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Anaconda, Beer, and Bless Up: This is Ralph. It's his first time out in public. 11/10 good boy Reddit u/aaronr93 @DrSmashlove A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u can’t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Brothers coffee, 2 lb. bag, $17.99. This isht right HERE, bruv? This is one of them joints that pay for the membership itself. Do me a favor and go to whole food. A 12 ounce bag run u $12.99. Here go THIRTY TWO OUNCES for $17.99. I feel like I won the lotto every time I buy this. U will need a grinder but that’s light work - TREAT YOSELF. (2) Ito En sencha and matcha tea bags. You get 100 wrapped tea bags. Brew the sencha and then add milk and honey and then empty the matcha from the bag on top. BLAM. U a barista now. Have a lil lady over like “aye baby u want a fresh ground Two Brothers latte - it’s a local beer brewery that happens to make killer coffee - or do u want a green tea latte made with the realeast authentic green tea from Japan?” She gon look at u and a single tear will form in her eye. He ex used to drag her a$$ to Starbucks, order a $5 drink, and then pat his own body down like he the police and make HER pay for HIS coffee talmbout “I forgot my wallet baby I’ll get you next.” Now YOU hand-crafting her morning beverage from scratch. You upgrading HER off of that COSTCO flex. JEW HEARD!! 🤫😍😂 (3) MyMo mochi balls (18 pcs). One tray has six - perfect for Netflix and chill at the end of a long week. “But smash, that’s only three mochis per person(?) My girl like to eat.” BIH. I SHARE MY COFFEE + TEA. NOT MY MOCHI. I NETFLIX AND CHILL MYSELF AND FOCUS ON THE PLOT. SHE GOTTA GET HER OWN “oush cream” *michelle tanner from full house voice* FAWKUMEAN 😂. (4) Siggi’s yogurt. Siggi’s is made the Iceland way. Like the Cheeto said, “why can’t we get more immigrants from countries like Norway?” BECAUSE U BRAINDEAD MORON THEY DONT WANNA COME TO THIS SH!THOLE COUNTRY THAT ELECTED YOU 😂. This is natural skyr yogurt that taste sweet + wondrous like the Nani of a comely, tall blond Icelandic woman wearing only fur boots, whispering sweet nothings in your ear that vaguely sound German but mostly like gibberish. Now u too can COSTCO flex. Bless up 😍😂😂😂
Anaconda, Beer, and Bless Up: This is Ralph. It's his first time out in
 public. 11/10 good boy
 Reddit u/aaronr93
 @DrSmashlove
A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u can’t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Brothers coffee, 2 lb. bag, $17.99. This isht right HERE, bruv? This is one of them joints that pay for the membership itself. Do me a favor and go to whole food. A 12 ounce bag run u $12.99. Here go THIRTY TWO OUNCES for $17.99. I feel like I won the lotto every time I buy this. U will need a grinder but that’s light work - TREAT YOSELF. (2) Ito En sencha and matcha tea bags. You get 100 wrapped tea bags. Brew the sencha and then add milk and honey and then empty the matcha from the bag on top. BLAM. U a barista now. Have a lil lady over like “aye baby u want a fresh ground Two Brothers latte - it’s a local beer brewery that happens to make killer coffee - or do u want a green tea latte made with the realeast authentic green tea from Japan?” She gon look at u and a single tear will form in her eye. He ex used to drag her a$$ to Starbucks, order a $5 drink, and then pat his own body down like he the police and make HER pay for HIS coffee talmbout “I forgot my wallet baby I’ll get you next.” Now YOU hand-crafting her morning beverage from scratch. You upgrading HER off of that COSTCO flex. JEW HEARD!! 🤫😍😂 (3) MyMo mochi balls (18 pcs). One tray has six - perfect for Netflix and chill at the end of a long week. “But smash, that’s only three mochis per person(?) My girl like to eat.” BIH. I SHARE MY COFFEE + TEA. NOT MY MOCHI. I NETFLIX AND CHILL MYSELF AND FOCUS ON THE PLOT. SHE GOTTA GET HER OWN “oush cream” *michelle tanner from full house voice* FAWKUMEAN 😂. (4) Siggi’s yogurt. Siggi’s is made the Iceland way. Like the Cheeto said, “why can’t we get more immigrants from countries like Norway?” BECAUSE U BRAINDEAD MORON THEY DONT WANNA COME TO THIS SH!THOLE COUNTRY THAT ELECTED YOU 😂. This is natural skyr yogurt that taste sweet + wondrous like the Nani of a comely, tall blond Icelandic woman wearing only fur boots, whispering sweet nothings in your ear that vaguely sound German but mostly like gibberish. Now u too can COSTCO flex. Bless up 😍😂😂😂

A necessary part of adulthood is obtaining that COSTCO flex. Without delay here go the couple gems u can’t leave COSTCO without. (1) Two Bro...

Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro Can I get to kno yu 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile Jamal Thomas I'm a boy 6 hours ago Jdm Rog Ohh 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger Jamal Thomas Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know named Jamal 6 hours ago *me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime
Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would you like to share what’s on your paper since you were obviously finished.” The teacher says. *i look down at my paper* *gulp* “Uhhhhhh, Id rather not.” I say. “Frankly you have no choice. Please stand and read your paper aloud to the class.” *fuck this nigga* *i stand up* *i begin to read* “‘Man, fuck this class bruh. This monotone ass teacher be putting us all to sleep word to Bill Cosby. Why he built like the letter T? Nigga skipped leg day since birth. Only thing good about this class is the females yo. Samira over there got the FATTEST ass. Shit got its own gravitational pull.’” *sweating intensifies* “‘Angela over there got the meanest overbite. She look like her mom was a slave and her dad was a horse. She prolly give some life-threatening head though. But the baddest bitch in this whole class was Mr. G’s wife. I be staring at that picture of her on his desk and just be drooling and shit. Her titties look like 2 healthy balloons. It’s something bout that MILF next door word to @lilboom. I’d break her 43 year old back in a heart beat. Make Mr. G pay for her hip replacements.’” *dabs forehead with towel* “‘Then there’s this bitch Sara. On God I’d hire Randy Orton to RKO her ass off a cliff if I could. I bet she eat celery with no ranch. Why she built like a 4th grader with a decent fashion sense. Nah scratch that, this bitch got on some beat up Converse and a Twenty One Pilots shirt. I should deck her shit right now.’” *takes a sip of water* “‘All the dudes in this class lame too. This nigga Paul next to me sagging in his chair. First of all, who the fuck sags anymore. Tempted to give this nigga a mega wedgie word to Captain Underpants. Damn I haven’t seen a Captain Underpants book in a while. Wasn’t there a movie about that shit? I’m rambling though. Damn I’m almost at the bottom of the page. Lemme say one more thing then. If I’m forced to read this aloud then I’m swallowing the cyanide pill in my tooth right afterwards.’” *i put the notebook down* “Wait, you’ll do what?” The teacher says. Cya(nide). ttstorytime

*me in my creative writing class* *slowly falling asleep* *out cold* “TEROME!” *I quickly wake up* *the whole class is looking at me* “Would...

Bad, Fake, and Family: Woman Wins $5 Million After Accidentally Getting Wrong Lotto Ticket @balleralert NEW YORK nylottery.org nyl nylottery.org O Gamin Commission or PAY SET FOR LIFE SCRATCH-OFF Woman Wins $5 Million After Accidentally Getting Wrong Lotto Ticket-Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The year started off right for Oksana Zaharov from New Jersey. She was shopping in Manhattan and went to buy a $1 New York lottery scratch-off ticket, however, the cashier mistakenly gave her a $10 Set For Life ticket, instead. Thankfully, Zaharov had some extra cash and decided to buy the ticket anyway. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “When the clerk handed me the wrong ticket I felt bad, so I decided to just go ahead and buy it. I actually used the ticket as a bookmark for a couple weeks before I decided to scratch it,” Zaharov said in a press release. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, it was Zaharov’s (who is a mother of two) lucky day because the ticket earned her a winning of $5 million to be given to her over 20 years. To make it even better, she also gets a net sum of $172,068 for the rest of her existence. “I never win anything. I was sure the ticket was fake. It wasn’t until I brought it into the office that I knew it was for real.” she said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now Zaharov can buy a few more bookmarks. With her winnings, she plans to take her family on vacation to the Bahamas and make sure her kids' education is completely covered.
Bad, Fake, and Family: Woman Wins $5 Million After
 Accidentally Getting Wrong Lotto
 Ticket
 @balleralert
 NEW
 YORK
 nylottery.org
 nyl
 nylottery.org
 O Gamin
 Commission
 or
 PAY
 SET FOR LIFE
 SCRATCH-OFF
Woman Wins $5 Million After Accidentally Getting Wrong Lotto Ticket-Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The year started off right for Oksana Zaharov from New Jersey. She was shopping in Manhattan and went to buy a $1 New York lottery scratch-off ticket, however, the cashier mistakenly gave her a $10 Set For Life ticket, instead. Thankfully, Zaharov had some extra cash and decided to buy the ticket anyway. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “When the clerk handed me the wrong ticket I felt bad, so I decided to just go ahead and buy it. I actually used the ticket as a bookmark for a couple weeks before I decided to scratch it,” Zaharov said in a press release. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well, it was Zaharov’s (who is a mother of two) lucky day because the ticket earned her a winning of $5 million to be given to her over 20 years. To make it even better, she also gets a net sum of $172,068 for the rest of her existence. “I never win anything. I was sure the ticket was fake. It wasn’t until I brought it into the office that I knew it was for real.” she said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now Zaharov can buy a few more bookmarks. With her winnings, she plans to take her family on vacation to the Bahamas and make sure her kids' education is completely covered.

Woman Wins $5 Million After Accidentally Getting Wrong Lotto Ticket-Blogged by @tktrinidad ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The year started off right for Ok...

Family, Goals, and Life: I DONT HAVE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION I HAVE A DETAILED PLAN MILLIONAIRE MENTOR 2018 is around the corner and I’m sure many of you haven’t scratch off a single thing of your 2017 list. And yes, it pisses me off because many people are looking for “Change” but aren’t doing sh*t to make it happen. - Do you have a plan for your life? Stop focusing on a “new year’s resolution” and start focusing on a life resolution, a life PLAN. If you’re like most people, you feel like you can’t get time enough to get ahead of the game. You spend most days just trying to react quick enough to keep your job, your family, and your marriage afloat. The good news is that there is time for change 😉 In order to move forward and progress in life, we must have vision, but we also need a way to implement that vision so it can come to pass. That means we need to create a plan. Whether you’re managing a business or a family, you can’t move forward or reach goals unless you have a plan. A plan brings organization, stability, clarity, and focus. A plan will keep everyone moving in the same direction so that goals can be reached, and the vision can be fulfilled. If you don’t have a plan, you’ll be stuck in maintenance mode, running in circles, and you’ll never increase. - The vision is your destination, and the plan is the roadmap to get you there. 🔥 Take time to establish a plan for your business, your family, and your life. What steps can you take to accomplish the vision in your heart for your business, your family, and your life? (Comment below!👇) Get your *ss to work! - vision plan success millionairementor
Family, Goals, and Life: I DONT HAVE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
 I HAVE A DETAILED PLAN
 MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
2018 is around the corner and I’m sure many of you haven’t scratch off a single thing of your 2017 list. And yes, it pisses me off because many people are looking for “Change” but aren’t doing sh*t to make it happen. - Do you have a plan for your life? Stop focusing on a “new year’s resolution” and start focusing on a life resolution, a life PLAN. If you’re like most people, you feel like you can’t get time enough to get ahead of the game. You spend most days just trying to react quick enough to keep your job, your family, and your marriage afloat. The good news is that there is time for change 😉 In order to move forward and progress in life, we must have vision, but we also need a way to implement that vision so it can come to pass. That means we need to create a plan. Whether you’re managing a business or a family, you can’t move forward or reach goals unless you have a plan. A plan brings organization, stability, clarity, and focus. A plan will keep everyone moving in the same direction so that goals can be reached, and the vision can be fulfilled. If you don’t have a plan, you’ll be stuck in maintenance mode, running in circles, and you’ll never increase. - The vision is your destination, and the plan is the roadmap to get you there. 🔥 Take time to establish a plan for your business, your family, and your life. What steps can you take to accomplish the vision in your heart for your business, your family, and your life? (Comment below!👇) Get your *ss to work! - vision plan success millionairementor

2018 is around the corner and I’m sure many of you haven’t scratch off a single thing of your 2017 list. And yes, it pisses me off because m...

Beer, Confused, and Drinking: a tripad...r.co.uk SHARE HOTOS REVIEWS If im honest the food is ok ' but only if u drink a couple of their flat pints first. l ordered the steak and i did get a tony piece with the lump of fat i got served I went to the bar to order a pint and never got served until i said 'please' i'm 28 years not 28 months Also my friends got ordered off of the table because the food was finished and they didnt have space for people only drinking when they needed the tables for food. We were ordered to stand at the bar only to be told we were clogging the place up and then told to leave. Im laughing typing this as i am so confused as to how the place was so busy with such terrible, angry staff I asked to speak to the manager who spoke and looked like she lived under a bridge Worst bar in Glasgow. But a cracking bit if u order the steak ul get a cracking bit of fat for the dug when u get home Helpful? 70 trípad..r.co.uk SHARE PHOTOS REVIEWS NEARBY Public Relations Manager at responded to this review Having spoken to our staff and watched CCTV we remember the day well Let's start with the "flat pints", our beer selection is pulled through the taps each morning and checked that it is "tap kwality". On the day you mentioned, we had no other complaints about the beer being flat, in fact, we had compliments. Let's move onto the steak. The steak you were served is the same 6oz sirloin that we use on our main meal “Trash Steak" which is one of our top sellers in The ratio of fat to meat is in favour of the meat and when you say "tony" we assume you mean "tiny". Size is a subjective thing and it is encouraging that you think something of a decent a tripad...r.co.uk SHARE PHOTOS REVIEWS NEARBY that you think something of a decent size points more towards the smaller end of the scale. Furthermore, on the day, your party advised that the food was good and you enjoyed it. Your next point regarding saying the word "please" is an interesting one. It's disappointing that you don't feel you need to be polite when requesting something. If you speak to most people, if not all in hospitality, then indeed the customer service industry, you will find that everyone likes to hear the words please" and "thank you". It's this revolutionary thing called manners and has been around for quite some time You should try it With regards to being ordered off the table, Steak Wednesday is one of our busiest days of the week and we have a very large turn over. We therefore want to make sure as many customers get to a tripad...r.co.uk SHARE HOTOS REVIEWS to make sure as many customers get to experience it as possible!Up until 9pm we like to allocate tables for food first and foremost so that people can enjoy their meal and we have the bar area available for drinkers. To recount what happened, you were not ordered to stand at the bar. It was explained that the table was needed for other customers after you had been dining on it for around 2 hours whichi what we feel it ample time to enjoy a meal. Whilst standing at the bar people in your party started to swear and make inappropriate comments about our staff It was also overheard that one of your party threatened violence towards our duty manager. Whilst we understand that there might be the odd comment from customers if something isn't up to scratch or something has affected service, this is not behaviour we will tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be threatened or abused. They are here to tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be threatened or abused. They are here to serve you, be spoken to politely and offer a good service As for you comment on our staff member's appearance Paddy, anyone seeing your comment or reading your review will be able to tell more about you as a person than our manager. Take care A long(ish) but satisfying read. When restaurants call out shitty customers.
Beer, Confused, and Drinking: a tripad...r.co.uk
 SHARE
 HOTOS
 REVIEWS
 If im honest the food is ok ' but only if u
 drink a couple of their flat pints first.
 l ordered the steak and i did get a tony
 piece with the lump of fat i got served
 I went to the bar to order a pint and never
 got served until i said 'please' i'm 28 years
 not 28 months
 Also my friends got ordered off of the table
 because the food was finished and they
 didnt have space for people only drinking
 when they needed the tables for food. We
 were ordered to stand at the bar only to be
 told we were clogging the place up and
 then told to leave. Im laughing typing this
 as i am so confused as to how the place
 was so busy with such terrible, angry staff
 I asked to speak to the manager who
 spoke and looked like she lived under a
 bridge
 Worst bar in Glasgow. But a cracking bit if u
 order the steak ul get a cracking bit of fat
 for the dug when u get home
 Helpful? 70

 trípad..r.co.uk
 SHARE
 PHOTOS
 REVIEWS
 NEARBY
 Public Relations Manager at
 responded to this review
 Having spoken to our staff and watched
 CCTV we remember the day well
 Let's start with the "flat pints", our beer
 selection is pulled through the taps each
 morning and checked that it is "tap
 kwality". On the day you mentioned, we
 had no other complaints about the beer
 being flat, in fact, we had compliments.
 Let's move onto the steak. The steak
 you were served is the same 6oz sirloin
 that we use on our main meal “Trash
 Steak" which is one of our top sellers in
 The ratio of fat to meat is in favour
 of the meat and when you say "tony" we
 assume you mean "tiny". Size is a
 subjective thing and it is encouraging
 that you think something of a decent

 a tripad...r.co.uk
 SHARE
 PHOTOS
 REVIEWS
 NEARBY
 that you think something of a decent
 size points more towards the smaller
 end of the scale. Furthermore, on the
 day, your party advised that the food
 was good and you enjoyed it.
 Your next point regarding saying the
 word "please" is an interesting one. It's
 disappointing that you don't feel you
 need to be polite when requesting
 something. If you speak to most people,
 if not all in hospitality, then indeed the
 customer service industry, you will find
 that everyone likes to hear the words
 please" and "thank you". It's this
 revolutionary thing called manners and
 has been around for quite some time
 You should try it
 With regards to being ordered off the
 table, Steak Wednesday is one of our
 busiest days of the week and we have a
 very large turn over. We therefore want
 to make sure as many customers get to

 a tripad...r.co.uk
 SHARE
 HOTOS
 REVIEWS
 to make sure as many customers get to
 experience it as possible!Up until 9pm
 we like to allocate tables for food first
 and foremost so that people can enjoy
 their meal and we have the bar area
 available for drinkers.
 To recount what happened, you were
 not ordered to stand at the bar. It was
 explained that the table was needed for
 other customers after you had been
 dining on it for around 2 hours whichi
 what we feel it ample time to enjoy a
 meal. Whilst standing at the bar people
 in your party started to swear and make
 inappropriate comments about our staff
 It was also overheard that one of your
 party threatened violence towards our
 duty manager. Whilst we understand
 that there might be the odd comment
 from customers if something isn't up to
 scratch or something has affected
 service, this is not behaviour we will
 tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be
 threatened or abused. They are here to

 tolerate. Our staff are NOT here to be
 threatened or abused. They are here to
 serve you, be spoken to politely and
 offer a good service
 As for you comment on our staff
 member's appearance Paddy, anyone
 seeing your comment or reading your
 review will be able to tell more about
 you as a person than our manager.
 Take care
A long(ish) but satisfying read. When restaurants call out shitty customers.

A long(ish) but satisfying read. When restaurants call out shitty customers.