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Apparently, Bitch, and Moms: ruby-white-rabbit There's a turtle in my yard laying eggs This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me and vamoose I'm not ready to be a single mom I know shit about reptiles I had to put a stick next to the nest because she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the primo spot to give birth Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny under my city girl care I'm googling turtles right now, I sent photos to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently she's a box turtle? 70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH?? iplemons You a mom now Text from stepmom "watch out for foxes, cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They'll eat the eggs so chase them off ruby-white-rabbit mrswinterbarnes Name her Sharron, she sounds like she doesn't care about her kids @mrswinterbarnes you're not wrong. When I came back from closing the barn doors she was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles were supposed to be slow I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not even a goodbye?? I don't think Box turtles return to their nest either, so until they hatch and dig out YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA DAMN IT SHARRON First that bird makes its nursery in my bike basket on our porch and now this Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny?? UPDATE SHES BACK NEVERMIND ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE That's two deadbeat turtle moms dropping their spawn on me ladystud Call this one Susan blad-the-inhaler You're like a really ticked-off nature witch who never signed up for this animal empath shit I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's only midnight" to "omg it's already midnight" #lawnmowerpeople
Apparently, Bitch, and Moms: ruby-white-rabbit
 There's a turtle in my yard laying eggs
 This bitch really gonna dump her kids on me
 and vamoose
 I'm not ready to be a single mom
 I know shit about reptiles
 I had to put a stick next to the nest because
 she decided the MIDDLE of our yard was the
 primo spot to give birth
 Mowing is gonna be interesting this summer
 Meet the mother leaving her wildlife progeny
 under my city girl care
 I'm googling turtles right now, I sent photos
 to my southern stepmom for help. Apparently
 she's a box turtle?
 70 DAYS UNTIL THEY HATCH??
 iplemons
 You a mom now
 Text from stepmom "watch out for foxes,
 cranes, raccoons, and snakes. They'll eat the
 eggs so chase them off
 ruby-white-rabbit
 mrswinterbarnes
 Name her Sharron, she sounds like
 she doesn't care about her kids
 @mrswinterbarnes you're not wrong. When I
 came back from closing the barn doors she
 was gone. Nowhere in sight. I thought turtles
 were supposed to be slow
 I was gone maybe ten minutes so first off, not
 even a goodbye??
 I don't think Box turtles return to their nest
 either, so until they hatch and dig out
 YOU GONNA BE A MOMMA
 DAMN IT SHARRON
 First that bird makes its nursery in my bike
 basket on our porch and now this
 Why am I becoming a wildlife nanny??
 UPDATE
 SHES BACK
 NEVERMIND
 ITS A DIFFERENT TURTLE
 That's two deadbeat turtle moms dropping
 their spawn on me
 ladystud
 Call this one Susan
 blad-the-inhaler
 You're like a really ticked-off nature witch who
 never signed up for this animal empath shit
I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's only midnight" to "omg it's already midnight" #lawnmowerpeople

I'm trying to figure out when "oh, it's only midnight" to "omg it's already midnight" #lawnmowerpeople

DeMarcus Cousins, Family, and Girls: Sister& Brother-in-Law Granddaughter Grandson & Wife And Husband Same Sex Anniversary Two Good People Anniversary Your Love Is a Anniversary Parents Two Dads For Son His Partner 25th-Son on-in For My te For My Two Wonderful r& Husband Dads So GNS to choose from Daughter &Son-in-Lav ase from ? 2 DesiGNS to choose from Son-in-Law AND rent fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!
DeMarcus Cousins, Family, and Girls: Sister& Brother-in-Law
 Granddaughter
 Grandson & Wife
 And Husband
 Same Sex
 Anniversary
 Two Good People
 Anniversary
 Your Love Is a
 Anniversary
 Parents Two Dads
 For Son His Partner
 25th-Son
 on-in
 For My
 te
 For My Two Wonderful
 r& Husband
 Dads
 So
 GNS to choose from
 Daughter &Son-in-Lav
 ase from ?
 2 DesiGNS to choose from
 Son-in-Law
 AND
 rent
fine-i-give-in:
hadrian-the-scholar:

prolbems:

skipthisvoid:
This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile.

I NEED THIS OMG

Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME.
I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this! 
Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!  
This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target. 
BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME. 
See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY. 
I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY. 
Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards! 
BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP.
BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US.
Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!! 
You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO. 
You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES. 
You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN??? 
DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS. 
FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS.
NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT. 

See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!

fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my d...

DeMarcus Cousins, Family, and Girls: Sister& Brother-in-Law Granddaughter Grandson & Wife And Husband Same Sex Anniversary Two Good People Anniversary Your Love Is a Anniversary Parents Two Dads For Son His Partner 25th-Son on-in For My te For My Two Wonderful r& Husband Dads So GNS to choose from Daughter &Son-in-Lav ase from ? 2 DesiGNS to choose from Son-in-Law AND rent fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile. I NEED THIS OMG Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME. I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this!  Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!   This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target.  BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME.  See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY.  I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY.  Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards!  BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP. BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US. Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!!  You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.  You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES.  You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN???  DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS.  FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS. NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT.  See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!
DeMarcus Cousins, Family, and Girls: Sister& Brother-in-Law
 Granddaughter
 Grandson & Wife
 And Husband
 Same Sex
 Anniversary
 Two Good People
 Anniversary
 Your Love Is a
 Anniversary
 Parents Two Dads
 For Son His Partner
 25th-Son
 on-in
 For My
 te
 For My Two Wonderful
 r& Husband
 Dads
 So
 GNS to choose from
 Daughter &Son-in-Lav
 ase from ?
 2 DesiGNS to choose from
 Son-in-Law
 AND
 rent
fine-i-give-in:
hadrian-the-scholar:

prolbems:

skipthisvoid:
This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my day. We still have a long way to go but these little things make me smile.

I NEED THIS OMG

Whoa there! This is an area I am WEIRDLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT. You want to know where to buy them? LET ME RECOMMEND YOU SOME.
I work at a greeting card shop, a mom-and-pop (but really single mom shop) kind of place and I have to add to this! 
Companies have just started to make wedding cards featuring same-sex couples in the last two years. This year for the first time a major distributor made same sex Valentines Day cards! I was over the moon!  
This is from Papyrus! They are a great card company that you can get at loads of stores like Target. 
BUT THEIR WEDDING ONES ARE BRAND NEW AND AWESOME. 
See that matching set of ties? That was our best selling wedding card about four to six months after marriage equality became legal in our state! Do you know how many nervous old women I had to help pick out a same-sex card? LIKE SO MANY. 
I had a man in his 90′s who was super nervous even ask me (quote), “I don’t mean to be offensive I just don’t know the word for a girl who likes girls and I don’t know what card to get my great niece.” And I was like, “The word is lesbian, you aren’t being at all offensive, and this card here will be perfect.” BEST DAY OF MY WORKING LIFE OKAY. 
Meri-Meri cards also have great same sex cards!! The Mr. and Mr. banner is also one of our best selling wedding cards! 
BUT HOLD THE FUCK UP.
BECAUSE LET’S TALK ABOUT ANOTHER CUSTOM CARD SHOP LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM US.
Ladyfingers Letterpress!! Run by a woke as fuck lesbian couple!! 
You want a card for a transgender family member? FUCK YEAH YOU DO. 
You want a polygamous/bisexual inclusive card? HELL YES. 
You want to remind your family that you are the GAY COUSIN??? 
DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO ANY GENDER? ANY SEXUALITY? STILL QUESTIONING? LOOK AT THIS. 
FUCK YEAH INCLUSIVE GREETING CARDS.
NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND THEM AND WHAT COMPANIES TO SUPPORT. 

See, we hate ads, but shit like this, where people get excited over things we would actually be interested in? 34,000 notes. I love our generation. Thank you for the info!

fine-i-give-in: hadrian-the-scholar: prolbems: skipthisvoid: This is such a small step but seeing it in the store today honestly made my d...