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Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for christmas. Pic: reddit u/lizcomp @DrSmashlove So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: โ€œhold up...dogs and coyotes mix?โ€ Now I ainโ€™t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves ๐Ÿบ) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like โ€œAYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.โ€ And ol Peter just like โ€œIโ€™m sorry! You canโ€™t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! Iโ€™ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!โ€ And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peterโ€™s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL โ€œPeter from procurementโ€ lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.โ€ And Walter just throw Peterโ€™s leg on the ground and be like โ€œIโ€™LL BRING HER BACK WHEN Iโ€™M DONE.โ€ Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ainโ€™t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh ๐Ÿ˜ซ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Af, Be Like, and Bless Up: Retired therapy dog gets a kitten for
 christmas.
 Pic: reddit u/lizcomp
 @DrSmashlove
So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved followers: โ€œhold up...dogs and coyotes mix?โ€ Now I ainโ€™t think much about it at the time, but upon further reflection...DOGS AND COYOTES (and dogs and wolves ๐Ÿบ) MIX?! LIKE THESE SPECIES HAVE RELATIONS BRUV?! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Imagine the type of pressure u under as a dog! Like Mr. Peter Poodle hanging at home with Mrs. Pepper Poodle and she gardening and he tending the lawn in overalls and down the street come a wolf and a coyote in a black Chrysler 300 (like them Chryslers that all the trappers drive where it look like a Bentley but really Issa Chrysler) and Mr. Walter Wolf behind the wheel in Cartier glasses, an LA Raiders cap and a leather Pelle Pelle jacket crunching jolly ranchers and holding a double styrofoam cup just pull up to the crib like โ€œAYE PEPPER. GET IN THE WHIP, B!H.โ€ And ol Peter just like โ€œIโ€™m sorry! You canโ€™t speak to my spouse like that! Stop at once before I alert the authorities! Iโ€™ll have you know that I golf with the Chief of Police!โ€ And Walter Wolf just hop out and tear Peterโ€™s leg off and start eating it lmao. And he look at Peter like BOY LEMME GIVE U A LIL HISTORY LESSON. ME AND PEPPER USE TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL. I GOT HER CARRYING MY PUPS TOO BUT SHE WENT TO PLANNED PUPPERHOOD. SHE AIN TELL U ALL THAT DID SHE. PLUS SHE SENDING ME SNAPS WHEN U AT WORK OL โ€œPeter from procurementโ€ lookin a$$. FYI. PEPPER GET IN THE DAMN CAR. NONE OF THIS ARF ARF WOOF WOOF ISHT. SHE READY TO GO BACK TO A REAL BEAST.โ€ And Walter just throw Peterโ€™s leg on the ground and be like โ€œIโ€™LL BRING HER BACK WHEN Iโ€™M DONE.โ€ Smfh. Animal kingdom wil af. Thank God I ainโ€™t gotta deal with an uber-species of trained killers coming for my ladies. To quote Gucci Mane...sh!t shkressful Bruh ๐Ÿ˜ซ BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

So last week I posted an adorable pup that was a doggo-coyote mix. Obviously that precipitated a lot of bewildered comments from my beloved ...