposts
Advice, Future, and Ironic: eggrollie
 art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the
 height of my ability and i am ready novw
a guest speaker in one of my classes recently gave some of the best advice I have ever received… 1. let curiosity be your compass - think about what you’re motivated to do, your affinity, your aspirations. what are the core reasons for your motivation? 2. impact is everything - if everything works out exactly as expected, why does it matter? what will you learn or change? 3. be James Bond - expose the side of yourself that will be received best. you don’t need to reveal everything about yourself upfront. 4. create strong partnerships - build a wise council. you only need three people: one who is a few steps ahead of you or where you want to be in the future, one who is progressing at the same pace as you, and one who is behind you but has experienced more. 5. to make space for what matters, you have to say no - we aren’t self-aware enough to know our breaking point before we reach it, so don’t be afraid to pass on some things. 6. create meaningful time - bingeing is not productive. establish clear morning rituals and practice contingency management. a slow and steady schedule is best. 7.when you rush from A to B, you miss everything in between - slow down and forget about your destination. take time to appreciate the path you’re on. 8.”the chief enemy of creativity is good sense” - be creative. just don’t lose touch with your common sense. 9.it’s supposed to be fun most of the time or something’s wrong - there will be spontaneous emotional breakdowns and seemingly impassible obstacles, but enjoy the journey of life billsimportantposts

a guest speaker in one of my classes recently gave some of the best advice I have ever received… 1. let curiosity be your compass - think ab...

Ass, Fucking, and Funny: I had to read this at work today and it's the funniest thing ever @ theblessedone TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. No fucking way You've got to be shitting me.Really Tell someone who gives a fuck Ask me if I give a fuck It's not my fucking problem. ....Perhaps you should check with <name> Of course I'm concerned. I wasn't involved in that project. . What the fuck? Fuck it, it won't work.ans Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that nteresting behaviour . I'm not sure I can implement this. When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late Who the fuck cares?. Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass.. Eat shit. Eat shit and die Eat shit and die, motherfucker... What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it? He's not familiar with the problem. You don't say Excuse me? Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? Kiss my asS. Fuck it, I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🤣
Ass, Fucking, and Funny: I had to read this at work today and it's
 the funniest thing ever
 @ theblessedone
 TO ALL EMPLOYEES
 It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul lanquage in
 the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily
 offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated
 The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express
 their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled
 the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue.
 OLD PHRASE
 NEW PHRASE
 I'm not certain that's feasible.
 No fucking way
 You've got to be shitting me.Really
 Tell someone who gives a fuck
 Ask me if I give a fuck
 It's not my fucking problem.
 ....Perhaps you should check with <name>
 Of course I'm concerned.
 I wasn't involved in that project.
 .
 What the fuck?
 Fuck it, it won't work.ans
 Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner?.... I'll try to schedule that
 nteresting behaviour
 . I'm not sure I can implement this.
 When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?....Perhaps I can work late
 Who the fuck cares?.
 Are you sure it's a problem?
 He's got his head up his ass..
 Eat shit.
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die, motherfucker...
 What the fuck do they want from my life?They weren't happy with it?
 He's not familiar with the problem.
 You don't say
 Excuse me?
 Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>?
 Kiss my asS.
 Fuck it, I'm on salary
 So you'd like my help with that?
I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🤣

I can’t believe some of you don’t follow @funny 🤣

Bailey Jay, Books, and Fall: FIRST I DRINK COFFEE. THEN I DO THINGS. Is coffee your fuel? ☕️ Read on👇 Is coffee good for you? Does it truly increase productivity? 🤔 Here are the issues to consider when you consider coffee: ✔️It improves mental performance and alertness. Caffeine blocks receptors for adenosine, a compound in your brain that causes drowsiness. This explains why many of us feel less tired when we consume coffee. In low doses, caffeine also is said to improve mental performance and alertness. Caffeine does not affect everyone the same way. (Your personal response to caffeine could be vastly different from that of someone you know.) ✔️ It can affect the quality of your sleep. In smaller doses, caffeine should not affect your sleep schedule. But if you consume too much, you may find it harder to fall asleep at night. This can unfortunately create an unhealthy cycle of not sleeping enough, stressing out and performing poorly at work. A longer-range result may even be burnout or an anxiety attack. ✔️It can help you learn faster. Many entrepreneurs are prolific consumers of content, whether it’s articles and blog posts, magazines, trade journals, books, podcasts or videos. This information helps them make decisions, innovate and implement new ideas in their business. Ongoing study requires focus and attention, which, like willpower, can lessen throughout the day. It has been shown that 200 mg of caffeine can help you identify words and phrases faster than you could do without coffee. (Sorce? Google!) - It’s important to be aware of both the upsides and downsides of coffee. Moderate use, with accompanying attention to your sleeping habits and stress levels, can be beneficial. Meanwhile, be aware that overuse and misuse may agitate an existing health problem or develop a new one. - Are you a coffee person? Comment below 😉 - coffee morning success millionairementor
Bailey Jay, Books, and Fall: FIRST I DRINK COFFEE.
 THEN I DO THINGS.
Is coffee your fuel? ☕️ Read on👇 Is coffee good for you? Does it truly increase productivity? 🤔 Here are the issues to consider when you consider coffee: ✔️It improves mental performance and alertness. Caffeine blocks receptors for adenosine, a compound in your brain that causes drowsiness. This explains why many of us feel less tired when we consume coffee. In low doses, caffeine also is said to improve mental performance and alertness. Caffeine does not affect everyone the same way. (Your personal response to caffeine could be vastly different from that of someone you know.) ✔️ It can affect the quality of your sleep. In smaller doses, caffeine should not affect your sleep schedule. But if you consume too much, you may find it harder to fall asleep at night. This can unfortunately create an unhealthy cycle of not sleeping enough, stressing out and performing poorly at work. A longer-range result may even be burnout or an anxiety attack. ✔️It can help you learn faster. Many entrepreneurs are prolific consumers of content, whether it’s articles and blog posts, magazines, trade journals, books, podcasts or videos. This information helps them make decisions, innovate and implement new ideas in their business. Ongoing study requires focus and attention, which, like willpower, can lessen throughout the day. It has been shown that 200 mg of caffeine can help you identify words and phrases faster than you could do without coffee. (Sorce? Google!) - It’s important to be aware of both the upsides and downsides of coffee. Moderate use, with accompanying attention to your sleeping habits and stress levels, can be beneficial. Meanwhile, be aware that overuse and misuse may agitate an existing health problem or develop a new one. - Are you a coffee person? Comment below 😉 - coffee morning success millionairementor

Is coffee your fuel? ☕️ Read on👇 Is coffee good for you? Does it truly increase productivity? 🤔 Here are the issues to consider when you con...

Clock, Disappointed, and Fresh: KEEP GRINDING YOUR DAY IS COMING! Keep grinding, even if you don’t feel like it! No matter what kind of work you do, you'll always have days you don’t feel motivated. Running a business is exciting and challenging, but also boring and mundane sometimes. It’s human nature to get distracted, frustrated and disappointed now and then. The key is knowing how to get back on track so your business doesn’t suffer. 🤔 ✔️Make a schedule. Not reporting to an office every day or punching a clock can be an amazing thing. It also can pose a tremendous challenge. You can wake up when you want, take breaks when you want, eat when you want and stop working when you want. With so much autonomy, it's important to discipline yourself by setting a daily schedule. That’s key! ✔️Take breaks throughout the day. Design your daily schedule with short breaks in mind. Limit each to 10 or 20 minutes, or you risk getting swept into a sucking hole of unproductivity. These breaks are particularly helpful if you're struggling with a problem. Take a step back, focus on something else, and come back with fresh eyes. Consider taking a quick walk outside or engaging in some other form of activity. Get a glass of water, meditate or surf social media to shift your mindset. ✔️Take advantage of flexibility. Nowhere is it written that you have to stare at a computer screen in your own home or workspace every day. Try changing it up: Work from a coffee house one day, a library the next and a park the day after that. Changing your scenery will keep you on your toes and might even pique your creativity. ✔️Think about the future. You set goals when you first started your business, and you know you must continue to adapt those objectives as time goes on. If you feel yourself procrastinating or getting distracted, ask yourself how meeting those goals will affect your future. Where do you want your business to be in six months, a year, or five years? How will your daily work help you achieve your ambitions? And how much better will your personal and professional life be once you reach each milestone? KEEP grinding! Your time will come. - success grind millionairementor
Clock, Disappointed, and Fresh: KEEP GRINDING
 YOUR DAY IS COMING!
Keep grinding, even if you don’t feel like it! No matter what kind of work you do, you'll always have days you don’t feel motivated. Running a business is exciting and challenging, but also boring and mundane sometimes. It’s human nature to get distracted, frustrated and disappointed now and then. The key is knowing how to get back on track so your business doesn’t suffer. 🤔 ✔️Make a schedule. Not reporting to an office every day or punching a clock can be an amazing thing. It also can pose a tremendous challenge. You can wake up when you want, take breaks when you want, eat when you want and stop working when you want. With so much autonomy, it's important to discipline yourself by setting a daily schedule. That’s key! ✔️Take breaks throughout the day. Design your daily schedule with short breaks in mind. Limit each to 10 or 20 minutes, or you risk getting swept into a sucking hole of unproductivity. These breaks are particularly helpful if you're struggling with a problem. Take a step back, focus on something else, and come back with fresh eyes. Consider taking a quick walk outside or engaging in some other form of activity. Get a glass of water, meditate or surf social media to shift your mindset. ✔️Take advantage of flexibility. Nowhere is it written that you have to stare at a computer screen in your own home or workspace every day. Try changing it up: Work from a coffee house one day, a library the next and a park the day after that. Changing your scenery will keep you on your toes and might even pique your creativity. ✔️Think about the future. You set goals when you first started your business, and you know you must continue to adapt those objectives as time goes on. If you feel yourself procrastinating or getting distracted, ask yourself how meeting those goals will affect your future. Where do you want your business to be in six months, a year, or five years? How will your daily work help you achieve your ambitions? And how much better will your personal and professional life be once you reach each milestone? KEEP grinding! Your time will come. - success grind millionairementor

Keep grinding, even if you don’t feel like it! No matter what kind of work you do, you'll always have days you don’t feel motivated. Running...