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Alive, Bane, and Beautiful: friend-called-boxcar who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galax y and the only adjective they could think of was skazuhira-miller scientist: (gazing up at space) scientist: sure is a milky boy freshfriedtrash NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MERS ARE THE SHITTEST EVER AT ASTRONO NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL "WIMPS" AND MACHOS I SHIT YOU NOT THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING braincoins I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once m walking down the street and I'm like pretty rock... and some Geologist is like 'actually that's anorthosite feldspar and I'm like 'Nevermind, I don't want it anymore. Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it's so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as DNA'! But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we cal " lled it? JUPITER'S RED SPOT the-scarlet-spider okay i'm glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence gallusrostromegalus I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs See this beautiful creature? It's a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it's about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge's skin. Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy. They could have given it so many cool names. Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything! You wanna know what they called it? PING-PONG TREE SPONGE. Good job, marine biologists. Source: friend-called-boxcar Scientific nomenclature is sh#te but sometimes funny.
Alive, Bane, and Beautiful: friend-called-boxcar
 who was the fool who was tasked with naming the
 galax
 y and the only adjective they could think of was
 skazuhira-miller
 scientist: (gazing up at space)
 scientist: sure is a milky boy
 freshfriedtrash
 NO
 YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
 MERS ARE THE SHITTEST EVER AT
 ASTRONO
 NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT
 When it came time to name the two theoretical
 particle types that might be dark matter THEY
 INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT
 THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL "WIMPS" AND
 MACHOS I SHIT YOU NOT
 THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING
 ANYTHING
 braincoins
 I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson
 himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this
 more than once
 m walking down the street and I'm like
 pretty rock... and some Geologist is like 'actually
 that's anorthosite feldspar and I'm like 'Nevermind,
 I don't want it anymore. Any biologists in the
 audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what
 I'm talking about. The most important molecule in
 the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE
 SYLLABLES and it's so long that even YOU GUYS
 abbreviate it as DNA'!
 But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man,
 we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons?
 NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF
 You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we
 cal "
 lled it? JUPITER'S RED SPOT
 the-scarlet-spider
 okay i'm glad you mentioned the biologist
 nonsense bc their naming methods are the
 bane of my existence
 gallusrostromegalus
 I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise
 you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs
 See this beautiful creature?
 It's a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off
 of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as
 it's about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking
 orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines,
 which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to
 bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested
 alive by the sponge's skin. Amazing, beautiful and
 profoundly creepy. They could have given it so many
 cool names. Could have drawn on mythology (I think
 Scylla would have been an appropriate reference),
 the region it was found in, the textured skin,
 PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!
 You wanna know what they called it?
 PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.
 Good job, marine biologists.
 Source: friend-called-boxcar
Scientific nomenclature is sh#te but sometimes funny.

Scientific nomenclature is sh#te but sometimes funny.

Alive, Bane, and Beautiful: tyleroakley perks-of-being-chinese glenjamin-danzig who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was skazuhira-miller scientist: (gazing up at space) scientist: i sure is a milky boy freshfriedtrash NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL "WIMPS" AND "MACHOS" I SHIT YOU NOT THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING braincoins I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once I'm walking down the street and I'm like 'ooh pretty rock... and some Geologist is like 'actually, that's anorthosite feldspar and I'm like 'Nevermind, I don't want it anymore. Any biologists in the audience? [some clappingl Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it's so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as DNA! But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER'S RED SPOT the-scarlet-spider okay i'm glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence gallusrostromegalus I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs. See this beautiful creature? a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it's about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive skin. Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy. They could have given it so many cool names. Could have drawn on mythology ( think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything! by the sponge's You wanna know what they called it? PING-PONG TREE SPONGE. Good job, marine biologists. Source: friend-called-boxcar Scientists and their naming systems
Alive, Bane, and Beautiful: tyleroakley
 perks-of-being-chinese
 glenjamin-danzig
 who was the fool who was tasked with naming the
 galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was
 skazuhira-miller
 scientist: (gazing up at space)
 scientist:
 i sure is a milky boy
 freshfriedtrash
 NO
 YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
 ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT
 NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT
 When it came time to name the two theoretical particle
 types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY
 CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS
 WOULD SPELL "WIMPS" AND "MACHOS" I SHIT YOU
 NOT
 THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING
 braincoins
 I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself
 LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than
 once
 I'm walking down the street and I'm like 'ooh pretty
 rock... and some Geologist is like 'actually, that's
 anorthosite feldspar and I'm like 'Nevermind, I don't
 want it anymore. Any biologists in the audience?
 [some clappingl Yeah, you know what I'm talking
 about. The most important molecule in the human
 body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES
 and it's so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as
 DNA!
 But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we
 call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON
 STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know
 that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it?
 JUPITER'S RED SPOT
 the-scarlet-spider
 okay i'm glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc
 their naming methods are the bane of my existence
 gallusrostromegalus
 I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise
 you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.
 See this beautiful creature?
 a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of
 Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it's
 about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are
 covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch
 onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and
 hold it in place as it is digested alive
 skin. Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy. They
 could have given it so many cool names. Could have
 drawn on mythology ( think Scylla would have been an
 appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the
 textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!
 by the sponge's
 You wanna know what they called it?
 PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.
 Good job, marine biologists.
 Source: friend-called-boxcar
Scientists and their naming systems

Scientists and their naming systems

Ass, Cookies, and Grandma: Scooby @TheKid_Scooby All my life l thought they were cookies Now l see. They are just old used sponges. Wow. YA BOY SPONGE OD @YaBoiSpongebbob Happy Mothers Day to all Moms! 0 <p><a href="https://susiethemoderator.tumblr.com/post/160854023585/ithotyouknew2-bentleysoverboyfriends" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">susiethemoderator</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://ithotyouknew2.tumblr.com/post/160853986947/bentleysoverboyfriends-pettypia" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ithotyouknew2</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bentleysoverboyfriends.tumblr.com/post/160807847975/pettypia-lloydlaflare-thathighguy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bentleysoverboyfriends</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pettypia.tumblr.com/post/160794588705/lloydlaflare-thathighguy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pettypia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lloydlaflare.tumblr.com/post/160791166781/thathighguy-theblackbootyqueen-elionking" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lloydlaflare</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thathighguy.tumblr.com/post/160788606970/theblackbootyqueen-elionking-melonmemes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thathighguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theblackbootyqueen.tumblr.com/post/160788587449/elionking-melonmemes-round-sponges-they" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theblackbootyqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://elionking.tumblr.com/post/160788482976/melonmemes-round-sponges-they-thought-cookies" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">elionking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/160734839165/round-sponges" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">melonmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Round sponges</p></blockquote> <p>They thought cookies gave birth to a sponge…</p> </blockquote> <p>I dead ass thought they were cookies too though</p> </blockquote> <p>His grandma looks like a cookie too</p> </blockquote> <p>…..how would cookies give birth to a sponge</p> </blockquote> <p>……How would cookies survive in the ocean</p> </blockquote> <p>I too thought they were cookies</p> </blockquote> <p>How the fuck does a cookie….?</p> </blockquote> <p>I seriously can’t believe a whole generation thought Spongebob’s parents and Grandma were cookies….</p> </blockquote> <p>two kinds of people</p>
Ass, Cookies, and Grandma: Scooby
 @TheKid_Scooby
 All my life l thought they were cookies
 Now l see. They are just old used
 sponges. Wow.
 YA BOY SPONGE OD @YaBoiSpongebbob
 Happy Mothers Day to all Moms!
 0
<p><a href="https://susiethemoderator.tumblr.com/post/160854023585/ithotyouknew2-bentleysoverboyfriends" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">susiethemoderator</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://ithotyouknew2.tumblr.com/post/160853986947/bentleysoverboyfriends-pettypia" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ithotyouknew2</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://bentleysoverboyfriends.tumblr.com/post/160807847975/pettypia-lloydlaflare-thathighguy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bentleysoverboyfriends</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://pettypia.tumblr.com/post/160794588705/lloydlaflare-thathighguy" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pettypia</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://lloydlaflare.tumblr.com/post/160791166781/thathighguy-theblackbootyqueen-elionking" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lloydlaflare</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://thathighguy.tumblr.com/post/160788606970/theblackbootyqueen-elionking-melonmemes" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thathighguy</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://theblackbootyqueen.tumblr.com/post/160788587449/elionking-melonmemes-round-sponges-they" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">theblackbootyqueen</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://elionking.tumblr.com/post/160788482976/melonmemes-round-sponges-they-thought-cookies" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">elionking</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/160734839165/round-sponges" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">melonmemes</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Round sponges</p></blockquote>

<p>They thought cookies gave birth to a sponge…</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I dead ass thought they were cookies too though</p>
</blockquote>

<p>His grandma looks like a cookie too</p>
</blockquote>

<p>…..how would cookies give birth to a sponge</p>
</blockquote>

<p>……How would cookies survive in the ocean</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I too thought they were cookies</p>
</blockquote>

<p>How the fuck does a cookie….?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I seriously can’t believe a whole generation thought Spongebob’s parents and Grandma were cookies….</p>
</blockquote>

<p>two kinds of people</p>

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