Me: "I'm over his bitch ass.." friend: girl, you sure? Me: mhmmm he ain't shit *phone buzzes* Me:
Of course not I would never do anything that would put the health of my friends in danger why would someone make such a fucked up meme. That...
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REAL G SHIT BRUH (not real G shit actually. I wore a turtleneck, khakis and loafers every day until I was like 13, I looked like a rich powe...
(Artist: @artbymoga) me: *speaks arabic in public*. White™: uhm...sweaty :))) youre in ~England~ :) so you speak ~English~ :)))). Me: ..... ...
Who wrote this about me
Man.... if only shit like this happened in real life....a girl can dream right?! shepost♻♻ via @hey.shelly
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Although it may be your freedom to do so, you really are an absolute peace of shit that needs to be eradicated from our society to another c...
Me: these edibles ain't shit. 20 minutes later
Way too windy outside. The weather is looking to lift me off my feet like Mary Poppins or some shit StormDoris
Bro, we get it.
I LOVE THIS
Oh shit hello. | For more @aranjevi
If I could fall into the sky...
they're not actually the meaning but they have the similar meaning ,, just to clarify that a lil bit - onepiece anime animememes animeedit a...
I was just joking. 😂 (@tank.sinatra)
Haha on fleek and such @friendofbae
0 to 100 real quick hoe
So my lil homegirl texted me about this clown who drove her home after her birthday party and wanted a Nobel Prize for not trying to get an ...
laffy taffy hittin you with that deep shit
Me: I'm so petty I need to cut that shit out Someone: quit being so petty Me:
Feeling very emotional, and doing a lot of self reflecting. This has become a Wednesday ritual for me
Y'all I am super bored
On God @genuineguy
I'm watching whiplash
Fastest foul ball fetcher on Earth 🔥. . . . Time Me Flash Pinch Runner Baseball Softball Ballplayer Problems MLB SpringTraining NCAA Season ...
we had to run 1.6 miles today and i could've gotten a better time but at the last 15 meters or so my lung busted or some shit and it felt li...
omg this is so smooth :~)) @nuggeret
I'm 4'11 kind of emo
Lmaooo when your girlfriend don't play that shit 😂💀
"you're like 5ft, you wont do shit"
life is fucking weird and sometimes i think about shit too long and i'm just like yo what the fuck is even going on
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