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Clothes, Ironic, and Life: Why do l understand this G.O.A.T. @thatudiboy There is always that one innocent spoon in every home that you just dislike for no reason Life Tips: Making Mornings Easier If you’re anything like a normal human being, you have days where you’re just totally off. You sleep through your alarm and suddenly the whole day is thrown off. Below are some of my tips for making those off days or even just everyday a bit easier. 1. Pack everything the night before This seems like a no-brainer, I tell myself to do this often and when I don’t follow through, I wish I had. Set aside your outfit (down to the undergarments-seriously) If you workout (if you don’t-you should try to) set aside your workout clothes and shoes. You’ll have less excuses to not get started. Pack your lunch-don’t forget to fill up your water bottle Pack your work bag-backpack-purse with everything you will need to make it through the day. 2. Be prepared It only takes a bit of time to get yourself prepared for just about anything. Think about your essentials, things you wouldn’t want to be stuck without and things you always find yourself needing. You can either add these items to your daily bag or stash them in your car-desk-locker. 3. Don’t over complicate things If you know you are going to have a stressful week-plan ahead. Stick to the basics 4. Make lists Duh. Take a few minutes to get it together, list out things you’ve forgotten (groceries, errands, etc) and prioritize. It will seem much more simple when everything is laid out in front of you and not jumbled up in your brain. 5. To remember things: keep them close to you I’m horrible at taking off my makeup. I made a nasty habit of sleeping in makeup and only washing my face in the shower. To tackle this, I’ve left my makeup remover right by my toothbrush. This way when I brush my teeth at night, it’s easy to pull out a wipe and get rid of my raccoon eyes. I’ve also added night cream and Chapstick on my bedside table. Taking care of your skin is important! Lips too! 6. Set reminders Use the phone you are undoubtedly attached to. Set yourself alarms and reminders if you simply can’t be bothered to get it together. A little bit of preparation, planning and being easier on yourself can go a long way towards making every day better. billsimportantposts
Clothes, Ironic, and Life: Why do l understand this
 G.O.A.T. @thatudiboy
 There is always that one innocent spoon in
 every home that you just dislike for no
 reason
Life Tips: Making Mornings Easier If you’re anything like a normal human being, you have days where you’re just totally off. You sleep through your alarm and suddenly the whole day is thrown off. Below are some of my tips for making those off days or even just everyday a bit easier. 1. Pack everything the night before This seems like a no-brainer, I tell myself to do this often and when I don’t follow through, I wish I had. Set aside your outfit (down to the undergarments-seriously) If you workout (if you don’t-you should try to) set aside your workout clothes and shoes. You’ll have less excuses to not get started. Pack your lunch-don’t forget to fill up your water bottle Pack your work bag-backpack-purse with everything you will need to make it through the day. 2. Be prepared It only takes a bit of time to get yourself prepared for just about anything. Think about your essentials, things you wouldn’t want to be stuck without and things you always find yourself needing. You can either add these items to your daily bag or stash them in your car-desk-locker. 3. Don’t over complicate things If you know you are going to have a stressful week-plan ahead. Stick to the basics 4. Make lists Duh. Take a few minutes to get it together, list out things you’ve forgotten (groceries, errands, etc) and prioritize. It will seem much more simple when everything is laid out in front of you and not jumbled up in your brain. 5. To remember things: keep them close to you I’m horrible at taking off my makeup. I made a nasty habit of sleeping in makeup and only washing my face in the shower. To tackle this, I’ve left my makeup remover right by my toothbrush. This way when I brush my teeth at night, it’s easy to pull out a wipe and get rid of my raccoon eyes. I’ve also added night cream and Chapstick on my bedside table. Taking care of your skin is important! Lips too! 6. Set reminders Use the phone you are undoubtedly attached to. Set yourself alarms and reminders if you simply can’t be bothered to get it together. A little bit of preparation, planning and being easier on yourself can go a long way towards making every day better. billsimportantposts

Life Tips: Making Mornings Easier If you’re anything like a normal human being, you have days where you’re just totally off. You sleep throu...

Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is sleeping inside for the first time in her life Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells @DrSmashlove So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight when u slide thru Chicago it’s on” and she like “smash! We don’t fvck with Chik Fil A! 😤” And that’s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I don’t blame u Canadians because y’all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A 😐😂. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted ‘Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country 😤.’ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say “Tony my dude imma need a cross.” Tony: “smash...you don’t wear crosses(?)” Me: “TONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too 🙂.” And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say “two orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.” The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: “smash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot I’m handing you tenders. And you’re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)” And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words “sis...issa time to fight and it’s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.” BLESS UP 😩😍😂😂😂
Beautiful, Bless Up, and Chicago: l just rescued this beautiful girl, and she is
 sleeping inside for the first time in her life
 Reddit u/CollectiveOfCells
 @DrSmashlove
So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight when u slide thru Chicago it’s on” and she like “smash! We don’t fvck with Chik Fil A! 😤” And that’s when I had to stop her right there, bruv. See I don’t blame u Canadians because y’all really woke the long way but I gotta splain sum real quick. We all out here tryina make things right. U feel me? We all taking a stand. Against inequality. Against intolerance. I feel that. My fist in the air too, sis. BUT REVOLT HAS A LINE THAT CANNOT BE CROSSED AND THAT LINE IS CHIK FIL A 😐😂. Do I like they stance on same sex marriage? No. Do I like they tenders? Also no. I LOVE THEY TENDERS, BRUV. I PEEL OPEN THAT SRIRACHA SAUCE AND I PEEL OPEN THAT POLYNESIAN SAUCE AND I DUNK + TWIRL MY MEAT IN BOTH SAUCES - IN ALTERNATING FASHION - AS MY HEART (and belly, and eye) SHED A SINGLE TEAR OF HAPPINESS. But Smash, what if tomorrow they tweeted ‘Chik Fil A supports the Trump Travel Ban, go back to your country 😤.’ Well see now sis, extraordinary measures require extraordinary responses. I would go directly to my jeweler Tony on Wabash. I would say “Tony my dude imma need a cross.” Tony: “smash...you don’t wear crosses(?)” Me: “TONY GIMME THE CROSS AND STOP AXING QUESTIONS. MAKE SURE IT GOT JESUS ON IT. Put diamonds in the thorns too 🙂.” And I would stroll to Chik Fil A on State Street. And put that cross on, go in and say “two orders of tenders and a peach milkshake please.” The black cashier would eye me. I would eye her back. I would look down. I would look back up and see her shaking her head: “smash...I served u daily during Ramadan. DAILY. In here like a crack addict at sundown in your suit - 8:32 pm on the dot I’m handing you tenders. And you’re back? After what they said about the trump ban? Wearing a CROSS(?)” And I would, with a solemn stare, mouth the following words “sis...issa time to fight and it’s a time to eat. The only thing standing between me and the dinner God hath planned for me is you. YOU COULD CATCHETH THESE HANDS. Glory be to Jesus.” BLESS UP 😩😍😂😂😂

So I’m texting with my lil homegirl in Toronto and I’m like “aye y’all got Chil Fil A in Toronto 🤔” and she like “nah” and I’m like “aight w...