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shower: Just a shower thought
shower: Just a shower thought

Just a shower thought

shower: Shower time = best time
shower: Shower time = best time

Shower time = best time

shower: Just be glad the shower wasn’t set to xtreme
shower: Just be glad the shower wasn’t set to xtreme

Just be glad the shower wasn’t set to xtreme

shower: shower thoughts 101
shower: shower thoughts 101

shower thoughts 101

shower: Tinder related shower thought. Shoutout to u/Not_A_Robot!
shower: Tinder related shower thought. Shoutout to u/Not_A_Robot!

Tinder related shower thought. Shoutout to u/Not_A_Robot!

shower: rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed. “I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.” “I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.” Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on. In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix. Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful. “I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.” “There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.” Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time. “It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.” While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower. “I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.” “I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added. At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.
shower: rubitrightintomyeyes:

theonion:

Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine
SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full extent of its purpose as well as its overall benefit, local man Jacob Ferris, 25, nonetheless surmised today that the oblong rock located in girlfriend Sarah Milstein’s shower caddy must somehow factor into her bathing routine, sources confirmed.
“I guess at some point while she’s showering, she rubs a rock on her body,” said Ferris, expressing what he claimed was “the only possible conclusion” about the light-gray rock in his girlfriend’s bathroom. “I mean, it looks sort of nice, so she could just have it there for decoration or something. But it’s usually right near all the other soaps and her loofah, so I think it’s probably something she actually uses while under the water.”
“I really don’t know how it all works,” Ferris added. “All I know is that in between Sarah getting into the shower and getting out, there’s a rock involved.”
Ferris, who said he was unable to determine exactly when in the showering process the rock first comes into play, told reporters he is equally clueless about what part of the body the rock is used on.
In addition, Ferris said he occasionally inspects the roughly 3-ounce object when he’s in Milstein’s shower, and told reporters that the rock is nearly always wet and is occasionally moved to slightly different spots within the bathtub, leading him to believe that his girlfriend uses it fairly regularly. He also noted his girlfriend’s bathing time never seems particularly longer than the average person’s considering she has added a rock into the mix.
Ferris added that all attempts to incorporate the rock into his own shower routine have ultimately been unsuccessful.
“I tried rubbing it on my skin once, and it hurt,” Ferris said, concluding that pouring soap and water directly onto the rock neither made it softer nor easier on his skin. “I could maybe see how it could get some dirt off of your body, but it seems too painful to work. Her skin usually looks nice though, so maybe I’m wrong.”
“There is a chance it could be a hair thing,” Ferris continued. “Maybe she rubs the rock in her hair? I don’t know.”
Ferris confirmed he has considered numerous reasons for why his girlfriend uses the rock in the shower, including that she has some type of skin condition, that the rock is some sort of weird tradition her family has, or that everyone uses rocks in the shower and he has been out of the loop the entire time.
“It could be for cleaning the bathtub,” said Ferris, adding he once suspected the rock was a device for making the bathroom smell nice, but then noticed it had no discernible smell whatsoever. “Like every few weekends she scrubs the tub with this rock? I guess I could see Sarah doing that.”
While Ferris said he is mostly certain that the rock was initially purchased at a home goods store of some kind, he was not able to completely rule out the possibility it was just a rock that his girlfriend found on the ground and decided to put in her shower.
“I wonder if I should put a rock in my shower for when she’s over here,” said Ferris, who said he once tried to locate a rock at a Bed Bath & Beyond, but left after not wanting to walk up to a sales clerk and ask them where they kept their “shower rocks.” “Or I could just tell her to leave a rock at my place if she wants.”
“I’m probably not going to do that,” Ferris added.
At press time, a visibly perplexed Ferris had seen the rock sitting in Milstein’s trashcan and then looked in the shower to see another rock sitting in its place.

rubitrightintomyeyes: theonion: Rock Apparently Factors Into Girlfriend’s Shower Routine SEATTLE—Saying he was confused about the full...

shower: Slipped on the shower and my ass hurts.
shower: Slipped on the shower and my ass hurts.

Slipped on the shower and my ass hurts.

shower: Shower Thoughts
shower: Shower Thoughts

Shower Thoughts

shower: Things I do in the shower
shower: Things I do in the shower

Things I do in the shower

shower: Just Shower Thoughts
shower: Just Shower Thoughts

Just Shower Thoughts

shower: Me in the shower thinking water is coming out my fingers
shower: Me in the shower thinking water is coming out my fingers

Me in the shower thinking water is coming out my fingers

shower: awwcutepets:I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.
shower: awwcutepets:I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.

awwcutepets:I came out of the bathroom in a shower cap so she didn’t know who I was.

shower: slumberinggirl: givemethefrenchfries: joeinct: Shower Fall, From Struggle to Right Oneself, Photo by Kerry Skarbakka, 2005 He fuckin dead Me after using too many bath oils
shower: slumberinggirl:

givemethefrenchfries:

joeinct:

Shower Fall, From Struggle to Right Oneself, Photo by Kerry Skarbakka, 2005




He fuckin dead


Me after using too many bath oils

slumberinggirl: givemethefrenchfries: joeinct: Shower Fall, From Struggle to Right Oneself, Photo by Kerry Skarbakka, 2005 He fuck...

shower: Shower Thoughts by Conn_Y MORE MEMES
shower: Shower Thoughts by Conn_Y
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Shower Thoughts by Conn_Y MORE MEMES

shower: shower thoughts peaked
shower: shower thoughts peaked

shower thoughts peaked

shower: shower thoughts peaked by tenpercentofshaggy MORE MEMES
shower: shower thoughts peaked by tenpercentofshaggy
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shower thoughts peaked by tenpercentofshaggy MORE MEMES

shower: orionfightsforearth:Inspired by this post
shower: orionfightsforearth:Inspired by this post

orionfightsforearth:Inspired by this post

shower: masochist-incarnate: ray-winters-sings: watercolor-gryphon: Mens shampoo turns woman to stone Mens sunscreen catapults women into the sun womens shower rocks make men bleed
shower: masochist-incarnate:
ray-winters-sings:

watercolor-gryphon:

Mens shampoo turns woman to stone

Mens sunscreen catapults women into the sun

womens shower rocks make men bleed

masochist-incarnate: ray-winters-sings: watercolor-gryphon: Mens shampoo turns woman to stone Mens sunscreen catapults women into the...

shower: I have to go to a baby shower and the grandma-to-be is making everyone send her a baby picture. Here’s mine.
shower: I have to go to a baby shower and the grandma-to-be is making everyone send her a baby picture. Here’s mine.

I have to go to a baby shower and the grandma-to-be is making everyone send her a baby picture. Here’s mine.

shower: He’s in serious need of a cold shower.
shower: He’s in serious need of a cold shower.

He’s in serious need of a cold shower.

shower: He’s in serious need of a cold shower.
shower: He’s in serious need of a cold shower.

He’s in serious need of a cold shower.

shower: epicjohndoe: More Brilliant Shower Thoughts
shower: epicjohndoe:

More Brilliant Shower Thoughts

epicjohndoe: More Brilliant Shower Thoughts

shower: Came out of my shower to find this
shower: Came out of my shower to find this

Came out of my shower to find this

shower: Came out of my shower to find this
shower: Came out of my shower to find this

Came out of my shower to find this

shower: 22 Rain Quotes To Shower You With Inspiration #rainquotes #quotes #sayingimages
shower: 22 Rain Quotes To Shower You With Inspiration #rainquotes #quotes #sayingimages

22 Rain Quotes To Shower You With Inspiration #rainquotes #quotes #sayingimages

shower: 22 Rain Quotes To Shower You With Inspiration #rainquotes #quotes #sayingimages
shower: 22 Rain Quotes To Shower You With Inspiration #rainquotes #quotes #sayingimages

22 Rain Quotes To Shower You With Inspiration #rainquotes #quotes #sayingimages

shower: 22 Rain Quotes To Shower You With Inspiration #rainquotes #quotes #sayingimages
shower: 22 Rain Quotes To Shower You With Inspiration #rainquotes #quotes #sayingimages

22 Rain Quotes To Shower You With Inspiration #rainquotes #quotes #sayingimages

shower: The real shower thought
shower: The real shower thought

The real shower thought

shower: It do be like that in the shower
shower: It do be like that in the shower

It do be like that in the shower

shower: It do be like that in the shower by Illyasvielian MORE MEMES
shower: It do be like that in the shower by Illyasvielian
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It do be like that in the shower by Illyasvielian MORE MEMES

shower: My shower routine
shower: My shower routine

My shower routine

shower: My shower routine by GlipGlopKing28 MORE MEMES
shower: My shower routine by GlipGlopKing28
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My shower routine by GlipGlopKing28 MORE MEMES