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Since That: SEND ME 2 CHARACTERS AND CHOOSE A POSE BELOW 2 3 neko-niki.deviantart.com Ineko-niki.tumbir.com <p><span><a href="http://neko-niki.tumblr.com/post/157923533792" target="_blank"><g class="gr_ gr_3 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling ins-del multiReplace" id="3" data-gr-id="3">neko</g>-<g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling ins-del multiReplace" id="4" data-gr-id="4">niki</g></a></span>:</p><blockquote><p>I decided to make my own pose meme since I already finished the last one and I still want to draw more~ ^^</p> <p>And as much as I love romantic scenes, I thought it would be great to include poses that would work well with characters who are friends or those who don’t get along at all. </p> <p>For those who want to try this out as well, please remember to just use the poses as references and not to trace/draw over them since that would be cheating! Obviously. lol</p> <p>[edit]<br/>Guys, there’s no need to ask permission to do this! If you want to try, you’re free to do so as long as you <b>credit me for the poses</b>.<br/>If I didn’t want others to use this meme, I wouldn’t have put a reminder at the last part. <br/><br/>Also, you may use the poses as a reference for commissions as long as you don’t trace/draw over them. <br/>Again, these are references and <b>not</b> bases. </p> <p><span><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=http%3A%2F%2Fneko-niki.deviantart.com%2Fjournal%2FCommissions-OPEN-236333407&amp;t=MTliYmIyMGMwMTg1ZjgyZDYyNTU2YWU2YTI0M2FlOTQ4NDJlMDAwNiw2alFaalVTbA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3Ah6oC_npkM788TobTpsBS0g&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fexpression-memes.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F165646687919%2Fneko-niki-i-decided-to-make-my-own-couple-meme&amp;m=0" target="_blank">Commission Info</a></span> | <span><a href="http://neko-niki.tumblr.com/faq" target="_blank">FAQ</a></span> | <span><a href="http://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fnekoniki_&amp;t=YWU1ZTQyOGRjZGM4M2UyZjNlNDRkOTczODk4NjBkNWVlNDBjMmY5NCw2alFaalVTbA%3D%3D&amp;b=t%3Ah6oC_npkM788TobTpsBS0g&amp;p=https%3A%2F%2Fexpression-memes.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F165646687919%2Fneko-niki-i-decided-to-make-my-own-couple-meme&amp;m=0" target="_blank">Twitter</a></span><br/></p></blockquote><p style=""><br/></p>
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<p><span><a href="http://neko-niki.tumblr.com/post/157923533792" target="_blank"><g class="gr_ gr_3 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling ins-del multiReplace" id="3" data-gr-id="3">neko</g>-<g class="gr_ gr_4 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling ins-del multiReplace" id="4" data-gr-id="4">niki</g></a></span>:</p><blockquote><p>I decided to make my own pose meme since I already finished the last one and I still want to draw more~ ^^</p>
<p>And as much as I love romantic scenes, I thought it would be great to include poses that would work well with characters who are friends or those who don’t get along at all. </p>
<p>For those who want to try this out as well, please remember to just use the poses as references and not to trace/draw over them since that would be cheating! Obviously. lol</p>
<p>[edit]<br/>Guys, there’s no need to ask permission to do this! If you want to try, you’re free to do so as long as you <b>credit me for the poses</b>.<br/>If I didn’t want others to use this meme, I wouldn’t have put a reminder at the last part. <br/><br/>Also, you may use the poses as a reference for commissions as long as you don’t trace/draw over them. <br/>Again, these are references and <b>not</b> bases. </p>
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Since That: deltamajora: direstrider: miss-serket: lulanight: japhers: maniacalcat: going-foresightseeing: necrophilliacdave: xeshirem: vomitingelephantseal: funimationentertainment: timesnewromano: alpha-starr: dersekingdom: wingedaradia: skyebyrd: wingedaradia: timesnewromano: is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know its john jake’s glasses are slightly different brit they look exactly the same what r u on on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs. I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom. yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out ROSE OR ROXY??? i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck It’s Roxy, I think. Rose:  Roxy: above: gonna piss on a brick that’s what. it’s roxy rose’s face is wider lol Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom. Dave with pointy shades or Dirk??? Dave with pointy shades. The left part of your image should have a little black line if it were dirk, since that part is supposed to encompass his hair, as well :3 …as you can see the boundaries of your image file has dotted lines ^u^ Here’s dave’s for comparison : Glasses free Jane or Jade? @lulanight It’s Jane The red is Jane and the blue is Jade There’s really a very small difference but it’s there Jane’s face fits over the image perfectly Dad Egbert or Dad Crocker @robotspaghetti
Since That: deltamajora:
direstrider:

miss-serket:

lulanight:

japhers:

maniacalcat:

going-foresightseeing:

necrophilliacdave:

xeshirem:

vomitingelephantseal:

funimationentertainment:

timesnewromano:

alpha-starr:

dersekingdom:

wingedaradia:

skyebyrd:

wingedaradia:

timesnewromano:

is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know

its john
jake’s glasses are slightly different


brit they look exactly the same
what r u on


on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s
jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there

everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs.

I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom.

yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out

ROSE OR ROXY???

i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck

It’s Roxy, I think.
Rose: 

Roxy:

above:


gonna piss on a brick that’s what.


it’s roxy
rose’s face is wider lol

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom.


Dave with pointy shades or Dirk???

Dave with pointy shades. The left part of your image should have a little black line if it were dirk, since that part is supposed to encompass his hair, as well :3

…as you can see the boundaries of your image file has dotted lines ^u^

Here’s dave’s for comparison :

Glasses free Jane or Jade?

@lulanight
It’s Jane
The red is Jane and the blue is Jade
There’s really a very small difference but it’s there
Jane’s face fits over the image perfectly

Dad Egbert or Dad Crocker


@robotspaghetti

deltamajora: direstrider: miss-serket: lulanight: japhers: maniacalcat: going-foresightseeing: necrophilliacdave: xeshirem: vomit...

Since That: I do not understand this male privilege builshit What Fucking. Privleges. Do Men. Have.?27777 Name them.I swear, I challenge you to name these male privileges" and be able to prove them. Come on, I tucking dare you them! Oh boy well, as a man. I'll te you my male privilege 1. My odds of being hired for a job, when competing against female applicants, are probably skewed in my favor The more prestigious the job, the larger the odds are skewed I can be confident in the fact that my co-workers won't think that I was hired/promoted because of my sex- despite the fact that it's 2 true. 3, If I ever am promoted when a woman of my peers is better suited 4. If i ever fail at my job or career, it won't be seen as a blacklist 5I am tar less likely to face sexual harassment than my female peers. for the job, it is because of my sex. against 6. If i do the same task as a woman, and if the measurement is at all 7. 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Such n exist, but are rarer. 42 In general, I am under much less pressure to be thin than my female counterparts are. If I am over-weight, I probably suffer fewer social and economic consequences for being fat than over-weight 43. If I am heterosexual, it's incredibly unlikely that I'll ever be beaten 44. Complete strangers generally do not walk up to me on the street 45 Sexual harassment on the street virtually never happens to me. I up by a spouse or lover and tell me to "smile." do not need to plot my movements through public space in order to avoid being sexually harassed, or to mitigate sexual 46. On average, I am not interrupted by women as often as women are interru 47. On average, I will have the privilege of not knowing about my male And lastly, I am taken as a more credible feminist than my female peers, despite the fact that the feminist movement is not liberating to my sex THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU BE A MALE FEMINIST 297,700 notes Male Privilege
Since That: I do not understand this male privilege builshit
 What Fucking. Privleges. Do Men. Have.?27777
 Name them.I swear, I challenge you to name these male privileges" and be
 able to prove them.
 Come on, I tucking dare you
 them!
 Oh boy well, as a man. I'll te
 you my male privilege
 1. My odds of being hired for a job, when competing against female
 applicants, are probably skewed in my favor The more prestigious
 the job, the larger the odds are skewed
 I can be confident in the fact that my co-workers won't think that I
 was hired/promoted because of my sex- despite the fact that it's
 2
 true.
 3, If I ever am promoted when a woman of my peers is better suited
 4. If i ever fail at my job or career, it won't be seen as a blacklist
 5I am tar less likely to face sexual harassment than my female peers.
 for the job, it is because of my sex.
 against
 6. If i do the same task as a woman, and if the measurement is at all
 7. If I am a teen or an adult, and I stay out of prison, my odds of
 8
 subjective, chances are people will think I did a better job
 low
 On average, I'm taught that walking alone after dark by myself is
 less than dangerous than it is for my female peers,
 9 IfI choose not to have children, my masculinity will not be
 10. It i do have children but i do not provide primary care for them, my
 11. If I have children and I do care for them, I'll be praised even if my
 12. IfI have children and a career, no one will think I'm selfish for not
 13. If I seek political office, my relationship with my children or who
 masculinity will not be questioned.
 deem to take care of them will more often not be scrutinized by the
 press.
 14. My elected representatives are mostly people of my own sex. The
 more prestigious the position, the more this is true
 15. When I seek out "the person in charge", it is likely that they will be
 someone of my own sex. The higher the position, the more oftern
 16. As a child, chances are I am encouraged to be more active and
 17. As a child, I could choose from an almost infinite variety of
 children's media featuring positive, active, non-stereotyped heroes
 of my own sex. I never had to look for it; male protagonists were
 18. As a child, chances are I got more teacher attention than giris who
 raised their hands just as often.
 19. If my day, week or year is going badly, I need not ask of each
 negative episode or situation whether or not it has sexist
 overtones. (Nobody's going to ask if I'm upset because I'm
 20 I ean turn on the television or glance at the front page of the
 newspaper and see peopie of my own sex widely represented.
 21. It I'm careless with my financial atfairs it won't be attributed to my
 22. If I'm careless with my driving it won't be attributed to my sex.
 23. I can speak in public to a large group without putting my sex on
 trial
 24. Even if I sleep with a lot of women, there is little to no chance that I
 will be seriously labeled a "slut." nor is there any male counterpart
 25
 I do not have to worry about the message my wardrobe sends
 26 My clothing is typically less expensive and better-constructed
 than women's clothing for the same social status. While I have
 fewer options, my clothes will probably fit better than a woman's
 27. The grooming regimen expected of me is relatively cheap and
 28 It buy a new car, chances are I'll be offered a better price than a
 woman buying the same car. The same goes for other expensive
 29 If 'm not conventionaly attractive, the disadvantages are relatively
 30 I can be loud with no fear of being called a shrew. I can be
 31. I can ask for legal protection from violence that happens mostly to
 small and easy to ignore
 aggressive with no fear of being called a bitch.
 men without being seen as a selfish special interest, since that
 kind of violence is called crime and is a general social concen.
 (Molence that happens mosty to women is usually called
 "domestic violence" or “acquaintance rape," and is seen as a
 32
 I can be contident that the ordinary language of day-to-day
 existence wil always include my sex. “All men are created equal,"
 mailman, chairman, freshman, he
 33. My ability to make important decisions and my capability in
 general will never be questioned depending on what time of the
 34. I will never be expected to change my name upon marriage or
 35. The decision to hire me will not be based on assumptions about
 36 Every major religion in the world is led primarily by people of my
 37. Most major religions argue that I should be the head of my
 questioned if I don't change my name.
 whether or not I might choose to have a family sometime soon.
 own sex. Even God, in most major religions, is pictured as male
 household, while my wite and children should be subservient to
 38 It I have a wite or live-in girifriend, chances are we'll divide up
 household chores so that she does most of the labor, and in
 asks
 39. If I have children with my girlfriend or wife, I can expect her to do
 most of the basic childcare such as changing diapers and feeding.
 40. If I have children with my wife or girlfriend, and it turns out that
 one of us needs to make career sacrifices to raise the kids,
 chances are we'll both assume the career sacrificed should be
 hers.
 41, Assuming Iam heterosexual, magazines, billboards, television,
 movies, pomography, and virtualily all of media is filled with
 images of scantily-clad women intended to appeal to me sexually.
 Such
 n exist, but are rarer.
 42 In general, I am under much less pressure to be thin than my
 female counterparts are. If I am over-weight, I probably suffer fewer
 social and economic consequences for being fat than over-weight
 43. If I am heterosexual, it's incredibly unlikely that I'll ever be beaten
 44. Complete strangers generally do not walk up to me on the street
 45 Sexual harassment on the street virtually never happens to me. I
 up by a spouse or lover
 and tell me to "smile."
 do not need to plot my movements through public space in order
 to avoid being sexually harassed, or to mitigate sexual
 46. On average, I am not interrupted by women as often as women are
 interru
 47. On average, I will have the privilege of not knowing about my male
 And lastly, I am taken as a more credible feminist than my female peers,
 despite the fact that the feminist movement is not liberating to my sex
 THIS. THIS IS HOW YOU BE A MALE FEMINIST
 297,700 notes
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Since That: 1.The entry point is lower down thant expected those things should
 2l thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines.
 T hada basic idea of what a vagina looked like from sex ed in the
 eventh grede whenl touched my first one in freshmanyear, it wes
 ecereszing. The texture, dampness, and heat made me freakout
 because I thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her
 intestines I ws reaching ino her jeans to finger her, so ddnt see
 what was going on. But yeah, freaked me out a bit.
 3.
 was like my finger fellinto a perfectly warm fluffy dollop of
 My surprise has been ever since and it amazes me to this day First
 time inat third base, we were young, super turned-on and both
 fairly virginaLI have never since that day felt any lady bits that were
 that saft end moist. It was like my finger felinto a perfectly warm
 flufly dolop at whipped cream. Ah, to be 14 again Thoroughly
 amazing that now, 26 years and heaps of experience later it is one of
 my most vivid semual memories. On that note, scuse me I gotta go
 presented with Looked Ike a busted leather sofa, stuffed with bacon
 5, it was like working back at the fish farm spawn tanks all over
 Thankfully lstıll had a ber of licorice soap Seriousy, it gets vagoo off
 6 MOI ST
 " . It was, hot day,绅魂felt like Singapore in there.
 .That the term "being wet is so inaccurate. Simy would be more
 legs, like a man's bals Like she was carryinga purse round down
 2. That she didn't have a dick was my cousin, we were tiny. I'd not
 seen a girl naked before, I figured everyone had one. Kinda freaked
 out. It got worse, though In the couple months afterwards Isaw 2
 other girls naked. By this point I was starting to notice a pattern I've
 seen 4 people naked, and rm the only one with this floppy stuff in
 front of my legs. Clearly I must have a defect. Sal went crying ta my
 grandpa about how I needed to see a doctor to get rld of
 1O. How wet vaginas could get, like I thought it was just mostly
 interior lubricant but turre out girls can just get soeking wet..
 11. How fast the female vagina can get from zero to wet
 12. Some women Le, the first one I was with, produce quite a bit of
 wetness, and it can get thick and white and gunky (which is no big
 14. That even though most women dont look ike Penthouse or
 Hustler models, the typical vegina is just as gorgeous end mégical as
 17. The taste and smel. Not bad or anything, just the scent of it
 when aroused was so dMerent from my own body or even hers in
 1& Haw long the smell would stick to your hancdk, face,ete... My first
 19 How strong they can clench Jesus didnt think I was gonna get
 saltytangy on the tipof the tongue?) and the smell made me go
 into myupper lp and fingers Il'd just be sitting at work with a hard
 on cuz I smelled pussy all day....All those years of watching porndid
 21. How far round/under/down the actual entrance to a vag is. And
 the grip. idn't expect her to be able to grip like she had another
 22. That the cie is NOT hard to find at all It's right there. Right at the
 top. Big oe small it's in the same location Press that little button &
 it's like hitting GO on a roller coaster. I have no lidea why the claim of
 The clit is hard to find'or "the clit is a mych'is so rampat
 23 I remember thinking a vagina was just an immoble tunnel. I was
 and squeeze.I was even more surprised once when Iwas with a girl
 and hee vagina baskally GRABBED my dick in sath a way that during
 those couple seconds I dont thinkI would be able to pull out
 without pain. Which brings a question I've atways wanted to ask
 girls: When the vagina squeezes, is this a coescious thing or is the
 24. I was so surprised by the lablia. I remember making my move
 when we were leying on a secluded beach (15-year-old idea of
 romancel. And l intemally treaked out when my hand felt al these
 welrd skin folds Luckilyl kept my shit together, she suggested wego
 backtoher house where it's more private,I spern that walk back
 trying to figure out what the hell the flapping thing was that Ifelt
 and penicking over where the damn hole was going to be
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Since That: ioeo telph0nes by Dan Lloyd By courtesy of the Post Office LMOST a hundred country are also experimenting years ago, in January, with the viewphone system, and 1876, eight words were expect some 5 million subscri- spoken into the very first bers by the end of the century. telephone by Alexander Post Office scientists visualise a Graham Bell. They were: national network linking not only "Mr Watson, please come business users but also home here. I want you." Seconds subscribers to local communi- later his breathless assistant cations centres providing a burst in and cried:"Icould hear you. It works variety of educational services Subscribers would be equip- Since that historical message, telecommunications have under gone enormous developments. Spacemen on the Moon can talk to Mission H.Q. on Earth, for example-something Jules Verne never even dreamed o ped with a two-way viewphone instrument comprising a viewer, camera and loudspeaker system, and a separate unit incorporat- ing a microphone and control panel giving access to the local communications centre - The telephone itself has been transformed from a cumbersome looking instrument into a tiny Users could be provided with a small card bearing a personal code, and by inserting this card gadget that can fit into the breast in a slot in the control panel, any "viewphone". Pushbuttons desired service could be obtain- ed simply by keying-up the required numerals on the touch buttons. For example, by press- ABOVE: The Post Office to do some remote-control shop act, in the f re it will be unnecessary to leave the house to order the groceries or obtain one's bank statement. The business uses of the view- phone system are immense, for BELOW: The "picturephone" not only will it enable top execu- system of Bell Telephone tives to save time, but also docu- ments, letters and diagrams could be transmitted by placing photosensitive paper in contact with ultra-violet radiations emit- This makes it possible for policemen, firemen and building-site workers to keep in touch with their control centres. allow a sound-and-picture call, or sound only. po Now the "viewphone" is on the ing certain buttons the user could tune in to a television channel, a library, an information channel, a bank, or the local supermarket way. This is a system that enables telephone talkers to see as well as hear each other. Several major cities in the U.S.A and Japan have already installed experimental viewphone, or "picturephone", systems, and they have been a great success Company of America. ted by the emit The only snag to making eye- ball contact with a telephone caller, of course, is that the phone might ring when the recipient is in bed, or in the bath ted by the receiving viewer. among business executives. Instead of having to attend conferences and make long busi- ness trips, they have simply talked to each other "face to face" on the viewphone. In one instance a model building was shown on the screen and execu- tives approved its design with- out having to go and see the or in the middle of shaving. And it's the boss at the other end perhaps the best thing to do would be to disconnect the camera and say it's out of order. It's bad enough having a spy in the sky without having one in the demonstration. G.P.O. engineers in this bedroom, too! Countdown at 23 scifiseries: Video Telephones / 1971 / “in the future it will be unnecessary to leave the house to order the groceries or to obtain one’s bank statement.”
Since That: ioeo
 telph0nes
 by Dan Lloyd
 By courtesy of the Post Office
 LMOST a hundred country are also experimenting
 years ago, in January, with the viewphone system, and
 1876, eight words were expect some 5 million subscri-
 spoken into the very first bers by the end of the century.
 telephone by Alexander Post Office scientists visualise a
 Graham Bell. They were: national network linking not only
 "Mr Watson, please come business users but also home
 here. I want you." Seconds subscribers to local communi-
 later his breathless assistant cations centres providing a
 burst in and cried:"Icould
 hear you. It works
 variety of educational services
 Subscribers would be equip-
 Since that historical message,
 telecommunications have under
 gone enormous developments.
 Spacemen on the Moon can talk
 to Mission H.Q. on Earth, for
 example-something Jules Verne
 never even dreamed o
 ped with a two-way viewphone
 instrument comprising a viewer,
 camera and loudspeaker system,
 and a separate unit incorporat-
 ing a microphone and control
 panel giving access to the local
 communications centre
 -
 The telephone itself has been
 transformed from a cumbersome
 looking instrument into a tiny
 Users could be provided with a
 small card bearing a personal
 code, and by inserting this card
 gadget that can fit into the breast in a slot in the control panel, any "viewphone". Pushbuttons
 desired service could be obtain-
 ed simply by keying-up the
 required numerals on the touch
 buttons. For example, by press-
 ABOVE: The Post Office
 to do some remote-control shop
 act, in the f
 re it will
 be unnecessary to leave the
 house to order the groceries or
 obtain one's bank statement.
 The business uses of the view-
 phone system are immense, for
 BELOW: The "picturephone" not only will it enable top execu-
 system of Bell Telephone tives to save time, but also docu-
 ments, letters and diagrams
 could be transmitted by placing
 photosensitive paper in contact
 with ultra-violet radiations emit-
 This makes it possible
 for policemen, firemen and
 building-site workers to keep in
 touch with their control centres.
 allow a sound-and-picture call,
 or sound only.
 po
 Now the "viewphone" is on the
 ing certain buttons the user could
 tune in to a television channel, a
 library, an information channel,
 a bank, or the local supermarket
 way. This is a system that
 enables telephone talkers to see
 as well as hear each other.
 Several major cities in the U.S.A
 and Japan have already installed
 experimental viewphone, or
 "picturephone", systems, and
 they have been a great success
 Company of America.
 ted by the emit
 The only snag to making eye-
 ball contact with a telephone
 caller, of course, is that the
 phone might ring when the
 recipient is in bed, or in the bath
 ted by the receiving viewer.
 among business executives.
 Instead of having to attend
 conferences and make long busi-
 ness trips, they have simply
 talked to each other "face to
 face" on the viewphone. In one
 instance a model building was
 shown on the screen and execu-
 tives approved its design with-
 out having to go and see the
 or in the middle of shaving. And
 it's the boss at the other end
 perhaps the best thing to do
 would be to disconnect the
 camera and say it's out of order.
 It's bad enough having a spy in
 the sky without having one in the
 demonstration.
 G.P.O. engineers in this
 bedroom, too!
 Countdown at
 23
scifiseries:

Video Telephones / 1971 / “in the future it will be unnecessary to leave the house to order the groceries or to obtain one’s bank statement.”

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Since That: oo U.S. Cellular
 10:38 AM
 o 100%
 acutelesbian
 A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is
 or what scares me most. And I know they expect
 an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or
 people dressed like animals, but how do I tell
 them that when I was 17 I tooka class called
 Relationships For Life and I learned that most
 people fall out of love for the same reasons they
 fell in it. That their lover's once endearing
 stubbornness has now become refusal to
 compromise and their one track mind is now
 immaturity and their bad habits that you once
 adored is now money down the drain. Their
 spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible
 and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy,
 just another distraction in your busy life.
 Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought
 that I can become ugly to someone who once
 thought all the stars were in my eyes.
 fat-thin-skinny
 this fucks me up every single time
 acutelesbian
 I never expected this to be my most popular
 poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was
 extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I
 oo U.S. Cellular
 10:38 AM
 0 100%
 I never expected this to be my most popular
 poem out of the hundreds I've written. I was
 extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I
 left out the most beautiful part of that class.
 After my teacher introduced us to this theory,
 she asked us, "is love a feeling? Or is it a
 choice?" We were all a bunch of teenagers.
 Naturally we said it was a feeling. She said that if
 we clung to that belief, we'd never have a lasting
 relationship of any sort.
 She made us interview a dozen adults who were
 or had been married and we asked them about
 their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed.
 At the end, I asked every single person if love
 was an emotion or a choice.
 Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a
 conscious commitment. It was something you
 choose to make work every day with a person
 who has chosen the same thing. They all said
 that at one point in their marriage, the "feeling of
 love" had vanished or faded and they weren't
 happy. They said feelings are always changing
 and you cannot build something that will last on
 such a shaky foundation.
 The married ones said that when things were
 bad, they chose to open the communication,
 chose to identify what broke and how to fix it,
 oo U.S. Cellular
 o 100%
 10:38 AM
 bad, they chose to open the communication,
 chose to identify what broke and how to fix it,
 and chose to recreate something worth falling in
 love with.
 The divorced ones said they chose to walk away.
 Ever since that class, since that project, I never
 looked at relationships the same way. I
 understood why arranged marriages were
 successful. I discovered the difference in
 feelings and commitments. I've never gone for
 the person who makes my heart flutter or my
 head spin. I've chosen the people who were
 committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding
 something to adore even on the ugliest days.
 I no longer fear the day someone who swore I
 was their universe can no longer see the stars in
 my eyes as long as they still choose to look until
 they find them again.
 fr3ight-train
 This is so fucking important and I think it's
 something I needed right now
 Since you've been gone Source: acutelesbian
 1,226,982 notes
 Uber Humor 2013, stt no tlying cars Instead, bankets with sleeves
Always remember to be insightful on tumblr

Always remember to be insightful on tumblr

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Since That: Woman Sues Atlantis Hotel After She Found Hundreds of Bedbugs In Room @balleralert Woman Sues Atlantis Hotel After She Found Hundreds of Bedbugs In Room -blogged by @BenitaShae ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Florida woman has filed a lawsuit against the AtlantisHotel after she claims she found hundreds of bedbugs in her hotel room. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Miami native Cindi Avila, was on vacation at the Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas last January when she says she discovered the infestation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "One morning I woke up and I noticed I had some bites on my body, within a minute," Avila told Inside Edition "I then saw a bug jumping on the bed and I smashed it. All of sudden my body was just popping out with bites everywhere. It was immediately very painful, very itchy." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Avila said she inspected the room herself, and her jaw immediately hit the floor. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I could not believe my eyes. I pulled up the mattress and there were hundreds of bedbugs. I knew this had probably been there for months and this bed skirt had never been changed," Avila said. "I think that's what I was most stunned about...and how many other people did this happen to? How many other people is it going to happen to?" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Avila claims that the hotel didn't seem to care but later refund her the money for her stay. The hotel offered Avila to help with her medical bills, but she wouldn't accept it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "The resort offered to reimburse Ms. Avila for any medical bills resulting from her experience, which she declined. Since that time, Ms. Avila has repeatedly, and through three different attorneys, attempted to extract a large financial settlement from the resort and threatened intimidation in the media if her financial demands were not met," their statement said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only one word describes this, YUCK!
Since That: Woman Sues Atlantis Hotel After
 She Found Hundreds of Bedbugs
 In Room
 @balleralert
Woman Sues Atlantis Hotel After She Found Hundreds of Bedbugs In Room -blogged by @BenitaShae ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Florida woman has filed a lawsuit against the AtlantisHotel after she claims she found hundreds of bedbugs in her hotel room. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Miami native Cindi Avila, was on vacation at the Atlantis on Paradise Island in the Bahamas last January when she says she discovered the infestation. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "One morning I woke up and I noticed I had some bites on my body, within a minute," Avila told Inside Edition "I then saw a bug jumping on the bed and I smashed it. All of sudden my body was just popping out with bites everywhere. It was immediately very painful, very itchy." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Avila said she inspected the room herself, and her jaw immediately hit the floor. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "I could not believe my eyes. I pulled up the mattress and there were hundreds of bedbugs. I knew this had probably been there for months and this bed skirt had never been changed," Avila said. "I think that's what I was most stunned about...and how many other people did this happen to? How many other people is it going to happen to?" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Avila claims that the hotel didn't seem to care but later refund her the money for her stay. The hotel offered Avila to help with her medical bills, but she wouldn't accept it. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ "The resort offered to reimburse Ms. Avila for any medical bills resulting from her experience, which she declined. Since that time, Ms. Avila has repeatedly, and through three different attorneys, attempted to extract a large financial settlement from the resort and threatened intimidation in the media if her financial demands were not met," their statement said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Only one word describes this, YUCK!

Woman Sues Atlantis Hotel After She Found Hundreds of Bedbugs In Room -blogged by @BenitaShae ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A Florida woman has fil...