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College, Nerd, and Shut Up: @Believablee l can't stand honors college kids. i just asked this girl "hey why aren't koalas considered bears?" and she hits me with "they're marsupials" shut up nerd the answer to the joke is "they don't have the koalafications"

Book, Cool, and Heat: Never judge a book by its cover. At an event in blistering heat this marine had to stand at salute the entire time. To cool him down this group of bikers gave him cold water and fanned him Never judge a book by its cover

Never judge a book by its cover

China, Game, and A Game: When you're sneaking in a game and accidentally stand up for a second NOW ALL OF CHINA KNOWS YOU'RE HERE Sneak 0

Sneak 0

Bae, Be Like, and Teacher: Mukku @Rascal_bae When your teacher point you and says stand up You be like

Memes, Rand Paul, and Constitution: "THE FOUNDERS NEVER INTENDED FOR AMERICANS TO TRUST THEIR GOVERNMENT. OUR ENTIRE CONSTITUTION WAS PREDICATED ON THE NOTION THAT GOVERNMENT WAS A NECESSARY EVIL, TO BE RESTRAINED AND MINIMIZED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE." RAND PAUL THE PATRIOT POST Prove this statement wrong? Prove my thoughts wrong? I will stand upon the fact that our Federal government should be small, and our states have a larger role in our individual liberties and freedoms. It is much more manageable from a geographical perspective... Anyone that wants a larger Federal government is trying to use it in a manner that does not reflect individual rights.

Prove this statement wrong? Prove my thoughts wrong? I will stand upon the fact that our Federal government should be small, and our state...

Dank, Friends, and Iphone: @BaadVibes I can't stand male friends bro. Told this nigga why I'm sad and he said "this your training arc" mf what COMFORT ME 16:47 08 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone 308 Retweets 1,108 Likes Depression arc by Atheistsomalipirate MORE MEMES

Depression arc by Atheistsomalipirate MORE MEMES

Dank, 🤖, and Presence: I do not stand by in the presence of treato.

I do not stand by in the presence of treato.

Be Like, School, and Rbs: WE'RE ALL STAND OTERRORISM ARE YOU? RB's school day activitie It really do be like that

It really do be like that

Too Much, Tumblr, and Blog: Tiffany Monroe @tiffanymonroee Follow I told this guy I was trans and look at his response Honestly I ain't worried too much about that if that's the case. I mean you a woman and I ain't gay so what you talking about exactly It's 2019 I'm a grown man your past shouldn't matter like that 2:25 PM-3 Mar 2019 10,208 Retweets 86,079 Likes awesomacious: This is a stand-up guy

awesomacious: This is a stand-up guy

Tumblr, Birds, and Blog: "How about if we all just buy our bread and mind our own damned business? official-deutschland: official-deutschland: This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans. Ok I just now noticed the birds. I thought this was just a comic about bread and respectful distance. I stand with my point though.

official-deutschland: official-deutschland: This is the most German comic I have ever seen. And it’s not even about Germans. Ok I just now...

Hello, Hookers, and Appreciate: HOOKER FURNITURE ohnlockanddestielatemysoul: christianmakesjokes: hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand. CAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN We really should !

We really should !

Dank, Hello, and Hookers: HOOKER FURNITURE ohnlockanddestielatemysoul: christianmakesjokes: hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand. CAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN We really should ! by givebacksome MORE MEMES

We really should ! by givebacksome MORE MEMES

Memes, Arkansas, and Flowers: SENATOR STANDS HER GROUND Watch State Sen. Stephanie Flowers refuse to be silenced and make a passionate plea against enacting a 'stand your ground' law in Arkansas.

Watch State Sen. Stephanie Flowers refuse to be silenced and make a passionate plea against enacting a 'stand your ground' law in Arkansas.

Trees, Remember, and They: If you feel like you're losing everything, remember that trees lose their leaves every year and they still stand tall and wait for better days to come.

Hello, Hookers, and Instagram: HOOKER FURNITURE johnlockanddestielatemysoul: christianmakesjokes hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand. CAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN Instagram: @punsonly

Instagram: @punsonly

America, Bernie Sanders, and Family: Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders The top 10% of farms currently get 77% of all subsidies. The time is long overdue for the U.S. government to stand with and protect rural America. 5:51 PM 07 Mar 19 Twitter for iPhone Albino Jiginosis @albinojiginosis Bernie Sanders is basically the only politician who's ever run for president who has ever said anything about this. We're ACTUALLY fighting for small family farms, unlike the Republicans who just fight for corporate farms.

We're ACTUALLY fighting for small family farms, unlike the Republicans who just fight for corporate farms.

Charlie, Monster, and Parents: Sara Booth, Unpaicd employee of Teddy Halftail and Nibby Pantherfoot Answered Jul 7, 2016 I don't remember this myself, because I was too young. My parents had a dog named Charlie who was absolutely terrified of the vacuum cleaner. But after I was born, any time my mother vacuumed, Charlie would stand steadfast between me and the vacuum cleaner. "Trembling in every limb," my mother says, but determined to protect baby-me from the monster. 88.4k Views 7,834 Upvotes awed-frog You didn't need your heart today, right? Good. Source: awed-frog 235,697 notes awesomacious: Charlie deserves some Scooby Snacks

awesomacious: Charlie deserves some Scooby Snacks

Life, Cancer, and Match: @contentoday Record 4,855 people stand in the rain for hours to see if they are a stem cell match for a 5 year old boy, battling a rare type of cancer in hope to save his life Right in the feels

Right in the feels

Love, Http, and Net: I can't stand to be apart from the person love. http://iglovequotes.net/

http://iglovequotes.net/

Time, Catholic, and She: STAND, SING, SIT, STAND, SING, SIT STAND, .. SING, SIT WELL DONE, HAVE A SNACK. Being Catholic and taking my gf for the first time. This is what she sent me.

Being Catholic and taking my gf for the first time. This is what she sent me.

Aaron Eckhart , Avengers Age of Ultron, and Birdman: EMMA STONE 54 Sean Penn, 54 Colin Firth, 53 EMMA STONE'S AGE Edward Norton, 45 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Joaquin Phoenix, 40 Bradley Cooper, 40 an Gosling 30 Andrew Garfield, 28 Penn Badgley, 23 Chris Lowell 26 Irrational Birdman, Man Jesse Eisenberg, 25 Gangster 26 26 Squad, 2!5 Jonah Hil 23 24 The Help, 23 Easy A, 21 Aloha, 26 Superbad 18 The Amazing Spider-Man Zombieland 20 Crazy, Stupid, Love Magic in the Moonlight 16 2007 2008 2009 2010 201 2012 2013 2014 2015 YEAR ULTURE SCARLETT JOHANSSON 54 Bill Murray 52 SCARLETT JOHANSSON'S AGE Mark Ruffalo, 47 LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Jon Favreau, 47 Billy Bob Thornton, 46 Aaron Eckhart, 38 Matt Damon, 41 Javier Bardem, 39 Hugh Jackman, 37 Joaquin Phoenix, 39 Joseph Gordon- 32 Ewan McGregor, 34 Bradley Cooper 34 Her 29 Jonatharn Rhys Meyers, 28 Chris Evans, 26 We Bought a Zoo, 27 Chef. Don Jon, 29 28 Lost in Translation, 18 The Nanny 24 Match Diaries, 23 Point 22 He's Just Not Vicky That Into You The 21 21 Island, 20 Cristina 21 Bcelona Avengers: Age of Ultron 30 The Man Who Wasn'tv There 16 The Black Scoop Dahlia 16 2001 2003 2005 2007 2009 2011 2013 2015 YEAR ULTURE JENNIFER LAWRENCE 54 JENNIFER LAWRENCE'S AGE LOVE INTEREST'S AGE Christian Bale, 39 Bradley Cooper 40 Bradley Cooper 37 Edgar Ramirez, 38 Michael Fassbender 34 Liam msworth 23 Max Thieriot, 23 Silver Linings Hunger Playbook American Hustle, 23 Serena, 24 The Anton Yelchin, Games, Joy 25 21 23 The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Like X-Men: Crazy First Class, 21 Josh the End of Hutcherson, the Street 20 19 16 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 YEAR VULTURE ambermusicbox: overherewiththequeers: overherewiththequeers: castielcampbell: jaydenthorne: No. Hollywood has an older man problem. this is so gross I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead. It was Maggie Gyllenhall. And I stand corrected, she was 37. Damn

ambermusicbox: overherewiththequeers: overherewiththequeers: castielcampbell: jaydenthorne: No. Hollywood has an older man problem. th...

Forever, Moon, and Stars: "You don't need to promise me the moon and the stars, just promise me you will stand under them with me forever."

Disney, Family, and Girls: Megan Greenwell @megreenwell after seeing 'get out' in a very white crowd, all of us cheering wildly for chris, i keep remembering this, from elif batuman's 'the idiot. recognize it and laugh. I found myself remembering the day in kindergarten whe the teachers showed us Dumbo: a Disney movie about a puny, weind looking circus elephant that everyone made fun of. As the story u- folded, I realized to my amazement that all the kids in the class, even the bullies, the ones who despised and tormented the weak and the ugly, were rooting against Dumbo's tormentors. Over and over thry laughed and cheered, both when Dumbo succeeded and when biu things happened to the bullies. But they're you, I thought to myel. How did they not know? They didn't know. It was astounding, im astounding truth. Everyone thougbt they were Dumbo. Again and again I saw the phenomenon repeated. The mosta trary and tyrannical girls, the ones who started secret clubs to ostr youstillhateblacktranswomen: feamir: ithelpstodream: bringing this one back When I went to see Tangled with my family, I was terrified of having to talk about the movie afterwards because I related so much to Rapunzel, and I was sure my mom would hate the movie because it was so obvious that she was exactly like mother gothel. So when mom asked me afterwards if I liked it I gave a tepid non-answer. But then my mom started talking about how she loved the movie! And it slowly dawned on me that she also saw mother gothel as evil and abusive, but somehow didn’t make the connection that she and her were the same. My mom even made a comment to the effect of how, like rapunzel’s real mom, her love for me would always triumph or whatever. And she didn’t get it! She didn’t see the similarities of how she locked me away in the house, or how she kept me under the tightest supervision under the guise of keeping me safe. I spent the entire mother knows best song stealing glances at her next to me in the theater just waiting for her to drag us out of the movie because she couldn’t stand to have her “love” portrayed as evil. And she didn’t see how the fact that she created her identity completely around being a mother and nothing else was like mother gothel’s dependency on rapunzel’s magic hair. It was only after seeing her positive reaction to the movie, that I really understood the meaning of the phrase “everyone is the hero of their own story”. No one actually thinks they’re the villain, even if confronted with a painfully obvious rendering of their own actions done by someone they agree is rightly portrayed as evil. “everyone is the hero of their own story”. No one actually thinks they’re the villain, even if confronted with a painfully obvious rendering of their own actions done by someone they agree is rightly portrayed as evil.

youstillhateblacktranswomen: feamir: ithelpstodream: bringing this one back When I went to see Tangled with my family, I was terrified of...

Alive, Head, and Bear: WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE 1. Remain calm, stand still.2. Stab repeatedly until you die YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY.MIGHTASWELL TRY TO BEAT THE RECORD FOR PRE-DEATH BEAR STABS WHICH IS 12. BEARS DONT EXPLODE THEY BURST INTO MORE BEARS DO NOT SHOOT AT BEARS BEARS HAVE A NATURAL INSTINCT TO FLIP OVER THE BULLETS AND KILL YOU HOW TO AVOID BEAR HEADLOCKS 1. Detach head 2. Discard TP BEARMAGEDDON COM BEAR SURVIVAL TIP BEFRIEND SOMEONE FATTER THAN YOU A GUIDE TO HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH BEARS RIGHT CROSS FRONT KICK UPPER CUT INEFFECTIVE JUMPING SUPLEX PILEDRIVER ROUNDHOUSE X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE ON HOW TO PUNCH A BEAR WARNING: DANGEROUS l. Find a bear 2. Make a fist. 3. Die. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE BEAR ATTACK TIP: TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER Bigger No, bigger Not even close IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU CAN LOOK BIGGER THAN THE BEAR BEAR ATTACK TIP: F ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A COUPLE MINUTES LATER How to survive a bear attack

How to survive a bear attack

Now, Stand, and Right Now: Cause I don't know where I stand right now -RKG

Green, Think, and Court: Gotta say, I think this defense would stand up in court. RESERVED FOR GREEN VEHICLES RESERVED FOR GREEN VEHICLES Is he in the wrong? 🤔😂 https://t.co/8sqosF957H

Is he in the wrong? 🤔😂 https://t.co/8sqosF957H

Life, Love, and Memes: LIFE HAS NEVER GIVEN ME LEMONS. IT HAS GIVEN ME ANGER ISSUESANXIETY A LOVE FOR ALCOHOL DASERIOUS DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE. i could open a lemonade stand...

i could open a lemonade stand...

Family, Friends, and Love: NICK OFFERMAN'S 5 RULES FOR BEING A MAIN RULE # 1 TAKE A BITE OF STEAK RULE # 2 WASH IT DOWN WITH SOME WHISKY. PREFERABLY SINGLE MALT SCOTCH RULE # 3 FIND A SOCIALIST AND PUNCH HIM OR HER IN THE FACE RULE # 4 HAND CRAFT A SMALL WOODEN BOAT. OUT OF CEDAR PREFERABLY OBVIOUSLY RULE # 5 MAKE LOVE TOA PARTNER OF YOUR CHOICE. (PREFERABLY SOMEONE WHO IS ACCEPT G軒YOUR ADVANCES AND UPON CLIMAX, WITHDRAW YOUR FIREARM AND UNLOAD SOME ROUNDS, LACED WITH DOUBLE ENTENDRE INTO THE NIGHT SKY. THATS WHAT PEOPLE THINK I'M GOING TO SAY BUT WHATI WOULD REALLY SAY IS JUST STAND UP FOR YOUR PRINCIPLES AND BE LOYAL TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. Ron swansons rules for becoming a man.

Ron swansons rules for becoming a man.

Time, Catholic, and She: STAND, SING, SIT, STAND, SING, SIT STAND, .. SING, SIT WELL DONE, HAVE A SNACK. Being Catholic and taking my gf for the first time. This is what she sent me.

Being Catholic and taking my gf for the first time. This is what she sent me.

Dank, Work, and Never: Work Tip: Stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

Alive, Head, and Bear: WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE 1. Remain calm, stand still.2. Stab repeatedly until you die YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY.MIGHTASWELL TRY TO BEAT THE RECORD FOR PRE-DEATH BEAR STABS WHICH IS 12. BEARS DONT EXPLODE THEY BURST INTO MORE BEARS DO NOT SHOOT AT BEARS BEARS HAVE A NATURAL INSTINCT TO FLIP OVER THE BULLETS AND KILL YOU HOW TO AVOID BEAR HEADLOCKS 1. Detach head 2. Discard TP BEARMAGEDDON COM BEAR SURVIVAL TIP BEFRIEND SOMEONE FATTER THAN YOU A GUIDE TO HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH BEARS RIGHT CROSS FRONT KICK UPPER CUT INEFFECTIVE JUMPING SUPLEX PILEDRIVER ROUNDHOUSE X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE ON HOW TO PUNCH A BEAR WARNING: DANGEROUS l. Find a bear 2. Make a fist. 3. Die. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE ALIVE BEAR ATTACK TIP: TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER Bigger No, bigger Not even close IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU CAN LOOK BIGGER THAN THE BEAR BEAR ATTACK TIP: F ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A COUPLE MINUTES LATER How to survive a bear attack

How to survive a bear attack

America, Memes, and School: "Civics was a class that used to be required before you could graduate from high school. You were taught what was in the U.S. Constitution. "And after all the student rebellions in the Sixties, civics was banished from the student curriculum and was replaced by something called social studies. Here we live in a country that has a fabulous constitution and all these guarantees, a contract between the citizens and the government - nobody knows what's in it... "And so, if you don't know what your rights are, how can you stand up for them? And furthermore, if you don't know what's in the document, how can you care if someone is shredding it?" - Frank Zappa Image Credits Pinterest Changess oropped, resized, text added, https/bit.ly/2KBOWyD The dumbing down of America has yielded a disturbing trend of what the MSM prefers to "report." Socialism, anti-second amendment, pro-choice/infanticide among other things, all from people who can't decide if they should sit or stand to urinate.

The dumbing down of America has yielded a disturbing trend of what the MSM prefers to "report." Socialism, anti-second amendment, pro-choice...

America, Memes, and Socialism: VENEZUELANS ARE BEING MARKED WITH NUMBERS TO STAND IN LINE AT GOVERNMENT SUPERMARKETS TURNING POINT USA ISN'T SOCIALISM GREAT? Remind Me Why Leftists Want This For America?? #SocialismSucks

Remind Me Why Leftists Want This For America?? #SocialismSucks

Too Much, Mean, and Tiffany: Tiffany Monroe @tiffanymonroee Follow I told this guy I was trans and look at his response Honestly I ain't worried too much about that if that's the case. I mean you a woman and I ain't gay so what you talking about exactly It's 2019 I'm a grown man your past shouldn't matter like that 2:25 PM-3 Mar 2019 10,208 Retweets 86,079 Likes This is a stand-up guy

This is a stand-up guy

Ask, Com, and Next: when you really need to get up to pee but you'll need to ask the 4 people sitting next to you to stand up so that you can get out nade at newfastuff.com Yep, thats the face.

Yep, thats the face.

Head, Racism, and Saw: Collision Masters LLC added 6 new photos. June 13 at 9:06pm Collision asters Like Page Customer pulls into the shop today and literally hear crickets when all the air tools and employees stopped and shook their head in disgust on what they saw. This unfortunate customer had racist remarks with spray paint all over the vehicle. I looked at the driver and told him that "you are not leaving until I fix this!" Literally my guys dropped everything and attacked this truck like a Pit Crew and got the job done. I told the owner of the vehicle this ones on me and I wanted him to know that Buffalonians will never stand for this! Great job and many thanks to the team at Collision Masters. This is how you handle racism! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Tv0Bxs

This is how you handle racism! via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2Tv0Bxs

Head, Racism, and Saw: Collision Masters LLC added 6 new photos. June 13 at 9:06pm Collision asters Like Page Customer pulls into the shop today and literally hear crickets when all the air tools and employees stopped and shook their head in disgust on what they saw. This unfortunate customer had racist remarks with spray paint all over the vehicle. I looked at the driver and told him that "you are not leaving until I fix this!" Literally my guys dropped everything and attacked this truck like a Pit Crew and got the job done. I told the owner of the vehicle this ones on me and I wanted him to know that Buffalonians will never stand for this! Great job and many thanks to the team at Collision Masters. This is how you handle racism!

This is how you handle racism!

Fall, Smile, and World: I know you. You're the one wearing that smile, even though last night you barely slept. Your selfies tell a different story, the one you don't want others to know. Happiness on the surface but there's pain in your soul. I think the world of you. The way you stand upright, refusing to fall. You walk through the madness and if you had to, you'd crawl. So to the strongest souls I know, to the one's reading this now. When the world throws it's punches, defend yourself & adjust your crown..." r.h. Sin (For her, For you)

Bodies , Children, and Life: I CHOOSE ToVACCINATE MY CHILDREN! HAVE THE NOT TO FWILL STAND UP FOR ealth From the Libertarian Party platform: 1.1 Self-Ownership Individuals own their bodies and have rights over them that other individuals, groups, and governments may not violate. Individuals have the freedom and responsibility to decide what they knowingly and voluntarily consume, and what risks they accept to their own health, finances, safety, or life.

From the Libertarian Party platform: 1.1 Self-Ownership Individuals own their bodies and have rights over them that other individuals, gr...

Charlie, Monster, and Parents: Sara Booth, Unpaicd employee of Teddy Halftail and Nibby Pantherfoot Answered Jul 7, 2016 I don't remember this myself, because I was too young. My parents had a dog named Charlie who was absolutely terrified of the vacuum cleaner. But after I was born, any time my mother vacuumed, Charlie would stand steadfast between me and the vacuum cleaner. "Trembling in every limb," my mother says, but determined to protect baby-me from the monster. 88.4k Views 7,834 Upvotes awed-frog You didn't need your heart today, right? Good. Source: awed-frog 235,697 notes Charlie deserves some Scooby Snacks

Charlie deserves some Scooby Snacks

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: STAND ak-draws: *high-pitched screaming* aaAAAARTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

ak-draws: *high-pitched screaming* aaAAAARTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

Dank, 🤖, and Green: Gotta say, I think this defense would stand up in court. RESERVED FOR GREEN VEHICLES RESERVED FOR GREEN VEHICLES

Animals, Fall, and Lean: Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. This sign at the zoo

This sign at the zoo

Bad, Facebook, and Tumblr: ses e Lived With the e Stand YOU DINoSAU Marsupials Mammals YouPickU Do We Not Noe AT BLEED? We Eat Ticks (and other bad things) SLOW DOWN Let Us Live! MOTHERS catsbeaversandducks: Via Opie Acres

catsbeaversandducks: Via Opie Acres

Bad, Facebook, and Tumblr: ses e Lived With the e Stand YOU DINoSAU Marsupials Mammals YouPickU Do We Not Noe AT BLEED? We Eat Ticks (and other bad things) SLOW DOWN Let Us Live! MOTHERS catsbeaversandducks: Via Opie Acres

catsbeaversandducks: Via Opie Acres

Being Alone, Memes, and 🤖: Always stand up for what you believe in Even if it means standing alone -Kim Hanks

They, You, and Stand: "Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they'll notice. If they don't, you know where you stand."

Creepy, Funny, and Life: last night my uber gave me a menu on what kind of ride i wanted George: The Uber Driver. Ride Type Menu The Stand U Itell you about things that are funny (to me at least). From prison stories to other poor life choices I've made Don't get a lovers name tattooed on you Ever The Silent Ride e Therapy Ride Got something on your mind? Let me help take it off. Talk to me Ri Idon't say anything. I just look at you from time to time in the rearview mirror All creepy like The Rude Ride I be as rude as possible Safety comes before anything. Please Wear your seee Ihave chargers for every type ofphone/ou need Ride type menu

Ride type menu

Dank, Rose, and Strong: I salute every single person who has ever found themselves in a dark place but rose above the pain. And I salute every single person who continues to stand tall with all their broken parts still in tact. You may not be where you want to be, but you will get there. Stay strong.

Sober, Girl Memes, and Once: When you feel sober at the pregame but then you stand up and everything hits you at once @TIPSYDRUNK I want what Mariah’s having. (@tipsydrunk)

I want what Mariah’s having. (@tipsydrunk)

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