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Ass, Be Like, and Bitch: My sister got a new pup and they like to take her sailing So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he went off." I said "baby why don't you slow-fade these guys don't be so direct lol". Um, nah. HELL nah. She proceeds to send me screenshots of dozens of thirsty texts this dude sent AFTER she had basically ceased communication. By then she got no choice but to ice u, and then SHE gotta be the 'bitch' smh. Now I could see how men might get they lil ego crushed when a girl say "dude I don't wanna bone u." But u wanna know the bigger issue? By the time she had to be blunt with u, she done sent 17 carefully worded ass texts tryina curve u but u so damn optimistic u turnt into Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber: "What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together?" Mary: "Not good." Lloyd: "You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?" Mary: "I’d say more like one out of a million." Lloyd: "So you’re telling me there’s a chance!" That's u bruh. Her: "ok I could probably maybe meet up for one drink but I gotta get home and wash my hair I have meetings tomorrow!" <- curve. Her: "haha that sounds fun but it's a hectic week for me 😐" <- curve. "Lol nice" <- literally never text me again please πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Men y'all gotta understand if she like u, she gon let u know. U be like "aye baby u free Wednesday?" It don't matter if she free or not - if she fuck wit u, she gon do the mostest. "I'm actually in Milwaukee that afternoon for meetings but building in 90 minutes for the drive if I speed, I could come by at like 11 and tuck you in? I'll be in work clothes but I can sleep in one of your t shirts πŸ™ƒ" <- Mikey, she likes you πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚. If I can leave u with one thing: LISTEN when she try to talk to u. HEAR what she saying not what u WANT to hear and she won't have to drop a bomb on u. Ya get me!! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Έ: Reddit u-mascary)
Ass, Be Like, and Bitch: My sister got a new pup and they like
 to take her sailing
So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he went off." I said "baby why don't you slow-fade these guys don't be so direct lol". Um, nah. HELL nah. She proceeds to send me screenshots of dozens of thirsty texts this dude sent AFTER she had basically ceased communication. By then she got no choice but to ice u, and then SHE gotta be the 'bitch' smh. Now I could see how men might get they lil ego crushed when a girl say "dude I don't wanna bone u." But u wanna know the bigger issue? By the time she had to be blunt with u, she done sent 17 carefully worded ass texts tryina curve u but u so damn optimistic u turnt into Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber: "What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together?" Mary: "Not good." Lloyd: "You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?" Mary: "I’d say more like one out of a million." Lloyd: "So you’re telling me there’s a chance!" That's u bruh. Her: "ok I could probably maybe meet up for one drink but I gotta get home and wash my hair I have meetings tomorrow!" <- curve. Her: "haha that sounds fun but it's a hectic week for me 😐" <- curve. "Lol nice" <- literally never text me again please πŸ€—πŸ˜‚. Men y'all gotta understand if she like u, she gon let u know. U be like "aye baby u free Wednesday?" It don't matter if she free or not - if she fuck wit u, she gon do the mostest. "I'm actually in Milwaukee that afternoon for meetings but building in 90 minutes for the drive if I speed, I could come by at like 11 and tuck you in? I'll be in work clothes but I can sleep in one of your t shirts πŸ™ƒ" <- Mikey, she likes you πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜‚. If I can leave u with one thing: LISTEN when she try to talk to u. HEAR what she saying not what u WANT to hear and she won't have to drop a bomb on u. Ya get me!! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (πŸ“Έ: Reddit u-mascary)

So my lil homegirl text me saying "smash this dude keeps trying to get with me so I had to tell him I don't want to sleep with him and he we...