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Family, Tumblr, and Yeah: can you imagine how hot we all would have seemed like 600 years ago Philip the Handsome <p><a href="https://takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights.tumblr.com/post/174314554982/melonmemes-srsly-tho-i-was-looking-at-this-post" class="tumblr_blog">takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/174255608965/srsly-tho" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Srsly tho</p></blockquote> <p>I was looking at this post again, and I was like, “That man has the Hapsburg jaw. I just know it.”</p> <p>So I looked him up and</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e4014ba6d474b16b0a8a5cca796f044/tumblr_inline_p9dzurY7SE1r99xgo_500.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/></figure><p>I’ll be damned if I didn’t recognize the most prominent birth defect from the incestuous Habsburg family.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="847"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ac9abc152d3f4858a4d749beaef82271/tumblr_inline_p9epal1ctZ1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="847"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="480"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6d03cf053e98fd46207ae577fdd3519/tumblr_inline_p9epamuoAB1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="480"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="326" data-orig-width="468"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9db0be74729b88e209922c412b2d3df4/tumblr_inline_p9epamwwVA1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="326" data-orig-width="468"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="599" data-orig-width="459"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4e3fe78b1eb251ebcbd99963bd36c11e/tumblr_inline_p9epamCl1O1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="599" data-orig-width="459"/></figure><p>The sad thing is he *is* almost kind of normal looking compared to his relatives. And think about it, a Royal Portrait supposed to make you look as good as possible, so they probably looked even worse in reality. Yeah&hellip; the moral here is don’t fuck your cousins and siblings, kids.</p>
Family, Tumblr, and Yeah: can you imagine how hot we all would
 have seemed like 600 years ago
 Philip the Handsome
<p><a href="https://takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights.tumblr.com/post/174314554982/melonmemes-srsly-tho-i-was-looking-at-this-post" class="tumblr_blog">takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/174255608965/srsly-tho" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Srsly tho</p></blockquote>

<p>I was looking at this post again, and I was like, “That man has the Hapsburg jaw. I just know it.”</p>
<p>So I looked him up and</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e4014ba6d474b16b0a8a5cca796f044/tumblr_inline_p9dzurY7SE1r99xgo_500.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/></figure><p>I’ll be damned if I didn’t recognize the most prominent birth defect from the incestuous Habsburg family.</p>
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<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="847"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ac9abc152d3f4858a4d749beaef82271/tumblr_inline_p9epal1ctZ1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="847"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="480"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6d03cf053e98fd46207ae577fdd3519/tumblr_inline_p9epamuoAB1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="480"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="326" data-orig-width="468"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9db0be74729b88e209922c412b2d3df4/tumblr_inline_p9epamwwVA1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="326" data-orig-width="468"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="599" data-orig-width="459"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4e3fe78b1eb251ebcbd99963bd36c11e/tumblr_inline_p9epamCl1O1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="599" data-orig-width="459"/></figure><p>The sad thing is he *is* almost kind of normal looking compared to his relatives. And think about it, a Royal Portrait supposed to make you look as good as possible, so they probably looked even worse in reality. Yeah&hellip; the moral here is don’t fuck your cousins and siblings, kids.</p>

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