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Advice, Apparently, and Beautiful: magicianmew: laughterkey: ryanhatesthis: yournewapartment: bodecats: pools-of-venetianblue: this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also: the most patient and long suffering clawdia bob ross, but a vet  squish the cat squish the cat, but with a towel absolute unit mr. pirate a little chubby but quite beautiful please watch this immediately Squish! That! Cat! I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique. I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat. TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.  This is honest to god one of the best videos I’ve ever seen Always reblog Pirate wants more shoulder. 💓
Advice, Apparently, and Beautiful: magicianmew:

laughterkey:

ryanhatesthis:


yournewapartment:

bodecats:

pools-of-venetianblue:

this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:
the most patient and long suffering clawdia
bob ross, but a vet 
squish the cat
squish the cat, but with a towel


absolute unit mr. pirate
a little chubby but quite beautiful
please watch this immediately

Squish! That! Cat!

I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.
I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.
TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video. 


This is honest to god one of the best videos I’ve ever seen


Always reblog 


Pirate wants more shoulder. 💓

magicianmew: laughterkey: ryanhatesthis: yournewapartment: bodecats: pools-of-venetianblue: this is the purest video you will see all...

Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0
Amazon, Ass, and Dildo: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

i havent laughed this hard in a month via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2DXBsD0

Amazon, Ass, and Dank: bandtshirt jillz @JillyKila Amazon got me fucked up tellin all my business!!! 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone LMAO00000000 theblackd4hlia no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible anonbuddha If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me The OCCUPIED stall next to me. I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his foot i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES
Amazon, Ass, and Dank: bandtshirt
 jillz
 @JillyKila
 Amazon got me fucked up tellin all
 my business!!!
 5:01 PM.1/14/19 Twitter for iPhone
 LMAO00000000
 theblackd4hlia
 no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big
 ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause
 i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment
 office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery
 notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass
 down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package
 delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick
 shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to
 grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just
 wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
 anonbuddha
 If it's any consolation, I get it. I'm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I
 was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I realy had to go so l did it fast
 and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and
 bounced into the stall next to me
 The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
 I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the
 dude just goes, Uh, you dropped your dick man," and nudges it over with his
 foot
i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie
MORE MEMES

i havent laughed this hard in a month by macmoosie MORE MEMES

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: roderich-edelfine: far-beyond-the-stars: THIS IS STILL THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER I DON’T EVEN CARE.  i wanna sQUISH ✊
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: roderich-edelfine:

far-beyond-the-stars:
THIS IS STILL THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER I DON’T EVEN CARE. 

i wanna sQUISH ✊

roderich-edelfine: far-beyond-the-stars: THIS IS STILL THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER I DON’T EVEN CARE.  i wanna sQUISH ✊

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: shakencoyote: coolcatgroup: Squish @woefully-delineated-mobians
Tumblr, Blog, and Com: shakencoyote:
coolcatgroup:
Squish
@woefully-delineated-mobians

shakencoyote: coolcatgroup: Squish @woefully-delineated-mobians

9gag, Memes, and 🤖: @sand.tagio Drop, squish and smoosh. - By @sand.tagious - 9gag oddlysatisfying
9gag, Memes, and 🤖: @sand.tagio
Drop, squish and smoosh. - By @sand.tagious - 9gag oddlysatisfying

Drop, squish and smoosh. - By @sand.tagious - 9gag oddlysatisfying

Beautiful, Cute, and Love: .il Verizon LTE 10:33 PM Swaylor Tift awwww that's so cute I love I love you. you're so cute YOU ARE SO CUTE ZOE IT'S UNFAIR WHAT THE HECK I WASNT EXPECTING THIS also hold UP you are freakin TaLeNtEd and adorable toooo!!! Okay maybe but YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS THING ON THE EARTH OKAY Don't even with those LIES you in fact are THE MOST prECious and pUre and Real TIFI II Message 0 .il Verizon LTE 10:33 PM Swaylor Tift Don't even with those LIES you in fact are THE MOST prECious and pUre and BeauTIFUL sure sure whatever but YOUR EYEBROWS ARE WORTH MORE THAN LITERAL GOLD AND YOUR ENTIRE SELF IS SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING SO DON'T EVEN @ ME Read 10:29 PMM YOUR LIL SQUISH NOSE IS PERFECTION AND YOUR CURLS ARE THICC AND YOU ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN GOGH PANTS SELF @SAMMIEGRAY Message 0 Verizon LTE 10:35 PM Swaylor Tift ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN GOGH PANTS SELF @SAMMIEGRAY you just got @ED BOI THAT'S IT WE ARE SETTLING THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL MA'AM YOU ARE THE CUTEST PATOOTIEST PERSON IN THE FRICKIN UNIVERSE AND I LOVE/RESPECT YOU. YOUR SHORT HAIR IS CUTE, YOUR HIGH WAISTED PANTS ARE CUTE, YOUR CAT IS CUTE YOUR VOICE IS NICE AND SOFT, AND YOUR MOM IS CUTE. OKAY DISCUSSION ENDED Delivered Message 0 <p><a href="https://yellowdaasie.tumblr.com/post/172981136374/me-and-my-friend-are-aggressively-shouting-about" class="tumblr_blog">yellowdaasie</a>:</p><blockquote><p>me and my friend are aggressively shouting about all the things we love about each other.</p></blockquote><p>This is&hellip; truly Wholesome</p>
Beautiful, Cute, and Love: .il Verizon LTE
 10:33 PM
 Swaylor Tift
 awwww that's so cute I love
 I love you.
 you're so cute
 YOU ARE SO CUTE ZOE IT'S
 UNFAIR
 WHAT THE HECK I WASNT
 EXPECTING THIS
 also hold UP
 you are freakin TaLeNtEd and
 adorable toooo!!!
 Okay maybe but
 YOU ARE THE MOST
 PRECIOUS THING ON THE
 EARTH OKAY
 Don't even with those LIES
 you in fact are THE MOST
 prECious and pUre and
 Real TIFI II
 Message
 0

 .il Verizon LTE
 10:33 PM
 Swaylor Tift
 Don't even with those LIES
 you in fact are THE MOST
 prECious and pUre and
 BeauTIFUL
 sure sure whatever but
 YOUR EYEBROWS ARE
 WORTH MORE THAN LITERAL
 GOLD AND YOUR ENTIRE SELF
 IS SO AESTHETICALLY
 PLEASING SO DON'T EVEN @
 ME
 Read 10:29 PMM
 YOUR LIL SQUISH NOSE IS
 PERFECTION AND YOUR
 CURLS ARE THICC AND YOU
 ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC
 PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN
 GOGH PANTS SELF
 @SAMMIEGRAY
 Message
 0

 Verizon LTE
 10:35 PM
 Swaylor Tift
 ARE EVEN MORE AESTHETIC
 PLEASING WITH YOUR VAN
 GOGH PANTS SELF
 @SAMMIEGRAY
 you just got @ED BOI
 THAT'S IT WE ARE SETTLING
 THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL
 MA'AM YOU ARE THE CUTEST
 PATOOTIEST PERSON IN THE
 FRICKIN UNIVERSE AND I
 LOVE/RESPECT YOU. YOUR
 SHORT HAIR IS CUTE, YOUR
 HIGH WAISTED PANTS ARE
 CUTE, YOUR CAT IS CUTE
 YOUR VOICE IS NICE AND
 SOFT, AND YOUR MOM IS
 CUTE. OKAY DISCUSSION
 ENDED
 Delivered
 Message
 0
<p><a href="https://yellowdaasie.tumblr.com/post/172981136374/me-and-my-friend-are-aggressively-shouting-about" class="tumblr_blog">yellowdaasie</a>:</p><blockquote><p>me and my friend are aggressively shouting about all the things we love about each other.</p></blockquote><p>This is&hellip; truly Wholesome</p>

yellowdaasie:me and my friend are aggressively shouting about all the things we love about each other.This is… truly Wholesome

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: oprats:Can squish into small spaces. :)
Tumblr, Blog, and Http: oprats:Can squish into small spaces. :)

oprats:Can squish into small spaces. :)

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: unflatteringcatselfies: Small beans squish slightly smaller bean
Target, Tumblr, and Blog: unflatteringcatselfies:

Small beans squish slightly smaller bean

unflatteringcatselfies: Small beans squish slightly smaller bean

Tumblr, Blog, and Com: thelaughingrat: Rat pancake as viewed from above. Note the splaying out of squish in all directions. #Buddy #rats #petrats #ratsofinstagram
Tumblr, Blog, and Com: thelaughingrat:

Rat pancake as viewed from above. Note the splaying out of squish in all directions.

#Buddy #rats #petrats #ratsofinstagram

thelaughingrat: Rat pancake as viewed from above. Note the splaying out of squish in all directions. #Buddy #rats #petrats #ratsofinstagra...