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Memes, Messenger, and Scratch: Jun in stl oiee ace
 had a hard time Voicing
 him and never wants todo
 something like thata ain
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Memes, Scratch, and πŸ€–: I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SCRATCH MY
 BACK OR DO THE LTTLE SKIN TRACE
 THING OR PLAY WITH MY HAIR OH MY
 LAWD
tag your friends

tag your friends

Bmw, Memes, and Scratch: HEIGHT OF BESHARMI
 BOY GIRL MET WID ACCIDENT
 BOY'S BMW GOT SCRATCHES
 BOY: DIKHTA NAHI
 BHOSDIKI... TERI MAA
 KO CHODU.. TERI BHEN
 KO CHODU
 GIRL: AURRRRRRR, MuJHE
 BHI NA PLS...
 PLS
hahaha

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Boner, Climbing, and Funny: Elia Piper
 1 hour ago
 Taken the same year
 So the other day iwas naked, playing with
 my hamster on my stomach, then it
 suddenly climbed inside my vagina, and it
 wont come out. tried to tempt it out with a
 carrot but it still wont come out. it really likes
 its new home, its been up there for two days
 now and i'm getting used to it, but it keeps
 scratching at my g spot which is soooooo
 nice, but i'm worried about getting too wet
 and drowning it. Help meeee
 80 Likes 24 Comments
 Patient: Every time I look in the
 mirror I get a boner what's wrong
 with me
 Baby can have $50
 Doctor: Wow even your dick thinks
 For what you're a pussy
 My nails have to be done
 so Ya dick can look cute
 while hold it
Lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ check out @Genuineguy for the funniest content for 2017. Make sure you give him a follow when you do πŸ‘ŒπŸΏπŸ’―

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Clique, Crime, and Makeup: IT IS I KING GEORGE III
 rey awakens
 I love Hamilton
 4,745 notes
Also focus on the positive 2016 things even if they are small so for me it would be: FINDING HAMILTON Getting my permit C O M P E T I T I O N S Lilly's lipstick Bawse Spending Christmas Eve with my BFF @miss.julia.bulia (Best. Christmas. Eve. EVER) Finding GT Live My scratch spin is better than ever Finding out how cool Pokemon is and almost beating Sapphire Getting my ROCKERZ GUARDS YAYAY Buying a ton of fun new makeup Getting to learn Japanese Death of a Bachelor came out!!! Shelter music video Watching all of The Closer-Major Crimes Seeing Queen of Katwe in theaters Learning I like musical theatre I got a pet snail MY SKATING CHRISTMAS SHOW GAINING ALL YOU AWESOME FOLLOWERS DID I MENTION HAMILTON COMMENT POSITIVE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO YOU THIS YEAR EVEN IF IT'S SMALL IDC TELL ME marvel fandom textpost funnypost tumblr clean doctorwho hungergames mockingjay text jeremyrenner hawkeye avengers tumblrpost meme tumblr bandom patd panicatthedisco brendonurie clean funny funnypost music bands falloutboy clique top twentyonepilots memes joshdun tylerjoseph

Also focus on the positive 2016 things even if they are small so for me it would be: FINDING HAMILTON Getting my permit C O M P E T I T I O ...

Lottery, Memes, and Redneck: Chris
 For chrstmas, Igot you 825 worth
 of lottery tickets. went ahead and
 Scratched them off for upu. You won
 2. Here is that g 2.
 Merry Chr stmas
 Nicole
 E
 MERIC
 esavage Redneck
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ Tag A Friend that would do this πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌ Via @savageredneck

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ Tag A Friend that would do this πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ‘‡πŸΌ Via @savageredneck

Lottery, Memes, and Scratch: Chrs
 For christmas, got upu 82s worth
 of lottery TcKets. Wen
 ahead and
 Scratched them off for upu. You won
 2. Hore IS that g 2.
 Merry as
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If you still need ideas for last minute. Be a business man, do the right thing.

If you still need ideas for last minute. Be a business man, do the right thing.

Potato, Scratch, and Girl Memes: get you someone who looks at you the
 way this little boy looks at potatoes
Scratch that. I want someone to look at me the way I look at potatoes (@_thenblessedone)

Scratch that. I want someone to look at me the way I look at potatoes (@_thenblessedone)

Memes, Salmon, and Scratch: When you realize you're gonna beturned
 into a song the next time you accidentally
 scratch her
 @Beta Salmon
That moment... (@betasalmon)

That moment... (@betasalmon)

Confused, Good for You, and Memes: You can speak something into
 existence all you want, but if it's not
 part of God's plan, it's not going to
 happen. Less self, more Jesus.
We confuse God as being a Genie in a bottle. Thinking we can sit on the sofa scratching our behinds and eating bonbons and He will make our dreams happen. Uh, NO! We ask God to show us red flags about that BAE we've fallen for and expect God to zap them to fix them. Uh, NO! You want God's will for your life? Be willing to grow! His plans are so much greater for your life than your own. It's time we help God help us and decide to stop being the tornado in our own world, getting mad at GOD at the storms we create because of our stubborn spoiled self. Aren't you tired of wanting things your way? Living with no peace? Placing God in a limited box, when He's a limitless God? He wants to do sooooooooo much good for you. We speak declarations and never see the fruit? Well, how bout we stop trying to wiggle our noses for our miracles and live what we talk. REALLY get to KNOW the God we speak of. He's waiting to surprise you BIG TIME!! God is the same yesterday today and FOREVER! Long gone are the days we live for Sunday's to get the word from the pastor to get you through! You have the same power that raised JESUS from the dead living on the inside of you, once you accept Jesus into your heart. You have no excuse to not walk in all your authority and blessings in 2017!! You and God GOT THIS!!!! I believe in YOU!!!! Thank you @jarridwilson for this pic πŸ‘ŠπŸΌ boomshakalakaboom god faith hope love peace ReadYourBibleAllYourAnswersAreThere

We confuse God as being a Genie in a bottle. Thinking we can sit on the sofa scratching our behinds and eating bonbons and He will make our ...

Memes, Kittens, and Scratch: From @KittenRescueLA: These adorabe kittens are named Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup. They have a neurological disorder and cannot walk. One of our volunteers built these wheels for them, which have served as physical therapy tools to improve their motor skills. Now they can lift their heads, use their front paws to play, and their back legs to scratch an itch! Here's hoping they will find their furever home soon! πŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’– powerpuffgirls rescuecats ppg

From @KittenRescueLA: These adorabe kittens are named Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup. They have a neurological disorder and cannot walk. One...

Advil, Memes, and Scratch: youtuber to friend: hey, do you have
 some advil? i have a killer headache
 friend: oh sure of course
 *accidentally scratches them while
 handing them the advil* oh i'm sorry
 youtuber:
 DRUGS
 AND
 STABBED
 DOING DRUGS & GETTING STABBED IN
 BIOLOGY CLASS!? I STORYTIME
You guys said you love apes in the comments but I'm calling y'all out there's no way

You guys said you love apes in the comments but I'm calling y'all out there's no way

Memes, Fingering, and Pacman: If you put your finger in your ear
 and scratch it'll sound like
 pacman
WAKAKAKAKAKAKA LMFAOO @ivirals πŸ’“

WAKAKAKAKAKAKA LMFAOO @ivirals πŸ’“

Memes, Record Scratch Freeze Frame, and Record: *Record scratch, freeze frame*
 "You're probably wondering how I
 ended up in this situation
 @LUTALO8
"Fuck"

"Fuck"

Assassination, Memes, and Scratch: If you hold your discs like this
 we can't be friends
 G: Polar SaurusRex
 ASSASSINS
DON'T HOLD THEM LIKE THAT IT WILL SCRATCH IT!! Follow me for more! (@PolarSaurusRex)

DON'T HOLD THEM LIKE THAT IT WILL SCRATCH IT!! Follow me for more! (@PolarSaurusRex)

Bless Up, Massage, and Memes: half pitbull half golden retriever
 @Drsmashlove
It's always nice to check into a hotel and find out u forgot your toothbrush and the front desk dude gotchu on the hook-up. With that said I once crashed at a girl crib and woke up with nothing but a wallet and a phone and low and behold she had a new toothbrush waiting for me by the sink. Just like needles, I don't allow a toothbrush in my body unless I see it bust out the wrapper (u people who will grab any toothbrush u see and just Colgate away like it's nothing are absolute savages - I swear it's humans out here who was raised by wolves and then released into humanity to blend with normal humans - and don't give me the "we just exchanged bodily fluids" argument, bc it's a difference - I laid pipe - I didn't aggressively scratch your gums until then bled and then suck on them like some type of hood vampire lmao). Anyway ladies it ain't gotta be a Reach brand $6.99 joint with the curvy head and the gum massaging rubber extenditures - any extremely cheap one will do but if I can leave yo crib and walk straight into a meeting with my balls empty and my breath minty imma love u forever. U going in the will: "Janet with the incredible Sloppius Toppius who bequeathed a toothbrush upon me: $5,000". Go head girl u deserve it. I appreciate u 😍. Now just to be clear, I always got a toothbrush on me πŸ˜‚. So this shit ain't a necessity. I'm just saying it was a nice touch. Oh - bonus. It ain't nothing like eating Punani after brushing your teeth. It's like a palette cleanse. Like u at Sephora and u in between smelling colognes, and the pretty, slightly overweight Latina girl with the impeccable eyebrows and beautiful eyes (I see you Rosalina come holla at me Ma - witchoe fine ass 😍) hand u the lil cup of coffee beans like "here go some coffee beans to cleanse your nostrils." The toothbrush scrubs the impurities and then I get to taste the rare and exotic overnight Punani flavor notes. The honey notes, the mango notes - the pleasant mouthfeel (if you will) of a marinated Punani. But u gotta brush first. U feel me? Key takeaways: (1) have toothbrushes for overnight guests, and (2) scrub yo Stanky ass mouf before u devour the Punani. Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

It's always nice to check into a hotel and find out u forgot your toothbrush and the front desk dude gotchu on the hook-up. With that said I...

Memes, California, and Scratch: when a guy thinks he's rubbing
 your clit but he's really just
 aggressively scratching your labia
 and he asks "you like that, baby?"
If you gonna be rubbing my clit you better be using your tongue πŸ’πŸΌ @sweetpsych0 go follow me @sweetpsych0 . . . . thestruggleisreal girlproblems idc zerofucksgiven nofucksgiven jokesfordays followme nyc california texas datinglife pettypost jokesfordays arabicgirl dubai saynotofuckboys

If you gonna be rubbing my clit you better be using your tongue πŸ’πŸΌ @sweetpsych0 go follow me @sweetpsych0 . . . . thestruggleisreal girlprob...

Memes, Rainbow, and Scratch: give her a Christmas she'll never forget
 FFANY &Co.
I don't know why but whenever my relatives say 'oh what do you want for Christmas' I say stuff like 'oh you know that black paper that you scratch and rainbow is underneath' and they're like 'WTF YOURE TOO OLD ;-'

I don't know why but whenever my relatives say 'oh what do you want for Christmas' I say stuff like 'oh you know that black paper that you s...

Memes, Scratch, and Aggressive: when a guy thinks he's rubbing your clit but he's
 really just aggressively scratching your labia and
 he asks "you like that, baby?"
LabiaBurn πŸ”₯πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

LabiaBurn πŸ”₯πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Memes, Scratch, and Fuck That: Bae can you scratch my back plz
 Oh yea
 A lil bit lower, to your right, yea
 right there, fuck that feels good
 @SAVAGE MEME AF
@alagicsabra | someone - ur friends

@alagicsabra | someone - ur friends

Memes, Leggings, and Scratch: Autumn
 @autumn nbblack
 I was scratching my leg with a pen and my
 freaking pen was clicked
bitch that's your own fault if I'm wearing white pants I am fully aware of everything around me

bitch that's your own fault if I'm wearing white pants I am fully aware of everything around me

Memes, Roommate, and Stitches: damianwayneprotectionsquad
 story idea
 a superhero story where the villain and the
 superhero are roommates and they keep
 making excuses to each other about why
 they are out all the time and they stitch each
 other up after battles but neither has any idea
 that the other is their nemesis and they keep
 on having to lie to each other why they are
 covered in scratches and bruises
 the-fault-in-our-gays
 Plot twist: they're also attracted to each other/
 dating
Someone get to the script!

Someone get to the script!

Cars, Heaven, and Memes: An Australian guy Bill Morgan was declared
 dead for 14 minutes. He somehow survived. To
 celebrate his survival, he bought a scratch card
 & won a $27000 car. The medialnews asked him
 to re-enact the scratch card moment so he
 bought another card & won another $250,000
 jackpot.
 MALL MORGAN
 sashays hanta28
 clarknokent:
 elionking:
 highly functioningfangiri
 God is trying to apologize
 "Oh shit, my bad bruh"
 He must've went to hell for that 14 minutes
 Devil: "Welcome to hell Ph
 Bill: what, hell Who's Phil???"
 Devil auhhh, aren't you Phil Morgan? Today's your day kid"D
 Bill: no! No my name is Bill, I'm Bill!!!I'm dead??"
 Devil: ohhhhh... give me a sec "dials heaven
May 2017 bring the blessings of Bill Morgan amen πŸ™

May 2017 bring the blessings of Bill Morgan amen πŸ™

Empire, Journey, and Memes: WORK WHILE THEY SLEEP
 LEARN WHILE THEY PARTY
 SAVE WHILE THEY SPEND
 THEN LIVE LIKE THEY DREAM
 Logan Woolley
Yes @loganwoolley! Great things take time and empires aren't built in a day. - Entrepreneur @loganwoolley sold the last company he built. Now he's starting a new business from scratch and he's documenting the whole process on Instagram & YouTube. Follow the journey and witness the creation of a business.

Yes @loganwoolley! Great things take time and empires aren't built in a day. - Entrepreneur @loganwoolley sold the last company he built. No...