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Ass, Bless Up, and Cats: Let's go shopping! So one of my followers DM me saying: "Have you ever met 'Mr. I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr. P is a sexy, motivated, funny, intelligent and extremely likable guy who makes calculated moves that force unsuspecting women in2 the grey area of 'are we dating or just hooking up?' Mr. P has an estimated bajillion women ready to marry him at the drop of an 'I love you.' Time to move on or accept the challenge?" Ok lemme drop a little science on Mr. PP, because I may know a thing or two about this type πŸ˜‡. First things first, keep it very G with old boy - but don't do the most. Find a balance. If u fawn over him too early on, he gon take u for granted. But don't fall into the trap of doing the other extreme and rubbing his face in his shit. Like when a girl wanna mention that she dated ball players and actors. Fuck they got to do with me? πŸ˜‚ I done dated models but I don't harp on that shit. Mr. PP ain't used to girls treating him like a regular dude. Give him that gift and watch it work magic πŸ€—. Second, tease him. Mr. PP is used to hearing about his perfection so relentlessly bust the fuck out of his balls. If he wearing a pink tie u could be all "OK SO WE DOING PINK TIES NOW THAT'S ADORABLE. YOU GOT A PINK THONG TO MATCH THAT PINK TIE, MR. PINKYSAURUS REX? HOW BOUT A PINK ROMPER. MATTER FACT YOUR XMAS GIFT IS A PINK ROMPER AND IMMA MAKE U WEAR IT OL PINK BUTTERCUP LOOKIN ASS LOL." Last of all, starve him. Get into a nice lil texting discussion and then leave him ice cold. U feel me? Like y'all bantering on Monday and poof...ghost till Wednesday. Fuck his circuitry up. Cross his wires. Have him worrying u spent Tuesday getting that long pipe from your ex. "But smash I hate these games why do I need to play games argh! I'll just live with cats I'm done 😫." Ok Cat Lady u the one who wanted to fuck with Mr. PP, I'm just giving u the game! U don't like this game? Might I suggest Christian Mingle - find u a nice boy named Peter who gon make loving missionary sexytime to u and have u in a Honda Odyssey. But if u wanna have Mr. PP chirren and ride in that big body Audi Q7 u gotta approach shit a lil different. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ass, Bless Up, and Cats: Let's go shopping!
So one of my followers DM me saying: "Have you ever met 'Mr. I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr. P is a sexy, motivated, funny, intelligent and extremely likable guy who makes calculated moves that force unsuspecting women in2 the grey area of 'are we dating or just hooking up?' Mr. P has an estimated bajillion women ready to marry him at the drop of an 'I love you.' Time to move on or accept the challenge?" Ok lemme drop a little science on Mr. PP, because I may know a thing or two about this type πŸ˜‡. First things first, keep it very G with old boy - but don't do the most. Find a balance. If u fawn over him too early on, he gon take u for granted. But don't fall into the trap of doing the other extreme and rubbing his face in his shit. Like when a girl wanna mention that she dated ball players and actors. Fuck they got to do with me? πŸ˜‚ I done dated models but I don't harp on that shit. Mr. PP ain't used to girls treating him like a regular dude. Give him that gift and watch it work magic πŸ€—. Second, tease him. Mr. PP is used to hearing about his perfection so relentlessly bust the fuck out of his balls. If he wearing a pink tie u could be all "OK SO WE DOING PINK TIES NOW THAT'S ADORABLE. YOU GOT A PINK THONG TO MATCH THAT PINK TIE, MR. PINKYSAURUS REX? HOW BOUT A PINK ROMPER. MATTER FACT YOUR XMAS GIFT IS A PINK ROMPER AND IMMA MAKE U WEAR IT OL PINK BUTTERCUP LOOKIN ASS LOL." Last of all, starve him. Get into a nice lil texting discussion and then leave him ice cold. U feel me? Like y'all bantering on Monday and poof...ghost till Wednesday. Fuck his circuitry up. Cross his wires. Have him worrying u spent Tuesday getting that long pipe from your ex. "But smash I hate these games why do I need to play games argh! I'll just live with cats I'm done 😫." Ok Cat Lady u the one who wanted to fuck with Mr. PP, I'm just giving u the game! U don't like this game? Might I suggest Christian Mingle - find u a nice boy named Peter who gon make loving missionary sexytime to u and have u in a Honda Odyssey. But if u wanna have Mr. PP chirren and ride in that big body Audi Q7 u gotta approach shit a lil different. Ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So one of my followers DM me saying: "Have you ever met 'Mr. I'm too Perfect'? You see Mr. P is a sexy, motivated, funny, intelligent and ex...