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Sephora: half pitbull half golden retriever @Drsmashlove It's always nice to check into a hotel and find out u forgot your toothbrush and the front desk dude gotchu on the hook-up. With that said I once crashed at a girl crib and woke up with nothing but a wallet and a phone and low and behold she had a new toothbrush waiting for me by the sink. Just like needles, I don't allow a toothbrush in my body unless I see it bust out the wrapper (u people who will grab any toothbrush u see and just Colgate away like it's nothing are absolute savages - I swear it's humans out here who was raised by wolves and then released into humanity to blend with normal humans - and don't give me the "we just exchanged bodily fluids" argument, bc it's a difference - I laid pipe - I didn't aggressively scratch your gums until then bled and then suck on them like some type of hood vampire lmao). Anyway ladies it ain't gotta be a Reach brand $6.99 joint with the curvy head and the gum massaging rubber extenditures - any extremely cheap one will do but if I can leave yo crib and walk straight into a meeting with my balls empty and my breath minty imma love u forever. U going in the will: "Janet with the incredible Sloppius Toppius who bequeathed a toothbrush upon me: $5,000". Go head girl u deserve it. I appreciate u 😍. Now just to be clear, I always got a toothbrush on me πŸ˜‚. So this shit ain't a necessity. I'm just saying it was a nice touch. Oh - bonus. It ain't nothing like eating Punani after brushing your teeth. It's like a palette cleanse. Like u at Sephora and u in between smelling colognes, and the pretty, slightly overweight Latina girl with the impeccable eyebrows and beautiful eyes (I see you Rosalina come holla at me Ma - witchoe fine ass 😍) hand u the lil cup of coffee beans like "here go some coffee beans to cleanse your nostrils." The toothbrush scrubs the impurities and then I get to taste the rare and exotic overnight Punani flavor notes. The honey notes, the mango notes - the pleasant mouthfeel (if you will) of a marinated Punani. But u gotta brush first. U feel me? Key takeaways: (1) have toothbrushes for overnight guests, and (2) scrub yo Stanky ass mouf before u devour the Punani. Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Sephora: half pitbull half golden retriever
 @Drsmashlove
It's always nice to check into a hotel and find out u forgot your toothbrush and the front desk dude gotchu on the hook-up. With that said I once crashed at a girl crib and woke up with nothing but a wallet and a phone and low and behold she had a new toothbrush waiting for me by the sink. Just like needles, I don't allow a toothbrush in my body unless I see it bust out the wrapper (u people who will grab any toothbrush u see and just Colgate away like it's nothing are absolute savages - I swear it's humans out here who was raised by wolves and then released into humanity to blend with normal humans - and don't give me the "we just exchanged bodily fluids" argument, bc it's a difference - I laid pipe - I didn't aggressively scratch your gums until then bled and then suck on them like some type of hood vampire lmao). Anyway ladies it ain't gotta be a Reach brand $6.99 joint with the curvy head and the gum massaging rubber extenditures - any extremely cheap one will do but if I can leave yo crib and walk straight into a meeting with my balls empty and my breath minty imma love u forever. U going in the will: "Janet with the incredible Sloppius Toppius who bequeathed a toothbrush upon me: $5,000". Go head girl u deserve it. I appreciate u 😍. Now just to be clear, I always got a toothbrush on me πŸ˜‚. So this shit ain't a necessity. I'm just saying it was a nice touch. Oh - bonus. It ain't nothing like eating Punani after brushing your teeth. It's like a palette cleanse. Like u at Sephora and u in between smelling colognes, and the pretty, slightly overweight Latina girl with the impeccable eyebrows and beautiful eyes (I see you Rosalina come holla at me Ma - witchoe fine ass 😍) hand u the lil cup of coffee beans like "here go some coffee beans to cleanse your nostrils." The toothbrush scrubs the impurities and then I get to taste the rare and exotic overnight Punani flavor notes. The honey notes, the mango notes - the pleasant mouthfeel (if you will) of a marinated Punani. But u gotta brush first. U feel me? Key takeaways: (1) have toothbrushes for overnight guests, and (2) scrub yo Stanky ass mouf before u devour the Punani. Bless up! πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

It's always nice to check into a hotel and find out u forgot your toothbrush and the front desk dude gotchu on the hook-up. With that sai...

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<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thoughtfullydeliciouemma.tumblr.com/post/148960226361">thoughtfullydeliciouemma</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<h2>Hi Beauty Lovers! I have decided to take the cost out of looking glam this year. My company is sending $500 worth of <b>FREE</b> Sephora Makeup Samples to whoever is interested.</h2>
<h2>You might wonder why would we do this? lol, I certainly would.Β </h2>
<h2>Our company sells a massive amount of Sephora makeup so we are more than happy to send people a generous amount of makeup samples to help them find products they enjoy.</h2>
<h2>To apply we made it as simple as possible with 3 main steps.</h2>
<h2>1. Reblog this post (helps us spread brand awareness)Β </h2>
<h2>2. Go to our websiteΒ <a href="http://www.mb01.com/lnk.asp?o=9671&amp;c=918273&amp;a=205952&amp;l=9249"><b>Sephorasamples.com</b>Β </a>and tell us where to send your makeup samples.<br/></h2>
<h2>3. Receive your Sephora makeup samples in the mail! <i><i></i>:)</i>
</h2>
<h2>I promise this is 100% legit and you’ll never receive a shred of spam. (pinky promise) Stay beautiful and let us know if you enjoy your samples! <i>β™₯</i>
</h2>
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