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soup kitchen: My first Halloween without a husband, but I still have a good couples' costume. Pic: reddit u/Tela99 @DrSmashlove I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT I’VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SEATTLE AND HER FAVORITE SPOT TO ENJOY A CRAFT BEER IS STOUP BREWING AND SHE’S A CONTRACTOR FOR AMAZON WHO WORKS FROM HOME AND ENJOYS HIKES WITH HER PUP. ALSO I’VE DETERMINED THAT HER EX WHOSE NAME IS DEFINITELY STEVE IS AN UGLY, MEAN PERSON WHO SH!TTED ON HER. SADLY WHEN MY IMAGINATION RUNS WILD LIKE THIS I COULD BE ABSOLUTELY WRONG BUT IT’S REALLY HARD TO DISABUSE ME OF MY IMAGINATIONS LIKE STEVE’S BEST FRIEND RICK COULD DM ME LIKE “Yeah, ok, first of all, ‘funnyman’...Her name is Lisa. Second, my best friend’s name is Jim. Third, Jim is a saint - he runs a small soup kitchen for Seattle’s homeless. Fourth, Lisa is the most vapid, miserable human I’ve ever met. We were horrified when Jim married Lisa. Dude...she’s wearing UGGS in the pic. Did that not tip you off(?)” AND I’D BE LIKE “THANK U RICK BUT FIRST OF ALL HE’S STEVE AND SECOND OF ALL YOUR NAME ISN’T RICK IT’S JULIUS AND THIRD OF ALL JULIUS IN MY IMAGINATION YOU’RE A BAD INFLUENCE WHO TOOK STEVE TO BOY’S WEEKENDS IN VEGAS WHERE U AND HIM DID TERRIBLE THINGS WHILE HOLLY WAS AT HOME CRYING INTO HER STOUP BEER PLEASE DON’T CONTACT ME ANY LONGER BLESS UP” WhatsWrongWithMe alot BlessUpHolly LoveYouMama 🤗😂😂😂
soup kitchen: My first Halloween without a husband, but I
 still have a good couples' costume.
 Pic: reddit u/Tela99
 @DrSmashlove
I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT I’VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SEATTLE AND HER FAVORITE SPOT TO ENJOY A CRAFT BEER IS STOUP BREWING AND SHE’S A CONTRACTOR FOR AMAZON WHO WORKS FROM HOME AND ENJOYS HIKES WITH HER PUP. ALSO I’VE DETERMINED THAT HER EX WHOSE NAME IS DEFINITELY STEVE IS AN UGLY, MEAN PERSON WHO SH!TTED ON HER. SADLY WHEN MY IMAGINATION RUNS WILD LIKE THIS I COULD BE ABSOLUTELY WRONG BUT IT’S REALLY HARD TO DISABUSE ME OF MY IMAGINATIONS LIKE STEVE’S BEST FRIEND RICK COULD DM ME LIKE “Yeah, ok, first of all, ‘funnyman’...Her name is Lisa. Second, my best friend’s name is Jim. Third, Jim is a saint - he runs a small soup kitchen for Seattle’s homeless. Fourth, Lisa is the most vapid, miserable human I’ve ever met. We were horrified when Jim married Lisa. Dude...she’s wearing UGGS in the pic. Did that not tip you off(?)” AND I’D BE LIKE “THANK U RICK BUT FIRST OF ALL HE’S STEVE AND SECOND OF ALL YOUR NAME ISN’T RICK IT’S JULIUS AND THIRD OF ALL JULIUS IN MY IMAGINATION YOU’RE A BAD INFLUENCE WHO TOOK STEVE TO BOY’S WEEKENDS IN VEGAS WHERE U AND HIM DID TERRIBLE THINGS WHILE HOLLY WAS AT HOME CRYING INTO HER STOUP BEER PLEASE DON’T CONTACT ME ANY LONGER BLESS UP” WhatsWrongWithMe alot BlessUpHolly LoveYouMama 🤗😂😂😂

I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS WOMAN BUT I’VE ALREADY CREATED AN ENTIRE NARRATIVE IN MY HEAD THAT HER NAME IS HOLLY AND SHE LIVES IN SE...

soup kitchen: searched for God and found only myself I searched for myself and found only God. Sufi proverb People close to say I share too much personal stuff on here... But the thing is, I have a lot to share, I have a lot of love to give & I don't care who hears what I think or who receives the benefits of my love. If you are taking something from this, it's because you are supposed to be reading this, you are giving your time & attention, so you should be receiving the gift that is sharing. There is no where to hide, we are all hypocrites because this life that we are living collectively isn't sustainable. As much as so decry this system, right now we are still apart of it. Many people I know decry the systems of oppression, but they wouldn't risk their lives or liberty to stop the oppression. Too comfortable to sacrifice their privileges. Many people I know have more money than me, act liberal but aren't doing sh*t for others because it involves a lifestyle change, perhaps a loss of money. Many Europeans I know want to go help in Africa, but don't actually help the Europeans struggling in Europe. A European homeless man froze to death the other day in Birmingham, where were you? But you wana travel to Africa to take pictures with African children, like a black people safari, so you can say you did your bit, Yet you walk past the estates in Europe everyday, people malnourished, I never see you at a soup kitchen, or employing them. Africans with way more money than me, talking big Pan African talks, aren't building with Africans in Africa, aren't investing in Africa, too concerned with getting a mortgage in Europe, raising their children in Europe, scared to lose money, needing that validation from these same systems they bad mouth. I share because I care & I will make sure that I make a difference, & everyone knows I'm making a difference, so we can show this as an example of success. No hiding behind my privileges, I never wanted them anyway, so I am using them to make a positive difference. You are the God you seek, you are your own university & you are the change you want to see. What are you doing? Are you trying your best. Don't seek out leaders to make you a better person, you are a person, now be better. Starving children can't eat excuses chakabars
soup kitchen: searched for God
 and found only myself
 I searched for myself
 and found only God.
 Sufi proverb
People close to say I share too much personal stuff on here... But the thing is, I have a lot to share, I have a lot of love to give & I don't care who hears what I think or who receives the benefits of my love. If you are taking something from this, it's because you are supposed to be reading this, you are giving your time & attention, so you should be receiving the gift that is sharing. There is no where to hide, we are all hypocrites because this life that we are living collectively isn't sustainable. As much as so decry this system, right now we are still apart of it. Many people I know decry the systems of oppression, but they wouldn't risk their lives or liberty to stop the oppression. Too comfortable to sacrifice their privileges. Many people I know have more money than me, act liberal but aren't doing sh*t for others because it involves a lifestyle change, perhaps a loss of money. Many Europeans I know want to go help in Africa, but don't actually help the Europeans struggling in Europe. A European homeless man froze to death the other day in Birmingham, where were you? But you wana travel to Africa to take pictures with African children, like a black people safari, so you can say you did your bit, Yet you walk past the estates in Europe everyday, people malnourished, I never see you at a soup kitchen, or employing them. Africans with way more money than me, talking big Pan African talks, aren't building with Africans in Africa, aren't investing in Africa, too concerned with getting a mortgage in Europe, raising their children in Europe, scared to lose money, needing that validation from these same systems they bad mouth. I share because I care & I will make sure that I make a difference, & everyone knows I'm making a difference, so we can show this as an example of success. No hiding behind my privileges, I never wanted them anyway, so I am using them to make a positive difference. You are the God you seek, you are your own university & you are the change you want to see. What are you doing? Are you trying your best. Don't seek out leaders to make you a better person, you are a person, now be better. Starving children can't eat excuses chakabars

People close to say I share too much personal stuff on here... But the thing is, I have a lot to share, I have a lot of love to give & I...

soup kitchen: Dear Door-to-Door Religious Salespeople; As a resident of a property that seems to attract your types, I've begun to see it as absolutely necessary to bring a few things to your attention. First, I keep an irregular schedule, and you nearly always show up while I'm trying to sleep. Not the best first impression. There's a reason that I don't go around knocking on people's doors at odd hours of the night seeking to engage strangers in theological discussions. Come to think of it, I wouldn't do that at any time. It just seems creepy and intrusive. Secondly, I'm an adult. Being that I have spent more than 30 years on this earth, it's just not realistic for someone like yourself to assume that there's a vacuum where my belief system should be. Sincere contemplation of that idea seems like it ought to reduce the options we're left with, leaving it at either your complete lack of consideration that I may already be in possession of beliefs contrary to yours, or that you think my beliefs are wrong. That's not really a great place to start from, either. Think of it this way: You're spending your day walking up to knock on strangers' doors, to tell them that the conclusions their life experiences have lead them to are not just wrong, but damnably wrong. All you have to offer is a ticket to a really good place, and exemption from a really bad place, neither of which I believe in, nor could be convinced to believe in by someone so fucking stupid that they think I'd be receptive to having this conversation after being woken up. I can't help but feel that a religion based on the same practices as door-to-door kitchen knife and vacuum cleaner sales people is missing something from its' basic moral structure. Why don't you do something productive, like open a fucking soup kitchen and preach at people you have by the balls via their hunger? I mean sure, captive audience and whatever, but at least it would provide you a fucking purpose to your shit attempts at missionary work. Can we just assume that door and talk to you, it wouldn't make either of us happy? I actually did open the If vou Westboro-style motherfuckers have something remotely responsible like a "Do Not Knock" list. please fucking well put this address on there. As a matter of fact, I solemnly swear that for every fucking pamphlet you leave at my door, I will masturbate at LEAST once to gay porn. Won't you end up going to hell if you continue doing something you know for shit sure will make me send myself to hell? At least it certainly wouldn't seem very ... Christian, of you. I do have to give your version of God some level of credit; it's an actual fucking miracle you don't all end up shot. In conclusion, go fuck yourselves. failnation: Angry Neighbor Wrote a Letter to Jehovah’s Witnesseshttp://failnation.tumblr.com
soup kitchen: Dear Door-to-Door Religious Salespeople;
 As a resident of a property that seems to attract your types, I've begun to see it as absolutely
 necessary to bring a few things to your attention.
 First, I keep an irregular schedule, and you nearly always show up while I'm trying to sleep. Not the best
 first impression. There's a reason that I don't go around knocking on people's doors at odd hours of the
 night seeking to engage strangers in theological discussions. Come to think of it, I wouldn't do that at
 any time. It just seems creepy and intrusive.
 Secondly, I'm an adult. Being that I have spent more than 30 years on this earth, it's just not realistic for
 someone like yourself to assume that there's a vacuum where my belief system should be. Sincere
 contemplation of that idea seems like it ought to reduce the options we're left with, leaving it at either
 your complete lack of consideration that I may already be in possession of beliefs contrary to yours, or
 that you think my beliefs are wrong. That's not really a great place to start from, either.
 Think of it this way: You're spending your day walking up to knock on strangers' doors, to tell them that
 the conclusions their life experiences have lead them to are not just wrong, but damnably wrong. All you
 have to offer is a ticket to a really good place, and exemption from a really bad place, neither of which I
 believe in, nor could be convinced to believe in by someone so fucking stupid that they think I'd be
 receptive to having this conversation after being woken up.
 I can't help but feel that a religion based on the same practices as door-to-door kitchen knife and
 vacuum cleaner sales people is missing something from its' basic moral structure. Why don't you do
 something productive, like open a fucking soup kitchen and preach at people you have by the balls via
 their hunger? I mean sure, captive audience and whatever, but at least it would provide you a fucking
 purpose to your shit attempts at missionary work. Can we just assume that
 door and talk to you, it wouldn't make either of us happy?
 I actually did open the
 If vou Westboro-style motherfuckers have something remotely responsible like a "Do Not Knock" list.
 please fucking well put this address on there. As a matter of fact, I solemnly swear that for every fucking
 pamphlet you leave at my door, I will masturbate at LEAST once to gay porn. Won't you end up going to
 hell if you continue doing something you know for shit sure will make me send myself to hell? At least it
 certainly wouldn't seem very ... Christian, of you.
 I do have to give your version of God some level of credit; it's an actual fucking miracle you don't all end
 up shot.
 In conclusion, go fuck yourselves.
failnation:

Angry Neighbor Wrote a Letter to Jehovah’s Witnesseshttp://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation: Angry Neighbor Wrote a Letter to Jehovah’s Witnesseshttp://failnation.tumblr.com