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Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd wears a bow tie everywhere because it makes people less intimidated and afraid of him. @DrSmashlove Reddit u/tricksy_trixie Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like “wow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! “David if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? “Wow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF 😂. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like “MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t 😍😂. As Tupac said, “You are appreciated ☺️”. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout “can I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy ☺️” I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🤤🤫) BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
Be Like, Bless Up, and Bruh: My sister's gentle giant German Shepherd
 wears a bow tie everywhere because it
 makes people less intimidated and afraid
 of him.
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/tricksy_trixie
Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. I’m talking and u just eyeing me. Scrutinizing me. U feel me? Am I making her mad? Is she disagreeing with me? What is she thinking? I need that. That element of risk. Like u might could reach across the table and break a bottle over my head bruv. That sh!t dangerous to me that’s sexy lol. Scowl at me. U feel me? HANGRY - even tho u just bodied four tacos, a bowl of guac, and a large horchata 😩. I fux with that. And women with RBF do well in business! That’s why women get successful and ppl be like “wow Susan is a bish” NO SHE AINT! SHE JUST GOT SKRONG RBF! “David if you don’t start being reasonable imma stab this pen into your neck. How you gon explain that to ya kids? You could have given us $17,000 more per month for this amazing software but nah. You wanted to die on your sword. Well David, act like a bish you gon DIE LIKE A BISH.” I mean I still remember tryina explain to my mama why my sister crying and my mama already got the chancleta IN HER HAND - RAISED - maybe EEN a wooden spoon in the other - just preparing for that cosmic two-tiered simultaneous SHLAP - SHMACK - CRACK of the spoon handle to end my existence u feel me? “Wow smash what a childhood that explains why you’re like this no wonder.” Ok first of all ...... YES ASF 😂. Y’all could judge my mama all u want to but u can’t have 1-on-1 convo’s with all ya chirren once u have more than three like after that u gotta be efficient and the flip flop - wooden spoon is efficient ASF. All I’m saying is at the end of the day I love my mama and perhaps RBF remind me of her Resting Boutta Whup Dat A$$ Face all I’m saying is for u ladies who are like “MY FRIENDS ALL SAY I HAVE THE WORST RBF LIKE HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS”...don’t 😍😂. As Tupac said, “You are appreciated ☺️”. Now none of u extra-a$$ ladies who follow me DM me talmbout “can I ride the Peepington while slapping u with a sandal and breaking wooden spoons on u zaddy ☺️” I told u I ain’t into being dominated! (Nah but DM me tho if u gon do it 🤤🤫) BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂

Say Bruh shout to u pretty a$$ ladies with resting bish face (RBF) bruv I fux with y’all. I fux witchu ladies the long way bruv y’all sexy. ...

Being Alone, Bad, and Dancing: You Don't Need To Be In A Relationship To Enjoy Valentine's Day @balleralert You Don’t Need To Be In A Relationship To Enjoy Valentine’s Day - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Valentine’s Day is not just for couples. If you want to enjoy, you can either do it alone or call up your girls and you ladies can do something together. Don’t let the day “couple’s day” bring you down. Just look at it as a day of being all about you and only you. Just because it’s Valentine’s Day, doesn’t mean that you have are exempt from celebrating this day of love. Here are a few things that you can do for yourself today! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Treat Yourself- Enjoy a box of assorted chocolates and a glass of wine as a gift to yourself. Who said that chocolates had to come from someone else? Relax in a nice bubble bath, soft music, wine, and of course your box of chocolate. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Enjoy Some Relaxation- Spa days are great any time of the month, but what better time than on Valentine’s Day. Relax and let all of the stress of the world go, while enjoying a deep tissue massage, manicure, pedicure, and a facial. Who says you can’t look good for yourself? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Girls Night Out- Get the girls together and go out for dinner and dancing! Nothing like drinks, girl talk and boy bashing to make you realize that being single isn’t half bad after all! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Meet Someone New- Open yourself up to a new romance .Valentine’s Day isn’t just for those who have been in a relationship, it’s also for those who are looking to start one. Get out there and mingle, who knows you may meet the man of your dreams. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It really doesn’t matter what you do, just don’t sit at home and mope around. Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers, those who’ve been in love and those who are looking for true love. Get out there and experience it! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Happy Valentine’s Day!
Being Alone, Bad, and Dancing: You Don't Need To Be In A Relationship To
 Enjoy Valentine's Day
 @balleralert
You Don’t Need To Be In A Relationship To Enjoy Valentine’s Day - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Valentine’s Day is not just for couples. If you want to enjoy, you can either do it alone or call up your girls and you ladies can do something together. Don’t let the day “couple’s day” bring you down. Just look at it as a day of being all about you and only you. Just because it’s Valentine’s Day, doesn’t mean that you have are exempt from celebrating this day of love. Here are a few things that you can do for yourself today! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Treat Yourself- Enjoy a box of assorted chocolates and a glass of wine as a gift to yourself. Who said that chocolates had to come from someone else? Relax in a nice bubble bath, soft music, wine, and of course your box of chocolate. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Enjoy Some Relaxation- Spa days are great any time of the month, but what better time than on Valentine’s Day. Relax and let all of the stress of the world go, while enjoying a deep tissue massage, manicure, pedicure, and a facial. Who says you can’t look good for yourself? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Girls Night Out- Get the girls together and go out for dinner and dancing! Nothing like drinks, girl talk and boy bashing to make you realize that being single isn’t half bad after all! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Meet Someone New- Open yourself up to a new romance .Valentine’s Day isn’t just for those who have been in a relationship, it’s also for those who are looking to start one. Get out there and mingle, who knows you may meet the man of your dreams. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It really doesn’t matter what you do, just don’t sit at home and mope around. Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers, those who’ve been in love and those who are looking for true love. Get out there and experience it! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Happy Valentine’s Day!

You Don’t Need To Be In A Relationship To Enjoy Valentine’s Day - blogged by @peachkyss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Valentine’s Day is not just for coup...