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Adam Driver, Disney, and Empire: Quit acting due Nearly committed Endured a boycott to bullying for his suicide over backlash of the movies just role as Anakin to Jar-Jar Binks for being cast Deleted her Deleted her İnstagram account || Instagram account because making them due to harassmentdue to harassment wasn't fun anymore Sold his franchise I think this is why He's a whiny, selfish, And when he throws Kylo Ren is such an old schodl worshiping, tantrums, that's interesting villain angry cosplayer DISNEY sayjing... THIS IS YOU. <p><a href="https://emmaubler.tumblr.com/post/175646086819/libertarirynn-this-went-from-almost-making-a-good" class="tumblr_blog">emmaubler</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175645827869/this-went-from-almost-making-a-good-point-to" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This went from almost making a good point to complete cringe in .5 seconds</p></blockquote> <p>They were doing so well at first, calling attention to the idea that treating real people like shit because of what made-up people on the screen do is wrong.  And then they just couldn’t themselves.</p> <p>I mean, ignoring that Adam Driver gets the same shit as the others (including about his looks, so the last panels there are particularly nasty), the idea that a business who’s invested hundreds of millions of dollars in a movie franchise created the main villain just so they could shame the very fans from which they wish to recoup those hundreds of millions of dollars is so mind-numbingly stupid I think I may get a migraine.</p> </blockquote><p>Also Kylo’s whole motivation is literally “kill the past“. He’s not an “old-school worshipping cosplayer” maybe a little in the first movie but even then he wants to emulate his grandfather Strank’s, I don’t think he so much into the Sith v Jedi thing since the Empire has already been replaced and Jedi are pretty much not a thing anymore.</p>
Adam Driver, Disney, and Empire: Quit acting due
 Nearly committed Endured a boycott
 to bullying for his suicide over backlash of the movies just
 role as Anakin
 to Jar-Jar Binks
 for being cast
 Deleted her
 Deleted her
 İnstagram account || Instagram account because making them
 due to harassmentdue to harassment wasn't fun anymore
 Sold his franchise
 I think this is why He's a whiny, selfish, And when he throws
 Kylo Ren is such an old schodl worshiping, tantrums, that's
 interesting villain
 angry cosplayer DISNEY sayjing...
 THIS IS YOU.
<p><a href="https://emmaubler.tumblr.com/post/175646086819/libertarirynn-this-went-from-almost-making-a-good" class="tumblr_blog">emmaubler</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175645827869/this-went-from-almost-making-a-good-point-to" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>This went from almost making a good point to complete cringe in .5 seconds</p></blockquote>
<p>They were doing so well at first, calling attention to the idea that treating real people like shit because of what made-up people on the screen do is wrong.  And then they just couldn’t themselves.</p>
<p>I mean, ignoring that Adam Driver gets the same shit as the others (including about his looks, so the last panels there are particularly nasty), the idea that a business who’s invested hundreds of millions of dollars in a movie franchise created the main villain just so they could shame the very fans from which they wish to recoup those hundreds of millions of dollars is so mind-numbingly stupid I think I may get a migraine.</p>
</blockquote><p>Also Kylo’s whole motivation is literally “kill the past“. He’s not an “old-school worshipping cosplayer” maybe a little in the first movie but even then he wants to emulate his grandfather Strank’s, I don’t think he so much into the Sith v Jedi thing since the Empire has already been replaced and Jedi are pretty much not a thing anymore.</p>

<p><a href="https://emmaubler.tumblr.com/post/175646086819/libertarirynn-this-went-from-almost-making-a-good" class="tumblr_blog">emmaubler<...

Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 17:17 1 13 hrs I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a pending order of protection, we'll say is named Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw her. I immediately went home and scoured the internet to find out more information about her. I figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and engage her in conversation regarding them l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame how name tags don't include last names. All I had to go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most women are scared to give out their number to a stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy, but if someone asked you out on a date after looking you up and learning your phone number without you having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of that person since they already know your personal info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of thinking, anyway. After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to do something romantic that would build up to me asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let me text her without revealing my actual number. The app allowed me to change my number at will O Write a comment... GF) )> 7 17:17 1 3 app allowed me to change my number at will, essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was a good idea since she might think it's just one of her friends messing with her and block it right away. This would grant me the ability to remain a complete enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to stick to that. My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I sent her another text that said, "l can see you right now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had texted her over three hundred times in just a few days She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all messages contained text, some were just pictures of her that l took while she was at work to let her know that I was actually there Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to Michelle while she was at the counter and told her that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy! Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me O Write a comment... GF) )> 7 17:17 1 13 hrs while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me until police arrivedd The police said that the detainment was lawful, which meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The police also told me that she's filing for an order of protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's. Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her all the time is something to call the police over, then she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After spending some time thinking about it, I realized that he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that it's not you, it's them O Write a comment... GIF 7 The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism
Being Alone, Beautiful, and Creepy: 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 I often eat alone at a Wendy's that's just down the
 street from my house. A little less than a week ago, I
 noticed that they hired a new employee. She's a fair
 skinned woman who, for the sake of not violating a
 pending order of protection, we'll say is named
 Michelle. I was fond of her from the moment I first saw
 her. I immediately went home and scoured the
 internet to find out more information about her. I
 figured this way I'd be able to learn her interests and
 engage her in conversation regarding them
 l remember initially thinking to myself that it's a shame
 how name tags don't include last names. All I had to
 go on was her first name and location, yet thanks to
 Facebook's ability to search by city and state, I was
 able to find her after just a few hours. Once I did l
 realized I hit a goldmine; her phone number was
 visible to everyone, not just Facebook friends. Most
 women are scared to give out their number to a
 stranger because they don't think they're trustworthy,
 but if someone asked you out on a date after looking
 you up and learning your phone number without you
 having to tell them, you'd likely be far more trusting of
 that person since they already know your personal
 info. You'd have nothing to lose. That was my line of
 thinking, anyway.
 After obtaining her phone number I figured I'd try to
 do something romantic that would build up to me
 asking her out. I decided to use an app that would let
 me text her without revealing my actual number. The
 app allowed me to change my number at will
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 3
 app allowed me to change my number at will,
 essentially making it unblockable, which I thought was
 a good idea since she might think it's just one of her
 friends messing with her and block it right away. This
 would grant me the ability to remain a complete
 enigma to her. "Once a day," I told myself. "Only text
 her once a day so it isn't creepy." Sadly, I was far too
 excited at the prospect of having my first girlfriend to
 stick to that.
 My first text to her was simply, "l saw that picture of
 your graduation you posted. You're beautiful." Later
 that day while I was sitting in the Wendy's parking lot I
 sent her another text that said, "l can see you right
 now. One day you'll see me, too." Before I knew it I had
 texted her over three hundred times in just a few days
 She never once responded to any of them. Still, not all
 messages contained text, some were just pictures of
 her that l took while she was at work to let her know
 that I was actually there
 Some of you may have noticed that I wasn't online at
 all yesterday. There is good reason for that. Yesterday
 was the day that I met her in person and tried to ask
 her out. It didn't go as planned. I walked up to
 Michelle while she was at the counter and told her
 that I'm her admirer. Her cheerful expression changed
 as she suddenly started shouting, "This is the guy!
 Marco, this is the guy!" Marco is her manager. He
 jumped from behind the counter and grabbed me
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 O
 Write a comment...
 GF) )>
 7

 17:17 1
 13 hrs
 while instructing her to call the police. I bit his arm
 hard enough to draw blood, but he did not release me
 until police arrivedd
 The police said that the detainment was lawful, which
 meant that I was to be charged with battery for biting
 the manager in addition to stalking. This amounts to
 almost $500 in fines. Thankfully, father told me he'd
 take care of it since I'm currently unemployed. The
 police also told me that she's filing for an order of
 protection, so l can't return to that specific Wendy's.
 Father told me to keep my chin up and to remember
 that some women just aren't worth it. He said that If
 she thinks having a guy flatter her and think about her
 all the time is something to call the police over, then
 she must be "one of those nutty feminists." After
 spending some time thinking about it, I realized that
 he's right. Sometimes you just have to remind yourself
 that it's not you, it's them
 O
 Write a comment...
 GIF
 7
The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

The creepiest Neckbeard I've seen in a long time, him and his dad blame rejection on feminism

Children, Lol, and Tumblr: Shame on you! There are children here! <p><a href="http://awesomesthesia.tumblr.com/post/173737824638/lol" class="tumblr_blog">awesomesthesia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Lol</p></blockquote>
Children, Lol, and Tumblr: Shame on you!
 There are children
 here!
<p><a href="http://awesomesthesia.tumblr.com/post/173737824638/lol" class="tumblr_blog">awesomesthesia</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Lol</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://awesomesthesia.tumblr.com/post/173737824638/lol" class="tumblr_blog">awesomesthesia</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Lol</p></blo...

Be Like, Dad, and Hype: <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/173561261572/aaliyah-appollonia-theoriginalpanamajack" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://aaliyah-appollonia.tumblr.com/post/173325929430" class="tumblr_blog">aaliyah-appollonia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theoriginalpanamajack.tumblr.com/post/173325870607/theblackmanonthemoon-me-as-a-father" class="tumblr_blog">theoriginalpanamajack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theblackmanonthemoon.tumblr.com/post/173325833338/me-as-a-father" class="tumblr_blog">theblackmanonthemoon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Me as a father 😂</p></blockquote> <p>😂😂😂</p> </blockquote> <p>Lmaooo he does this often! You can tell.</p> </blockquote> <p>No shame in the game. Super hype supportive dad be like.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1479"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4145362697856e0fea880046534cae16/tumblr_inline_p86ifgB3aA1sp5650_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1479"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="194" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4d4f7cb7fb762f2a00dc8826867da7aa/tumblr_inline_p86pc8Y21o1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="194" data-orig-width="750"/></figure><p>Tumblr would you mind shutting the fuck up for like 3.5 seconds?</p>
Be Like, Dad, and Hype: <p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/173561261572/aaliyah-appollonia-theoriginalpanamajack" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://aaliyah-appollonia.tumblr.com/post/173325929430" class="tumblr_blog">aaliyah-appollonia</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://theoriginalpanamajack.tumblr.com/post/173325870607/theblackmanonthemoon-me-as-a-father" class="tumblr_blog">theoriginalpanamajack</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://theblackmanonthemoon.tumblr.com/post/173325833338/me-as-a-father" class="tumblr_blog">theblackmanonthemoon</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Me as a father 😂</p></blockquote>

<p>😂😂😂</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Lmaooo he does this often! You can tell.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>No shame in the game. Super hype supportive dad be like.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1479"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4145362697856e0fea880046534cae16/tumblr_inline_p86ifgB3aA1sp5650_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1479"/></figure></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="194" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4d4f7cb7fb762f2a00dc8826867da7aa/tumblr_inline_p86pc8Y21o1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="194" data-orig-width="750"/></figure><p>Tumblr would you mind shutting the fuck up for like 3.5 seconds?</p>

<p><a href="http://lastsonlost.tumblr.com/post/173561261572/aaliyah-appollonia-theoriginalpanamajack" class="tumblr_blog">lastsonlost</a>:</...

Anaconda, Dude, and Facts: Terry Grosz was a fish and game warden that caught illegal fishers by waiting in the Eel river in a wetsuit and reeled himself in when the fisherman cast out their lines After writing citations and confiscating their fishing rods, he went back into the river and swam away. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com <p><a href="http://do-you-have-a-flag.tumblr.com/post/167112441404/hoseph-christiansen-theawesomeadventurer" class="tumblr_blog">do-you-have-a-flag</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://hoseph-christiansen.tumblr.com/post/167091044850/theawesomeadventurer-ultrafacts-source-x" class="tumblr_blog">hoseph-christiansen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theawesomeadventurer.tumblr.com/post/167043605298/ultrafacts-source-x-follow-ultrafacts-for" class="tumblr_blog">theawesomeadventurer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ultrafactsblog.com/post/167031409963/source-x-follow-ultrafacts-for-more-facts" class="tumblr_blog">ultrafacts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b><a href="https://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/580/transcript">Source: [x]</a></b></p> <h2><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/follow/ultrafacts">Follow <b>Ultrafacts</b> for more facts!</a></h2> </blockquote> <p>okay but this is a power move above any other</p> </blockquote> <p>It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“</p> <p>At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.</p> <p>This man is a legend.</p> </blockquote> <p>warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind</p> </blockquote>
Anaconda, Dude, and Facts: Terry Grosz was a fish and game warden
 that caught illegal fishers by waiting in the
 Eel river in a wetsuit and reeled himself in
 when the fisherman cast out their lines
 After writing citations and confiscating
 their fishing rods, he went back into the
 river and swam away.
 Ultrafacts.tumblr.com
<p><a href="http://do-you-have-a-flag.tumblr.com/post/167112441404/hoseph-christiansen-theawesomeadventurer" class="tumblr_blog">do-you-have-a-flag</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hoseph-christiansen.tumblr.com/post/167091044850/theawesomeadventurer-ultrafacts-source-x" class="tumblr_blog">hoseph-christiansen</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://theawesomeadventurer.tumblr.com/post/167043605298/ultrafacts-source-x-follow-ultrafacts-for" class="tumblr_blog">theawesomeadventurer</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://ultrafactsblog.com/post/167031409963/source-x-follow-ultrafacts-for-more-facts" class="tumblr_blog">ultrafacts</a>:</p>
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<p><b><a href="https://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/580/transcript">Source: [x]</a></b></p>
<h2><a href="https://www.tumblr.com/follow/ultrafacts">Follow <b>Ultrafacts</b> for more facts!</a></h2>
</blockquote>

<p>okay but this is a power move above any other</p>
</blockquote>
<p>It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“</p>
<p>At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.</p>
<p>This man is a legend.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind</p>
</blockquote>

<p><a href="http://do-you-have-a-flag.tumblr.com/post/167112441404/hoseph-christiansen-theawesomeadventurer" class="tumblr_blog">do-you-have...

Assassination, Bitch, and Cars: When a dignitary complained to President Theodore Roosevelt about Alice Roosevelt (his daughter) smoking on top of the White House, Roosevelt replied, "l can be can control Alice. I cannot possibly do both." Ultrafacts.tumblr.com <p><a href="https://lornagonigall.tumblr.com/post/172731993075/gortys-and-loaderbot-themauveroom" class="tumblr_blog">lornagonigall</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://gortys-and-loaderbot.tumblr.com/post/172722688177/themauveroom-distractedbyshinyobjects" class="tumblr_blog">gortys-and-loaderbot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://themauveroom.com/post/126061716051/distractedbyshinyobjects-mewjounouchi" class="tumblr_blog">themauveroom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://distractedbyshinyobjects.tumblr.com/post/125910374913">distractedbyshinyobjects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mewjounouchi.tumblr.com/post/107289650150">mewjounouchi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://khoshekh-yourself.tumblr.com/post/100377132737">khoshekh-yourself</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catsuitmonarchy.tumblr.com/post/97024694779">catsuitmonarchy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://optimysticals.tumblr.com/post/97022954813">optimysticals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vancity604778kid.tumblr.com/post/96954514788">vancity604778kid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/post/90809645826">ultrafacts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="post_content clearfix"> <div class="post_content_inner clearfix"> <div class="post_body"> <p><a href="http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Theodore_Roosevelt">Source</a> <strong>Click <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">HERE</a> to Follow the <a href="http://ultrafacts.tumblr.com/">Ultrafacts</a> Blog!</strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. </p> <p><figure data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1175b098b7bd4fa11b6cf8b3c8100b20/tumblr_inline_p7g7x4M0Q11rw09tq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="257" data-orig-width="196" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f2357cd13b243a07825c07ae592087/tumblr_nbkle5rE3j1smkbx3o1_250.jpg"/></figure></p> </blockquote> <p>So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?</p> </blockquote> <p>Well I have a new hero.</p> </blockquote> <p><span>Her whole wikipedia article is gold</span></p> <p><span></span><span>“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”</span></p> <p><span>“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“</span></p> <p>“<span>During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”</span></p> <p><span>“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”</span></p> <p>“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”</p> <p>“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”</p> <p>“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”</p> <p>“<span>To Senator </span><span></span><span>Joseph McCarthy,</span><span> who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-29"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth#cite_note-29"><br/></a></sup></p> </blockquote> <p>I love this woman.</p> </blockquote> <p>WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.</p> </blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d9045dc8669c78427e2b603dd16c6d4/tumblr_inline_nsoy2saeqq1r8eehr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"/></figure><p>This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” </p> <p>She is my absolute favorite. </p> </blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/m21SIElX9sOL2ZOMwlFWvXw">@lornagonigall</a></p> </blockquote> <p>My idol and an icon she is</p> </blockquote> <p>It completely stands to reason that Teddy Roosevelt would have a mouthy badass as a daughter.</p>
Assassination, Bitch, and Cars: When a dignitary complained to
 President Theodore Roosevelt about
 Alice Roosevelt (his daughter)
 smoking on top of the White House,
 Roosevelt replied, "l can be
 can control Alice. I cannot possibly
 do both."
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<p>ALICE ROOSEVELT WAS HARDCORE. “She was known as a rule-breaker in an era when women were under great pressure to conform. The American public noticed many of her exploits. She smoked cigarettes in public, swore at officials, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach (Emily as in her spinster aunt and Spinach for its green color) in the White House, and was seen placing bets with a bookie. </p>
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<p>So what I’m reading here is, she was a Roosevelt?</p>
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<p>Well I have a new hero.</p>
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<p><span>Her whole wikipedia article is gold</span></p>
<p><span></span><span>“When her father was governor of New York, he and his wife proposed that Alice attend a conservative school for girls in New York City. Pulling out all the stops, Alice wrote, ‘If you send me I will humiliate you. I will do something that will shame you. I tell you I will.’”</span></p>
<p><span>“Her father took office in 1901 following the assassination of President William McKinley, Jr. in Buffalo (an event that she greeted with “sheer rapture.”)“</span></p>
<p>“<span>During the cruise to Japan, Alice jumped into the ship’s pool fully clothed, and coaxed a congressman to join her in the water. (Years later Bobby Kennedy would chide her about the incident, saying it was outrageous for the time, to which the by-then-octogenarian Alice replied that it would only have been outrageous had she removed her clothes.”</span></p>
<p><span>“She was dressed in a blue wedding dress and dramatically cut the wedding cake with a sword (borrowed from a military aide attending the reception)”</span></p>
<p>“When it came time for the Roosevelt family to move out of the White House, Alice buried a Voodoo doll of the new First Lady, Nellie Taft, in the front yard.”</p>
<p>“Later, the Taft White House banned her from her former residence—the first but not the last administration to do so. During Woodrow Wilson’s administration (from which she was banned in 1916 for a bawdy joke at Wilson’s expense)…”</p>
<p>“As an example of her attitudes on race, in 1965 her African-American chauffeur and one of her best friends, Turner, was driving Alice to an appointment. During the trip, he pulled out in front of a taxi, and the driver got out and demanded to know of him, “What do you think you’re doing, you black bastard?” Turner took the insult calmly, but Alice did not and told the taxi driver, “He’s taking me to my destination, you white son of a bitch!”</p>
<p>“<span>To Senator </span><span></span><span>Joseph McCarthy,</span><span> who had jokingly remarked at a party “Here’s my blind date. I am going to call you Alice”, she sarcastically said “Senator McCarthy, you are not going to call me Alice. The trashman and the policeman on my block call me Alice, but you may not.”</span><sup class="reference" id="cite_ref-29"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Roosevelt_Longworth#cite_note-29"><br/></a></sup></p>
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<p>I love this woman.</p>
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<p>WOMEN WHO NEED FUCKEN MOVIES.</p>
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<figure data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9d9045dc8669c78427e2b603dd16c6d4/tumblr_inline_nsoy2saeqq1r8eehr_540.jpg" data-orig-height="262" data-orig-width="192"/></figure><p>This is Alice as an older lady. The pillow says “If you can’t say something good about someone, sit right here by me.” </p>
<p>She is my absolute favorite. </p>
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<p>My idol and an icon she is</p>
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<p>It completely stands to reason that Teddy Roosevelt would have a mouthy badass as a daughter.</p>

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