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sprinkles: 42,121 shouldnt.you-be.in.the-kitchen thatawkwardasian chimmychangaroo some kid at school today forgot the word pepperoni so he called them meat sprinkles Source: chimmychangaroo shouldnt-you be.in-the-kitchen thatawkwardasian 6,341 g-wretch I just remembered that one time I was high and referred to Hamlet as "The Fresh Prince of Denmark Source: g-wretch danglingthpider yayimontheinternet 203,319 dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: mrcraabs imagine if you could screenshot real life camera that thing you're talking about is a camera Source: mrcraabs wherehavemysocksgone comesingoodtime 37,984 mychemicalromanceboner Last night I forgot what milk was called so I called it Cereal water CEREAL WATER Source: iwasateenagewho captainrat twigtea 113,464 chuckle-voodoos aranyeha there should be feelings hookers like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be that's a therapist that's the thing you just described Source: rosekan steampoweredmusic youjustblinkedandaweepingangel 13,417 belle-ofthe-boulevard today i forgot the name for cauliflower so i called it albino broccoli Source: belle-ofthe-boulev hulksmashmouth 101,851 21st-century-son-ofa-bitch iphysianthe my mom's argument against piracy is "well what if you wrote a book and one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free and you didn't make any money!" MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED LIBRARIES Source: fillette-revolutionn #queue wouldn't like me when I'm angry 123,219 Llike.your.booty iwasso-alone-iowe.you.so-much beellette: dad just said "there should be a netflix for books" five minutes later he shouted "THE LIBRARY Source: ghoulium caraknightley slett 3,159 tupacabra rabioheab: imagine if worms had legs centipedes Source: rabioheab -moriarty joeshmo shavingryansprivates: romeo romeo where the fuck is you, romeo Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is "Wherefore art thou" And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you'd know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN "WHERE", WHEREFORE MEANS "WHY SHE'S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS. romeo romeo why the fuck is you romeo More like this at FUNSubstance.com About the library piracy thing: Libraries pay the author to stock the books, just like bookstores.
sprinkles: 42,121
 shouldnt.you-be.in.the-kitchen
 thatawkwardasian
 chimmychangaroo
 some kid at school today forgot the word pepperoni so he called them
 meat sprinkles
 Source: chimmychangaroo
 shouldnt-you be.in-the-kitchen
 thatawkwardasian
 6,341
 g-wretch
 I just remembered that one time I was high and referred to Hamlet as "The
 Fresh Prince of Denmark
 Source: g-wretch
 danglingthpider yayimontheinternet
 203,319
 dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:
 mrcraabs
 imagine if you could screenshot real life
 camera
 that thing you're talking about is a camera
 Source: mrcraabs
 wherehavemysocksgone
 comesingoodtime
 37,984
 mychemicalromanceboner
 Last night I forgot what milk was called so I called it
 Cereal water
 CEREAL WATER
 Source: iwasateenagewho
 captainrat twigtea
 113,464
 chuckle-voodoos
 aranyeha
 there should be feelings hookers
 like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour
 and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them 100
 bucks and you never see each other again how perfect would that be
 that's a therapist
 that's the thing you just described
 Source: rosekan
 steampoweredmusic
 youjustblinkedandaweepingangel
 13,417
 belle-ofthe-boulevard
 today i forgot the name for cauliflower so i called it albino broccoli
 Source: belle-ofthe-boulev
 hulksmashmouth
 101,851
 21st-century-son-ofa-bitch
 iphysianthe
 my mom's argument against piracy is "well what if you wrote a book and
 one person bought it and then hundreds of people got to read it for free
 and you didn't make any money!"
 MOTHER YOU HAVE JUST DESCRIBED
 LIBRARIES
 Source: fillette-revolutionn
 #queue wouldn't like me when I'm angry
 123,219
 Llike.your.booty
 iwasso-alone-iowe.you.so-much
 beellette:
 dad just said "there should be a netflix for books"
 five minutes later he shouted "THE LIBRARY
 Source: ghoulium
 caraknightley slett
 3,159
 tupacabra
 rabioheab:
 imagine if worms had legs
 centipedes
 Source: rabioheab
 -moriarty
 joeshmo
 shavingryansprivates:
 romeo romeo
 where the fuck is you, romeo
 Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is "Wherefore art thou"
 And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking
 asshole, you'd know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN
 "WHERE", WHEREFORE MEANS "WHY
 SHE'S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU
 FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY
 SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
 romeo romeo
 why the fuck is you romeo
 More like this at FUNSubstance.com
About the library piracy thing: Libraries pay the author to stock the books, just like bookstores.

About the library piracy thing: Libraries pay the author to stock the books, just like bookstores.

sprinkles: The moment you tell her to 'go get it! Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeños with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don’t necessarily go together? “Smash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?” I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 🍦😍. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 🤰🏻. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. “wow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don’t have anything that spicy here.” BISH YES U DO, LOOK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 MEXICANS 👏😂. I been telling y’all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? “HOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.” well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? 😂 just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I’ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental 🥳. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like “damn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?” And you can say I took smash’s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I’m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up 😍😂
sprinkles: The moment you tell her to 'go get it!
Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeños with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice cream, sprinkles, a banana and a whole bunch of other sweet delicious things that don’t necessarily go together? “Smash is u pregnant? U suppose to be a man? Where these cravings come from?” I am a man and I am not pregnant cot damn it is called leg day at the gym and my quads jello RN and this place is real asf it is called La Michoacana 🍦😍. You do not have to be carrying a baby to enjoy this heavenly place, but if you are, it probably make it that much better 🤰🏻. You can find these joints everywhere. There are a bunch in Chicago and they are splendid. “wow smash you really gon stunt on us like that, I live in Bombacrab Missouri, we don’t have anything that spicy here.” BISH YES U DO, LOOK 👏 FOR 👏 THE 👏 MEXICANS 👏😂. I been telling y’all they got treasures for days u just gotta be exploratory. Perhaps a Mangonada? Lil mango wif chamoy sauce, mangos, lime juice, chili powder? “HOT SPICES ON FRUIT SMASH U EITHER WILDING OR U REALLY MEXICAN.” well I am not Mexican so that mean I am wilding, yes, AND? 😂 just put in ya mouth. personally I eat a$$ so I’ll try anything once ... my palette very experimental 🥳. The worst that can happen is that you love it and then you start making mangonada for yourself and then put on your tinder profile that you make a mean mangonada and you get swiped by a young investment banker named Julio who grew up around Mexico city and then got a degree in engineering and moved to America to kill it in banking and now you getting married and taking trips first class on his frequent flyer miles and your friend Megan is like “damn my boyfriend Jim is still sleeping on my couch, playing fork knife on my TV and stealing money out of my purse how did you get to be balling like this?” And you can say I took smash’s advice and started making spicy mango drinks and now I’m pregnant with my third mixed baby and we going to Paris next month. Boom! Bless up 😍😂

Say bruh have u ever craved flaming hot Cheetos covered in nacho cheese and jalapeños with a sundae next to it that has mangoes, ice crea...

sprinkles: SOCIAL ME(A EXRLAINED FOnSQRE THIS IS (uHERE INSTAGRAİ) HERE'S A vímAGe EAT DONUTS PHOTO OF my PONUT PINRES Heres A PONUT RECIPE 1- WHo EATS DONUTS skadi-again-again: althor42: misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: in-demigodishness-and-all-that: constitutionclass: england-made-a-spooky-blog-and: nega-che-chalaga: salt-water-chardonnay: latinagabi: thenoodledude: emergencysalsa: Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting 4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut. reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich. academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating. deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine. It got better Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut. This has officially become one of my favorite posts. I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet. archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting
sprinkles: SOCIAL ME(A EXRLAINED
 FOnSQRE THIS IS (uHERE
 INSTAGRAİ) HERE'S A vímAGe
 EAT DONUTS
 PHOTO OF my PONUT
 PINRES
 Heres A PONUT RECIPE
 1-
 WHo EATS DONUTS
skadi-again-again:

althor42:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

skadi-again-again: althor42: misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: in-demigodishness-and-all-that: constitutionclass: england-made-a-spooky-bl...

sprinkles: SOCIAL MEQA EXPLAINE TWITTER I'm EA1N4 A #DONUT FACEBOOk ukE DONVTS EAT DONUT.S INSTAGRAM HERE'S A VİNTAGE PHOTO OF my PONUT し1.KED N ny Sklus iNCLupe poNUT ETING TwHo EATS DONUTS emergencysalsa Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they've come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection彬ust ugh I can't #otp: comfortably melting thenoodledude 4chan: here's a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut. latinagabi reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich salt-water-chardonnay academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating nega-che-chalaga deviantArt:l did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it's mine england-made-a-spooky-blog-and It got better constitutionclass Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it's too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut. in-demigodishness-and-all-that This has officially become one of my favorite posts misha-in-the-tardis-at221b I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT althor42 Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet. skadi-again-again archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut character, sprinkles - character, glaze character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don't even know, knotting tiltedsyllogism Buzzfeed: 8 Donuts whose secret ingredients will shock you troylerina best post on this website STRANGEBEAVER.com Funny tumblr post
sprinkles: SOCIAL MEQA EXPLAINE
 TWITTER I'm EA1N4 A #DONUT
 FACEBOOk ukE DONVTS
 EAT DONUT.S
 INSTAGRAM HERE'S A VİNTAGE
 PHOTO OF my PONUT
 し1.KED N
 ny Sklus iNCLupe poNUT ETING
 TwHo EATS DONUTS
 emergencysalsa
 Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute
 #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the
 icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and
 they've come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely
 touching for fear of rejection彬ust ugh I can't #otp: comfortably melting
 thenoodledude
 4chan: here's a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
 latinagabi
 reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich
 salt-water-chardonnay
 academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the
 erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating
 nega-che-chalaga
 deviantArt:l did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it's mine
 england-made-a-spooky-blog-and
 It got better
 constitutionclass
 Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles
 meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible
 however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret
 relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it's too late? M for a
 lemon flavoured donut.
 in-demigodishness-and-all-that
 This has officially become one of my favorite posts
 misha-in-the-tardis-at221b
 I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
 althor42
 Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
 skadi-again-again
 archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles
 doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut character, sprinkles -
 character, glaze character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU -
 doughnutverse, omg i don't even know, knotting
 tiltedsyllogism
 Buzzfeed: 8 Donuts whose secret ingredients will shock you
 troylerina
 best post on this website
 STRANGEBEAVER.com
Funny tumblr post

Funny tumblr post

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sprinkles: MICHAEL ANGELA'S CAT DIED
 SPRINKLES?
u know office better than me? take the quiz in my bio and try to beat my score of 100 — it’s about who said what on the office

u know office better than me? take the quiz in my bio and try to beat my score of 100 — it’s about who said what on the office

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 57%. 9:30 AM
 ★★★★★ This spray magically cleaned
 my house!!!!
 By Kay on November 20, 2013
 Verified Purchase
 This stuff litterally smells like ass. Bad Ass
 Horrible Ass. You need to go to the doctor
 Ass. Tried it out last night on my
 boyfriend. Here is a summary of my night
 5pm: Boyfriend on laptop in livingroom
 He had been there for hours, so I decided
 it was time for him to get up.
 5:05pm: Sprayed Liquid Ass three times on
 a sweater in the other room, then
 nonchalantly dropped it in the livingroom
 about ten feet away from the boyfriend,
 5:06pm: Boyfriend asks if I forgot to turn
 the bathroom fan on
 5:08pm: Boyfriend comments on how
 stinky the cats poop is.
 5:15pm: Boyfriend, with his shirt covering
 his nose, scoops all three cat boxes in
 hopes of eliminating the wretched stench,
 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt,

 57%. 9:30 AM
 5:45pm: Boyfriend goes on a mad hunt,
 insisting that the cats must have crapped
 somewhere in the house. By this time, the
 smell has engulfed the appartment (a
 small two bedroom.) He picks up every
 piece of laundry on the floor, throws the
 bathroom mats in the washing machine
 and finds a face mask and gloves to put
 on. (I am a nurse and keep some supplies
 at home.)
 6:25pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced the
 cats must have stepped in poo and tracked
 it all over the house. After smelling all four
 of the cats, he decides the cats must have
 cleaned themselves by now, At this point
 after seeing all of the good this spray had
 done, I sprayed it thrice more; once in each
 bedroom and once in the livingroom
 6:30pm: Boyfriend sweeps and mops all of
 the tiled floors, sprinkles baking soda over
 the carpet and vacuums the entire place.
 Durring this time, I make sure my bottle is
 hidden really well. I can't afford to get
 caught on this one.
 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced

 57%. 9:30 AM
 7:30pm: Boyfriend becomes convinced
 there must be spoiled food somewhere. He
 takes out the trash and loads the
 dishwasher.
 11pm: While finishing up the laundry,
 Boyfriend discovered the sweater. He
 decides the cat must have wiped his paws
 on it and says we need to make an
 appointment with the vet because the
 smell is concerning.
 I will be using this spray about once a
 month for the rest of my life. Thank you,
 Liquid Ass. Thank you.
 A Read less
 3,889 people found this helpful
 Helpful
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 got suspended
 By Presley F. on February 12, 2016
 Verified Purchase
 This stuff...was good enough to get me
 suspended from school.. that'll be enough
bright-witch:

I am crying omfg

bright-witch: I am crying omfg