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    server: wayneradiotv:
i already posted this to the discord server but i feel this needs to be on your blog


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i already posted this to the discord server but i feel this needs to be on your blog


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i already posted this to the discord server but i feel this needs to be on your blog


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    server: jesssssSS
 my2k
 reminder: this woman leaked proof that
 Russians hacked into voting machine
 software, and they put her in jail
 The Vancouver Sun@VancouverSun
 Why do millennials keep leaking government
 secrets? ebx.sh/2ragGeK
simonalkenmayer:

memor-somnis:

weavemama:


fuggles:

weavemama:

she should have been rewarded.

Y'all got sources?

yeah so more information about this woman who leaked important information pertaining russiaā€™s involvement in the election:Ā 
Her name is ā€œReality Leigh Winnerā€ and she was a NSA Contractor. She passed a top secret NSA document to a news source (an article from The Intercept) that contains information about a Russian cyber-attack with one voting machine DAYS before the 2016 presidential election. This is considered the most detailed piece of proof regarding Russiaā€™s interference with the elections to date.Ā 
Hereā€™s how the NSA document described how the Russians did the hacking:Ā 
ā€œAs described by the classified NSA report, the Russian plan was simple: pose as an e-voting vendor and trick local government employees into opening Microsoft Word documents invisibly tainted with potent malware that could give hackers full control over the infected computers.
But in order to dupe the local officials, the hackers needed access to an election software vendorā€™s internal systems to put together a convincing disguise. So on August 24, 2016, the Russian hackers sent spoofed emails purporting to be from Google to employees of an unnamed U.S. election software company, according to the NSA report. Although the document does not directly identify the company in question, it contains references to a product made by VR Systems, a Florida-based vendor of electronic voting services and equipment whose products are used in eight states.
The spear-phishing email contained a link directing the employees to a malicious, faux-Google website that would request their login credentials and then hand them over to the hackers. The NSA identified seven ā€œpotential victimsā€ at the company. While malicious emails targeting three of the potential victims were rejected by an email server, at least one of the employee accounts was likely compromised, the agency concluded. The NSA notes in its report that it is ā€œunknown whether the aforementioned spear-phishing deployment successfully compromised all the intended victims, and what potential data from the victim could have been exfiltrated.ā€


So instead of having Trump and his entire party removed, they gon throw home girl in jail and try to act like none of this happened.


Her name, Reality Winner, is ironic in this context.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                server: jesssssSS
 my2k
 reminder: this woman leaked proof that
 Russians hacked into voting machine
 software, and they put her in jail
 The Vancouver Sun@VancouverSun
 Why do millennials keep leaking government
 secrets? ebx.sh/2ragGeK
simonalkenmayer:

memor-somnis:

weavemama:


fuggles:

weavemama:

she should have been rewarded.

Y'all got sources?

yeah so more information about this woman who leaked important information pertaining russiaā€™s involvement in the election:Ā 
Her name is ā€œReality Leigh Winnerā€ and she was a NSA Contractor. She passed a top secret NSA document to a news source (an article from The Intercept) that contains information about a Russian cyber-attack with one voting machine DAYS before the 2016 presidential election. This is considered the most detailed piece of proof regarding Russiaā€™s interference with the elections to date.Ā 
Hereā€™s how the NSA document described how the Russians did the hacking:Ā 
ā€œAs described by the classified NSA report, the Russian plan was simple: pose as an e-voting vendor and trick local government employees into opening Microsoft Word documents invisibly tainted with potent malware that could give hackers full control over the infected computers.
But in order to dupe the local officials, the hackers needed access to an election software vendorā€™s internal systems to put together a convincing disguise. So on August 24, 2016, the Russian hackers sent spoofed emails purporting to be from Google to employees of an unnamed U.S. election software company, according to the NSA report. Although the document does not directly identify the company in question, it contains references to a product made by VR Systems, a Florida-based vendor of electronic voting services and equipment whose products are used in eight states.
The spear-phishing email contained a link directing the employees to a malicious, faux-Google website that would request their login credentials and then hand them over to the hackers. The NSA identified seven ā€œpotential victimsā€ at the company. While malicious emails targeting three of the potential victims were rejected by an email server, at least one of the employee accounts was likely compromised, the agency concluded. The NSA notes in its report that it is ā€œunknown whether the aforementioned spear-phishing deployment successfully compromised all the intended victims, and what potential data from the victim could have been exfiltrated.ā€


So instead of having Trump and his entire party removed, they gon throw home girl in jail and try to act like none of this happened.


Her name, Reality Winner, is ironic in this context.

                
            

            
            
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memor-somnis:

weavemama:


fuggles:

weavemama:

she should have been rewarded.

Y'all got sources?

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 Quick Access
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 A BudgeEntrySetupController.java
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    server: Trashmouth
 Your Mom >
 345,987 likes
 Trashmouth Wow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier
 news. My fiance here was a fan. I hope he doesn't
 take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe
 BevvieMarshHoly Shit, Rich
 SummerKid324 Plot Twist
 view all 12,243 comments
reddie-fucked-me-up:

Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch, and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight: Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobe.There was a huge ā€œ#CancelRichieTozierā€ party, of course. When isnā€™t there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval, a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account, and even a few fans spoke out, condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not ā€œknowing something was up with himā€.If you asked Richie, the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago, but hey. Who was he to judge?Now, normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal. Hell, heā€™d probably be right there along with his haters, insisting he have the most Extraā„¢ of cancellation parties. Unfortunately though, he happened to be sleeping when the ā€œreceiptsā€ surfaced. It wasnā€™t until he awoke, bleary eyed and exhausted, that he knew anything was amissā€” the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyone.Especially the five missed calls from his agent.ā€œOh fuck me,ā€ He groaned, falling back against the pillows once more. Eddie was right there, pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richieā€™s shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the light.If Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone, who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification, mind still rather numb from the early morning, but smiling nonetheless. I mean, how could he not, this shit was hilarious! Sure, he probably shouldā€™ve been calling his agent back, but instead he raised his phone in the air, snapping a quick shot of him and his fiancĆ© to sent to their friends.It was maybe the best picture heā€™d ever taken.Growing up in a town as close-minded as Derry, Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong. Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else (well, technically he was bisexual, but that was besides the point), and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirty.Eventually, they found a home in each other, but it had taken some time. They didnā€™t know how to allow themselves to be intimate, and there were a lot of stumbles. Just as there always is with your first love. Except, that ā€œfirst loveā€ was going to be their only love. Richie had made it official weeks ago. He liked it, and he finally, finally put a ring on it. He justā€¦ hadnā€™t gone public with it yet.Eddie didnā€™t mind. They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than theyā€™d care to admit. You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy. That kind of hardwiring took time to change.Wellā€¦ looking at this photoā€” at the way their bodies could just exist togetherā€” Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasnā€™t glitching. He just couldnā€™t get the math to work. Why would this ever be something he didnā€™t want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richieā€™s entire body, trusting him with thisā€¦ this precious thing he was. This thing that probably shouldā€™ve belonged to someone more deserving, but he gave to Richie.With one last tired smile at the photo, Richie decided to do what he does best:Not think.It was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie, but he managed fine enough, typing his official response to all the drama.ā€œWow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fiancĆ© here was a fan. I hope he doesnā€™t take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMeā€
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                server: Trashmouth
 Your Mom >
 345,987 likes
 Trashmouth Wow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier
 news. My fiance here was a fan. I hope he doesn't
 take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMe
 BevvieMarshHoly Shit, Rich
 SummerKid324 Plot Twist
 view all 12,243 comments
reddie-fucked-me-up:

Art by the beautiful @koryandr, who listened to my idea in our Reddie Discord Server, blessed my fucking seeing globes with THIS beautiful sketch, and inspired me to write a little more <3The news broke overnight: Old tweets expose comedian Richie Tozier as homophobe.There was a huge ā€œ#CancelRichieTozierā€ party, of course. When isnā€™t there? A small handful of celebrities sounded off about their disapproval, a bunch of old haters flooded his comment sections of every social media account, and even a few fans spoke out, condemning him for it and shaming themselves for not ā€œknowing something was up with himā€.If you asked Richie, the only thing they should be shaming themselves for was telling a cock sucker he was homophobic for joking about other cock suckers on the internet five years ago, but hey. Who was he to judge?Now, normally Richie would have loved to jump on the scandal. Hell, heā€™d probably be right there along with his haters, insisting he have the most Extraā„¢ of cancellation parties. Unfortunately though, he happened to be sleeping when the ā€œreceiptsā€ surfaced. It wasnā€™t until he awoke, bleary eyed and exhausted, that he knew anything was amissā€” the sheer amount of notifications on his phone being enough to scare anyone.Especially the five missed calls from his agent.ā€œOh fuck me,ā€ He groaned, falling back against the pillows once more. Eddie was right there, pushing back into his space and nuzzling his face into Richieā€™s shoulder in a lazy attempt to block out the light.If Richie took a moment or two to stare before turning his attention once more to the shit storm on his phone, who could blame him?He scrolled through notification after notification, mind still rather numb from the early morning, but smiling nonetheless. I mean, how could he not, this shit was hilarious! Sure, he probably shouldā€™ve been calling his agent back, but instead he raised his phone in the air, snapping a quick shot of him and his fiancĆ© to sent to their friends.It was maybe the best picture heā€™d ever taken.Growing up in a town as close-minded as Derry, Richie and Eddie were just a couple of the many who were raised to believe being gay was wrong. Richie grew up desperate to believe he was anything else (well, technically he was bisexual, but that was besides the point), and Eddie grew up believing he was inherently dirty.Eventually, they found a home in each other, but it had taken some time. They didnā€™t know how to allow themselves to be intimate, and there were a lot of stumbles. Just as there always is with your first love. Except, that ā€œfirst loveā€ was going to be their only love. Richie had made it official weeks ago. He liked it, and he finally, finally put a ring on it. He justā€¦ hadnā€™t gone public with it yet.Eddie didnā€™t mind. They were both still far more uncomfortable with public displays of affection than theyā€™d care to admit. You could be run out of an arcade is someone thought you were so much as flirting with a guy. That kind of hardwiring took time to change.Wellā€¦ looking at this photoā€” at the way their bodies could just exist togetherā€” Richie started to wonder if his hardwire wasnā€™t glitching. He just couldnā€™t get the math to work. Why would this ever be something he didnā€™t want to share? The way Eddie could just close his eyes and mold himself against Richieā€™s entire body, trusting him with thisā€¦ this precious thing he was. This thing that probably shouldā€™ve belonged to someone more deserving, but he gave to Richie.With one last tired smile at the photo, Richie decided to do what he does best:Not think.It was a little difficult typing with one shoulder pinned under Eddie, but he managed fine enough, typing his official response to all the drama.ā€œWow. Tough blow, this Richie Tozier news. My fiancĆ© here was a fan. I hope he doesnā€™t take it too hard #CancelRichieTozier #BlowMeā€
                
            

            
            
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    server: Too Horny But Horny For Cuddling
 @SeitanSlut
 Ah yes. Explore a restaurant while waiters carry around
 hot food and beverages. A safe environment for a child
 to go unaccompanied.
 Slate
 @Slate 7h
 SLATE
 Our waitress told him to sit down. I'm angry she didn't speak to me before
 disciplining my kid. slate.trib.al/koyzfB5
lazy-cat-corner:
giasesshoumaru:


This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. Itā€™s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and itā€™s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone elseā€™s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
ā€”Itā€™s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. Itā€™s hugely your fault. Of course itā€™s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. Itā€™s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to ā€œexploreā€ by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid ā€œexploringā€ a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasnā€™t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to ā€œstop running.ā€ You werenā€™t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a ā€œmedium-niceā€ restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonaldā€™s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.


And thatā€™s the tea! 
Itā€™s not complicated.
Your wine glass is on your right 
Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in
Watch your damn kids
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                server: Too Horny But Horny For Cuddling
 @SeitanSlut
 Ah yes. Explore a restaurant while waiters carry around
 hot food and beverages. A safe environment for a child
 to go unaccompanied.
 Slate
 @Slate 7h
 SLATE
 Our waitress told him to sit down. I'm angry she didn't speak to me before
 disciplining my kid. slate.trib.al/koyzfB5
lazy-cat-corner:
giasesshoumaru:


This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. Itā€™s awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and itā€™s hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone elseā€™s child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
ā€”Itā€™s Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. Itā€™s hugely your fault. Of course itā€™s hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. Itā€™s why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to ā€œexploreā€ by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid ā€œexploringā€ a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasnā€™t to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to ā€œstop running.ā€ You werenā€™t parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a ā€œmedium-niceā€ restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonaldā€™s. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.


And thatā€™s the tea! 
Itā€™s not complicated.
Your wine glass is on your right 
Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in
Watch your damn kids
And tip your fucking waiters! Periodt!!! 

                
            

            
            
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This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. Itā€™s awesome.
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 I'm still worthy!
when you leave the company that you have been working at for years but the ssh key for the main server still works
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                server: @comic facts_marvel d
 I'm still worthy!
when you leave the company that you have been working at for years but the ssh key for the main server still works
                
            

            
            
when you leave the company that you have been working at for years but the ssh key for the main server still works