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slumped: thejorie: xilast-zurvifferman: thejorie: jackbecq: thejorie: 19leahjade96: thejorie: madamekagamine: thejorie: gccgrimm: thejorie: gucciballs: thejorie: peble: thejorie: My three girlfriends.And yes, they smoke weed. do they smoke weed? Yes, actually. you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,) They don’t look like they smoke weed. Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad. Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle. I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING  Well that escalated quickly…… What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body* haha oh my god who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes. love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”. and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”. “the goo pile that is now your body” i’m dying over here, jesus please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun. *shoots you dead* Heh, idiot…*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.* this dude playin omg  Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.*Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
slumped: thejorie:

xilast-zurvifferman:

thejorie:

jackbecq:

thejorie:

19leahjade96:

thejorie:

madamekagamine:

thejorie:

gccgrimm:

thejorie:

gucciballs:

thejorie:

peble:

thejorie:

My three girlfriends.And yes, they smoke weed.

do they smoke weed?

Yes, actually.

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? 

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.Fuck You.I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

Well that escalated quickly……

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot…*leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

this dude playin omg 

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.*Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

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slumped: emotion & body language body language: emotion Shiiting,1idgeting,grinning,L1Cking 11PS anticipation rubbing hands together slack-jawed, fixed gaze, unable to move awe clapping hands, shaking with laughter amusement slapping thighs, throwing head back biting smile back furrowed/lowered brow, flushed face, pointing ander or table, clenched fist/jaw, baring teeth throbbing veins in neck, scowling glaring, eye rolling, pressed lips, sighing annoyance fidgeting, sweating, playing with jewelry quickened breath, dry mouth/swallowing anxiety biting nails, stuttering, biting lip yawning, fridgeting, doodling, tapping feet boredom or shaking leg, playing with pen/pencil/hair lifted chin, head high, puffed chest, back straight, shoulders back, deliberate movement confidence tilted head, furrowed brow, shrugging, squinting confusion lifted chin, smirk, sneer, purse lips contempt emotion & body language body language: emotion twisted lips, twisted smile, half smile, shaking head, rolling eyes cynical one shoulder shrug, playing with hair/ring necklace/earring/earlobe, scratching face/ nose/neck, shuffling, fidgeting, looking down deceptive hesitation in speech, nodding while saying no shaking head while saving ves, licking lips covering/touching mouth crossed arms, hands hidden, keeping object or person between self and percieved threat defensive winking, touching hair or clothing, eye contact, looking up through lashes, arching des1ire dilated pupils, stretching wide-eyed (shocked), narrow-eyed (suspicious) raised brows (shocked),low brow (suspicious), crinkled nose, curled lip, turning away clenched eyes, covering mouth/nose, flinch disqust frown, creased brows, crossed arms, pressed lips, narrowed eyes displeasure fidgeting, rubbing/scratching neck, wide-eyed distress plaving with iewelry, rapid-breathing, fixing sleeves, holding self, trembling blush, stuttering, stammering, unable to embarrassment make eye contact, covering face, holding self, blinking back tears, looking down or at lights rubbing eyes/temples, yawning, staring off slouching, closing eyes, moving slow fatique emotion & body language body language: emotion shrinking back, wide-eyed, hunched shoulders, flinching, shaking/trembling, holding self fear shaking head, pinching bridge of nose frustrationrubing temples, clenching hands grinding/clenching teeth shaking with sobs, staring off, trembling, shuddered breaths, gasping sobs, curling in on self, lashing out/hitting things grief smile, laugh, hum, whistle, dancing, jumping hugging, giggling, crinkled eyes happiness eye contact, open posture, smiling, looking honesty upwards tapping feet, shaking leg, taping fingers impatience twirling pen, nodding quickly, checking time sighing, looking away crossed arms, sneer, narrowed eyes, sour expression, tight 1ips jealousy hands clenched or gripping something overwhelmed wide-eyed, missing time/conversations, palms to forehead, staring off talking fast, leaning forward, nodding, raised brows, wide-eyed, eager, double handed passionate handshake smiling, nudging, teasing, poking, winking goading, giggling, laughing playful emotion & body language body language: emotion head back, parted 1ips, eyes wide or closed, flushing, quick breath/pulse, arch neck/back pleasure chin up, back straight, shoulders back, chest out, firm handshake, open/spread posture pride biting lip, pressed lips, crossed arms dragging feet, pinching bridge of nose reluctance slouched posture, holding self, hesitant, sadness quivering, crying, sobbing, shaking, tremblling tight smile, hiding hands in pockets/crossed arms, looking down/away, covering face secretiveness bury face in hands, looking down/away slumped posture, pressed lips, straight mouth, wet eyes shame eyebrows raised, mouth open, gasp, hands over mouth, freezing, stepping back/away shock dropping objects in hand (s) avoiding eye contact, looking away/down blushing, bending head, keeping distance shyness stepping away, holding self smirk, one raised eyebrow, corners of mouth twitch upwards smugnesS narrowed eyes, furrowed/creased brow, frown tight lips, pressed lips, glance sideways watchful agaze closed eyes, staring off, stroking/touching thoughtfullness neck or jewelry, pinching bridge of nose stroke face/beard, rest chin on hand theonlysaylor: A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions.  As always, click for HD.
slumped: emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 Shiiting,1idgeting,grinning,L1Cking 11PS
 anticipation rubbing hands together
 slack-jawed, fixed gaze, unable to move
 awe
 clapping hands, shaking with laughter
 amusement
 slapping thighs, throwing head back
 biting smile back
 furrowed/lowered brow, flushed face, pointing
 ander
 or table, clenched fist/jaw, baring teeth
 throbbing veins in neck, scowling
 glaring, eye rolling, pressed lips, sighing
 annoyance
 fidgeting, sweating, playing with jewelry
 quickened breath, dry mouth/swallowing
 anxiety
 biting nails, stuttering, biting lip
 yawning, fridgeting, doodling, tapping feet
 boredom
 or shaking leg, playing with pen/pencil/hair
 lifted chin, head high, puffed chest, back
 straight, shoulders back, deliberate movement
 confidence
 tilted head, furrowed brow, shrugging,
 squinting
 confusion
 lifted chin, smirk, sneer, purse lips
 contempt

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 twisted lips, twisted smile, half smile,
 shaking head, rolling eyes
 cynical
 one shoulder shrug, playing with hair/ring
 necklace/earring/earlobe, scratching face/
 nose/neck, shuffling, fidgeting, looking down
 deceptive
 hesitation in speech, nodding while saying no
 shaking head while saving ves, licking lips
 covering/touching mouth
 crossed arms, hands hidden, keeping object
 or person between self and percieved threat
 defensive
 winking, touching hair or clothing, eye
 contact, looking up through lashes, arching
 des1ire
 dilated pupils, stretching
 wide-eyed (shocked), narrow-eyed (suspicious)
 raised brows (shocked),low brow (suspicious),
 crinkled nose, curled lip, turning away
 clenched eyes, covering mouth/nose, flinch
 disqust
 frown, creased brows, crossed arms, pressed
 lips, narrowed eyes
 displeasure
 fidgeting, rubbing/scratching neck, wide-eyed
 distress
 plaving with iewelry, rapid-breathing, fixing
 sleeves, holding self, trembling
 blush, stuttering, stammering, unable to
 embarrassment make eye contact, covering face, holding self,
 blinking back tears, looking down or at lights
 rubbing eyes/temples, yawning, staring off
 slouching, closing eyes, moving slow
 fatique

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 shrinking back, wide-eyed, hunched shoulders,
 flinching, shaking/trembling, holding self
 fear
 shaking head, pinching bridge of nose
 frustrationrubing temples, clenching hands
 grinding/clenching teeth
 shaking with sobs, staring off, trembling,
 shuddered breaths, gasping sobs, curling
 in on self, lashing out/hitting things
 grief
 smile, laugh, hum, whistle, dancing, jumping
 hugging, giggling, crinkled eyes
 happiness
 eye contact, open posture, smiling, looking
 honesty
 upwards
 tapping feet, shaking leg, taping fingers
 impatience twirling pen, nodding quickly, checking time
 sighing, looking away
 crossed arms, sneer, narrowed eyes, sour
 expression, tight 1ips
 jealousy
 hands clenched or gripping something
 overwhelmed wide-eyed, missing time/conversations, palms
 to forehead, staring off
 talking fast, leaning forward, nodding,
 raised brows, wide-eyed, eager, double handed
 passionate
 handshake
 smiling, nudging, teasing, poking, winking
 goading, giggling, laughing
 playful

 emotion & body language
 body language:
 emotion
 head back, parted 1ips, eyes wide or closed,
 flushing, quick breath/pulse, arch neck/back
 pleasure
 chin up, back straight, shoulders back, chest
 out, firm handshake, open/spread posture
 pride
 biting lip, pressed lips, crossed arms
 dragging feet, pinching bridge of nose
 reluctance
 slouched posture, holding self, hesitant,
 sadness
 quivering, crying, sobbing, shaking,
 tremblling
 tight smile, hiding hands in pockets/crossed
 arms, looking down/away, covering face
 secretiveness
 bury face in hands, looking down/away
 slumped posture, pressed lips, straight
 mouth, wet eyes
 shame
 eyebrows raised, mouth open, gasp, hands
 over mouth, freezing, stepping back/away
 shock
 dropping objects in hand (s)
 avoiding eye contact, looking away/down
 blushing, bending head, keeping distance
 shyness
 stepping away, holding self
 smirk, one raised eyebrow, corners of mouth
 twitch upwards
 smugnesS
 narrowed eyes, furrowed/creased brow, frown
 tight lips, pressed lips, glance sideways
 watchful agaze
 closed eyes, staring off, stroking/touching
 thoughtfullness neck or jewelry, pinching bridge of nose
 stroke face/beard, rest chin on hand
theonlysaylor:
A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions. 
As always, click for HD.

theonlysaylor: A Writing Cheat Sheet: for linking actions with emotions.  As always, click for HD.

slumped: Nick Jack Pappas & @Pappiness 14m On page 290 of the #MuellerReport, the words of a very innocent and very cool person: On May 17, 2017, Acting Attorncy General Rosenstein appointed Robert S. Mueller, III as Special Counsel and authorized him to conduct the Russia investigation and matters that arose from the investigation.501The President learned of the Special Counsel's appointment from Scssions, who was with the President, Hunt, and McGahn conducting interviews for a new FBI Director.02 Sessions stepped out of the Oval Office to take a call from Rosenstein, who told him about the Special Counsel appointment, and Sessions then returned to inform the President of the news.503 According to notes written by Hunt, when Sessions told the President that a Special Counsel had been appointed, the President slumped back in his chair and said, "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."504 The President became angry and lambasted the Attorney General for his decision to recuse from the investigation, stating, "How could you let this happen, Jeff?"S05 The President said the position of Attorney General was his most important appointment and that Sessions had "let [him] down," contrasting him to Eric Holder and Robert Kennedy.506 Sessions recalled that the President said to him, "you were supposed to protect me," or words to that effect.507 The President returned to the consequences of the appointment and said, "Everyone tells me if you get one of these independent counsels it ruins your presidency. It takes years and years and I won't be able to do anything. This is the worst thing that ever happened to me."508 94tl 7120
slumped: Nick Jack Pappas & @Pappiness 14m
 On page 290 of the #MuellerReport, the words of a very innocent and very cool
 person:
 On May 17, 2017, Acting Attorncy General Rosenstein appointed Robert S. Mueller, III as
 Special Counsel and authorized him to conduct the Russia investigation and matters that arose
 from the investigation.501The President learned of the Special Counsel's appointment from
 Scssions, who was with the President, Hunt, and McGahn conducting interviews for a new FBI
 Director.02 Sessions stepped out of the Oval Office to take a call from Rosenstein, who told him
 about the Special Counsel appointment, and Sessions then returned to inform the President of the
 news.503 According to notes written by Hunt, when Sessions told the President that a Special
 Counsel had been appointed, the President slumped back in his chair and said, "Oh my God. This
 is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."504 The President became angry and
 lambasted the Attorney General for his decision to recuse from the investigation, stating, "How
 could you let this happen, Jeff?"S05 The President said the position of Attorney General was his
 most important appointment and that Sessions had "let [him] down," contrasting him to Eric
 Holder and Robert Kennedy.506 Sessions recalled that the President said to him, "you were
 supposed to protect me," or words to that effect.507 The President returned to the consequences of
 the appointment and said, "Everyone tells me if you get one of these independent counsels it ruins
 your presidency. It takes years and years and I won't be able to do anything. This is the worst
 thing that ever happened to me."508
 94tl 7120
slumped: Ninledo Nintendo Heres a reminder that when profit slumped for Nintendo, instead of laying of 800 employees, Satoru Iwata took a 50% pay cut instead. Twice.
slumped: Ninledo
 Nintendo
Heres a reminder that when profit slumped for Nintendo, instead of laying of 800 employees, Satoru Iwata took a 50% pay cut instead. Twice.

Heres a reminder that when profit slumped for Nintendo, instead of laying of 800 employees, Satoru Iwata took a 50% pay cut instead. Twice.

slumped: Jeremy Mathsen @JeremyMyNBC5 my Mathsen "At first I was afraid, I was petrified." #TheOffice @theofficenbc Dream SUNN Unified Scl FA s aturday, Ja Sunnyside High School I In an Department of Transpor issued by the Departmen curity is entitled to a stat Cross Scott, who works at a local tire center, was on a test drive when he spotted a woman slumped over in her car and gave her CPR MKE CHRISTY/RIZONA DAILY STAR motot vehicle Local man saves woman with CPR he learned from TV's 'The Office The change is immedia The action came as 1 a 2018 Tuling Campbell that U ssue licenses to every ment has allowed to te also came year Court rejected the sta "dreamers"those legally as censed for CPR in my life,"Scott said. phone when driving custom- "I had no idea what I was do- ers' vehicles, to avoid the dis. CPR CLASSES hand-only CPR 30-minute But Ducey insisted gated to issue licenses t ernment placed in oth grams, like the victims Gubernatorial spoke traction of taking a call while The Red Cross offers free Nothing in Cross Scott's ing. life prepared him for finding Scott, the lead shop tech driving a woman slumped over her nician at Jack Furrier Tire & The 21-year-old has worked courses To get more informa steering wheel, her lips blue. Auto Care on South Sixth Av-at Jack Furrier for three years. tion or find out about classes clined to comment says he just reacted. He enue and East Valencia Road, But he's been working since call 520-381-6740 lawsuit were being ma Would you save a dummy’s life even if it had no arms or legs? 🤔
slumped: Jeremy Mathsen
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Would you save a dummy’s life even if it had no arms or legs? 🤔

Would you save a dummy’s life even if it had no arms or legs? 🤔

slumped: speckleeyed 20 points 5 hours ago This past Easter, we went to our first easter egg hunt... My son was 8 and he is autistic. He doesn't understand the urgency. He doesn't understand he has to run. He doesn't understand there won't be an equal amount for everyone. In I swear to god 60 seconds 300 8 to 10 year olds cleared an orchard of 10000 eggs and my son got only 2. Most kids got overflowing buckets of them All my son wanted to do was open them all up. He was so upset andl couldn't fix it. Parents weren't allowed to cross the rope. But then another boy saw my son with his shoulders slumped looking so defeated and he went over to him and said "hey I see you didn't get a lot of eggs. I have too many. Can I share with you?" My son's shoulders picked up and he smiled and said "sure!" And the boy emptied half his bucket into my son's bucket and then ran off to find his mom I was in tears. I couldn't believe what I just saw. I told my husband to stay with our son I had to follow that boy. I had to thank him and his mother. I got to him when he reached his mom and I waited a minute...he didn't even brag about how kind he was. And his mom didn't see it. I said excuse me miss, I need to tell you about your son...dont mind the tears, it's something good. I told her how this was my son's first public easter egg hunt and how her son NOTICED him and voluntarily HELPED him and was so KIND and GENEROUS. And that she was obviously doing a great job because today is a day I won't ever forget...all because of the kindness I've witnessed here, I shook the boy's hand and mom's, And mom was so proud of her son...as she should be saltinthewind 3 points 2 hours ago Omg I was bawling by the time I got to the end of your story. For both you and the other mom Im crying so hard.
slumped: speckleeyed 20 points 5 hours ago
 This past Easter, we went to our first easter egg hunt... My son was 8 and
 he is autistic. He doesn't understand the urgency. He doesn't understand
 he has to run. He doesn't understand there won't be an equal amount for
 everyone.
 In I swear to god 60 seconds 300 8 to 10 year olds cleared an orchard of
 10000 eggs and my son got only 2. Most kids got overflowing buckets of
 them
 All my son wanted to do was open them all up. He was so upset andl
 couldn't fix it. Parents weren't allowed to cross the rope. But then another
 boy saw my son with his shoulders slumped looking so defeated and he
 went over to him and said "hey I see you didn't get a lot of eggs. I have too
 many. Can I share with you?" My son's shoulders picked up and he smiled
 and said "sure!" And the boy emptied half his bucket into my son's bucket
 and then ran off to find his mom
 I was in tears. I couldn't believe what I just saw. I told my husband to stay
 with our son I had to follow that boy. I had to thank him and his mother.
 I got to him when he reached his mom and I waited a minute...he didn't
 even brag about how kind he was. And his mom didn't see it. I said excuse
 me miss, I need to tell you about your son...dont mind the tears, it's
 something good. I told her how this was my son's first public easter egg
 hunt and how her son NOTICED him and voluntarily HELPED him and was
 so KIND and GENEROUS. And that she was obviously doing a great job
 because today is a day I won't ever forget...all because of the kindness I've
 witnessed here, I shook the boy's hand and mom's, And mom was so proud
 of her son...as she should be
 saltinthewind 3 points 2 hours ago
 Omg I was bawling by the time I got to the end of your story. For both you
 and the other mom
Im crying so hard.

Im crying so hard.

slumped: speckleeyed 20 points 5 hours ago This past Easter, we went to our first easter egg hunt... My son was 8 and he is autistic. He doesn't understand the urgency. He doesn't understand he has to run. He doesn't understand there won't be an equal amount for everyone. In I swear to god 60 seconds 300 8 to 10 year olds cleared an orchard of 10000 eggs and my son got only 2. Most kids got overflowing buckets of them All my son wanted to do was open them all up. He was so upset andl couldn't fix it. Parents weren't allowed to cross the rope. But then another boy saw my son with his shoulders slumped looking so defeated and he went over to him and said "hey I see you didn't get a lot of eggs. I have too many. Can I share with you?" My son's shoulders picked up and he smiled and said "sure!" And the boy emptied half his bucket into my son's bucket and then ran off to find his mom I was in tears. I couldn't believe what I just saw. I told my husband to stay with our son I had to follow that boy. I had to thank him and his mother. I got to him when he reached his mom and I waited a minute...he didn't even brag about how kind he was. And his mom didn't see it. I said excuse me miss, I need to tell you about your son...dont mind the tears, it's something good. I told her how this was my son's first public easter egg hunt and how her son NOTICED him and voluntarily HELPED him and was so KIND and GENEROUS. And that she was obviously doing a great job because today is a day I won't ever forget...all because of the kindness I've witnessed here, I shook the boy's hand and mom's, And mom was so proud of her son...as she should be saltinthewind 3 points 2 hours ago Omg I was bawling by the time I got to the end of your story. For both you and the other mom Im crying so hard.
slumped: speckleeyed 20 points 5 hours ago
 This past Easter, we went to our first easter egg hunt... My son was 8 and
 he is autistic. He doesn't understand the urgency. He doesn't understand
 he has to run. He doesn't understand there won't be an equal amount for
 everyone.
 In I swear to god 60 seconds 300 8 to 10 year olds cleared an orchard of
 10000 eggs and my son got only 2. Most kids got overflowing buckets of
 them
 All my son wanted to do was open them all up. He was so upset andl
 couldn't fix it. Parents weren't allowed to cross the rope. But then another
 boy saw my son with his shoulders slumped looking so defeated and he
 went over to him and said "hey I see you didn't get a lot of eggs. I have too
 many. Can I share with you?" My son's shoulders picked up and he smiled
 and said "sure!" And the boy emptied half his bucket into my son's bucket
 and then ran off to find his mom
 I was in tears. I couldn't believe what I just saw. I told my husband to stay
 with our son I had to follow that boy. I had to thank him and his mother.
 I got to him when he reached his mom and I waited a minute...he didn't
 even brag about how kind he was. And his mom didn't see it. I said excuse
 me miss, I need to tell you about your son...dont mind the tears, it's
 something good. I told her how this was my son's first public easter egg
 hunt and how her son NOTICED him and voluntarily HELPED him and was
 so KIND and GENEROUS. And that she was obviously doing a great job
 because today is a day I won't ever forget...all because of the kindness I've
 witnessed here, I shook the boy's hand and mom's, And mom was so proud
 of her son...as she should be
 saltinthewind 3 points 2 hours ago
 Omg I was bawling by the time I got to the end of your story. For both you
 and the other mom
Im crying so hard.

Im crying so hard.

slumped: Slumped Warning alpacas melt in the heat+bonus
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Warning alpacas melt in the heat+bonus

Warning alpacas melt in the heat+bonus

slumped: So many split ends Fiom constantly ripping ont hairclips robablu doesn'+ pluck her bvows « definitely doesn ' shave leqs seems like she would use 914 pencil egeliner From Walmart ace always looks like she » jndging j°u wears move clashing layers than a quirky side kick in ^ Disne Channel stcom probably has best hgene f the grop. but has hair that makes him look like he thinks gl is a rivetiny sport these eves have seen death wth less than 2.0/20 vision eyebags for days because he never sleeps constantlu chewing leaves, don't tesl me he never has shit stucx in his teeth Swper prominent Adam's apple dedicated to the light ofhi life, Adam Parrish wears polo ShirAs and boat shoe s basically every day, nothing I sa can maXe that wovSe than alreadu is robabl cu+5 his own hair actnallyprematu wrinKlina in hih school due tO acute stress this kid is about 2 seconds away From Falling apar t, let's not kid ourselves, his under - eye Shadows are ney leve l Ronan had to dream him vp loton ble ake care of his skin ppery this train wreck can'+ moisturi2e or Shoulders slumped permanently rom weiant of world Pfominent veins bjc he hes no chil he has no chill makes an uncomfortable amount of eye contact geis inationaily angry and suweaty whenever he sees a handsome boy (when clid he last shower??) he can arow a beard over night the Stmbble stvuq^le is real e+ raven has clawed holes in very shir^ he oun s 1 actual rotting corpse - o3 Probably appreciates bodly gitter though so that's a pluS charactersoverkisses: squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty and awkward these weirdass teenagers must actually be. okay but actually tho! I keep seeing so many pretty models and they never quite feel right to me because lets be real here, these are teenagers (we’re hella gross, whether you wanna admit it or not) who like climb around in mountains and are awake at all hours of the night (blue’s the only one who sleeps for more than 3 hours a night), and as a result they are soooo not going to be model gorgeous 20 somethings. I’m like 500% for actual teenagers in the TV show that are like 900% messes!! 
slumped: So many split ends Fiom
 constantly ripping ont hairclips
 robablu doesn'+ pluck her bvows
 « definitely doesn ' shave leqs
 seems like she would use
 914 pencil egeliner From Walmart
 ace always looks like she » jndging j°u
 wears move clashing layers than
 a quirky side kick in ^ Disne
 Channel stcom

 probably has best hgene f the grop.
 but has hair that makes him look like
 he thinks gl is a rivetiny sport
 these eves have seen death wth
 less than 2.0/20 vision
 eyebags for days because he never sleeps
 constantlu chewing leaves, don't tesl
 me he never has shit stucx in his teeth
 Swper prominent Adam's apple
 dedicated to the light ofhi life, Adam Parrish
 wears polo ShirAs and boat shoe s
 basically every day, nothing I sa
 can maXe that wovSe than alreadu is

 robabl cu+5 his own hair
 actnallyprematu wrinKlina in
 hih school due tO acute stress
 this kid is about 2 seconds away From
 Falling apar t, let's not kid ourselves, his
 under - eye Shadows are ney leve l
 Ronan had to dream him vp loton ble
 ake care of his skin ppery
 this train wreck can'+ moisturi2e or
 Shoulders slumped permanently
 rom weiant of world

 Pfominent veins bjc he hes no chil
 he has no chill
 makes an uncomfortable amount
 of eye contact
 geis inationaily angry and suweaty
 whenever he sees a handsome boy
 (when clid he last shower??)
 he can arow a beard over night
 the Stmbble stvuq^le is real
 e+ raven has clawed holes
 in very shir^ he oun s
 1

 actual rotting corpse
 -
 o3
 Probably appreciates bodly gitter
 though so that's a pluS
charactersoverkisses:

squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty and awkward these weirdass teenagers must actually be.
okay but actually tho! I keep seeing so many pretty models and they never quite feel right to me because lets be real here, these are teenagers (we’re hella gross, whether you wanna admit it or not) who like climb around in mountains and are awake at all hours of the night (blue’s the only one who sleeps for more than 3 hours a night), and as a result they are soooo not going to be model gorgeous 20 somethings. I’m like 500% for actual teenagers in the TV show that are like 900% messes!! 

charactersoverkisses: squidwithelbows:I see all your pretty fancasts of The Raven Cycle, and I raise you this. Please imagine how sweaty...

slumped: the floor is good underground artists XXL Wifi? Slump? Ion even like him but Dex? They been making way more moves. Who tf is Kayamaiah or whatever? (Also Madeintyo deserves it imo)
slumped: the floor is good underground artists
 XXL
Wifi? Slump? Ion even like him but Dex? They been making way more moves. Who tf is Kayamaiah or whatever? (Also Madeintyo deserves it imo)

Wifi? Slump? Ion even like him but Dex? They been making way more moves. Who tf is Kayamaiah or whatever? (Also Madeintyo deserves it imo)

slumped: c Slumped him like he drunk a 5th
slumped: c
Slumped him like he drunk a 5th

Slumped him like he drunk a 5th