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Anaconda, Ass, and Bailey Jay: 00 19:15 thewitchdoctor The Economist # L-Follow The TheEconomist Why aren't millennials buying diamonds? econ.st/294G6yf combatbooty 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us kid-communism 3) mostly mined with slave labor 4 00 . 19:15 mostly mined with slave labor everkings 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don't even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years 전 wildhaunt 5) They aren't actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated ariaste Pro tip from a former Jared's salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They're lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like... $30-80 probably You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tel the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they'll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot 4 00 . 19:15 unless you get a fancy band with a lot ess than of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial's engagement ring everythingcanadian THANK YOU EX-JARED'S BASED GOD dxisybuchanan engagement rings: HACKED stynalane Get a ring from an antique store. They're usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably phruxx thanks edith Fuente: thewitchdoctor 581,276 notas 4 Now I'll have more money for my avocado toast.
Anaconda, Ass, and Bailey Jay: 00
 19:15
 thewitchdoctor
 The Economist
 #
 L-Follow
 The
 TheEconomist
 Why aren't millennials buying diamonds?
 econ.st/294G6yf
 combatbooty
 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a
 fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist
 rock hierarchy has no control over us
 kid-communism
 3) mostly mined with slave labor
 4

 00
 . 19:15
 mostly mined with slave labor
 everkings
 4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer,
 we don't even comprehend people buying us rocks that
 would force us into debt for ten years
 전 wildhaunt
 5) They aren't actually that rare and the price is
 artificially inflated
 ariaste
 Pro tip from a former Jared's salesperson: You want a
 sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the
 untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice
 dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They're lab
 grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a
 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like... $30-80 probably
 You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear,
 perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tel
 the difference except a professional appraiser. Also,
 sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after
 diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that
 they'll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver
 and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you
 less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot
 4

 00
 . 19:15
 unless you get a fancy band with a lot
 ess than
 of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in
 every color of the rainbow, so if you want something
 more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN
 Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial's
 engagement ring
 everythingcanadian
 THANK YOU EX-JARED'S BASED GOD
 dxisybuchanan
 engagement rings: HACKED
 stynalane
 Get a ring from an antique store. They're usually less
 than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one
 else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of
 being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named
 Edith probably
 phruxx
 thanks edith
 Fuente: thewitchdoctor
 581,276 notas
 4
Now I'll have more money for my avocado toast.

Now I'll have more money for my avocado toast.

Fall, Gif, and Swole: <p><a href="http://caledfwlch.co.vu/post/159895933362/vorel-of-the-swole-clade" class="tumblr_blog">motherkink</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://vorel-of-the-swole-clade.tumblr.com/post/159613797025/queenciityconfidential-zumainthyfuture" class="tumblr_blog">vorel-of-the-swole-clade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://queenciityconfidential.tumblr.com/post/159589115934/zumainthyfuture-legend-of-the-virgin-king" class="tumblr_blog">queenciityconfidential</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://zumainthyfuture.tumblr.com/post/138959941137/legend-of-the-virgin-king-nigga-made-a-spirit" class="tumblr_blog">zumainthyfuture</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Legend of the Virgin King</b></p> <p> Nigga made a spirit bomb out of virginity lmfao<br/></p> <p>THE BABY’S FACE!!!!</p> <figure data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="138" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_o2990aT15H1qhyh96_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_oofnq3DusY1u2oz1c_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="138" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_o2990aT15H1qhyh96_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>BEGONE THOT</p> </blockquote> <p>B E G O N E T H O T</p> </blockquote> <p>he got 99% of that power from me</p></blockquote> <p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mU1cTyliuqD4RYvl47AsUjw">@patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a> where does this fall on spectrum of Christian chastity? 🤔😂😂😂</p>
Fall, Gif, and Swole: <p><a href="http://caledfwlch.co.vu/post/159895933362/vorel-of-the-swole-clade" class="tumblr_blog">motherkink</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://vorel-of-the-swole-clade.tumblr.com/post/159613797025/queenciityconfidential-zumainthyfuture" class="tumblr_blog">vorel-of-the-swole-clade</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://queenciityconfidential.tumblr.com/post/159589115934/zumainthyfuture-legend-of-the-virgin-king" class="tumblr_blog">queenciityconfidential</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://zumainthyfuture.tumblr.com/post/138959941137/legend-of-the-virgin-king-nigga-made-a-spirit" class="tumblr_blog">zumainthyfuture</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><b>Legend of the Virgin King</b></p>
<p>

Nigga made a spirit bomb out of virginity lmfao<br/></p>
<p>THE BABY’S FACE!!!!</p>
<figure data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="138" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_o2990aT15H1qhyh96_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_oofnq3DusY1u2oz1c_500.gif" alt="image" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-height="138" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2183a9f210bd92ec23352849d9e680eb/tumblr_inline_o2990aT15H1qhyh96_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>BEGONE THOT</p>
</blockquote>

<p>B E G O N E   T H O T</p>
</blockquote>
<p>he got 99% of that power from me</p></blockquote>

<p><a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mU1cTyliuqD4RYvl47AsUjw">@patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a> where does this fall on spectrum of Christian chastity? 🤔😂😂😂</p>

<p><a href="http://caledfwlch.co.vu/post/159895933362/vorel-of-the-swole-clade" class="tumblr_blog">motherkink</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a h...

Bless Up, God, and Gym: This old guy walks his puppy past my house every evening My auntie is in her 70s. I was telling her about a couple personal records I had set at the gym recently. In her younger age she was athletic as hell - grew up poor and never picked up a tennis racquet until her 30s but when she did...anybody could get it...she put on that tennis skirt and her lil a$$ mobbed on em boy 😂. Anyway when I was done talking she told me: “beloved, when you’re young, you wake up and keep finding out new things that your body is able to do and accomplish. When you’re my age, every day you wake up and something is taken away from you.” She wasn’t even remotely bitter. She was just giving me the game straight up so as to ensure I don’t take my blessings for granted. Never take them blessings for granted, beloveds. Those are a gift. And if you’re suffering from any physical limitation or malady whatsoever, I ask God to bless you, protect you and ease it for you! And regardless, no physical limitation could ever limit your spirit and you need to remember that. Bless up 😍❤️ p.s. “Smash I’m an atheist you don’t need to pray for me 😊.” BIH. I AIN’T ATHEIST. GOD BEEN THERE FOR ME HELLA TIMES. SO IF MY PRAYER WORK AND U BLEW YA KNEE OUT AND YA KNEE START FEELING BETTER SOON, DON’T BE ACTING BRAND NEW WITCHOE SMARTY ARTY A$$ MAKING SMARTY ARTY ATHEIST ARGUMENTS. JUST LET ME BELIEVE IN MY ILLOGICAL LIL SPIRITUAL TING AND TAKE THE ILLOGICAL BLESSING, BLESS UP 😂❤️ (📹: reddit u-crotchetyhooker)
Bless Up, God, and Gym: This old guy walks his puppy past my
 house every evening
My auntie is in her 70s. I was telling her about a couple personal records I had set at the gym recently. In her younger age she was athletic as hell - grew up poor and never picked up a tennis racquet until her 30s but when she did...anybody could get it...she put on that tennis skirt and her lil a$$ mobbed on em boy 😂. Anyway when I was done talking she told me: “beloved, when you’re young, you wake up and keep finding out new things that your body is able to do and accomplish. When you’re my age, every day you wake up and something is taken away from you.” She wasn’t even remotely bitter. She was just giving me the game straight up so as to ensure I don’t take my blessings for granted. Never take them blessings for granted, beloveds. Those are a gift. And if you’re suffering from any physical limitation or malady whatsoever, I ask God to bless you, protect you and ease it for you! And regardless, no physical limitation could ever limit your spirit and you need to remember that. Bless up 😍❤️ p.s. “Smash I’m an atheist you don’t need to pray for me 😊.” BIH. I AIN’T ATHEIST. GOD BEEN THERE FOR ME HELLA TIMES. SO IF MY PRAYER WORK AND U BLEW YA KNEE OUT AND YA KNEE START FEELING BETTER SOON, DON’T BE ACTING BRAND NEW WITCHOE SMARTY ARTY A$$ MAKING SMARTY ARTY ATHEIST ARGUMENTS. JUST LET ME BELIEVE IN MY ILLOGICAL LIL SPIRITUAL TING AND TAKE THE ILLOGICAL BLESSING, BLESS UP 😂❤️ (📹: reddit u-crotchetyhooker)

My auntie is in her 70s. I was telling her about a couple personal records I had set at the gym recently. In her younger age she was athleti...

Tumblr, Las Vegas, and Asexual: MISS OFFICER MR TRIFFLES AND By lemonteaflower CLOSED All or nothing Web series or ing A sitcom-styled web series about a pansexual and an asexual whom are roomates Kaye Abernathy Las Vegas, United States About $5,899 USD raised by 305 backers 983% of $600 flexible goal ALL Buch Pal 煦: www.BUTCHPAL.COM NSTAGRAMBUTCHPALSERIES <p><a href="http://vikinglumberjack.tumblr.com/post/176270176203/sorairo-deizu-boy-ii-man-the-father-the-son" class="tumblr_blog">vikinglumberjack</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://sorairo-deizu.tumblr.com/post/176269903662/boy-ii-man-the-father-the-son-and-the-holy" class="tumblr_blog">sorairo-deizu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://boy-ii-man.tumblr.com/post/176254508514/the-father-the-son-and-the-holy-spirit" class="tumblr_blog">boy-ii-man</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit</p></blockquote> <p>You mean Satan, the Antichrist, and the False Prophet.</p> </blockquote> <p>Then what’s Gen Z?</p> <p>Or have we collectively forgotten about that one?</p> </blockquote><p>Oh I didn’t forget. I could never forget. It haunts my nightmares.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4cadd4c1ee718321834eeeb09aab123/tumblr_pchgy08HVO1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure>
Tumblr, Las Vegas, and Asexual: MISS OFFICER
 MR TRIFFLES
 AND
 By lemonteaflower

 CLOSED
 All or nothing Web series
 or
 ing
 A sitcom-styled web series about a pansexual and
 an asexual whom are roomates
 Kaye Abernathy
 Las Vegas, United States
 About
 $5,899 USD raised by 305 backers
 983% of $600 flexible goal
 ALL

 Buch Pal
 煦: www.BUTCHPAL.COM
 NSTAGRAMBUTCHPALSERIES
<p><a href="http://vikinglumberjack.tumblr.com/post/176270176203/sorairo-deizu-boy-ii-man-the-father-the-son" class="tumblr_blog">vikinglumberjack</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://sorairo-deizu.tumblr.com/post/176269903662/boy-ii-man-the-father-the-son-and-the-holy" class="tumblr_blog">sorairo-deizu</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://boy-ii-man.tumblr.com/post/176254508514/the-father-the-son-and-the-holy-spirit" class="tumblr_blog">boy-ii-man</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>The Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit</p></blockquote>

<p>You mean Satan, the Antichrist, and the False Prophet.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Then what’s Gen Z?</p>
<p>Or have we collectively forgotten about that one?</p>
</blockquote><p>Oh I didn’t forget. I could never forget. It haunts my nightmares.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c4cadd4c1ee718321834eeeb09aab123/tumblr_pchgy08HVO1rw09tq_540.png" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure>

<p><a href="http://vikinglumberjack.tumblr.com/post/176270176203/sorairo-deizu-boy-ii-man-the-father-the-son" class="tumblr_blog">vikinglumb...