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    Brains, Complex, and Fucking: fuckingflying
 I hate linguistic anthropology. Why?
 One of the most influential experiments
 in linguistic anthropology involved
 teaching a chimp asl. One of the most
 influential linguistics is named Noam
 Chomsky. You know what the chimp's
 name was?
 Nim Chimpsky
 Fucking monkey purn
 And this is in textbooks, in
 documentaries, everywhere. And
 everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD
 AWFUL PUN cause of how important
 the experiment was. But
 BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM
 CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.
 dendritic-trees
 Its not just the linguistic
 anthropologists.
 There's a group of very important
 genes that determine if your body
 develops in the right shape/
 organization... they are called the
 hedgehog genes, because fruit fly
 geneticists are all ridiculous. The
 different hedgehog genes are all named
 after different hedgehogs. And then
 someone decided to get clever and
 name one "sonic hedgehog" because
 this is just what fruitfly geneticists do.
 Well sonic hedgehog controls brain
 development, and now actual doctors
 are stuck in the position of explaining to
 grieving parents that their child's lethal
 birth defects or life-threatening tumors
 are caused by a "sonic hedgehog
 mutation".
 And this is why no one will invite the
 fruit fly people to parties
 error-404-fuck-not-found
 Biogeochemical scientists, upon
 discovering the complex mechanisms
 that govern the storage and use of
 molecular iron on our planet, decided to
 call this cycle "the ferrous wheel" We
 groaned about that for at least five solid
 minutes.
 callmegallifreya
 The phenomenon of sneezing when
 exposed to sudden bright light is called
 an Autosomal-dominant Compelling
 Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO
 Half a byte of data is a nibble.
 theactualcluegirl
 An unidentified, repetitive computer
 error is called a Bug, because the first
 one of those they discovered to be the
 fault of a moth fluttering against the
 vacuum tubes
 I think we need to admit that academics
 and engineers are lonely, stressed
 people whose brains go funny places
 when deprived of sleep and fed too
 much coffee instead
sonic hedgehog
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Brains, Complex, and Fucking: fuckingflying
 I hate linguistic anthropology. Why?
 One of the most influential experiments
 in linguistic anthropology involved
 teaching a chimp asl. One of the most
 influential linguistics is named Noam
 Chomsky. You know what the chimp's
 name was?
 Nim Chimpsky
 Fucking monkey purn
 And this is in textbooks, in
 documentaries, everywhere. And
 everyone just IGNORES THIS GOD
 AWFUL PUN cause of how important
 the experiment was. But
 BUT LOOK AT THIS SHIT. FUCKING NIM
 CHIMPSKY. I HATE THIS WHOLE FIELD.
 dendritic-trees
 Its not just the linguistic
 anthropologists.
 There's a group of very important
 genes that determine if your body
 develops in the right shape/
 organization... they are called the
 hedgehog genes, because fruit fly
 geneticists are all ridiculous. The
 different hedgehog genes are all named
 after different hedgehogs. And then
 someone decided to get clever and
 name one "sonic hedgehog" because
 this is just what fruitfly geneticists do.
 Well sonic hedgehog controls brain
 development, and now actual doctors
 are stuck in the position of explaining to
 grieving parents that their child's lethal
 birth defects or life-threatening tumors
 are caused by a "sonic hedgehog
 mutation".
 And this is why no one will invite the
 fruit fly people to parties
 error-404-fuck-not-found
 Biogeochemical scientists, upon
 discovering the complex mechanisms
 that govern the storage and use of
 molecular iron on our planet, decided to
 call this cycle "the ferrous wheel" We
 groaned about that for at least five solid
 minutes.
 callmegallifreya
 The phenomenon of sneezing when
 exposed to sudden bright light is called
 an Autosomal-dominant Compelling
 Helio Opthalmic Outburst. ACHOO
 Half a byte of data is a nibble.
 theactualcluegirl
 An unidentified, repetitive computer
 error is called a Bug, because the first
 one of those they discovered to be the
 fault of a moth fluttering against the
 vacuum tubes
 I think we need to admit that academics
 and engineers are lonely, stressed
 people whose brains go funny places
 when deprived of sleep and fed too
 much coffee instead
sonic hedgehog
                
            

            
            
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    Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.


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                Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.


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satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.


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    Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

                
                

                
            

            
            
satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.


            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            




    Gif, Target, and Tumblr: satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gif, Target, and Tumblr: satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

                
                

                
            

            
            
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yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.


            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Gif, Tumblr, and Blog: satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

                
                

                
            

            
            
satanic-canadian:
yermemeblog:
That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.


            
            
        

    



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            



        

            
        
        

            




    Bad, Bad Day, and Blade: We have a new roommate moving into the house
 today. Welre justtrying to up front with him.
 to up front with
 (Un)Official House Rules
 1.
 Every Tuesday morning at precisely 9:45 am each roommate is required to
 dance in the hallway to Darude's "Sandstorm" for the entire duration.
 2. At times Zach can be seen eating peanut butter from the tub with a spoon
 while listening to Alanis Morissette in tears. You are not to judge him, he
 had a bad day at work.
 3. Jason decorates the kitchen for every holiday. Don't ask (We are interested
 to see what he has planned for Cesar Chavez Day).
 4. If you hear an earth-shattering bellow that sounds like the shrieks of a
 silverback gorilla in heat, don't be alarmed. It's just Randall sneezing in the
 other room.
 5. Zach can be heard cackling like a witch in his room while watching standup.
 He's actually conducting witchcraft and he may use you to test spells and
 potions
 7.
 Certain roommates do not know how to count properly. DO NOT point it
 out.
 8. There's only room for one hipster haircut in the house, Zach currently holds
 that positon indefinitely
 9. Come football season, if the Seahawks are losing and you happen to be
 within a ten-foot radius of Randall, evacuate the house immediately for your
 10.All guests must go through a mandatory drug test before entering the house.
 11. When Randall is cooking in the kitchen, do not touch the knife after he is
 12.No parties unless Zach is invited.
 own safety
 (Not if they're positive or not, we just need to know if they have some).
 finished with it; the blade is still hot.
 13.Zach sometimes uses outdated expressions without knowing it. You should
 14. You may hear "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba echoing through the
 15.No dishes in the sink.
 be cowabunga with it.
 house. Refer to
srsfunny:Some House Rules
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bad, Bad Day, and Blade: We have a new roommate moving into the house
 today. Welre justtrying to up front with him.
 to up front with
 (Un)Official House Rules
 1.
 Every Tuesday morning at precisely 9:45 am each roommate is required to
 dance in the hallway to Darude's "Sandstorm" for the entire duration.
 2. At times Zach can be seen eating peanut butter from the tub with a spoon
 while listening to Alanis Morissette in tears. You are not to judge him, he
 had a bad day at work.
 3. Jason decorates the kitchen for every holiday. Don't ask (We are interested
 to see what he has planned for Cesar Chavez Day).
 4. If you hear an earth-shattering bellow that sounds like the shrieks of a
 silverback gorilla in heat, don't be alarmed. It's just Randall sneezing in the
 other room.
 5. Zach can be heard cackling like a witch in his room while watching standup.
 He's actually conducting witchcraft and he may use you to test spells and
 potions
 7.
 Certain roommates do not know how to count properly. DO NOT point it
 out.
 8. There's only room for one hipster haircut in the house, Zach currently holds
 that positon indefinitely
 9. Come football season, if the Seahawks are losing and you happen to be
 within a ten-foot radius of Randall, evacuate the house immediately for your
 10.All guests must go through a mandatory drug test before entering the house.
 11. When Randall is cooking in the kitchen, do not touch the knife after he is
 12.No parties unless Zach is invited.
 own safety
 (Not if they're positive or not, we just need to know if they have some).
 finished with it; the blade is still hot.
 13.Zach sometimes uses outdated expressions without knowing it. You should
 14. You may hear "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba echoing through the
 15.No dishes in the sink.
 be cowabunga with it.
 house. Refer to
srsfunny:Some House Rules
                
            

            
            
srsfunny:Some House Rules