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Smashing Bros: When ur hiding in ur girl's closet to surprise her but she brings home ur bestfriend and you sit there while he eats her ass. One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm gonna tell you the story of how I died. I'm at this Fourth of July block party. I knew not one soul there. Matter fact I was on the bus and I saw 2 milfs carrying food and balloons. Niggas can't turn down ass and chicken. The block party they went to was popping. I pulled up like "Cousinn" and grabbed me a plate. The girl serving food was dumb cute and my game was on point. She told me she had to go inside for ice and I insisted to help. Were inside her crib when she takes me to her room. We start making out for a bit before someone comes up the stairs. It's her boyfriend. I run to the closet and hide. The block party popping and he probably came in momentary to grab something. The closet got ridges so I'm spectating through the cracks to see the hold up. Homie was catching some soul snatching neck.I'm watching salty as fuck. That should be my balls slap boxing her tonsils. By the looks of it they might end up doing the nasty. I can tell her nigga was a bitch. Homie was eating pussy with his ass in the air. Baby girl dropped a mud pie in his face. Niggas love sundress season till they get hit with mud slap word to PokΓ©mon. Shorty Boyfriend passed out at the end of the bed. He got hit win a mean shit grenade and was unconscious. Whole room smell like a NYC subway. She comes to me like what are we gonna do. We? Is it even legal to take a shit on someone? Nigga woke up and mopped me. I got sauced off the earth like in smash bros and your health over 200. I'm waiting to respaswn. I never finished my chicken. You Can't trust these hoes.
Smashing Bros: When ur hiding in ur girl's closet to
 surprise her but she brings home ur
 bestfriend and you sit there while he
 eats her ass.
One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm gonna tell you the story of how I died. I'm at this Fourth of July block party. I knew not one soul there. Matter fact I was on the bus and I saw 2 milfs carrying food and balloons. Niggas can't turn down ass and chicken. The block party they went to was popping. I pulled up like "Cousinn" and grabbed me a plate. The girl serving food was dumb cute and my game was on point. She told me she had to go inside for ice and I insisted to help. Were inside her crib when she takes me to her room. We start making out for a bit before someone comes up the stairs. It's her boyfriend. I run to the closet and hide. The block party popping and he probably came in momentary to grab something. The closet got ridges so I'm spectating through the cracks to see the hold up. Homie was catching some soul snatching neck.I'm watching salty as fuck. That should be my balls slap boxing her tonsils. By the looks of it they might end up doing the nasty. I can tell her nigga was a bitch. Homie was eating pussy with his ass in the air. Baby girl dropped a mud pie in his face. Niggas love sundress season till they get hit with mud slap word to PokΓ©mon. Shorty Boyfriend passed out at the end of the bed. He got hit win a mean shit grenade and was unconscious. Whole room smell like a NYC subway. She comes to me like what are we gonna do. We? Is it even legal to take a shit on someone? Nigga woke up and mopped me. I got sauced off the earth like in smash bros and your health over 200. I'm waiting to respaswn. I never finished my chicken. You Can't trust these hoes.

One way or another everybody is a hoe. My hoeness comes natural to me like breathing. It's Wrong to suppress your natural feelings. I'm g...

Smashing Bros: cassiebamm-b: Did you know that this is Angelina's baby? All other babies were too afraid of her because of the horns but little Vivienne saw her mother and was able to shoot the scene. Edit: We get it, guys. Her daughter was the toddler, not the baby. The person who made this post even realizes they accidentally got the wrong kid in the picture AldenRants 25-50 I'M ONLY HALFWAY DONE WITH THESE RANTS HOLY HELL JUST KILL ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH AT LEAST THAT MISERY WOULD END QUICKER.....Hey guys! πŸ˜„ @beano.child asked me to rant about Super Smash Bros! *deep, rich, hunky announcer voice* Readyyy?? GO! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE MOST COMPLICATED, FAST-PACED CLUSTERFUCK OF A 4 PLAYER GAME REALLY NEEDED TO DO?? CREATE AN 8 PLAYER OPTION!!! NINTENDO TRYNA GIVE PEOPLE STROKES WITH THESE FLASH NINTENDO ORGIES HAPPENING LEFT AND RIGHT ON THE SCREEN! That's the way I wanna go. NINTENDO WANTS ME to believe that the characters are all pretty evenly matched BUT THEN You have some characters who have moves like COMBUSTING into FLAAAAAmes and LAUNCHING THEMSELVES into other characters, AND THEN you have characters whose attack is to throw turnips and bump her butt into people ?? Not calling any characters out just sayin. DID YOU KNOW NINTENDO HAS A GAME SERIES INVOLVING TWO PSYCHIC KIDS?? OR A GAME SERIES INVOLVING TWO TODDLERS THAT CLIMB ICEBERGS FOR A LIFESTYLE OR SOME SHIT?? "Yeah, Alden. Literally everybody knows Lucas, Ness, and the Iceclimbers" BUT WHERE'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THEM?? MOTHERFUCKIN SMASH BROS, THIS GAME I SWEAR IT'S LIKE PLAYABLE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THEM AND IT'S BRILLIANT AN- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I'M DEAD ALREADY?? *throws controller FUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK THOSE ICECLIMBERS
Smashing Bros: cassiebamm-b:
 Did you know that this is Angelina's baby? All other babies
 were too afraid of her because of the horns but little Vivienne
 saw her mother and was able to shoot the scene.
Edit: We get it, guys. Her daughter was the toddler, not the baby. The person who made this post even realizes they accidentally got the wrong kid in the picture AldenRants 25-50 I'M ONLY HALFWAY DONE WITH THESE RANTS HOLY HELL JUST KILL ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH AT LEAST THAT MISERY WOULD END QUICKER.....Hey guys! πŸ˜„ @beano.child asked me to rant about Super Smash Bros! *deep, rich, hunky announcer voice* Readyyy?? GO! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE MOST COMPLICATED, FAST-PACED CLUSTERFUCK OF A 4 PLAYER GAME REALLY NEEDED TO DO?? CREATE AN 8 PLAYER OPTION!!! NINTENDO TRYNA GIVE PEOPLE STROKES WITH THESE FLASH NINTENDO ORGIES HAPPENING LEFT AND RIGHT ON THE SCREEN! That's the way I wanna go. NINTENDO WANTS ME to believe that the characters are all pretty evenly matched BUT THEN You have some characters who have moves like COMBUSTING into FLAAAAAmes and LAUNCHING THEMSELVES into other characters, AND THEN you have characters whose attack is to throw turnips and bump her butt into people ?? Not calling any characters out just sayin. DID YOU KNOW NINTENDO HAS A GAME SERIES INVOLVING TWO PSYCHIC KIDS?? OR A GAME SERIES INVOLVING TWO TODDLERS THAT CLIMB ICEBERGS FOR A LIFESTYLE OR SOME SHIT?? "Yeah, Alden. Literally everybody knows Lucas, Ness, and the Iceclimbers" BUT WHERE'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THEM?? MOTHERFUCKIN SMASH BROS, THIS GAME I SWEAR IT'S LIKE PLAYABLE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THEM AND IT'S BRILLIANT AN- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I'M DEAD ALREADY?? *throws controller FUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK THOSE ICECLIMBERS

Edit: We get it, guys. Her daughter was the toddler, not the baby. The person who made this post even realizes they accidentally got the...

Smashing Bros: He punched this nigga soul out of his body bruh this how mad i would get when i used to play smash bros and the invincibility star would fall from the sky and the other nigga would get it first
Smashing Bros: He punched this nigga soul out
 of his body bruh
this how mad i would get when i used to play smash bros and the invincibility star would fall from the sky and the other nigga would get it first

this how mad i would get when i used to play smash bros and the invincibility star would fall from the sky and the other nigga would get...