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Books, Dad, and God: l AT&T LTE 6:30 PM * 64% K- <Messages Tea TEAM I erikap Team 10 sex slave theyarehandsom 0 29K Reads ★ 143 Votes :-45 Parts Read #61-chanceandanthony | See all rankings Summary Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her monm because her dad died when she was three.Her mom is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there house.When the rent is do her mother panics and makes a deal with some boys. Mature Content C All Rights Reserved <p><a href="https://image-transcribing-bot.tumblr.com/post/175966254700/anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore" class="tumblr_blog">image-transcribing-bot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore.tumblr.com/post/175965928876/kittyinhighheels-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">anti-sjm-cassandraclare-andmore</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://kittyinhighheels.tumblr.com/post/175965858439/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">kittyinhighheels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/175965187600/libertarirynn-the-people-on-wattpad-are-not" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/175964849864/the-people-on-wattpad-are-not-well" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The people on Wattpad are not well</p></blockquote> <p>No matter how much I pray, God does not answer</p> </blockquote> <p>Can you believe that a bunch of books that were published came from wattpad</p> <p>Also look at 1D and Justin Bieber fics. They trump everything </p> </blockquote> <p style="">a;klajsdl;fkjalkd;sfjlaks;df</p> </blockquote> <b>antl AT&amp;T LTE 6:30 PM 41 % 64% (em<br/><br/>¢ 6 m<br/><br/>*-! Woes<br/><br/>44! fh N<br/><br/>Team 10 sex slave<br/><br/>Q theyarehandsom<br/><br/>@ 29K Reads ¥ 143 Votes iZ 45 Parts<br/><br/>o #61 - chanceandanthony | See all ranking<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>Summary<br/><br/>Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her mom<br/>because her dad died when she was three.Her mom<br/>is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there<br/>house.When the rent is do her mother panics and<br/>makes a deal with some boys.<br/><br/>o Mature Content<br/><br/>© All Rights Reserved<br/><br/><br/></b><br/><hr><br/><small>I am an image transcribing bot which uses <a href="https://github.com/tesseract-ocr">Tesseract OCR</a> to translate images to text. I’m far from perfect but I try my best!<br/>Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot">Patreon</a> </small></blockquote> <p>I think I’m having a stroke</p>
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 Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her monm
 because her dad died when she was three.Her mom
 is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there
 house.When the rent is do her mother panics and
 makes a deal with some boys.
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<blockquote><p>The people on Wattpad are not well</p></blockquote>

<p>No matter how much I pray, God does not answer</p>
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<p>Can you believe that a bunch of books that were published came from wattpad</p>
<p>Also look at 1D and Justin Bieber fics. They trump everything </p>
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<b>antl AT&amp;T LTE 6:30 PM 41 % 64% (em<br/><br/>¢ 6 m<br/><br/>*-! Woes<br/><br/>44! fh N<br/><br/>Team 10 sex slave<br/><br/>Q theyarehandsom<br/><br/>@ 29K Reads ¥ 143 Votes iZ 45 Parts<br/><br/>o #61 - chanceandanthony | See all ranking<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>Summary<br/><br/>Ashley is a 16 year old girl that lives with her mom<br/>because her dad died when she was three.Her mom<br/>is an alcoholic and is slowly losing there<br/>house.When the rent is do her mother panics and<br/>makes a deal with some boys.<br/><br/>o Mature Content<br/><br/>© All Rights Reserved<br/><br/><br/></b><br/><hr><br/><small>I am an image transcribing bot which uses <a href="https://github.com/tesseract-ocr">Tesseract OCR</a> to translate images to text. I’m far from perfect but I try my best!<br/>Being aware that you are true is what makes you a failure. | <a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">PayPal</a> | <a href="https://www.patreon.com/haikurobot">Patreon</a>
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<p>I think I’m having a stroke</p>

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Arguing, Beef, and Tumblr: This post cannot be reblogged. OK <p><a href="http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/171499495063/dangerbooze-gangster-computer-kebab" class="tumblr_blog">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://dangerbooze.tumblr.com/post/171499386179/gangster-computer-kebab-dangerbooze" class="tumblr_blog">dangerbooze</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://gangster-computer-kebab.tumblr.com/post/171499221714/dangerbooze-artemuscain-gamingandbs" class="tumblr_blog">gangster-computer-kebab</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dangerbooze.tumblr.com/post/171499107229/artemuscain-gamingandbs-sanyawaffles" class="tumblr_blog">dangerbooze</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://artemuscain-gamingandbs.tumblr.com/post/171494159309/sanyawaffles-jesteroffire-my-little-ninja" class="tumblr_blog">artemuscain-gamingandbs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://sanyawaffles.tumblr.com/post/171492378283/jesteroffire-my-little-ninja-ive-never" class="tumblr_blog">sanyawaffles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jesteroffire.tumblr.com/post/171492169800/my-little-ninja-ive-never-interacted-with-op" class="tumblr_blog">jesteroffire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://my-little-ninja.tumblr.com/post/171476623077/ive-never-interacted-with-op-guess-im-getting-more" class="tumblr_blog">my-little-ninja</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ive never interacted with OP<br/><br/>guess Im getting more popular</p></blockquote> <p>Had that happen a few times. It’s weird.</p> </blockquote> <p>I remember one time I tried reblogging something from ponett to counter-argue it and I was blocked.</p> <p>We never interacted before and I hadn’t been popular on Tumblr at all.</p> </blockquote> <p>I know blocklists are a Twitter thing but are they on tumbl? I’ve been wanting to reblog some cool art and have been cockblocked. </p> </blockquote> <p>I keep getting tagged to content from sixpenceee and it sucks cuz she has me blocked for reasons I still can’t even fathom. </p> </blockquote> <p>Maybe her child slave mis-clicked on your name while scrolling through reblogs?<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Pfffffft </p> </blockquote> <p>This keeps happening to me and I’m not sure why, I try really hard to stay out of beef. </p></blockquote> <p>I occasionally get the surprise block situation from people I haven’t talked to. I guess one of my popular posts pissed them off.</p>
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<p><a href="http://artemuscain-gamingandbs.tumblr.com/post/171494159309/sanyawaffles-jesteroffire-my-little-ninja" class="tumblr_blog">artemuscain-gamingandbs</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://sanyawaffles.tumblr.com/post/171492378283/jesteroffire-my-little-ninja-ive-never" class="tumblr_blog">sanyawaffles</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://jesteroffire.tumblr.com/post/171492169800/my-little-ninja-ive-never-interacted-with-op" class="tumblr_blog">jesteroffire</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://my-little-ninja.tumblr.com/post/171476623077/ive-never-interacted-with-op-guess-im-getting-more" class="tumblr_blog">my-little-ninja</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Ive never interacted with OP<br/><br/>guess Im getting more popular</p></blockquote>
<p>Had that happen a few times. It’s weird.</p>
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<p>I remember one time I tried reblogging something from ponett to counter-argue it and I was blocked.</p>
<p>We never interacted before and I hadn’t been popular on Tumblr at all.</p>
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<p>I know blocklists are a Twitter thing but are they on tumbl? I’ve been wanting to reblog some cool art and have been cockblocked. </p>
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<p>I keep getting tagged to content from sixpenceee and it sucks cuz she has me blocked for reasons I still can’t even fathom. </p>
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<p>Maybe her child slave mis-clicked on your name while scrolling through reblogs?<br/></p>
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<p>Pfffffft </p>
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<p>This keeps happening to me and I’m not sure why, I try really hard to stay out of beef. </p></blockquote>

<p>I occasionally get the surprise block situation from people I haven’t talked to. I guess one of my popular posts pissed them off.</p>

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Alive, Logic, and Martin: Adam Burke @atpburke "We should arm teachers." Really? You guys are gonna start paying for the entire English department to have Glocks? You fuckers won't buy them toner 2/14/18, 11:17 PM 62.3K Retweets 206K Likes Martin Vindahl Olsen @mvindahl 1d Replying to @atpburke Once they get their glocks, they will be in a good bargaining position for getting toner 25 t207 3277 <p><a href="https://haiku-robot.tumblr.com/post/171113362153/lordandgodoftheobvious-c-bassmeow-idk-which" class="tumblr_blog">haiku-robot</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://lordandgodoftheobvious.tumblr.com/post/171110337198/c-bassmeow-idk-which-one-is-funnier-honestly" class="tumblr_blog">lordandgodoftheobvious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://c-bassmeow.tumblr.com/post/170963949568/idk-which-one-is-funnier" class="tumblr_blog">c-bassmeow</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Idk which one is funnier</p></blockquote> <p>Honestly, though? That’s the kind of logic I can really get behind.<br/></p> </blockquote> <i>honestly though that’s <br/>the kind of logic i can <br/>really get behind </i><br/><hr><br/><small>^Haiku<sup>^bot<sup>^8. <sup>I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. <sup>Sometimes I make mistakes.</sup></sup></sup></sup><br/><br/><a href="http://paypal.me/HaikuRobot/2">Help keep my meatbag slave alive.</a><br/><u>Contact: <b>thathaikubot@gmail.com</b></u> | <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOxeWmSLRhkoo9PmE"><b><u>HAIKU BOT NO</u></b></a> | <a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/l2RnFnR3Bwgjpb1FS"><u>Good bot!</u></a> | Beep-boop!</small> </blockquote>
Alive, Logic, and Martin: Adam Burke
 @atpburke
 "We should arm teachers."
 Really? You guys are gonna start paying
 for the entire English department to
 have Glocks? You fuckers won't buy
 them toner
 2/14/18, 11:17 PM
 62.3K Retweets 206K Likes
 Martin Vindahl Olsen @mvindahl 1d
 Replying to @atpburke
 Once they get their glocks, they will be
 in a good bargaining position for getting
 toner
 25
 t207 3277
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<p><a href="http://lordandgodoftheobvious.tumblr.com/post/171110337198/c-bassmeow-idk-which-one-is-funnier-honestly" class="tumblr_blog">lordandgodoftheobvious</a>:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Idk which one is funnier</p></blockquote>
<p>Honestly, though? That’s the kind of logic I can really get behind.<br/></p>
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America, Black History Month, and Chicago: <p>Black history month day 11: Ragtime composer Scott Joplin.</p> <p>Stock Joplin was born just three years after the end of the Civil War in 1868, to a former slave man and freeborn black woman. His father worked as a laborer for the railroad and his mother was a maid. When not working, his father liked to play the violin for plantation parties in North Carolina while his mother sang and played the banjo. Joplin was given a rudimentary musical education by his family and from the age of seven he was allowed to play the piano while his mother cleaned.</p> <p>Joplin was ambitious about learning piano, often practicing after school. He was tutored for a while by German Jew who had emigrated to America. This teacher taught him folk, classical, and opera music, encouraging him to recognize music as an art form. Joplin never forgot the man’s kindness and sent the ill and aging man a gift of money once he had become successful.</p> <p>Jump and did some work as a real way labor but decided to abandon this in pursuit of a musical career. He soon realized that there were not a lot of opportunities for black musicians, churches and brothels being the primary places he could play piano. But he saw some minor success at the Chicago world‘s fair and went on to published several significantly popular ragtime pieces.</p> <p>He composed an opera and move to New York to get it published, unfortunately art music was a field largely closed off the African-Americans. He did not get to see the opera have any success in his lifetime, although it was successfully staged in the 1970s.</p>
America, Black History Month, and Chicago: <p>Black history month day 11: Ragtime composer Scott Joplin.</p>

<p>Stock Joplin was born just three years after the end of the Civil War in 1868, to a former slave man and freeborn black woman. His father worked as a laborer for the railroad and his mother was a maid. When not working, his father liked to play the violin for plantation parties in North Carolina while his mother sang and played the banjo. Joplin was given a rudimentary musical education by his family and from the age of seven he was allowed to play the piano while his mother cleaned.</p>

<p>Joplin was ambitious about learning piano, often practicing after school. He was tutored for a while by German Jew who had emigrated to America. This teacher taught him folk, classical, and opera music, encouraging him to recognize music as an art form. Joplin never forgot the man’s kindness and sent the ill and aging man a gift of money once he had become successful.</p>

<p>Jump and did some work as a real way labor but decided to abandon this in pursuit of a musical career. He soon realized that there were not a lot of opportunities for black musicians, churches and brothels being the primary places he could play piano. But he saw some minor success at the Chicago world‘s fair and went on to published several significantly popular ragtime pieces.</p>

<p>He composed an opera and move to New York to get it published, unfortunately art music was a field largely closed off the African-Americans. He did not get to see the opera have any success in his lifetime, although it was successfully staged in the 1970s.</p>

<p>Black history month day 11: Ragtime composer Scott Joplin.</p> <p>Stock Joplin was born just three years after the end of the Civil War ...

Life, Marriage, and Money: zellie @zellieimani George Washington's wooden teeth is a myth. In reality, he had his dentures fitted with teeth pulled from slaves. <p><a href="https://officialfist.tumblr.com/post/169723727921/proudteenageconservative-bestpresidentna" class="tumblr_blog">officialfist</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudteenageconservative.tumblr.com/post/143698158744">proudteenageconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bestpresidentna.tumblr.com/post/124770375180">bestpresidentna</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-barricades-shall-rise.tumblr.com/post/124761849969">the-barricades-shall-rise</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theultradork.tumblr.com/post/111238208438">theultradork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dickmasterson.tumblr.com/post/111233299880">dickmasterson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poppypicklesticks.tumblr.com/post/111232918044">poppypicklesticks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abendlichter.tumblr.com/post/111232514605">abendlichter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://burntpicasso.tumblr.com/post/111203771259">burntpicasso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dripping-adorableness.tumblr.com/post/111195568117">dripping-adorableness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://myuncreativeurl.tumblr.com/post/111194627661">myuncreativeurl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strike>Wow</strike></p> </blockquote> <p><strike>Happy Presidents’ Day</strike></p> </blockquote> <p><strike>Shit they leave out of the textbook #4838821</strike></p> </blockquote> <p>Can I get a citation on this?</p> </blockquote> <p>I would like a citation on this because this seems like the kind of sh*t tumblr makes up to go “omg white people are trash all their faves are trash smh”</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.mountvernon.org/research-collections/digital-encyclopedia/article/false-teeth/">His false teeth were made of ivory, you f–king idiots</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington#Slavery">I’d also like to point out Washington inherited his slaves, gained others by marriage, came to OPPOSE slavery but legally could not free his slaves under penalty of law in Virginia and so treated them well, and ordered them freed and paid them a sum and had them taught skills to start a new life with in his will.</a><br/><br/>Learn your dang history.</p> </blockquote> <p>As was popular in that era, dentures were made of ivory as well as other people’s teeth. Although teeth were harvested (gruesome word to use here) from dead people, it was not uncommon for poor people and slaves to seek monetary compensation for giving up their teeth (see: Les Miserables). George Washington had several sets of dentures. Indeed one set contained teeth from his slaves, but <b><a href="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/jefferson/video/lives.html">he paid them money for their teeth. In fact, Washington paid his slaves money for doing extra work outside their expected duties which would sometimes allow them to purchase their freedom.</a></b> History is fun to cite to gain understanding of the world we live in, but only when done correctly. In failing to point out the monetary compensation part of teeth pulling, the OP makes it sound like Washington forcibly took the teeth of his slaves. Editorial history is dangerous.</p> </blockquote> <p>:^)</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s amazing how swift people are to eat up revisionist history without a second thought. Sad, honestly.</p> </blockquote> <p>People who make posts/tweets like op deserve harassment</p> </blockquote> <p>Even Thomas Jefferson was morally against slavery and tried to outlaw it in the Declaration of Independence, but he was shot down by the southern states. He also had slaves that he wanted to free but he was in a weird position due to his debts and the laws at the time (not gonna say anything in defense of his “relationship” with a teenage slave, ‘cause that was fucked. Just saying the general slavery thing was complicated).</p><p>Look slavery was shitty and people in the past did did some shitty things, but looking at history without any sense of nuance leads to serious ignorance. Hamilton, Adams, and Franklin were markedly against slavery. Jefferson and Washington had a general discomfort with it. Sweeping generalizations about the founding fathers (or anybody else) just don’t work.</p>
Life, Marriage, and Money: zellie
 @zellieimani
 George Washington's wooden
 teeth is a myth. In reality, he had
 his dentures fitted with teeth
 pulled from slaves.
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<p><strike>Wow</strike></p>
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<p><strike>Happy Presidents’ Day</strike></p>
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<p><strike>Shit they leave out of the textbook #4838821</strike></p>
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<p>Can I get a citation on this?</p>
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<p>I would like a citation on this because this seems like the kind of sh*t tumblr makes up to go “omg white people are trash all their faves are trash smh”</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.mountvernon.org/research-collections/digital-encyclopedia/article/false-teeth/">His false teeth were made of ivory, you f–king idiots</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington#Slavery">I’d also like to point out Washington inherited his slaves, gained others by marriage, came to OPPOSE slavery but legally could not free his slaves under penalty of law in Virginia and so treated them well, and ordered them freed and paid them a sum and had them taught skills to start a new life with in his will.</a><br/><br/>Learn your dang history.</p>
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<p>As was popular in that era, dentures were made of ivory as well as other people’s teeth. Although teeth were harvested (gruesome word to use here) from dead people, it was not uncommon for poor people and slaves to seek monetary compensation for giving up their teeth (see: Les Miserables). George Washington had several sets of dentures. Indeed one set contained teeth from his slaves, but <b><a href="http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/jefferson/video/lives.html">he paid them money for their teeth. In fact, Washington paid his slaves money for doing extra work outside their expected duties which would sometimes allow them to purchase their freedom.</a></b> History is fun to cite to gain understanding of the world we live in, but only when done correctly. In failing to point out the monetary compensation part of teeth pulling, the OP makes it sound like Washington forcibly took the teeth of his slaves. Editorial history is dangerous.</p>
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<p>:^)</p>
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<p>It’s amazing how swift people are to eat up revisionist history without a second thought. Sad, honestly.</p>
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<p>People who make posts/tweets like op deserve harassment</p>
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<p>Even Thomas Jefferson was morally against slavery and tried to outlaw it in the Declaration of Independence, but he was shot down by the southern states. He also had slaves that he wanted to free but he was in a weird position due to his debts and the laws at the time (not gonna say anything in defense of his “relationship” with a teenage slave, ‘cause that was fucked. Just saying the general slavery thing was complicated).</p><p>Look slavery was shitty and people in the past did did some shitty things, but looking at history without any sense of nuance leads to serious ignorance. Hamilton, Adams, and Franklin were markedly against slavery. Jefferson and Washington had a general discomfort with it. Sweeping generalizations about the founding fathers (or anybody else) just don’t work.</p>

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Amazon, Arguing, and Barbie: Changed my life, May 27, 2014
 By Kristi
 This review is from: Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife Giant (Tools &
 Home Improvement)
 Received this knife as a gift for my 18th birthday. Wish I'd
 have known what it was because as soon as I touched it, 1I
 grew a mustache and became a Navy Seal. Mom fainted and
 my dad laughed and handed me a beer. I was born a girl
 Minus 2 stars because my breasts were really nice.

 hoping it'd be crap, her kindle would slip out
 and electrocute her, 3 July 2015
 By Ben Harrison
 Verified Purchase (What is this?)
 This review is from: WMA Blue Amazon Kindle Waterproof Case Cover
 Protective Bag Pouch
 Got this for the Mother in-law for bath time, hoping it'd be
 crap, her kindle would slip out and electrocute her. So far,
 this bloody thing is staying in one piece. Great for
 waterproof kindling, crap for murder.

 16591
 autigully smooth
 naite
 ll Pens Stylos b
 Great product!, 3 Sept. 2012
 By A keen skier
 This review is from: BiC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen Black, Box of
 12 (Office Product)
 My husband has never allowed me to write, as he doesn't
 want me touching mens pens. However when I saw this
 product, I decided to buy it (using my pocket money) and
 so far it has been fabulous! Once I had learnt to write, the
 feminine colour and the grip size (which was more suited to
 my delicate little hands) has enabled me to vent thoughts
 about new recipe ideas, sewing and gardening. My husband
 is less pleased with this product as he believes it will lead to
 more independence and he hates the feminine tingling
 sensation (along with the visions of fairies and rainbows) he
 gets whenever he picks it up.

 Saved my marriage, July 30, 2012
 By Mrs Toledo
 What can I say about the 571B Banana Slicer that hasn't
 already been said about the wheel, penicillin, or the
 iPhone.... this is one of the greatest inventions of all time.
 My husband and I would argue constantly over who had to
 cut the day's banana slices. It's one of those chores NO ONE
 wants to do! You know, the old "I spent the entire day
 rearing OUR children, maybe YOU can pitch in a little and
 cut these bananas?" and of course, "You think I have the
 energy to slave over your damn bananas? I worked a 12
 hour shift just to come home to THIS?!" These are the
 things that can destroy an entire relationship. It got to the
 point where our children could sense the tension. The
 minute I heard our 6-year-old girl in her bedroom, re-
 enacting our daily banana fight with her Barbie dolls, I knew
 we had to make a change. That's when I found the 571B
 Banana Slicer. Our marriage has never been healthier, AND
 we've even incorporated it into our lovemaking. THANKS
 571B BANANA SLICER!

 a karen katz lift-the-flap book
 Where is Baby'S
 Belly Button?
 DO NOT buy this book, you can SEE the
 ending right on the cover!, April 19, 2012
 By PacMan
 This review is from: Where Is Baby's Belly Button? A Lift-the-Flap
 Book (Board book)
 This book is completely misleading. The entire plot revolves
 around finding Baby's belly button; the title makes this
 much clear from the beginning. However, there is no
 mystery. There is no twist. Baby's belly button is right
 where it's suppose to be, on Baby's stomach. Right where it
 clearly SHOWS you it is on the COVER OF THE BOOK.
 This plot is a complete mess as a result of it's reliance on
 the mystery of where the belly button is; everything falls
 apart the second you realize that the belly button was in
 plain sight all along. There is no conflict, there is no
 character development, and there is scarcely any plot.
 Whoever wrote this book must have a serious error in
 judgement, because you would have to be an infant to not
 immediately understand where Baby's belly button is. This is
 one of the worst pieces of literature I have ever read.
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Ass, Bill Cosby, and Bitch: dm Ro
 Can I get to kno yu
 6 hours ago Sent from Mobile
 Jamal Thomas
 I'm a boy
 6 hours ago
 Jdm Rog
 Ohh
 6 hours ago Sent from Messenger
 Jamal Thomas
 Yea nigga you gay. What bitch you know
 named Jamal
 6 hours ago
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