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Clothes, College, and Confused: Walmart Dress Code Freedom of Choice Walmart Associate Dress Code Color Guide You have a lot of freedom when dressing for work. Here's a range of the dress-code compliant colors Tops Lightest Darkest amkrii: akornzombie: siryouarebeingmocked: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: siryouarebeingmocked: friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt: thes3nator: counterclockworkminds: the-dao-of-the-zerg: left-reminders: “Freedom of choice” under capitalism Hey now, that looks like nearly 50% of a color! Half a color worth of freedom. You can’t get that with the competition, which requires you to wear exactly one shade. We give you five different shades! Innovation, that’s what this is. Raw, capitalistic innovation. Now you’ve got a full half a color worth of freedom. So, I worked for a big name department store. I was happy when I came in and they said I could pick my own outfits, I just had to stick to ‘dark colors’ (dark blue, red, black, etc) and look business professional. Oh and only ½ print at most (printed top). Coming from a call center (I went into retail to help pay for college) pretty much all of my current clothes were fine. It was great! I even could wear my red dress that everyone loved because it was ‘on brand’.A few months in I find out that the only reason I could wear color at all was because of a state supreme court decision that said forcing only one color counted as a uniform, and that if it was a uniform the company had to pay. So across the river my fellow associates could only wear black, but whatever ‘business professional’ clothes they wanted.What a liberal dress code! /s How come we haven’t seen any walmart employees wear dresscode compliant fursuits yet? wearing a different shade of blue fursuit each day of the work week is direct action. Is there any petty, inane thing that people like OP can’t blame on capitalism? Yes, OP would tooootallyyy love to go into a walmart in a hurry and be fucking confused as to who to ask for help cus every employee wears what ever the fuck they want I somehow got confused for an employee all the time even when my uniform didn’t match the joint I was in. Heck, I got mistaken the other day, when I waited around in a food store for someone in my Sunday best, even though all the employees were in t-shirts.Me, not the person. They must’ve thought I was security. Huh. I’ve been at my weekend job, in my work shirt (black polo with the company name embroidered on the sleeve, with name tag) and had people ask me “ do you work here? ” “No. I just cosplay as a Wal-mart employee because misery is my kink.”
Clothes, College, and Confused: Walmart Dress Code
 Freedom of Choice
 Walmart Associate Dress Code Color Guide
 You have a lot of freedom when dressing for work. Here's a range
 of the dress-code compliant colors
 Tops
 Lightest
 Darkest
amkrii:

akornzombie:

siryouarebeingmocked:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:
siryouarebeingmocked:

friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt:

thes3nator:

counterclockworkminds:


the-dao-of-the-zerg:

left-reminders:
“Freedom of choice” under capitalism 
Hey now, that looks like nearly 50% of a color! Half a color worth of freedom. You can’t get that with the competition, which requires you to wear exactly one shade. We give you five different shades! Innovation, that’s what this is. Raw, capitalistic innovation. Now you’ve got a full half a color worth of freedom.

So, I worked for a big name department store. I was happy when I came in and they said I could pick my own outfits, I just had to stick to ‘dark colors’ (dark blue, red, black, etc) and look business professional. Oh and only ½ print at most (printed top). Coming from a call center (I went into retail to help pay for college) pretty much all of my current clothes were fine. It was great! I even could wear my red dress that everyone loved because it was ‘on brand’.A few months in I find out that the only reason I could wear color at all was because of a state supreme court decision that said forcing only one color counted as a uniform, and that if it was a uniform the company had to pay. So across the river my fellow associates could only wear black, but whatever ‘business professional’ clothes they wanted.What a liberal dress code! /s


How come we haven’t seen any walmart employees wear dresscode compliant fursuits yet?

wearing a different shade of blue fursuit each day of the work week is direct action.

Is there any petty, inane thing that people like OP can’t blame on capitalism?

Yes, OP would tooootallyyy love to go into a walmart in a hurry and be fucking confused as to who to ask for help cus every employee wears what ever the fuck they want

I somehow got confused for an employee all the time even when my uniform didn’t match the joint I was in. Heck, I got mistaken the other day, when I waited around in a food store for someone in my Sunday best, even though all the employees were in t-shirts.Me, not the person. They must’ve thought I was security.

Huh. I’ve been at my weekend job, in my work shirt (black polo with the company name embroidered on the sleeve, with name tag) and had people ask me “ do you work here? ”

“No. I just cosplay as a Wal-mart employee because misery is my kink.”

amkrii: akornzombie: siryouarebeingmocked: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: siryouarebeingmocked: friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt: thes3nator: ...

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Anna, Beth Smith, and Bitch: ROBIN'S FRIENDLY FORCES HAVE BEEN RO TED
 AND SHE IS CAUGHT BY ENEMY FORCES.
 BOSS!
 WE CA GHT THEIR
 COMMANDER!
 FUCK!
 LOOK AT HER
 HUGE TITS!
 DAMN I'M AS HARD
 AS STONE!
 WANT TO PUSH MY DICK
 IN
 HER MOUTH WH
 PULLING HER PIGTAILS
 LE
 SHE'S PROBABLY
 PREGNANT BY NOW
 WONDER WHOSE THE DAD?
 4 HO RS LATER
 I'M USING HER EVERYDAY
 NTIL SHE BREAKS!
 BABY FUND
 SLEEVE
 IF SHE'S BEARING
 ANYONE CHILD
 IT'LL BE MINE.
 HEARING THIS, I'M GOING
 FOR ANOTHER RO ND!
 FINALLY, MY TURN.
 BUCKLE UP BITCH.
 P-PLEAGE
 N-NO MORE...
 AHN!
 YAHN!
 니니!
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Omg, Shit, and Tumblr: yourself a big thick Vat typical for winter) where the sleeve go a bit over the wrht sleeve" to create a soet of ndge to cover up the elastics we 1l be using ะเ <p><a href="https://lunabellelifter.tumblr.com/post/172931902204/kleptokyutie-lylalifts-tahoe-kiwi" class="tumblr_blog">lunabellelifter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://kleptokyutie.tumblr.com/post/171856687213/lylalifts-tahoe-kiwi-transparent-lifting" class="tumblr_blog">kleptokyutie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://lylalifts.tumblr.com/post/171849978511/tahoe-kiwi-transparent-lifting" class="tumblr_blog">lylalifts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://tahoe-kiwi.tumblr.com/post/171805331016/transparent-lifting-honeysnatched" class="tumblr_blog">tahoe-kiwi</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://transparent-lifting.tumblr.com/post/171802968117/honeysnatched-pressed-lifter" class="tumblr_blog">transparent-lifting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://honeysnatched.tumblr.com/post/171800447578/pressed-lifter-grapefruitlifter-heres-my" class="tumblr_blog">honeysnatched</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pressed-lifter.tumblr.com/post/171709512610/grapefruitlifter-heres-my-favourite-way-to" class="tumblr_blog">pressed-lifter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://grapefruitlifter.tumblr.com/post/171697349758/heres-my-favourite-way-to-conceal-hope-it-helps" class="tumblr_blog">grapefruitlifter</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Here’s my favourite way to conceal! Hope it helps! <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mNQUm8Yo7MsvBk-HUTqsT0A">@grapefruitlifter</a></p></blockquote> <p>fr though this is bomb</p> </blockquote> <p>oooHh my godd 😍</p> </blockquote> <p>GENIUS</p> </blockquote> <p>This is going to change everything 😏</p> </blockquote> <p>Aw shit</p></blockquote> <p>omg your figure is everything </p></blockquote> <p>if you don’t have a jacket like this w the sleeve ends you could probably thread a hoodie through like a denim jacket and do the same thing? just an idea!!</p></blockquote>
Omg, Shit, and Tumblr: yourself a big thick Vat
 typical for
 winter) where the sleeve
 go a bit over the wrht
 sleeve" to create a soet of
 ndge to cover up the
 elastics we 1l be using
 ะเ
<p><a href="https://lunabellelifter.tumblr.com/post/172931902204/kleptokyutie-lylalifts-tahoe-kiwi" class="tumblr_blog">lunabellelifter</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://kleptokyutie.tumblr.com/post/171856687213/lylalifts-tahoe-kiwi-transparent-lifting" class="tumblr_blog">kleptokyutie</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://lylalifts.tumblr.com/post/171849978511/tahoe-kiwi-transparent-lifting" class="tumblr_blog">lylalifts</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://tahoe-kiwi.tumblr.com/post/171805331016/transparent-lifting-honeysnatched" class="tumblr_blog">tahoe-kiwi</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://transparent-lifting.tumblr.com/post/171802968117/honeysnatched-pressed-lifter" class="tumblr_blog">transparent-lifting</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://honeysnatched.tumblr.com/post/171800447578/pressed-lifter-grapefruitlifter-heres-my" class="tumblr_blog">honeysnatched</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://pressed-lifter.tumblr.com/post/171709512610/grapefruitlifter-heres-my-favourite-way-to" class="tumblr_blog">pressed-lifter</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://grapefruitlifter.tumblr.com/post/171697349758/heres-my-favourite-way-to-conceal-hope-it-helps" class="tumblr_blog">grapefruitlifter</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Here’s my favourite way to conceal! Hope it helps! <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mNQUm8Yo7MsvBk-HUTqsT0A">@grapefruitlifter</a></p></blockquote>
<p>fr though this is bomb</p>
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<p>oooHh my godd 😍</p>
</blockquote>

<p>GENIUS</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This is going to change everything 😏</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Aw shit</p></blockquote>

<p>omg your figure is everything </p></blockquote>

<p>if you don’t have a jacket like this w the sleeve ends you could probably thread a hoodie through like a denim jacket and do the same thing? just an idea!!</p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://lunabellelifter.tumblr.com/post/172931902204/kleptokyutie-lylalifts-tahoe-kiwi" class="tumblr_blog">lunabellelifter</a>:...

Fire, Guns, and Lit: Philip Clarke @ClarkePhil Follow As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk. I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand. l've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen. Please don't give me a gun. 7:36 PM - 22 Feb 2018 103,197 Retweets 399,808 Likes ae) ▼ <p><a href="https://mornington-the-crescent.tumblr.com/post/171500516299/elpatron56-planetholland-why-are-you-even" class="tumblr_blog">mornington-the-crescent</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://elpatron56.tumblr.com/post/171496607475/planetholland-why-are-you-even-allowed-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">elpatron56</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://planetholland.tumblr.com/post/171496491563/why-are-you-even-allowed-in-a-science-class-if" class="tumblr_blog">planetholland</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Why are you even allowed in a science class if your too stupid to know basic lab safety techniques</p></blockquote> <p>“I’m retarded therefore everyone else is also one“<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t want a gun? Don’t have one. Nobody is saying you NEED to be armed; just that the option should be available if someone chooses.</p></blockquote> <p>Exactly. I don’t know everyone’s acting like the suggestion is to just hand out guns to every single teacher. Most people I’ve seen are just asking for the option to be available if they want to bring a gun of their own and go through the appropriate training. Think whatever you will about that but don’t misrepresent the argument.</p>
Fire, Guns, and Lit: Philip Clarke
 @ClarkePhil
 Follow
 As a teacher, I knocked myself out
 headbutting ceiling pretending to be a
 particle, star-jumping off a desk.
 I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol
 trickled down sleeve, from my hand.
 l've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming
 out of a bunsen.
 Please don't give me a gun.
 7:36 PM - 22 Feb 2018
 103,197 Retweets 399,808 Likes
 ae) ▼
<p><a href="https://mornington-the-crescent.tumblr.com/post/171500516299/elpatron56-planetholland-why-are-you-even" class="tumblr_blog">mornington-the-crescent</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://elpatron56.tumblr.com/post/171496607475/planetholland-why-are-you-even-allowed-in-a" class="tumblr_blog">elpatron56</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://planetholland.tumblr.com/post/171496491563/why-are-you-even-allowed-in-a-science-class-if" class="tumblr_blog">planetholland</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Why are you even allowed in a science class if  your too stupid to know basic lab safety techniques</p></blockquote>
<p>“I’m retarded therefore everyone else is also one“<br/></p>
</blockquote>

<p>Don’t want a gun? Don’t have one. Nobody is saying you NEED to be armed; just that the option should be available if someone chooses.</p></blockquote>

<p>Exactly. I don’t know everyone’s acting like the suggestion is to just hand out guns to every single teacher. Most people I’ve seen are just asking for the option to be available if they want to bring a gun of their own and go through the appropriate training. Think whatever you will about that but don’t misrepresent the argument.</p>

<p><a href="https://mornington-the-crescent.tumblr.com/post/171500516299/elpatron56-planetholland-why-are-you-even" class="tumblr_blog">morn...

Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from thase who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times They become a familiar sight in the marketplace. "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin. That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon." "Yes." You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too." "Sorry?" "Not from around here, are The seller notes your dubious expression. ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon." They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws. "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill bdubs8807 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear Source: wniting-prompt-s 22.149 notes <p>The Tiniest Dragon</p>
Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s
 The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from
 thase who would steal it.
 mildswearingat4am
 Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still
 allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one
 condition: the dragon must be with it at all times
 They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.
 "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a
 palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a
 single gold coin.
 That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon."
 "Yes."
 You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It
 holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl
 "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too."
 "Sorry?"
 "Not from around here, are
 The seller notes your dubious expression.
 ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon."
 They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone
 mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand
 The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the
 coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.
 "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you
 hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel
 From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill
 bdubs8807
 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling
 adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and
 they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching
 his coin like a teddy bear
 Source: wniting-prompt-s
 22.149 notes
<p>The Tiniest Dragon</p>

<p>The Tiniest Dragon</p>

Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from thase who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times They become a familiar sight in the marketplace. "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a single gold coin. That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon." "Yes." You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too." "Sorry?" "Not from around here, are The seller notes your dubious expression. ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon." They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws. "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill bdubs8807 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching his coin like a teddy bear Source: wniting-prompt-s 22.149 notes <p>The Tiniest Dragon via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2squnHj">http://ift.tt/2squnHj</a></p>
Soon..., Sorry, and Bear: writing-prompt-s
 The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from
 thase who would steal it.
 mildswearingat4am
 Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still
 allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one
 condition: the dragon must be with it at all times
 They become a familiar sight in the marketplace.
 "Here's your change, ma am. One gold piece." The merchant holds out a
 palm, on top of which rests a tiny, brilliantly colored creature clutching a
 single gold coin.
 That's a dragon," you say dumbly. "One piece.. and a dragon."
 "Yes."
 You cautiously reach out and attempt to take your change. You tug. It
 holds. You tug harder. The dragon lets loose a tiny, protective growl
 "Ma'am-no, ma'am, you have to take the dragon, too."
 "Sorry?"
 "Not from around here, are
 The seller notes your dubious expression.
 ya?" They shrug. "Them's the rules. Take the coin, take the dragon."
 They wait expectantly. Wondering how the world has so suddenly gone
 mad, you slowly, slowly hold out your hand
 The dragon perks right up. It scampers from their palm to yours with the
 coin clamped in its jaws and scales your sleeve with sharp little claws.
 "Have a nice day, ma'am, the merchant says, "Spend him soon, now, you
 hear? At another booth, if you can. He likes to travel
 From its perch upon your shoulder, the dragon lets out a happy trill
 bdubs8807
 Bonus: the coin eventually passes to the rogue in a group of travelling
 adventurers. The dragon becomes the mascot of the entire group, and
 they lay out a small pile of coins for him to sleep on every night, clutching
 his coin like a teddy bear
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