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    Friends, Memes, and Police: - This video was shot by an observer who stood by while a St. Joseph (MO) officer was working to subdue a combative, resistant subject. Thankfully his backup was able to respond quickly to his aid. The physical and mental demands of law enforcement are taxing. It is imperative to stay trained on combative skills, physical fitness, and have a “never quit” mentality. Going into any incident you must always envision yourself succeeding. Always be prepared. - “If you seek to do battle with me this day, you will receive the best that I am capable of giving. “It may not be enough, but it will be everything that I have to give and it will be impressive for I have constantly prepared myself for this day. “I have trained, drilled and rehearsed my actions so that I might have the best chance of defeating you. “I have kept myself in peak physical condition, schooled myself in the martial skills and have become proficient in the applications of combat tactics. “You may defeat me, but I’m willing to die if necessary. I do not fear death for I have been close enough to it on enough occasions that it no longer concerns me. “But, I do fear the loss of my honor and would rather die fighting than to have it said that I was without courage. “So I will fight you, no matter how insurmountable it may seem, to the death if need be, in order that it may never be said of me that I was not a warrior.” “If you seek to do battle with me this day, you will receive the best that I am capable of giving. - Tag friends & Follow 🔊 👉🏽 @unclesamsmisguidedchildren UncleSamsMisguidedChildren BackTheBlue thinblueline policemuscle k9 BlueLivesMatter Police LEO Cop
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Friends, Memes, and Police: - This video was shot by an observer who stood by while a St. Joseph (MO) officer was working to subdue a combative, resistant subject. Thankfully his backup was able to respond quickly to his aid. The physical and mental demands of law enforcement are taxing. It is imperative to stay trained on combative skills, physical fitness, and have a “never quit” mentality. Going into any incident you must always envision yourself succeeding. Always be prepared. - “If you seek to do battle with me this day, you will receive the best that I am capable of giving. “It may not be enough, but it will be everything that I have to give and it will be impressive for I have constantly prepared myself for this day. “I have trained, drilled and rehearsed my actions so that I might have the best chance of defeating you. “I have kept myself in peak physical condition, schooled myself in the martial skills and have become proficient in the applications of combat tactics. “You may defeat me, but I’m willing to die if necessary. I do not fear death for I have been close enough to it on enough occasions that it no longer concerns me. “But, I do fear the loss of my honor and would rather die fighting than to have it said that I was without courage. “So I will fight you, no matter how insurmountable it may seem, to the death if need be, in order that it may never be said of me that I was not a warrior.” “If you seek to do battle with me this day, you will receive the best that I am capable of giving. - Tag friends & Follow 🔊 👉🏽 @unclesamsmisguidedchildren UncleSamsMisguidedChildren BackTheBlue thinblueline policemuscle k9 BlueLivesMatter Police LEO Cop
                
                

                
            

            
            
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    Ellen DeGeneres, Love, and Memes: Black Excellence: 21 Savage's New
 "Bank Account" Campaign Plans To
 Teach Kids About Financial Literacy
 @balleralert
 Mares 1I5 2O1
 LEADING
 21 Savage
Black Excellence: 21 Savage’s New “Bank Account” Campaign Plans To Teach Kids About Financial Literacy - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You’re about to have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, more reasons to love 21Savage. He wants to make sure kids know how to manage their money so he’s creating a program for financial literacy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday (March 13), 21 Savage appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and performed his hit song, “Bank Account.” Afterward, he announced he’s kicking off a program named after his single. The “Bank Account” campaign will work towards helping the youth open their own bank accounts, and teach them how to manage money. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He’s donated $1,000 each to 21 kids to give them a jumpstart on their savings. He’s also partnered with ‘Get Schooled’ to help kids learn all about banking fees, the difference between credit cards and debit cards, and how to maintain a budget, according to Rolling Stone. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Now that I do have money in my bank account, I want to help kids with a background similar to mine to get smart about their money,” said 21. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Right on, 21! BlackManMagic
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ellen DeGeneres, Love, and Memes: Black Excellence: 21 Savage's New
 "Bank Account" Campaign Plans To
 Teach Kids About Financial Literacy
 @balleralert
 Mares 1I5 2O1
 LEADING
 21 Savage
Black Excellence: 21 Savage’s New “Bank Account” Campaign Plans To Teach Kids About Financial Literacy - Blogged by: @RaquelHarrisTV ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You’re about to have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, more reasons to love 21Savage. He wants to make sure kids know how to manage their money so he’s creating a program for financial literacy. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ On Tuesday (March 13), 21 Savage appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres Show and performed his hit song, “Bank Account.” Afterward, he announced he’s kicking off a program named after his single. The “Bank Account” campaign will work towards helping the youth open their own bank accounts, and teach them how to manage money. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He’s donated $1,000 each to 21 kids to give them a jumpstart on their savings. He’s also partnered with ‘Get Schooled’ to help kids learn all about banking fees, the difference between credit cards and debit cards, and how to maintain a budget, according to Rolling Stone. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Now that I do have money in my bank account, I want to help kids with a background similar to mine to get smart about their money,” said 21. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Right on, 21! BlackManMagic
                
            

            
            
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    America, Ass, and Drunk: This lady is funny Imao

 Emmit Eclass Walker
 5 December at 15:00 Arlington, VA, United States
 Her: excuse me i believe you may be in the wrong
 place you need to let us thru. This line is for priority
 boarding
 Me: priority meaning first class correct?
 Her: Yes...now excuse me they will call y'all after we
 board

 Me: *shove first class priority boarding pass in her
 face* you can relax ma'am l'm in the right spot, been
 here longer, so you can board after me
 Her: *still won't let It go* he must be military or
 something, but we paid for our seats so he still
 should have to wait

 Me: nope to big to ever be in anybodies military. I'm
 just a nigga with money a
 Everybody waiting in line: starts to clap Imaoe
 632k Likes 228.957 Shares
<p><a href="https://kathryntheshippertrash.tumblr.com/post/168449856052/keyhollow-threeeyedsloth-that-alex-dude" class="tumblr_blog">kathryntheshippertrash</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/168449622880/threeeyedsloth-that-alex-dude" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://threeeyedsloth.tumblr.com/post/168442834272/that-alex-dude-threeeyedsloth" class="tumblr_blog">threeeyedsloth</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://that-alex-dude.tumblr.com/post/168438520314/threeeyedsloth-that-alex-dude" class="tumblr_blog">that-alex-dude</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://threeeyedsloth.tumblr.com/post/168432412532/that-alex-dude" class="tumblr_blog">threeeyedsloth</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://that-alex-dude.tumblr.com/post/168427654749/gummybearattacktheworldofdespair" class="tumblr_blog">that-alex-dude</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://gummybearattacktheworldofdespair.tumblr.com/post/168423878957/thenekkofoxisback-sixpenceee-it-turns-out" class="tumblr_blog">gummybearattacktheworldofdespair</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://thenekkofoxisback.tumblr.com/post/168406722821/sixpenceee-it-turns-out-flying-while-black-is" class="tumblr_blog">thenekkofoxisback</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/168406216439/it-turns-out-flying-while-black-is-an-issue-as" class="tumblr_blog">sixpenceee</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>It turns out flying while Black is an issue, as DC-based music executive Emmit Walker learned just 2 days ago. Thankfully, when a passenger on the same flight as him made racist comments upon seeing him in the ‘priority boarding’ line, he fired back with an absolutely perfect response.<b> <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/racist-woman-boarding-flight-meet-emmit-walker/">(Source)</a></b><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>The fact it ends with “Everyone claps” should be a significant hint at the apparent authenticity of this post.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Can confirm I was the guy looking that that blond womans ass<br/></p>
<figure data-orig-height="321" data-orig-width="255"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8699a6216ec13fe8728061a061d8d6e7/tumblr_inline_p0sh55cKOy1sni7xi_540.png" data-orig-height="321" data-orig-width="255"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Honestly I’d clap if I saw someone challenge rasism and in trumps america yeah I’d believe rasist shit is happening even more than before mainly cause trump only wants straight cishet white rich men in his America but I’m just drunk whatever </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Sources? </p>
</blockquote>
<p>For my reply or op? @threeeyedsloth cause my city is passing transphobic laws cause people felt oppressed that trans people were using public bathrooms So yeah feels like Trump’s America really is this way to me. But different life experiences may be the source of my thoughts on the subject. Also I looked at your blog, it sure seems like Trump’s America fits you well.</p>
<p>As for op I never said whether I thought it really happened. I can see it happening right up until the clapping thing, but seeing as I myself would clap then that does make me think there is a chance it could have happened. However I will choose to remain undecided.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>So no. .. no sources </p>
</blockquote>

<p>They never have any, honey</p>
</blockquote>
<p>tbh when someone ends a story like this with *everyone claps* it sounds extremely quistionable. I mean yeah, he schooled her but but i doubt anyone was listesting or that many people. </p><p>Also that’s your city alex, not all of america. Maybe, just maybe, you live in a place with a lot of transphobes, not bc this is “truphs america” or some shit like that </p></blockquote>

<p>Yeah when I first saw that story I was like “I mean I guess it could have happen but it hits literally all the beats of a Fake Social Media Story™ so&hellip;”</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                America, Ass, and Drunk: This lady is funny Imao

 Emmit Eclass Walker
 5 December at 15:00 Arlington, VA, United States
 Her: excuse me i believe you may be in the wrong
 place you need to let us thru. This line is for priority
 boarding
 Me: priority meaning first class correct?
 Her: Yes...now excuse me they will call y'all after we
 board

 Me: *shove first class priority boarding pass in her
 face* you can relax ma'am l'm in the right spot, been
 here longer, so you can board after me
 Her: *still won't let It go* he must be military or
 something, but we paid for our seats so he still
 should have to wait

 Me: nope to big to ever be in anybodies military. I'm
 just a nigga with money a
 Everybody waiting in line: starts to clap Imaoe
 632k Likes 228.957 Shares
<p><a href="https://kathryntheshippertrash.tumblr.com/post/168449856052/keyhollow-threeeyedsloth-that-alex-dude" class="tumblr_blog">kathryntheshippertrash</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://keyhollow.tumblr.com/post/168449622880/threeeyedsloth-that-alex-dude" class="tumblr_blog">keyhollow</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://threeeyedsloth.tumblr.com/post/168442834272/that-alex-dude-threeeyedsloth" class="tumblr_blog">threeeyedsloth</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://that-alex-dude.tumblr.com/post/168438520314/threeeyedsloth-that-alex-dude" class="tumblr_blog">that-alex-dude</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://threeeyedsloth.tumblr.com/post/168432412532/that-alex-dude" class="tumblr_blog">threeeyedsloth</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://that-alex-dude.tumblr.com/post/168427654749/gummybearattacktheworldofdespair" class="tumblr_blog">that-alex-dude</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://gummybearattacktheworldofdespair.tumblr.com/post/168423878957/thenekkofoxisback-sixpenceee-it-turns-out" class="tumblr_blog">gummybearattacktheworldofdespair</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://thenekkofoxisback.tumblr.com/post/168406722821/sixpenceee-it-turns-out-flying-while-black-is" class="tumblr_blog">thenekkofoxisback</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/168406216439/it-turns-out-flying-while-black-is-an-issue-as" class="tumblr_blog">sixpenceee</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>It turns out flying while Black is an issue, as DC-based music executive Emmit Walker learned just 2 days ago. Thankfully, when a passenger on the same flight as him made racist comments upon seeing him in the ‘priority boarding’ line, he fired back with an absolutely perfect response.<b> <a href="https://www.boredpanda.com/racist-woman-boarding-flight-meet-emmit-walker/">(Source)</a></b><br/></p></blockquote>

<p>The fact it ends with “Everyone claps” should be a significant hint at the apparent authenticity of this post.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Can confirm I was the guy looking that that blond womans ass<br/></p>
<figure data-orig-height="321" data-orig-width="255"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8699a6216ec13fe8728061a061d8d6e7/tumblr_inline_p0sh55cKOy1sni7xi_540.png" data-orig-height="321" data-orig-width="255"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Honestly I’d clap if I saw someone challenge rasism and in trumps america yeah I’d believe rasist shit is happening even more than before mainly cause trump only wants straight cishet white rich men in his America but I’m just drunk whatever </p>
</blockquote>

<p>Sources? </p>
</blockquote>
<p>For my reply or op? @threeeyedsloth cause my city is passing transphobic laws cause people felt oppressed that trans people were using public bathrooms So yeah feels like Trump’s America really is this way to me. But different life experiences may be the source of my thoughts on the subject. Also I looked at your blog, it sure seems like Trump’s America fits you well.</p>
<p>As for op I never said whether I thought it really happened. I can see it happening right up until the clapping thing, but seeing as I myself would clap then that does make me think there is a chance it could have happened. However I will choose to remain undecided.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>So no. .. no sources </p>
</blockquote>

<p>They never have any, honey</p>
</blockquote>
<p>tbh when someone ends a story like this with *everyone claps* it sounds extremely quistionable. I mean yeah, he schooled her but but i doubt anyone was listesting or that many people. </p><p>Also that’s your city alex, not all of america. Maybe, just maybe, you live in a place with a lot of transphobes, not bc this is “truphs america” or some shit like that </p></blockquote>

<p>Yeah when I first saw that story I was like “I mean I guess it could have happen but it hits literally all the beats of a Fake Social Media Story™ so&hellip;”</p>
                
            

            
            
kathryntheshippertrash:

keyhollow:
threeeyedsloth:


that-alex-dude:


threeeyedsloth:

that-alex-dude:


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    Basketball, Donald Trump, and Memes: LaVar Ball To Pull LiAngelo Ball Out Of
 UCLA Following China Arrest and Team
 Suspension
 @balleralert
LaVar Ball To Pull LiAngelo Ball Out Of UCLA Following China Arrest and Team Suspension – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just months after LaVarBall removed his youngest son from Chino Hills High School to be home-schooled, the Big Baller Brand CEO will pull his middle son out of UCLA. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to TMZ, Ball’s move to pull LiAngelo off the UCLA basketball team and from the institution altogether comes after the young baller was indefinitely suspended from the team for stealing Louis Vuitton shades during a trip to China. As a result of his wrongdoing, LiAngelo was placed under house arrest but was sent home after several officials, including Donald Trump, put in a good word for the young triple B baller. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, since LiAngelo’s international charges were dropped, sources say Ball believes UCLA’s punishment was unfair. “There’s no need to break down a kid’s spirit for making a mistake,” Ball’s team told the publication of LiAngelo’s suspension. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sources tell TMZ that although LiAngelo has not officially been withdrawn and had never played a game for the UCLA team, he will not be returning to the school.
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Basketball, Donald Trump, and Memes: LaVar Ball To Pull LiAngelo Ball Out Of
 UCLA Following China Arrest and Team
 Suspension
 @balleralert
LaVar Ball To Pull LiAngelo Ball Out Of UCLA Following China Arrest and Team Suspension – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just months after LaVarBall removed his youngest son from Chino Hills High School to be home-schooled, the Big Baller Brand CEO will pull his middle son out of UCLA. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ According to TMZ, Ball’s move to pull LiAngelo off the UCLA basketball team and from the institution altogether comes after the young baller was indefinitely suspended from the team for stealing Louis Vuitton shades during a trip to China. As a result of his wrongdoing, LiAngelo was placed under house arrest but was sent home after several officials, including Donald Trump, put in a good word for the young triple B baller. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, since LiAngelo’s international charges were dropped, sources say Ball believes UCLA’s punishment was unfair. “There’s no need to break down a kid’s spirit for making a mistake,” Ball’s team told the publication of LiAngelo’s suspension. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sources tell TMZ that although LiAngelo has not officially been withdrawn and had never played a game for the UCLA team, he will not be returning to the school.
                
            

            
            
LaVar Ball To Pull LiAngelo Ball Out Of UCLA Following China Arrest and Team Suspension – blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just months a...

            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Alive, Animals, and Apparently: Motherhood denied
 Breaking the mother-calf bond is fundamental to
 all forms of dairy farming.
<p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/165694169733/i-am-your-northern-star-dear-tumb1r" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://i-am-your-northern-star.tumblr.com/post/165693494927/dear-tumb1r-krakenpocalypse-crimsonclad" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-your-northern-star</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://dear-tumb1r.tumblr.com/post/165688769552/krakenpocalypse-crimsonclad-kedreeva" class="tumblr_blog">dear-tumb1r</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://krakenpocalypse.tumblr.com/post/165684582701/crimsonclad-kedreeva-palpablenotion" class="tumblr_blog">krakenpocalypse</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://crimsonclad.tumblr.com/post/165654725553/kedreeva-palpablenotion" class="tumblr_blog">crimsonclad</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://kedreeva.tumblr.com/post/165653905615/palpablenotion-speedforcesensitive" class="tumblr_blog">kedreeva</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://palpablenotion.tumblr.com/post/165166115235/speedforcesensitive-satanstruemistress" class="tumblr_blog">palpablenotion</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://speedforcesensitive.tumblr.com/post/165165767368/satanstruemistress-vinato71-dustypumpkin" class="tumblr_blog">speedforcesensitive</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://satanstruemistress.tumblr.com/post/165022766332/vinato71-dustypumpkin-rossmallo" class="tumblr_blog">satanstruemistress</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://vinato71.tumblr.com/post/161293956968/dustypumpkin-rossmallo-thehornedwitch" class="tumblr_blog">vinato71</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://dustypumpkin.tumblr.com/post/160300743192/rossmallo-thehornedwitch" class="tumblr_blog">dustypumpkin</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://rossmallo.tumblr.com/post/160299092775/thehornedwitch-thesocialjusticecourier" class="tumblr_blog">rossmallo</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://thehornedwitch.tumblr.com/post/160275346862/thesocialjusticecourier-thehornedwitch" class="tumblr_blog">thehornedwitch</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thesocialjusticecourier.tumblr.com/post/160263273220/thehornedwitch-somejane-namesnotfred" class="tumblr_blog">thesocialjusticecourier</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://thehornedwitch.tumblr.com/post/159933662002/somejane-namesnotfred-gimmeacoldbeer" class="tumblr_blog">thehornedwitch</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somejane.tumblr.com/post/109645584967">somejane</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://namesnotfred.tumblr.com/post/109005051111">namesnotfred</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gimmeacoldbeer.tumblr.com/post/72414064607">gimmeacoldbeer</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kijikun.tumblr.com/post/72255066968">kijikun</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://striderwolf.tumblr.com/post/71894869320">striderwolf</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crazyqueerclassicist.tumblr.com/post/71587090064">crazyqueerclassicist</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://north-american-weesnaw.tumblr.com/post/71571039829">north-american-weesnaw</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://friso1990.tumblr.com/post/71570538840">friso1990</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catsteaks.tumblr.com/post/71409852369">catsteaks</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gorreality.tumblr.com/post/70881833496">gorreality</a>:</p>
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<p>“I can’t be vegan, I love cheese”</p>
<p>Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less harm for animals. Does it look natural that calf can’t drink milk so you can taste your piece of cheese? </p>
<p>GO VEGAN. </p>
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<p><i><b>WRONG</b></i></p>
<p>That calf is wearing a nose tag. Nose tags are put on calves so that they are able to stay with their mothers longer, but are unable to nurse. They don’t NEED to nurse as they get older, they just get greedier and pushier and will bash up the cow’s udder and bruise it with their noses.</p>
<p>This nose-tag is so that calves can stay with their mothers, their mothers can remain pain-free and healthy, and nobody is stressed.</p>
<p>Educate yourselves you ignorant fucking tarts.</p>
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<p>…really? You don’t think it might have anything to do with the milk being stolen for human consumption? At all? Not even a tiny bit?</p>
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<p>Militant vegans can fuck right off</p>
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<p>Based on fur texture and face shape, that calf is at least six months old, probably older.  Calves can survive without actual cow milk even at three months, though older is better (calves weaned that early are usually fed a sort of formula for another couple months).</p>
<p>Also, nose tags like that one don’t go through the cow’s septum.  They basically work like those fake septum rings for humans.</p>
<p>In addition to weaning the calves, another use for nose tags is protecting non-lactating cows.  Sometimes weanlings or even adult cows will suck on themselves or other non-lactating cows; this can cause internal teat scarring bad enough to prevent that teat or teats from ever working.  I’ve seen this happen, and it’s ugly, probably at least somewhat painful, and, if bad enough, would lead to the cow being slaughtered at a very young age because she can’t produce milk, has chronic mastitis, and/or can’t be milked with automatic milking equipment.  So,<b> nose tags actually prevent animal cruelty</b>.</p>
<p>Also, calves will suck on anything remotely oblong (and attempt to eat literally anything), even if they are being adequately fed or overfed.  Often they will suck on other calves’ ears, and, since ears are longer than teats and cows have upper as well as lower teeth in the back of their mouths, many calves get bites on their ears, which often become severely infected.  I’m not sure if nose tags would work there, because physics—a non-toxic but bad-tasting ear paint would be better—but yeah, letting a calf put anything it wants in its mouth is not always a good idea.</p>
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<p>reblogging for educational purposes.</p>
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<p>reblogging for people being schooled</p>
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<p>This was the funniest argument about false cruelty I have read.. Thank you. </p>
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<p>I love this for 2 reasons: Most people don’t realize that in farming areas agriculture/horticulture/animal husbandry is part of public school education from as early on as 7th grade. (Though I remember dissecting cow eyes in 4th grade science sooo) I assure you fifteen year old farm kids know more about what constitutes animal cruelty in farms than thirty year old vegans with, or without an agenda. </p>
<p>Also that if you really want good quality beef/pork/eggs/milk/etc you don’t abuse your animals. Ever. That’s not the point and if you want to make any kind of money off your career choice, you are going to treat those creatures better than you treat yourself. You’ll call a vet five times for an infection in your herd before you visit the hospital for a missing foot on your own leg. </p>
<p>So. Yeah. Watch out, because we’re getting internet access these days. We’re on tumblr too. </p>
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<p>P.S. The immigrant workers farming your supermarket produce have no health care or legal protection, and the Bolivians farming your 365 Organic Quinoa can’t afford to eat it. But PLEASE won’t someone think of the poor baby cows who won’t get off the tit?!</p>
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<p>Also this is a LOT nicer than what mother cows do to calves that won’t be weaned. You know what mother cows do to calves that won’t wean? kick them in the head. Now I don’t know about vegans, but I’d rather have a nose tag that discouraged me from injuring my mother (because calves that don’t wean tend to chew on udders and make mother cows bleed) rather than being kicked in the head.<br/>Source: I grew up on a fucking cattle ranch. I have seen chickens skeletonize a mouse I KNOW SHIT.</p>
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<h2>“I have seen chickens skeletonize a mouse I KNOW SHIT.”</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="230" data-tumblr-attribution="vegemaryam-blog-blog:dHMFQoiSWHRFiB-ADut1Hg:Z5ZE3yG4v53k" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2rnxs2001qewskmo1_250.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/058afa51d891f3ae78ad77a706d4294e/tumblr_inline_owsrk7X9bI1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="230" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2rnxs2001qewskmo1_250.gif"/></figure><p>I’m sorry, what? What??? WHAT??? you can’t just leave it there please explain <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mE-H1ppiBm7u2G5sYjEGAxg">@thehornedwitch</a><br/></p>
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<p>Happy to explain!<br/>See, chickens are omnivorous. They eat bugs, plants, and meatstuffs. Y'know how crows and ravens and things eat meat? Well, chickens too. Ours had a particular fondness for ham when someone accidentally put it into the bucket of good scraps we set aside for the chickens. A bucket we tried to keep as meat-free as possible, because few things are more terrifying than a chicken looking you in the eyes as it scarfs down ham.<br/>Anyway, back to the mouse.<br/>One day i was doing Chicken Chores, like gathering eggs, putting out grain, emptying the bucket of greens, etc, when a mouse runs across the pen.<br/>All at once, eight or so chickens stop dead, look at it, and SWARM.<br/>Now I’m six at this point in time and developing a healthy fear of chickens, and so do nothing.<br/>By the time the chickens are done, all that is left of the mouse is its bones. I left the chicken pen very, very quickly.<br/>Chickens crave meat. They were dinosaurs. They did not forget that they were dinosaurs.<br/>They will also cannibalize each other with reckless abandon. Sometimes we just had to remove one chicken to its own private pen away from the others because no matter what we did, that specific one always tried to eat the other chickens. We had one that really liked other chicken’s eyes. Bear in mind, our pens ensured each chicken had about five to six square feet all its own if you managed to space every chicken out evenly, we never locked them in teensy pen things, and fed them LOTS. These chickens just really, really wanted to maim.<br/>Chickens that are not Buff Orpingtons are the devil. Buff Orpingtons are sweethearts. If you must have chickens, have that kind. And never get Guineas. Guineas are SATAN INCARNATE. THEY SMELL FEAR.</p>
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<p>Holy shit, I dont think I’ll ever use chicken as an insult again. </p>
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<p>Holy Shit, same here that is terrifying</p>
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<p>Will I’m using it as a compliment</p>
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<p>I love farm animals.</p>
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<p>“Chickens crave meat. They were dinosaurs. They did not forget that they were dinosaurs.”<br/></p>
<p>If you’ve ever looked a chicken in the eye you know that they don’t just remember; they’re patiently awaiting the day they become dinosaurs again. </p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mbqnkKs3SqeMl1_0xhazmyQ">@kedreeva</a></p>
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<p>I have reblogged this before because watching farmers school vegans is always hilarious, but now we’re into birds, specifically fowl, and I have got <i>stories</i>.</p>
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I had to give my turkey an antibiotic injection once upon a time, and she turned the needle puncture into a six inch by three inch hole in her back overnight as she attempted to <i>eat herself</i> because apparently turkeys find themselves to be delicious. She had to spend 3 months duct taped into a tea towel (the bandages underneath cleaned and replaced daily, mind you) until it healed because she would not stop ripping the bandages off to continue consuming herself.

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<p>Your chickens strip a mouse to the bone? Mine draw and quarter them and run around with the parts shrieking. My peacocks grab mice, beat them to death on the ground with this insanely fast back and forth head twisting motion, and then swallow them whole. You would not think an entire adult mouse would fit in their face, and you would be wrong.</p>
<p>I knew a guy that used to regularly post photos of the 5-6′ long Copperhead snakes his peafowl would destroy. And I don’t mean kill, I mean <i>destroy</i>. These venomous snakes would get into the pens and the peas would just peck them into oblivion like nbd.</p>
<p>Fowl didn’t just used to be dinosaurs. <i>They are still dinosaurs</i>.</p>
<p>Thankfully they are small dinosaurs</p>
<p>and we can just tape them into tea towels if we have to</p>
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<p>BEGGING for a Jurassic Park reboot where farmers run the place instead of brogrammer scientists, and the raptors frequently get scolded and taped into tea towels</p>
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<p>Now I feel less guilty about eating chicken. It’s just pre-emptive self defense.</p>
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<p>Its also preemptive self defense to eat pigs because they will knock you over and eat you alive </p>
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<p>I had a friend in New Zealand who has some chickens (and one turkey named Pablo) on her land. One day she looked out her window to discover that Pablo had killed one of the hens, and kept returning to mutilate the body. There were chicken parts everywhere. He would drag what was left of the hen around the yard like he was proud of his work. They ended up getting rid of Pablo. </p>
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<p>WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT CHICKENS WERE SWEET LITTLE FLUFFS WHAT IS THIS SHIT</p>
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<p>Oh no, Birdy. Chickens are kind of evil. My dad still has a scar on his hand from being pecked by a chicken when he was six.</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
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<p><a href="https://i-am-your-northern-star.tumblr.com/post/165693494927/dear-tumb1r-krakenpocalypse-crimsonclad" class="tumblr_blog">i-am-your-northern-star</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://kedreeva.tumblr.com/post/165653905615/palpablenotion-speedforcesensitive" class="tumblr_blog">kedreeva</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://palpablenotion.tumblr.com/post/165166115235/speedforcesensitive-satanstruemistress" class="tumblr_blog">palpablenotion</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://speedforcesensitive.tumblr.com/post/165165767368/satanstruemistress-vinato71-dustypumpkin" class="tumblr_blog">speedforcesensitive</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://dustypumpkin.tumblr.com/post/160300743192/rossmallo-thehornedwitch" class="tumblr_blog">dustypumpkin</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://rossmallo.tumblr.com/post/160299092775/thehornedwitch-thesocialjusticecourier" class="tumblr_blog">rossmallo</a>:</p>

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://somejane.tumblr.com/post/109645584967">somejane</a>:</p>
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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://friso1990.tumblr.com/post/71570538840">friso1990</a>:</p>
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<p>“I can’t be vegan, I love cheese”</p>
<p>Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less harm for animals. Does it look natural that calf can’t drink milk so you can taste your piece of cheese? </p>
<p>GO VEGAN. </p>
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<p><i><b>WRONG</b></i></p>
<p>That calf is wearing a nose tag. Nose tags are put on calves so that they are able to stay with their mothers longer, but are unable to nurse. They don’t NEED to nurse as they get older, they just get greedier and pushier and will bash up the cow’s udder and bruise it with their noses.</p>
<p>This nose-tag is so that calves can stay with their mothers, their mothers can remain pain-free and healthy, and nobody is stressed.</p>
<p>Educate yourselves you ignorant fucking tarts.</p>
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<p>…really? You don’t think it might have anything to do with the milk being stolen for human consumption? At all? Not even a tiny bit?</p>
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<p>Militant vegans can fuck right off</p>
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<p>Based on fur texture and face shape, that calf is at least six months old, probably older.  Calves can survive without actual cow milk even at three months, though older is better (calves weaned that early are usually fed a sort of formula for another couple months).</p>
<p>Also, nose tags like that one don’t go through the cow’s septum.  They basically work like those fake septum rings for humans.</p>
<p>In addition to weaning the calves, another use for nose tags is protecting non-lactating cows.  Sometimes weanlings or even adult cows will suck on themselves or other non-lactating cows; this can cause internal teat scarring bad enough to prevent that teat or teats from ever working.  I’ve seen this happen, and it’s ugly, probably at least somewhat painful, and, if bad enough, would lead to the cow being slaughtered at a very young age because she can’t produce milk, has chronic mastitis, and/or can’t be milked with automatic milking equipment.  So,<b> nose tags actually prevent animal cruelty</b>.</p>
<p>Also, calves will suck on anything remotely oblong (and attempt to eat literally anything), even if they are being adequately fed or overfed.  Often they will suck on other calves’ ears, and, since ears are longer than teats and cows have upper as well as lower teeth in the back of their mouths, many calves get bites on their ears, which often become severely infected.  I’m not sure if nose tags would work there, because physics—a non-toxic but bad-tasting ear paint would be better—but yeah, letting a calf put anything it wants in its mouth is not always a good idea.</p>
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<p>reblogging for educational purposes.</p>
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<p>reblogging for people being schooled</p>
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<p>This was the funniest argument about false cruelty I have read.. Thank you. </p>
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<p>I love this for 2 reasons: Most people don’t realize that in farming areas agriculture/horticulture/animal husbandry is part of public school education from as early on as 7th grade. (Though I remember dissecting cow eyes in 4th grade science sooo) I assure you fifteen year old farm kids know more about what constitutes animal cruelty in farms than thirty year old vegans with, or without an agenda. </p>
<p>Also that if you really want good quality beef/pork/eggs/milk/etc you don’t abuse your animals. Ever. That’s not the point and if you want to make any kind of money off your career choice, you are going to treat those creatures better than you treat yourself. You’ll call a vet five times for an infection in your herd before you visit the hospital for a missing foot on your own leg. </p>
<p>So. Yeah. Watch out, because we’re getting internet access these days. We’re on tumblr too. </p>
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<p>P.S. The immigrant workers farming your supermarket produce have no health care or legal protection, and the Bolivians farming your 365 Organic Quinoa can’t afford to eat it. But PLEASE won’t someone think of the poor baby cows who won’t get off the tit?!</p>
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<p>Also this is a LOT nicer than what mother cows do to calves that won’t be weaned. You know what mother cows do to calves that won’t wean? kick them in the head. Now I don’t know about vegans, but I’d rather have a nose tag that discouraged me from injuring my mother (because calves that don’t wean tend to chew on udders and make mother cows bleed) rather than being kicked in the head.<br/>Source: I grew up on a fucking cattle ranch. I have seen chickens skeletonize a mouse I KNOW SHIT.</p>
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<h2>“I have seen chickens skeletonize a mouse I KNOW SHIT.”</h2>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="230" data-tumblr-attribution="vegemaryam-blog-blog:dHMFQoiSWHRFiB-ADut1Hg:Z5ZE3yG4v53k" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2rnxs2001qewskmo1_250.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/058afa51d891f3ae78ad77a706d4294e/tumblr_inline_owsrk7X9bI1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="230" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz2rnxs2001qewskmo1_250.gif"/></figure><p>I’m sorry, what? What??? WHAT??? you can’t just leave it there please explain <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mE-H1ppiBm7u2G5sYjEGAxg">@thehornedwitch</a><br/></p>
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<p>Happy to explain!<br/>See, chickens are omnivorous. They eat bugs, plants, and meatstuffs. Y'know how crows and ravens and things eat meat? Well, chickens too. Ours had a particular fondness for ham when someone accidentally put it into the bucket of good scraps we set aside for the chickens. A bucket we tried to keep as meat-free as possible, because few things are more terrifying than a chicken looking you in the eyes as it scarfs down ham.<br/>Anyway, back to the mouse.<br/>One day i was doing Chicken Chores, like gathering eggs, putting out grain, emptying the bucket of greens, etc, when a mouse runs across the pen.<br/>All at once, eight or so chickens stop dead, look at it, and SWARM.<br/>Now I’m six at this point in time and developing a healthy fear of chickens, and so do nothing.<br/>By the time the chickens are done, all that is left of the mouse is its bones. I left the chicken pen very, very quickly.<br/>Chickens crave meat. They were dinosaurs. They did not forget that they were dinosaurs.<br/>They will also cannibalize each other with reckless abandon. Sometimes we just had to remove one chicken to its own private pen away from the others because no matter what we did, that specific one always tried to eat the other chickens. We had one that really liked other chicken’s eyes. Bear in mind, our pens ensured each chicken had about five to six square feet all its own if you managed to space every chicken out evenly, we never locked them in teensy pen things, and fed them LOTS. These chickens just really, really wanted to maim.<br/>Chickens that are not Buff Orpingtons are the devil. Buff Orpingtons are sweethearts. If you must have chickens, have that kind. And never get Guineas. Guineas are SATAN INCARNATE. THEY SMELL FEAR.</p>
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<p>Holy shit, I dont think I’ll ever use chicken as an insult again. </p>
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<p>Holy Shit, same here that is terrifying</p>
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<p>Will I’m using it as a compliment</p>
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<p>I love farm animals.</p>
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<p>“Chickens crave meat. They were dinosaurs. They did not forget that they were dinosaurs.”<br/></p>
<p>If you’ve ever looked a chicken in the eye you know that they don’t just remember; they’re patiently awaiting the day they become dinosaurs again. </p>
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<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mbqnkKs3SqeMl1_0xhazmyQ">@kedreeva</a></p>
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<p>I have reblogged this before because watching farmers school vegans is always hilarious, but now we’re into birds, specifically fowl, and I have got <i>stories</i>.</p>
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I had to give my turkey an antibiotic injection once upon a time, and she turned the needle puncture into a six inch by three inch hole in her back overnight as she attempted to <i>eat herself</i> because apparently turkeys find themselves to be delicious. She had to spend 3 months duct taped into a tea towel (the bandages underneath cleaned and replaced daily, mind you) until it healed because she would not stop ripping the bandages off to continue consuming herself.

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<p>Your chickens strip a mouse to the bone? Mine draw and quarter them and run around with the parts shrieking. My peacocks grab mice, beat them to death on the ground with this insanely fast back and forth head twisting motion, and then swallow them whole. You would not think an entire adult mouse would fit in their face, and you would be wrong.</p>
<p>I knew a guy that used to regularly post photos of the 5-6′ long Copperhead snakes his peafowl would destroy. And I don’t mean kill, I mean <i>destroy</i>. These venomous snakes would get into the pens and the peas would just peck them into oblivion like nbd.</p>
<p>Fowl didn’t just used to be dinosaurs. <i>They are still dinosaurs</i>.</p>
<p>Thankfully they are small dinosaurs</p>
<p>and we can just tape them into tea towels if we have to</p>
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<p>BEGGING for a Jurassic Park reboot where farmers run the place instead of brogrammer scientists, and the raptors frequently get scolded and taped into tea towels</p>
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<p>Now I feel less guilty about eating chicken. It’s just pre-emptive self defense.</p>
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<p>Its also preemptive self defense to eat pigs because they will knock you over and eat you alive </p>
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<p>I had a friend in New Zealand who has some chickens (and one turkey named Pablo) on her land. One day she looked out her window to discover that Pablo had killed one of the hens, and kept returning to mutilate the body. There were chicken parts everywhere. He would drag what was left of the hen around the yard like he was proud of his work. They ended up getting rid of Pablo. </p>
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<p>WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT CHICKENS WERE SWEET LITTLE FLUFFS WHAT IS THIS SHIT</p>
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<p>Oh no, Birdy. Chickens are kind of evil. My dad still has a scar on his hand from being pecked by a chicken when he was six.</p>
                
            

            
            
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