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Arthur, David Bowie, and Puppies: stoneyboboney tumbl Follow urbanoceanbx hapter 3 1 g car and f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the finst two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like phn Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly terrible Se clledt He was tall and he grandtheftautosanandreas Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters the-fandoms-are-valentines they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay "He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis." Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you. "He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way of "It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro." "If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly nudityandnerdery And, of course The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. drinkmasturbatecry the one that will always stay with me is "Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath," i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words marsdaydream I will reblog this every time l see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language ladyscientia Douglas Adams understands me Source:kingwizardandthelizardgizzard #42 #yes this #ahahaha #Douglas Adams 436,335 notes Douglas Adams appreciation post
Arthur, David Bowie, and Puppies: stoneyboboney
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 Follow
 urbanoceanbx
 hapter 3 1
 g car and
 f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David
 Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another
 David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the finst
 two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty
 robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like
 phn Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingly
 terrible
 Se
 clledt
 He was tall and he
 grandtheftautosanandreas
 Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
 the-fandoms-are-valentines
 they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
 "He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying
 to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis."
 Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy
 puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost
 infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.
 "He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the
 wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy
 fooling around with some leaves a little way of
 "It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and
 escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro."
 "If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable
 hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal
 not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued
 parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a
 knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly
 nudityandnerdery
 And, of course
 The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
 drinkmasturbatecry
 the one that will always stay with me is "Arthur Dent was grappling with his
 consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath," i feel
 like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words
 marsdaydream
 I will reblog this every time l see it because these are some of my favorite
 sentences in the English language
 ladyscientia
 Douglas Adams understands me
 Source:kingwizardandthelizardgizzard
 #42
 #yes this
 #ahahaha
 #Douglas Adams
 436,335 notes
Douglas Adams appreciation post

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David Bowie, Puppies, and Target: ch in fully k tti Chapter 3 1 ng he west ing car and f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty each robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like d dream of enly fling the terrible eously. So rminedly ecalled" John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingy amiliar He was tall and he gangled. marsdaydream: drinkmasturbatecry: nudityandnerdery: the-fandoms-are-valentines: grandtheftautosanandreas: Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay “He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.” “Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.” “He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.” “It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.” “If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.” And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.” the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words. I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.
David Bowie, Puppies, and Target: ch in
 fully k
 tti
 Chapter 3 1
 ng
 he west
 ing car and
 f you took a couple of David Bowies and stuck one of the David
 Bowies on the top of the other David Bowie, then attached another
 David Bowie to the end of each of the arms of the upper of the first
 two David Bowies and wrapped the whole business up in a dirty
 each robe you would then have something which didn't exactly look like
 d dream of
 enly fling
 the terrible
 eously. So
 rminedly
 ecalled" John Watson, but which those who knew him would find hauntingy
 amiliar
 He was tall and he gangled.
marsdaydream:
drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

marsdaydream: drinkmasturbatecry: nudityandnerdery: the-fandoms-are-valentines: grandtheftautosanandreas: Douglas Adams is the best when...

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Adele, Coldplay, and Fire: 40+ of the
 SADDEST
 SONGS EVER
 1. "Someone Like You, Adele
 2. "Stay With Me, Sam Smith
 3. "The Heart Wants What It Wants," Selena Gomez
 4. "Skinny Love," Bon lver
 5. "Hallelujah," Rufus Wainwright
 6. "Stay, Rihanna
 7.
 "Everybody Hurts," R.E.M
 8. "Good Woman," Cat Power
 9. "Samson," Regina Spektor
 10. "Breathe Me," Sia
 11. "You Were Mine Dixie Chicks
 12. "Hey Mama," Kanye West
 13. "A Man/Me/Then Jim," Rilo Kiley
 14. "Twilight," Elliott Smith
 15. The Sounds of Silence," Simon& Garfunkel
 16. "Flightless Bird, American Mouth," Iron & Wine
 17. "This Year's Love," David Gray
 18. "I Will Remember You," Sarah McLachlan
 19. "Lost," Michael Bublé
 20. "Fix You," Coldplay
 21. "Heart," Stars
 22. "God Only KnowS," The Beach Boys
 23. "Crown of Love," Arcade Fire
 24. "Say Something," A Great Big World featuring
 Christina Aguilera
 25. "Gloomy Sunday." Billie Holiday
 26. "Mad World," Gary Jules featuring Michael Andrews
 27. "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" Death Cab For Cutie
 28· "Wish You Were Here," Pink Floyd
 29. "Landslide" Fleetwood Mac
 30. "Guess I'm Doing Fine," Beck
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 32. "Unchained Melody," Righteous Brothers
 33. "Goodbye My Lover," James Blunt
 34. "Whiskey Lullaby" Brad Paisley featuring Alison Krauss
 35. "Something in the Way," Nirvana
 36. "River" Joni Mitchell
 37. "Creep," Radiohead
 38. The Blower's Daughter, Damien Rice
 39. "All of Me," John Legend
 40. "The Needle and the Damage Done, Neil Young
 41. "I Can't Make You Love Me/Nick of Time, Bon Iver
 42. "Poison & Wine," The Civil Wars
 43. "If You Say So," Lea Michele
 44. "John Wayne Gacy, Jr.," Sufjan Stevens
 45. "Trouble," Cat Stevens
 46. "Make You Feel My Love," Adele
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Saddest Song Ever!!!

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