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Bad, Halo, and Life: u/Hjaaal ld i.redd.it now hug me human! @DrSmashlove Life update: Iโ€™ve tried all the healthy ice creams bruv. Halo Top. Enlightened. Arctic Zero. And Iโ€™ve come to the scientific conclusion that they all suck ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Not edible. Not creamy or dreamy enuf. Simply not satisfying. Itโ€™s like when you break up with yo ex and date a whole bunch of duds and then u just like โ€œI miss my ex, imma take them back even tho they ainโ€™t good for me because they SPICY ๐Ÿค—โ€. Thatโ€™s Ben and Jerryโ€™s bruv. Yes they got 3,892 calories per pint. And 582 grams of fat. And some crack. Like literally in the ingredients it say โ€œsugarly, heavenly sugar; milkariffic milk from happy cows who listen to the Grateful Dead all day and inhale dab fumes; and a touch of crack. Just a touch! ๐Ÿ‘Œ A lil Vermont Crack for love, just like Jerry Garcia used to like it โ˜บ๏ธ. Cookie dough. Maltodextrin (sorry, we canโ€™t have this goodness go bad on you, pilgrim!) ๐Ÿ˜‡โ€ Smfh. Ben and Jerry we canโ€™t eat no regular ice cream now. Yโ€™all done ruined us. If every bite donโ€™t have chunks of real brownie batter, waffle cone, almonds, fudge swirl, creamy caramel, and a touch of illegal hallucinogens, we donโ€™t want it. Yโ€™all are the cot damn Shaq PP of the ice cream industry. We went Shaq and it ainโ€™t no going back. We open now. Criminals ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Bad, Halo, and Life: u/Hjaaal ld i.redd.it
 now hug me human!
 @DrSmashlove
Life update: Iโ€™ve tried all the healthy ice creams bruv. Halo Top. Enlightened. Arctic Zero. And Iโ€™ve come to the scientific conclusion that they all suck ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. Not edible. Not creamy or dreamy enuf. Simply not satisfying. Itโ€™s like when you break up with yo ex and date a whole bunch of duds and then u just like โ€œI miss my ex, imma take them back even tho they ainโ€™t good for me because they SPICY ๐Ÿค—โ€. Thatโ€™s Ben and Jerryโ€™s bruv. Yes they got 3,892 calories per pint. And 582 grams of fat. And some crack. Like literally in the ingredients it say โ€œsugarly, heavenly sugar; milkariffic milk from happy cows who listen to the Grateful Dead all day and inhale dab fumes; and a touch of crack. Just a touch! ๐Ÿ‘Œ A lil Vermont Crack for love, just like Jerry Garcia used to like it โ˜บ๏ธ. Cookie dough. Maltodextrin (sorry, we canโ€™t have this goodness go bad on you, pilgrim!) ๐Ÿ˜‡โ€ Smfh. Ben and Jerry we canโ€™t eat no regular ice cream now. Yโ€™all done ruined us. If every bite donโ€™t have chunks of real brownie batter, waffle cone, almonds, fudge swirl, creamy caramel, and a touch of illegal hallucinogens, we donโ€™t want it. Yโ€™all are the cot damn Shaq PP of the ice cream industry. We went Shaq and it ainโ€™t no going back. We open now. Criminals ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Life update: Iโ€™ve tried all the healthy ice creams bruv. Halo Top. Enlightened. Arctic Zero. And Iโ€™ve come to the scientific conclusion that...

Anaconda, Bless Up, and Click: u/scigs6 21d i.redd.it This fur baby turns five today! Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today ๐Ÿ˜ VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS ๐Ÿค— - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation ๐Ÿ˜„". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct ๐Ÿ˜ฉ)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚))
Anaconda, Bless Up, and Click: u/scigs6 21d i.redd.it
 This fur baby turns five today!
Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simple. IT'S GUARANTEED TO INCLUDE GROSS MEALS THAT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER CONSUME BUT I ENJOYING LOOKING AT IT BC IT'S SPICY ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚: "chia seeds in coconut milk on a bed of flax blended with kale and eggplant today ๐Ÿ˜ VeganFit delicious smoothie". MAMA, STOP THIS SHIT. AIN'T NOTHING DELICIOUS ABOUT THIS UNGODLY CONCOCTION. IF U GON EAT IT TO DEVELOP A SIX PACK THEN MORE LOVE AND MORE LIFE TO U BUT STOP PRETENDING - A BANANA SPLIT IS DELICIOUS - TACOS ARE DELICIOUS - PUNANI IS DELICIOUS ๐Ÿค— - MIXING A WHOLE BUNCH OF INCONGRUOUS PLANTS TOGETHER LIKE THIS LET'S KEEP IT 600 THAT AIN'T DELICIOUS ๐Ÿ˜‚. And y'all wanna photograph these concoctions to support each other. "Squash and celery smoothie with hemp seed and spirulina thanks @_fit_jen69 for the recommendation ๐Ÿ˜„". WOMAN. STOP LISTENING TO @_fit_jen69 - ONLY A PSYCHOPATH GON MAKE A SMOOTHIE WITH THEM INGREDIENTS - YALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS ๐Ÿ˜ฉ (@_fit_jen69 holla at me tho baby girl I happen to like psychopaths plus anyone with the number 69 in they bio is automatic wife material (girls who like 69 is like girls who like riding the dih...dinosaur status...that species damn near extinct ๐Ÿ˜ฉ)...let's make chirren @_fit_jen69 and let's make a happy home my body is ready (I'm in charge of feeding the chirren tho no offense bless up ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚))

Heads up. Baby girl you have "fit" or "fitness" in your name and u leave a comment I will click on your name 100 times out of 100. Why? Simp...