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If Programmers Created the Universe

If Programmers Created the Universe

Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl @itzzkait For anyone who says that "love, simon isn't important" jade @loserichie in 2014 l came out to my mom as bisexual, & she told me she would never look at me the same, I cried in the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire family ignored me for days. I was called disgusting & my dad told me l'd "get over it eventually" my mom tried to force me to be straight 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew over 4000 miles to meet this girl as we celebrated being together for over a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris wheel 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with my mom, after a 4 year journey of teaching her to love me for who l am, she grabbed my hand in the theatre while simon came out to his family, & mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in her eyes because when I came out l never got acceptance 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie 3/23/18 when we were leaving the theatre she talked to me about my girlfriend proudly without caring that other people could hear us, something she would've never done even just a year ago 3 ,00 19.6K jade @loserichie 3/23/18 my mom had always been mad at me for not coming out sooner, she had been mad because I was different, but love simon gave her a glimpse on how hard it is to accept yourself as someone in the Igbt+ community, tonight my mom has accepted me more than she ever has 31,614 614 20.7K D 20.7K 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl
 @itzzkait
 For anyone who says that "love, simon
 isn't important"

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2014 l came out to my mom as
 bisexual, & she told me she would
 never look at me the same, I cried in
 the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire
 family ignored me for days. I was
 called disgusting & my dad told me l'd
 "get over it eventually" my mom tried
 to force me to be straight
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on
 a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she
 told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked
 the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew
 over 4000 miles to meet this girl as
 we celebrated being together for over
 a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris
 wheel
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with
 my mom, after a 4 year journey of
 teaching her to love me for who l am,
 she grabbed my hand in the theatre
 while simon came out to his family, &
 mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in
 her eyes because when I came out l
 never got acceptance
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 when we were leaving the theatre she
 talked to me about my girlfriend proudly
 without caring that other people could
 hear us, something she would've never
 done even just a year ago
 3 ,00 19.6K
 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 my mom had always been mad at me
 for not coming out sooner, she had
 been mad because I was different, but
 love simon gave her a glimpse on how
 hard it is to accept yourself as someone
 in the Igbt+ community, tonight my
 mom has accepted me more than she
 ever has
 31,614
 614 20.7K D
 20.7K
 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl @itzzkait For anyone who says that "love, simon isn't important" jade @loserichie in 2014 l came out to my mom as bisexual, & she told me she would never look at me the same, I cried in the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire family ignored me for days. I was called disgusting & my dad told me l'd "get over it eventually" my mom tried to force me to be straight 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew over 4000 miles to meet this girl as we celebrated being together for over a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris wheel 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with my mom, after a 4 year journey of teaching her to love me for who l am, she grabbed my hand in the theatre while simon came out to his family, & mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in her eyes because when I came out l never got acceptance 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie 3/23/18 when we were leaving the theatre she talked to me about my girlfriend proudly without caring that other people could hear us, something she would've never done even just a year ago 3 ,00 19.6K jade @loserichie 3/23/18 my mom had always been mad at me for not coming out sooner, she had been mad because I was different, but love simon gave her a glimpse on how hard it is to accept yourself as someone in the Igbt+ community, tonight my mom has accepted me more than she ever has 31,614 614 20.7K D 20.7K 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl
 @itzzkait
 For anyone who says that "love, simon
 isn't important"

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2014 l came out to my mom as
 bisexual, & she told me she would
 never look at me the same, I cried in
 the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire
 family ignored me for days. I was
 called disgusting & my dad told me l'd
 "get over it eventually" my mom tried
 to force me to be straight
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on
 a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she
 told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked
 the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew
 over 4000 miles to meet this girl as
 we celebrated being together for over
 a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris
 wheel
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with
 my mom, after a 4 year journey of
 teaching her to love me for who l am,
 she grabbed my hand in the theatre
 while simon came out to his family, &
 mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in
 her eyes because when I came out l
 never got acceptance
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 when we were leaving the theatre she
 talked to me about my girlfriend proudly
 without caring that other people could
 hear us, something she would've never
 done even just a year ago
 3 ,00 19.6K
 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 my mom had always been mad at me
 for not coming out sooner, she had
 been mad because I was different, but
 love simon gave her a glimpse on how
 hard it is to accept yourself as someone
 in the Igbt+ community, tonight my
 mom has accepted me more than she
 ever has
 31,614
 614 20.7K D
 20.7K
 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl @itzzkait For anyone who says that "love, simon isn't important" jade @loserichie in 2014 l came out to my mom as bisexual, & she told me she would never look at me the same, I cried in the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire family ignored me for days. I was called disgusting & my dad told me l'd "get over it eventually" my mom tried to force me to be straight 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew over 4000 miles to meet this girl as we celebrated being together for over a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris wheel 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with my mom, after a 4 year journey of teaching her to love me for who l am, she grabbed my hand in the theatre while simon came out to his family, & mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in her eyes because when I came out l never got acceptance 3/23/18, 12:54 AM jade @loserichie 3/23/18 when we were leaving the theatre she talked to me about my girlfriend proudly without caring that other people could hear us, something she would've never done even just a year ago 3 ,00 19.6K jade @loserichie 3/23/18 my mom had always been mad at me for not coming out sooner, she had been mad because I was different, but love simon gave her a glimpse on how hard it is to accept yourself as someone in the Igbt+ community, tonight my mom has accepted me more than she ever has 31,614 614 20.7K D 20.7K 2
Community, Crush, and Dad: Kaitl
 @itzzkait
 For anyone who says that "love, simon
 isn't important"

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2014 l came out to my mom as
 bisexual, & she told me she would
 never look at me the same, I cried in
 the bathroom for 6 hours & my entire
 family ignored me for days. I was
 called disgusting & my dad told me l'd
 "get over it eventually" my mom tried
 to force me to be straight
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 in 2016 I told my mom I had a crush on
 a girl, we cried in a parking lot & she
 told me she wasn't okay with it, I asked
 the girl out anyways. In 2017 I flew
 over 4000 miles to meet this girl as
 we celebrated being together for over
 a year, we had our first kiss: on a feeris
 wheel
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade
 @loserichie
 It's 2018, tonight I saw love simon with
 my mom, after a 4 year journey of
 teaching her to love me for who l am,
 she grabbed my hand in the theatre
 while simon came out to his family, &
 mouthed "im sorry" to me with tears in
 her eyes because when I came out l
 never got acceptance
 3/23/18, 12:54 AM

 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 when we were leaving the theatre she
 talked to me about my girlfriend proudly
 without caring that other people could
 hear us, something she would've never
 done even just a year ago
 3 ,00 19.6K
 jade @loserichie 3/23/18
 my mom had always been mad at me
 for not coming out sooner, she had
 been mad because I was different, but
 love simon gave her a glimpse on how
 hard it is to accept yourself as someone
 in the Igbt+ community, tonight my
 mom has accepted me more than she
 ever has
 31,614
 614 20.7K D
 20.7K
 2
Memes, Video, and White: Est 1775 White liberalism is the most racist component of the left spectrum. The sooner people realize this, the better. Video @minorityredefine.inc
Memes, Video, and White: Est
 1775
White liberalism is the most racist component of the left spectrum. The sooner people realize this, the better. Video @minorityredefine.inc

White liberalism is the most racist component of the left spectrum. The sooner people realize this, the better. Video @minorityredefine.inc

Bad, Click, and Crying: 4 Back to Messenger 9:30 PM 128% D Done ourfunnyzblogzzer.tumblr.c C Q Search Tumblr There's nothing here. Whatever you were looking for doesn't currently éxist at this address. Unless you were looking for this error page, in hich case: Congrats! You totally found it. Log in Sign up Posted by dvdp 4Back to Messenger 9:32 PM nootnootyoufish + inde.... independqueen somebody wrote something on this blog about you LOL. visit http://tinyurl.com/h4zssf5 nootnootyoufish It just went to the login screen independqueen DOnt OPEN IT Do not l fucked up man someones on my blog proba lh nootnootyoufish Oh shit I opened it It just said error page GIF Say your thing harvest-moon-mystic: venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. Too bad I didnt see this sooner.If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing. Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news.
Bad, Click, and Crying: 4 Back to Messenger 9:30 PM
 128% D
 Done ourfunnyzblogzzer.tumblr.c C
 Q Search Tumblr
 There's nothing
 here.
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 currently éxist at this address. Unless
 you were looking for this error page, in
 hich case: Congrats! You totally
 found it.
 Log in
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 Posted by dvdp

 4Back to Messenger 9:32 PM
 nootnootyoufish + inde....
 independqueen
 somebody wrote something on
 this blog about you LOL. visit
 http://tinyurl.com/h4zssf5
 nootnootyoufish
 It just went to the login screen
 independqueen
 DOnt OPEN IT
 Do not
 l fucked up man someones on
 my blog proba lh
 nootnootyoufish
 Oh shit I opened it
 It just said error page
 GIF Say your thing
harvest-moon-mystic:
venneccablind:

nootnootyoufish:

YO PSA!!!
If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!!! IT’S NOT THEM THAT SENT IT!!!! IT’LL FUCK UP YOUR TUMBLR AND SEND THE LINK TO OTHERS ON YOUR ACCOUNT. 
EDIT: Shit! I might have to make a new account. This is screwing up my tumblr and one of my side blogs has been deleted. 

Too bad I didnt see this sooner.If you get some random message from me guys, heres a thing.

Ughhhhhh this fucked up a blog I had been running for 5 years and I lost so many followers and i got locked out of my messenger, my ability to tag things, my whole theme/page setup, access to archives, everything. If you ever get a link like this from me or crying-for-the-moon (personal blog) DON’T CLICK IT. It sends a message to every mutual you have if you let the virus in. This link sent messages to hundreds and hundreds of people from my other blog and fucked up their blogs too. This shit is bad news.

harvest-moon-mystic: venneccablind: nootnootyoufish: YO PSA!!! If you get a link like this from one of your tumblr buddies, DON’T OPEN IT!...

Ass, Condom, and Doctor: The counter giri told me birth ol anyway I was I thad sex without a condom, but IIm on the pime Stim, l left Walmart immediately to purchase Plan B the guy's house& drove to 45 & in a locked case, btw Employee an] old woman shot a look, only said God have mercy' after I smiled/thenked (her" "The first time ltried to go on contraception.. sald he wouldnt prescribe ft, as it would promote promiseuous activity the doctor Ivisited NDC 51285-942-88 PlanB Rx only for womern younger than age 17 pill the pharmacist scowled, scoffed and loudly asked if I wanted the generie, ['d have to responsible and take two pills over 12 hours, she sald, but it would save me a few bucks in the end. morning-after e Tablet the phrase "Whenluttered' tected sex sooner you tak etter Plan B be more save-me-grunkle-ford: roseynopes: stylemic: What it’s like to be slut-shamed when buying birth control Even when pharmacists do let people access contraception, whether emergency contraception or condoms or prescription birth control pills, the process isn’t always free of judgment. In a series of recent online discussions, people across the country have begun to share stories of the stigma they’ve experienced. As many have pointed out, this can be especially damaging to teens. DO YOU SEE THIS? PHARMACY EMPLOYEES IN THE U.S. ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DO THIS. THAT GOES FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE FRONT AS WELL AS PEOPLE IN WHITE COATS BEHIND THE CAGE. If an employee in a pharmacy makes a snide comment - Front store workers, pharmacists, or Pharmacy Techs give you shit? Gently (Or not so gently) remind them that the waiver they signed upon being hired legally binds them from commenting on your purchase, as it is a violation of privacy laws. Doing so is grounds for INSTANT termination and hefty fines. Pharmacy workers (white coats) are legally obligated to ASK if you need an explanation of how medication works and any side effects, any medication conflicts etc. If you decline, THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED AT ALL TO MAKE SNIDE REMARKS OR FARTHER COMMENT ON YOUR PURCHASE. FRONT STORE EMPLOYEES CAN NOT AT ALL COMMENT IN ANY WAY, IN ANY STORE WITH A PHARMACY IN IT. Know your rights. If this shit happens? Call them the fuck out and ask to speak to a manager. Get worked up. Cause a scene. Threaten a Lawsuit. If you see this happening to someone else, and they seem to be struggling, speak up for them.  As a Pharmacy worker, you bet your ass I’ll protect you and your privacy. IT’S MY JOB. REBLOG THIS I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG IS THIS IS SOMETHING EVERYONE SHOULD SEE
Ass, Condom, and Doctor: The counter giri told me
 birth
 ol anyway
 I was

 I thad sex without a condom, but IIm on the
 pime Stim, l left
 Walmart immediately to purchase Plan B
 the guy's house& drove to
 45 & in a locked case, btw Employee
 an] old woman shot a look, only said God
 have mercy' after I smiled/thenked (her"

 "The first time ltried to go on
 contraception..
 sald he wouldnt prescribe ft, as it
 would promote promiseuous activity
 the doctor Ivisited

 NDC 51285-942-88
 PlanB
 Rx only for womern
 younger than age 17
 pill the pharmacist scowled, scoffed and
 loudly asked if I wanted the generie, ['d
 have to responsible and take two
 pills over 12 hours, she sald, but it would
 save me a few bucks in the end.
 morning-after
 e Tablet
 the phrase
 "Whenluttered'
 tected sex
 sooner you tak
 etter Plan B
 be more
save-me-grunkle-ford:
roseynopes:

stylemic:

What it’s like to be slut-shamed when buying birth control
Even when pharmacists do let people access contraception, whether emergency contraception or condoms or prescription birth control pills, the process isn’t always free of judgment. In a series of recent online discussions, people across the country have begun to share stories of the stigma they’ve experienced. As many have pointed out, this can be especially damaging to teens.

DO YOU SEE THIS? PHARMACY EMPLOYEES IN THE U.S. ARE NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DO THIS. THAT GOES FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE FRONT AS WELL AS PEOPLE IN WHITE COATS BEHIND THE CAGE.
If an employee in a pharmacy makes a snide comment - Front store workers, pharmacists, or Pharmacy Techs give you shit? Gently (Or not so gently) remind them that the waiver they signed upon being hired legally binds them from commenting on your purchase, as it is a violation of privacy laws. Doing so is grounds for INSTANT termination and hefty fines.
Pharmacy workers (white coats) are legally obligated to ASK if you need an explanation of how medication works and any side effects, any medication conflicts etc. If you decline, THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED AT ALL TO MAKE SNIDE REMARKS OR FARTHER COMMENT ON YOUR PURCHASE. FRONT STORE EMPLOYEES CAN NOT AT ALL COMMENT IN ANY WAY, IN ANY STORE WITH A PHARMACY IN IT.
Know your rights. If this shit happens? Call them the fuck out and ask to speak to a manager. Get worked up. Cause a scene. Threaten a Lawsuit. If you see this happening to someone else, and they seem to be struggling, speak up for them.  
As a Pharmacy worker, you bet your ass I’ll protect you and your privacy. IT’S MY JOB.


REBLOG THIS
I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG IS
THIS IS SOMETHING EVERYONE SHOULD SEE

save-me-grunkle-ford: roseynopes: stylemic: What it’s like to be slut-shamed when buying birth control Even when pharmacists do let people...

Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke and the girl under his bed starts laughing too Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.
Android, Bad, and Chill: When you tell your boyfriend a joke
 and the girl under his bed starts
 laughing too
Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find another dollar, are you not going to pick it up? Long story short my girl was out of town at her friends graduation. She left me a spear key to come feed her dog through out the week. I did the opposite, I treated him like Gary the snail. I had my side girl over bout to get busy. You know that deep gut feeling that tells you “ight chill out” but you ignore it? That be God mercy tryna save you. I’m catching some bomb neck, I’m talking about My meat going through a 5 star car wash when I hear a engine pull up out front. I look out the window and see my girl hop out a Uber. My side girl hid under the bed. I can tell She done this before. I slid under the sheets and fake sleep. My girl comes in talking about she changed her flight to come home sooner. Android users text take 3 business days. Babe starts asking me what’s her favorite color. I confidently blurted our magenta. Here comes her dog with a red thong in his mouth. Damn dogs can’t stick together? The FBI agent in her came out and starts interrogating me. Under her sheets I’m getting my dick rode by bed bugs during the interrogation process. Im tryna figure how to get this girl out this crib before I’m toast. My girl mid way through her sentence when you hear a sneeze under her bed. Within seconds my girl downloaded a heart beat sensor. I swear Android users got it good. This is now modern warfare. I watch my girl play search&destroy with my side chick. Side chicks heartless so she couldn’t detect her. Me being the real nigga I am had to flip the whole situation on her. “I don’t like how you assume me as a black man cheat, if you don’t trust me Idk about this” Tears in my eyes because it smelled like fish cakes and my eyes couldn’t take it. My girl felt bad and hit me with the double hand twist Gawk combo. My girl said she was coming back Sunday and came back Friday. She lied to me. I can’t date liars fam. I broke up with her. I’m single and my side girl still live under my ex bed. She text me from time to time for help. Shoulda had a escape rope.

Never forget your girls favorite color. I can’t explain why dudes cheat but answer this, if you got money in your wallet and you find anothe...

Being Alone, College, and Computers: Philadelphia NEWS . RESTAURANTS HEALTH- WE G SITI[+ REAL ESIATE & HEUE· 1HINGS 10 De- 酉EDDING- BEST 0F PEILLY MAGAZINE Q Besides, the impetus seemed righteous. In a world torn asunder by the Great Depression, the Holocaust, and two World Wars, our citizenry needed to come together, be united, rally behind a collective vision of what it meant to be an American: You lived in a single-family house. you drove a station wagon, you wore bowling shirts and blue jeans, and you slathered mayonnaise on everything from BLTs to burgers to pastrami on rye. How do you think "Hold the mayo" became a saying? There was aluays mayo, and if you were some kind of deviant who didn't want it, you had to say so out loud MY SON İAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young people you know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But for the most part, today's youth would sooner get their news from an actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise The origins of this contentious condiment are hotly debated. Is its name derived from the city of Mahon on the Balearic Island of Menorca, where the Duc de Richelieu's chef, unable to find cream for a sauce to celebrate his lordship's successful siege during the Seven Years War, substituted an emulsion of eggs and ol? Or is it a bastardization of Bayonnaise, fronm polyglotplatypus:please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
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 Besides, the impetus seemed righteous. In a world torn asunder by the
 Great Depression, the Holocaust, and two World Wars, our citizenry
 needed to come together, be united, rally behind a collective vision of
 what it meant to be an American: You lived in a single-family house. you
 drove a station wagon, you wore bowling shirts and blue jeans, and you
 slathered mayonnaise on everything from BLTs to burgers to pastrami on
 rye. How do you think "Hold the mayo" became a saying? There was
 aluays mayo, and if you were some kind of deviant who didn't want it,
 you had to say so out loud
 MY SON İAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who
 works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also
 have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college.
 Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young
 people you know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the
 depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But
 for the most part, today's youth would sooner get their news from an
 actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise
 The origins of this contentious condiment are hotly debated. Is its name
 derived from the city of Mahon on the Balearic Island of Menorca, where
 the Duc de Richelieu's chef, unable to find cream for a sauce to celebrate
 his lordship's successful siege during the Seven Years War, substituted an
 emulsion of eggs and ol? Or is it a bastardization of Bayonnaise, fronm
polyglotplatypus:please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

polyglotplatypus:please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industr...

Being Alone, College, and Computers: Philadelphia NEWS . RESTAURANTS HEALTH- WE G SITI[+ REAL ESIATE & HEUE· 1HINGS 10 De- 酉EDDING- BEST 0F PEILLY MAGAZINE Q Besides, the impetus seemed righteous. In a world torn asunder by the Great Depression, the Holocaust, and two World Wars, our citizenry needed to come together, be united, rally behind a collective vision of what it meant to be an American: You lived in a single-family house. you drove a station wagon, you wore bowling shirts and blue jeans, and you slathered mayonnaise on everything from BLTs to burgers to pastrami on rye. How do you think "Hold the mayo" became a saying? There was aluays mayo, and if you were some kind of deviant who didn't want it, you had to say so out loud MY SON İAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young people you know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But for the most part, today's youth would sooner get their news from an actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise The origins of this contentious condiment are hotly debated. Is its name derived from the city of Mahon on the Balearic Island of Menorca, where the Duc de Richelieu's chef, unable to find cream for a sauce to celebrate his lordship's successful siege during the Seven Years War, substituted an emulsion of eggs and ol? Or is it a bastardization of Bayonnaise, fronm polyglotplatypus:please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
Being Alone, College, and Computers: Philadelphia NEWS .
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 Besides, the impetus seemed righteous. In a world torn asunder by the
 Great Depression, the Holocaust, and two World Wars, our citizenry
 needed to come together, be united, rally behind a collective vision of
 what it meant to be an American: You lived in a single-family house. you
 drove a station wagon, you wore bowling shirts and blue jeans, and you
 slathered mayonnaise on everything from BLTs to burgers to pastrami on
 rye. How do you think "Hold the mayo" became a saying? There was
 aluays mayo, and if you were some kind of deviant who didn't want it,
 you had to say so out loud
 MY SON İAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who
 works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also
 have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college.
 Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young
 people you know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the
 depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But
 for the most part, today's youth would sooner get their news from an
 actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise
 The origins of this contentious condiment are hotly debated. Is its name
 derived from the city of Mahon on the Balearic Island of Menorca, where
 the Duc de Richelieu's chef, unable to find cream for a sauce to celebrate
 his lordship's successful siege during the Seven Years War, substituted an
 emulsion of eggs and ol? Or is it a bastardization of Bayonnaise, fronm
polyglotplatypus:please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

polyglotplatypus:please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industr...

Being Alone, College, and Computers: Philadelphia NEWS . RESTAURANTS HEALTH- WE G SITI[+ REAL ESIATE & HEUE· 1HINGS 10 De- 酉EDDING- BEST 0F PEILLY MAGAZINE Q Besides, the impetus seemed righteous. In a world torn asunder by the Great Depression, the Holocaust, and two World Wars, our citizenry needed to come together, be united, rally behind a collective vision of what it meant to be an American: You lived in a single-family house. you drove a station wagon, you wore bowling shirts and blue jeans, and you slathered mayonnaise on everything from BLTs to burgers to pastrami on rye. How do you think "Hold the mayo" became a saying? There was aluays mayo, and if you were some kind of deviant who didn't want it, you had to say so out loud MY SON İAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young people you know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But for the most part, today's youth would sooner get their news from an actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise The origins of this contentious condiment are hotly debated. Is its name derived from the city of Mahon on the Balearic Island of Menorca, where the Duc de Richelieu's chef, unable to find cream for a sauce to celebrate his lordship's successful siege during the Seven Years War, substituted an emulsion of eggs and ol? Or is it a bastardization of Bayonnaise, fronm ouyangdan: negamewtwo: polyglotplatypus: please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON OH MY GOD
Being Alone, College, and Computers: Philadelphia NEWS .
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 Besides, the impetus seemed righteous. In a world torn asunder by the
 Great Depression, the Holocaust, and two World Wars, our citizenry
 needed to come together, be united, rally behind a collective vision of
 what it meant to be an American: You lived in a single-family house. you
 drove a station wagon, you wore bowling shirts and blue jeans, and you
 slathered mayonnaise on everything from BLTs to burgers to pastrami on
 rye. How do you think "Hold the mayo" became a saying? There was
 aluays mayo, and if you were some kind of deviant who didn't want it,
 you had to say so out loud
 MY SON İAKE, who's 25, eats mayo. He's a practical young man who
 works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He's a good son. I also
 have a daughter. She was a women's and gender studies major in college.
 Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise. And she's not alone. Ask the young
 people you know their opinion of mayo, and you'll be shocked by the
 depths of their emotion. Oh, there's the occasional outlier, like Jake. But
 for the most part, today's youth would sooner get their news from an
 actual paper newspaper than ingest mayonnaise
 The origins of this contentious condiment are hotly debated. Is its name
 derived from the city of Mahon on the Balearic Island of Menorca, where
 the Duc de Richelieu's chef, unable to find cream for a sauce to celebrate
 his lordship's successful siege during the Seven Years War, substituted an
 emulsion of eggs and ol? Or is it a bastardization of Bayonnaise, fronm
ouyangdan:
negamewtwo:

polyglotplatypus:
please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore
PLEASE TURN THE SOUND ON

OH MY GOD

ouyangdan: negamewtwo: polyglotplatypus: please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killi...

Beautiful, Gif, and I Bet: Monday 21:08 You're in construction and I'm in civil engineering. Why don't we get together and erect something, eh? ;D I'm not even sorry, that joke is amazing Tuesday 18:00 Don't apologize, I would've responded sooner but I was building a response Tuesday 18:23 Ah perfect, because that joke's struc ture was perfect, and I'm not letting a general contractor muck up the design Truss me I would not let that happen (PS I can keep this going until the puns are awful) You're really nailing these jokes (I bet you I can last longer) Today 09:21 If you think that than you're screwed Then I wouldn't mind getting screwed as long as it's with a competent construction worker. I hope you can handle steel rods properly As long as there are the proper safety requirements I'm certified to handle steel rods I'll make sure your company has OSHA 30 certified safety officers on site for screwing steel into the proper openings Today 10:07 When would you like to schedule an inspection on your beautiful structure Well it took me forty hours to be fully certified for a construction site so I'd say at least that long of an examination of your resume Is that going to be at a site visit or through RFI prior to a meeting Today 12:33 Probably an rfi and then a submittal as to where the meeting would take place Just to make sure all site visits are done properly Of course, of course. Got to make sure to follow all the procedures. Where do l send my RFI? All RFIs must be sent to and must follow a lack of fuckboi language GIF Type a message Shes a construction intern and Im a civil engineering intern. Better bring my hard hat
Beautiful, Gif, and I Bet: Monday 21:08
 You're in construction and I'm in civil
 engineering. Why don't we get together
 and erect something, eh? ;D
 I'm not even sorry, that joke is amazing
 Tuesday 18:00
 Don't apologize, I would've responded
 sooner but I was building a response
 Tuesday 18:23
 Ah perfect, because that joke's struc
 ture was perfect, and I'm not letting a
 general contractor muck up the design
 Truss me I would not let that happen
 (PS I can keep this going until the puns
 are awful)
 You're really nailing these jokes
 (I bet you I can last longer)
 Today 09:21
 If you think that than you're screwed
 Then
 I wouldn't mind getting screwed
 as long as it's with a competent
 construction worker. I hope you can
 handle steel rods properly
 As long as there are the proper safety
 requirements I'm certified to handle
 steel rods
 I'll make sure your company has OSHA
 30 certified safety officers on site for
 screwing steel into the proper openings
 Today 10:07
 When would you like to schedule an
 inspection on your beautiful structure
 Well it took me forty hours to be fully
 certified for a construction site so I'd
 say at least that long of an examination
 of your resume
 Is that going to be at a site visit or
 through RFI prior to a meeting
 Today 12:33
 Probably an rfi and then a submittal
 as to where the meeting would take
 place
 Just to make sure all site visits are
 done properly
 Of course, of course. Got to make sure
 to follow all the procedures. Where do l
 send my RFI?
 All RFIs must be sent to
 and must follow a lack of fuckboi
 language
 GIF
 Type a message
Shes a construction intern and Im a civil engineering intern. Better bring my hard hat

Shes a construction intern and Im a civil engineering intern. Better bring my hard hat