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Ass, Cars, and Dildo: Full DNA sequence of octopuses shows they're the closest things to aliens on Earth iheartchaos: After the first full genome sequences of octopuses, biologists have determined that the creatures are totally unlike any other animal on Earth, their genome shows a striking level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes identified, more than in a human. Iknew there was something up with those smart blobby creatures. You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removing marker, I was all like oh hecka yeah. So I buy this marker online and, even though I was optimistic, I knew better than to expect it to work on really noticeable scratches. So I drew the marker on several tiny scratches (hardly even noticeable) that were on my car door. I check the car door the next day in minor anticipation to see if when this fabled marker dried, it solved my car scratch problems and rid me of all evil and cleansed me of my sins BUT YA KNOW WHAT. NOT ONLY did this blasphemous marker fail to achieve my ALREADY LOW expectations by not even accomplishing the task it promised to be capable of. But it ALSO managed to attract tons of dust onto the scratches NOW MAKING THEM VERY NOTICEABLE. I WIPE THE SCRATCHES OFF BUT NOPE. IN A COUPLE HOURS THAT DUST WILL REFORM ONTO THE SCRATCHES AND LEAVE MY TRUCK LOOKING LIKE THE PIXAR CAR'S VERSION OF SCARFACE. THIS INFOMERCIAL DEMON PEN FUCKED ME IN THE ASS LIKE A BILLY MAYS TRADEMARKED DILDO. So when my online shopping app asks me if I want to rate this item, guess what I did πŸ™ƒ I BREWED THEM AN INSANE HEAPING TON OF ONE STAR REVIEW FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!?" AND I EVEN INCLUDED A PIC OF MY DEFORMED CAR DOOR AS VALIDATION. BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT MY ATROCITY ON WHEELS THAN SO SHOULD THEY. Worst 2 bucks I ever spent AldenRants
Ass, Cars, and Dildo: Full DNA sequence of octopuses
 shows they're the closest things
 to aliens on Earth
 iheartchaos:
 After the first full genome sequences of octopuses, biologists have determined
 that the creatures are totally unlike any other animal on Earth, their genome
 shows a striking level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes
 identified, more than in a human. Iknew there was something up with those
 smart blobby creatures.
You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removing marker, I was all like oh hecka yeah. So I buy this marker online and, even though I was optimistic, I knew better than to expect it to work on really noticeable scratches. So I drew the marker on several tiny scratches (hardly even noticeable) that were on my car door. I check the car door the next day in minor anticipation to see if when this fabled marker dried, it solved my car scratch problems and rid me of all evil and cleansed me of my sins BUT YA KNOW WHAT. NOT ONLY did this blasphemous marker fail to achieve my ALREADY LOW expectations by not even accomplishing the task it promised to be capable of. But it ALSO managed to attract tons of dust onto the scratches NOW MAKING THEM VERY NOTICEABLE. I WIPE THE SCRATCHES OFF BUT NOPE. IN A COUPLE HOURS THAT DUST WILL REFORM ONTO THE SCRATCHES AND LEAVE MY TRUCK LOOKING LIKE THE PIXAR CAR'S VERSION OF SCARFACE. THIS INFOMERCIAL DEMON PEN FUCKED ME IN THE ASS LIKE A BILLY MAYS TRADEMARKED DILDO. So when my online shopping app asks me if I want to rate this item, guess what I did πŸ™ƒ I BREWED THEM AN INSANE HEAPING TON OF ONE STAR REVIEW FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!?" AND I EVEN INCLUDED A PIC OF MY DEFORMED CAR DOOR AS VALIDATION. BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT MY ATROCITY ON WHEELS THAN SO SHOULD THEY. Worst 2 bucks I ever spent AldenRants

You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removin...

Abc, Memes, and Scratch: Eight-year-old Jalen Bailey learns basics of entrepreneurship and starts baking company so he can buy a house for his mum THE YOUNG EMPIRE Jalen's takeut AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD baker has opened his own bakery with the goal of earning enough money to buy a home for his mum. . Jalen Bailey runs the entire business out of a rental home that he lives in with his mother, Sharhonda Mahan, in Fresno, California, and makes everything from scratch. . He started his own website, Jalen’s Bakery, where he is offering an array of baked goods including cookies, muffins, cakes and bread – and he is already getting a lot of requests. . β€œI wanted to save up a lot of money to get a house,” Jalen, who started baking at 5, told ABC. β€œI just want one that me and my mum can be happy in.” . For now, he's delivering the baked goods locally around Fresno with help from his mom β€” but he launched a GoFundMe, hoping to eventually ship nationwide. . β€œI said I wanted to be a millionaire,” he added. β€œI thought that wasn’t possible but now I think it is.” . Jalen has had the entrepreneurial bug since he was six and started an annual back-to-school drive at a local homeless shelter and made bracelets to sell at school carnivals. . He also took a business class in early June to learn how to start a lemonade stand, but decided to use those same skills to... . Read the full story on our site (link in bio). . YoungEmpire πŸ‘‘
Abc, Memes, and Scratch: Eight-year-old Jalen Bailey learns basics of
 entrepreneurship and starts baking company
 so he can buy a house for his mum
 THE YOUNG EMPIRE
 Jalen's takeut
AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD baker has opened his own bakery with the goal of earning enough money to buy a home for his mum. . Jalen Bailey runs the entire business out of a rental home that he lives in with his mother, Sharhonda Mahan, in Fresno, California, and makes everything from scratch. . He started his own website, Jalen’s Bakery, where he is offering an array of baked goods including cookies, muffins, cakes and bread – and he is already getting a lot of requests. . β€œI wanted to save up a lot of money to get a house,” Jalen, who started baking at 5, told ABC. β€œI just want one that me and my mum can be happy in.” . For now, he's delivering the baked goods locally around Fresno with help from his mom β€” but he launched a GoFundMe, hoping to eventually ship nationwide. . β€œI said I wanted to be a millionaire,” he added. β€œI thought that wasn’t possible but now I think it is.” . Jalen has had the entrepreneurial bug since he was six and started an annual back-to-school drive at a local homeless shelter and made bracelets to sell at school carnivals. . He also took a business class in early June to learn how to start a lemonade stand, but decided to use those same skills to... . Read the full story on our site (link in bio). . YoungEmpire πŸ‘‘

AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD baker has opened his own bakery with the goal of earning enough money to buy a home for his mum. . Jalen Bailey runs the e...

Memes, Scratch, and Falling Down: Hurl peopiehurtpeopl healed people healpeople If you are hurt then fix yourself, I am a healer so hopefully this helps... Nobody wants to be alone... Although being together doesn't always workout. You say to yourself "F*ck my life, I'm back here again". Yet in a way you asked for this, you aren't an idiot, though you might feel like one now. Nobody wants to start again, from scratch, investing emotions, time and energy into somebody new...again. Building trust just so you can find security, as feeling insecure is no fun. Establishing a new routine. Setting the foundation for a new spiritual building, that might fall down again. Dating, pretending that you are interested in meeting a persons representative, because they are putting their best foot forward, because they are just as scared of being hurt as you are. Opening up, sharing your story and baring your soul once more, with the deepest hope that you will find your mate. Not someone who throws the word soulmate around, just because they think it's cool, with no intention of forever, no real integrity. Nobody wants to stop and think, "What if this is another lie, am I going to be used again"... What is the point of anything. But Everything leads to something, nothing leads to nothing, growth and change are necessary, for they are life itself. It will be hard, you will hurt but you still have life. No matter how bad things feel, they will get better. You will find somebody else to share your journey with, somebody more suited to you, somebody stronger and you will grow together. The late night phone calls, the little things that make you smile, the hugs that make you feel that everything is alright. You are special to someone, even if you don't feel special yourself. You are beautiful even when you feel ugly deep down... It's just that lovesick stomachache, the pain in your heart will cease, you will be okay, you will be able to breathe again. Somebody else is waiting to bring you back to life. Spiritually you are evolving. Mourn the dead and move on. chakabars
Memes, Scratch, and Falling Down: Hurl peopiehurtpeopl
 healed people healpeople
If you are hurt then fix yourself, I am a healer so hopefully this helps... Nobody wants to be alone... Although being together doesn't always workout. You say to yourself "F*ck my life, I'm back here again". Yet in a way you asked for this, you aren't an idiot, though you might feel like one now. Nobody wants to start again, from scratch, investing emotions, time and energy into somebody new...again. Building trust just so you can find security, as feeling insecure is no fun. Establishing a new routine. Setting the foundation for a new spiritual building, that might fall down again. Dating, pretending that you are interested in meeting a persons representative, because they are putting their best foot forward, because they are just as scared of being hurt as you are. Opening up, sharing your story and baring your soul once more, with the deepest hope that you will find your mate. Not someone who throws the word soulmate around, just because they think it's cool, with no intention of forever, no real integrity. Nobody wants to stop and think, "What if this is another lie, am I going to be used again"... What is the point of anything. But Everything leads to something, nothing leads to nothing, growth and change are necessary, for they are life itself. It will be hard, you will hurt but you still have life. No matter how bad things feel, they will get better. You will find somebody else to share your journey with, somebody more suited to you, somebody stronger and you will grow together. The late night phone calls, the little things that make you smile, the hugs that make you feel that everything is alright. You are special to someone, even if you don't feel special yourself. You are beautiful even when you feel ugly deep down... It's just that lovesick stomachache, the pain in your heart will cease, you will be okay, you will be able to breathe again. Somebody else is waiting to bring you back to life. Spiritually you are evolving. Mourn the dead and move on. chakabars

If you are hurt then fix yourself, I am a healer so hopefully this helps... Nobody wants to be alone... Although being together doesn't alwa...