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Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for his human in Rosyth, Scotland Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy @ DrSmashlove Men as I told yโ€™all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for โ€œIโ€™m chokingโ€ (also the international sign for โ€œchoke me daddyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul ๐Ÿ’•. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: โ€œhere is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ainโ€™t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying โ€œthank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return Iโ€™m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, thatโ€™s no way to live daddy ๐Ÿ˜Œ hereโ€™s something that will give your leftovers better flavor ๐Ÿค—.โ€ Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now Iโ€™m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! Thatโ€™s off the top! A man shouldnโ€™t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it donโ€™t hurt to be his mommy ๐Ÿค— TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion ๐Ÿ˜‚ p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚
Baked, Bless Up, and Booty: Saw this good boy waiting outside a bakers for
 his human in Rosyth, Scotland
 Pic: reddit u/MacSquizzy
 @ DrSmashlove
Men as I told yโ€™all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the hands to the throat is the international sign for โ€œIโ€™m chokingโ€ (also the international sign for โ€œchoke me daddyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ฌ), handing a man a container full of fresh baked cookies or fudge lets him know u felt the D in your soul ๐Ÿ’•. Sometimes a lady will give u the cookies in plastic Tupperware. Always a wonderful touch. This says: โ€œhere is some reusable Tupperware, daddy. Remember me when you order Thai food and need somewhere to store your leftover pad Thai ๐Ÿ˜Œ.โ€ But see some of u ladies wanna go the extra mile. This type of lady wanna give u them warm, chewy cookies in one of them extremely classy glass containers with a plastic lid. One of them Pyrex or Anchor Hocking joints. This ainโ€™t just about cookies bruv. This is an entirely different statement. She giving u a high grade reusable container that u can use over and over. U can heat up some soup in there. Throw some veggies in there for an afternoon snack. U feel me? There are Myriad uses for this wondrous technology bruv. This a bold statement. She improving yo life. She saying โ€œthank you for the pipe daddy, you upgraded my Punani, so in return Iโ€™m gonna upgrade your entire existence. I opened your fridge and saw you storing leftovers in a Cool Whip container, thatโ€™s no way to live daddy ๐Ÿ˜Œ hereโ€™s something that will give your leftovers better flavor ๐Ÿค—.โ€ Bam. Now every time u use it, u think of how she low key upgraded you. Now Iโ€™m not saying u ladies owe a man this type of sweetness just for good D. Shiiiiiit u DESERVE good D! Thatโ€™s off the top! A man shouldnโ€™t be rewarded for merely performing his Duty To The Thee Booty! But if he do, and if u bequeath uponst him Thee Glassware, just know that he gon love both the cookies and the container and the fondness in his heart will only increase. A lot of these men out here was raised by wolves. If he fulfilling his duties as yo daddy, it donโ€™t hurt to be his mommy ๐Ÿค— TheresNoHopeForOurGenerarion ๐Ÿ˜‚ p.s. ALWAYS OFFER TO RETURN IT - IF SHE TAKE IT BACK, U JUST A SIDE PIECE. TEMPORARY TUPPERWARE = TEMPORARY D, BLESS UP ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚

Men as I told yโ€™all if u lay pipe skillfully and dutifully to a pretty ting, she might fvck around and bake for u. Just like placing the han...

Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww u/bad_girlz ld imgur 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss from a 6 pound Chihuahua Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.โ€ Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. ๐Ÿ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW ๐Ÿ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: โ€œliterally deadโ€. As the big homie Popiando would say, โ€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.โ€ I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said โ€œbish Iโ€™m meeting God nowโ€ and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidโ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!โ€ and I tried to say โ€œthere is no deity except Godโ€ and instead I opened my mouth and said โ€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CAโ€ and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Letโ€™s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. Iโ€™m still dead. I still havenโ€™t recovered. Yโ€™all out here stroking my ego saying Iโ€™m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE ITโ€™S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED ๐Ÿค— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)
Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww
 u/bad_girlz ld imgur
 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss
 from a 6 pound Chihuahua
Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.โ€ Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. ๐Ÿ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW ๐Ÿ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: โ€œliterally deadโ€. As the big homie Popiando would say, โ€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.โ€ I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said โ€œbish Iโ€™m meeting God nowโ€ and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidโ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!โ€ and I tried to say โ€œthere is no deity except Godโ€ and instead I opened my mouth and said โ€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CAโ€ and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Letโ€™s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. Iโ€™m still dead. I still havenโ€™t recovered. Yโ€™all out here stroking my ego saying Iโ€™m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE ITโ€™S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED ๐Ÿค— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a...

Indianapolis Colts, Community, and Funny: "It hasn't been a positive thing," Irsay told reporters. "What we all have to be aware of as players, owners, PR people, equipment managers, is when the lights go on we are entertainment. We are being paid to put on a show. There are other places to express yourself," LER ALERT BALLE RALERTCOM iluvterricka I Guess Jim Irsay Must have Forgotten that he told his players not to kneel Then fired my husband after he did. Not to mention gave a statement saying he was just there to entertain when the lights came on and should do that somewhere else. But now you're giving statements funny how you're troubled now but basically have the same views as the ldiot in Orange. The day my husband was released, he was meeting with the head law enforcements, political leaders in Indy with other players about brining unity to the community and working together. But to say your players do so much for the community and you stand by them is a lie. Some will say my husband was released do to performance but that's a lie as well, if that was the case the entire team was suffering and I'm not sure why my husband received any incentives pay if his performance was lacking or why he was given the game ball for his performance a week prior, Bottom line is Irsay you Tried t TerrickaCromartie calls out Colts owner JimIrsay for releasing AntonioCromartie for taking a knee after Irsay released a statement in response to Trump
Indianapolis Colts, Community, and Funny: "It hasn't been a positive thing," Irsay told
 reporters. "What we all have to be aware of as
 players, owners, PR people, equipment
 managers, is when the lights go on we are
 entertainment. We are being paid to put on a
 show. There are other places to express
 yourself,"
 LER
 ALERT
 BALLE RALERTCOM
 iluvterricka I Guess Jim Irsay Must have Forgotten that he
 told his players not to kneel
 Then fired my husband after he did. Not to mention gave a
 statement saying he was just there to entertain when the
 lights came on and should do that somewhere else. But
 now you're giving statements funny how you're
 troubled now but basically have the same views as the ldiot
 in Orange. The day my husband was released, he was
 meeting with the head law enforcements, political leaders
 in Indy with other players about brining unity to the
 community and working together. But to say your players
 do so much for the community and you stand by them is a
 lie. Some will say my husband was released do to
 performance but that's a lie as well, if that was the case the
 entire team was suffering and I'm not sure why my husband
 received any incentives pay if his performance was lacking
 or why he was given the game ball for his performance a
 week prior, Bottom line is Irsay you Tried t
TerrickaCromartie calls out Colts owner JimIrsay for releasing AntonioCromartie for taking a knee after Irsay released a statement in response to Trump

TerrickaCromartie calls out Colts owner JimIrsay for releasing AntonioCromartie for taking a knee after Irsay released a statement in respon...