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Sitting On My Face: $42% 14:45 Anna Today 12:10 I haven't seen you in forever Have you been visiting your fellow angels up in Heaven? Ps. Always wanted to use this as a text opener Are you my wallet? Because l want to fill you up Ps. I just had nothing to respond with so I saw my empty wallet. Today 13:00o Do you like vegetables, Because i like you from head tomatoesb At least something is empty Are you a salad, because l'd stay away from you until there was some meat in you Let's do some math. Add bed subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply My tongue hasn't been to the gym in a while, mind sitting on my face and letting my tongue work out? Do you want to do 68? go down on you, and you owe you Are you my TV because i need to beat you to make you work Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause l can see myself in your pants! Let's recreate our parents lives I act like I love you, I get you pregnant and then go move to the middle East under a different identity Oh that would be lovely. When and where? They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body Want to fight? I'd like to request a handicap, my tongue isn't strong enough to fight your tongue, How about I fight your clit? Today 14:02 Did your license get suspended for driving all these tinder girls crazy? I think you should bulk up a bit,I can offer some of my protein to you Today 14:41 Would you f*ck a stranger? No? Then let me introduce myself, my name is Anna I also require a phone number before I fuck someone, consider that my engagement proposal Sent Type a message.... GIF The pick up line show down of 2019
Sitting On My Face: $42%
 14:45
 Anna
 Today 12:10
 I haven't seen you in forever
 Have you been visiting your
 fellow angels up in Heaven?
 Ps. Always wanted to use this
 as a text opener
 Are you my wallet? Because l
 want to fill you up
 Ps. I just had nothing to respond
 with so I saw my empty wallet.
 Today 13:00o
 Do you like vegetables,
 Because i like you from head
 tomatoesb
 At least something is empty
 Are you a salad, because l'd stay
 away from you until there was
 some meat in you
 Let's do some math. Add bed
 subtract clothes, divide legs,
 and multiply
 My tongue hasn't been to the
 gym in a while, mind sitting on
 my face and letting my tongue
 work out?
 Do you want to do 68? go
 down on you, and you owe you
 Are you my TV because i need
 to beat you to make you work
 Is that a mirror in your pocket?
 Cause l can see myself in your
 pants!
 Let's recreate our parents lives
 I act like I love you, I get you
 pregnant and then go move to
 the middle East under a different
 identity
 Oh that would be lovely. When
 and where?
 They say your tongue is the
 strongest muscle in your body
 Want to fight?
 I'd like to request a handicap,
 my tongue isn't strong enough
 to fight your tongue, How about
 I fight your clit?
 Today 14:02
 Did your license get
 suspended for driving all these
 tinder girls crazy?
 I think you should bulk up a bit,I
 can offer some of my protein to
 you
 Today 14:41
 Would you f*ck a stranger? No?
 Then let me introduce myself,
 my name is Anna
 I also require a phone number
 before I fuck someone, consider
 that my engagement proposal
 Sent
 Type a message....
 GIF
The pick up line show down of 2019

The pick up line show down of 2019

Sitting On My Face: "lana sit on my face bitch tweeting "lana sit on my face" -follow @thatcommonwhitegirl for the newest and funniest posts! @thatcommonwhitegirl-
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"lana sit on my face" -follow @thatcommonwhitegirl for the newest and funniest posts! @thatcommonwhitegirl-

"lana sit on my face" -follow @thatcommonwhitegirl for the newest and funniest posts! @thatcommonwhitegirl-

Sitting On My Face: The l dance on every nigga at the party" starter pack SI i know summer is coming up but i need to warn you niggas the way Trunks did to Goku before the Android and Cell saga began. If you attend any unholy function and a girl is wearing this particular Thot-fit just run. I'm in my bro Corys basement for his birthday party. I ainโ€™t gonna lie skinny girls give you the best twerks. Their small waist is crucial in having the ultimate control of ass to wee wee ratio & especially if she got leggings on too? You might as well be dry humping. Cory was poor Af. There was no strobe lights so we had someone flicker the lights on - off. I couldnโ€™t get a good look at this one girl but she was tooting her shit out and i needed her to pop lock & drop that ass on me. she dancing on me when "drop it drop it low girlโ€ comes on. Behind Juvenileโ€™s - back that ass up this is one of the best twerk songs of all time. she dropping it so low she got a big nigga crouching to the ground like I was playing limbo. My Derrick Rose kneeโ€™s couldnโ€™t handle all my weight so i layed on the ground drained from energy. She took all my Life points. shawty fell back and sat right on my face. Real talk her crotch smelt like it needed a prayer and antibiotics..my nose is big so i could smell the countless amount of niqqas who ran through her like track and field plus all that sweat? That was a recipe for disaster. I wanted a girl to sit on my face but not like that. i had to lay their and say a prayer to meet my savior. Cory told me he had to take me off with a stretcher. My homies carried me home the way PallBearers do at funerals. Since then i havenโ€™t danced on a girl with leggings. Burger King chicken fries are finally back. By @genuineguy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @genuineguy @genuineguy for more! ๐Ÿ’€
Sitting On My Face: The l dance on every nigga at
 the party" starter pack
 SI
i know summer is coming up but i need to warn you niggas the way Trunks did to Goku before the Android and Cell saga began. If you attend any unholy function and a girl is wearing this particular Thot-fit just run. I'm in my bro Corys basement for his birthday party. I ainโ€™t gonna lie skinny girls give you the best twerks. Their small waist is crucial in having the ultimate control of ass to wee wee ratio & especially if she got leggings on too? You might as well be dry humping. Cory was poor Af. There was no strobe lights so we had someone flicker the lights on - off. I couldnโ€™t get a good look at this one girl but she was tooting her shit out and i needed her to pop lock & drop that ass on me. she dancing on me when "drop it drop it low girlโ€ comes on. Behind Juvenileโ€™s - back that ass up this is one of the best twerk songs of all time. she dropping it so low she got a big nigga crouching to the ground like I was playing limbo. My Derrick Rose kneeโ€™s couldnโ€™t handle all my weight so i layed on the ground drained from energy. She took all my Life points. shawty fell back and sat right on my face. Real talk her crotch smelt like it needed a prayer and antibiotics..my nose is big so i could smell the countless amount of niqqas who ran through her like track and field plus all that sweat? That was a recipe for disaster. I wanted a girl to sit on my face but not like that. i had to lay their and say a prayer to meet my savior. Cory told me he had to take me off with a stretcher. My homies carried me home the way PallBearers do at funerals. Since then i havenโ€™t danced on a girl with leggings. Burger King chicken fries are finally back. By @genuineguy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @genuineguy @genuineguy for more! ๐Ÿ’€

i know summer is coming up but i need to warn you niggas the way Trunks did to Goku before the Android and Cell saga began. If you attend...