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steve austin: Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day!!! Don't forget to chug a beer and give your boss a stunner if you go to work today
steve austin: Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day!!! Don't forget to chug a beer and give your boss a stunner if you go to work today

Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day!!! Don't forget to chug a beer and give your boss a stunner if you go to work today

steve austin: Steve Austin is Corey Taylor 30 years later. Both of these are Steve Austin.
steve austin: Steve Austin is Corey Taylor 30 years later. Both of these are Steve Austin.

Steve Austin is Corey Taylor 30 years later. Both of these are Steve Austin.

steve austin: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin gives Big Show a stunner.
steve austin: "Stone Cold" Steve Austin gives Big Show a stunner.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin gives Big Show a stunner.

steve austin: Cold Stone Steve Austin
steve austin: Cold Stone Steve Austin

Cold Stone Steve Austin

steve austin: 10:30 O facebook.com AA Dude! Glad you're ok. No BS!! When I was 25, and also naked in the shower, I heard my wife yell from the living room. I flew out, (almost tripping over my huge cock), and glistening skin with body wash foam still dripping, I see a bum, in my apartment with a kitchen drawer full of old rusty knives. He says he is selling, and I quote "A huge special on "DIY divorce kits." So standing there wet, and naked, with my cock fully erect, I grab the Oak dining room chair ( it's a heavy, dense wood, real good for fucking a sketchy bum up) up like Stone Cold Steve Austin, and say "Go on now, get the fuck outta here you stupid, sketchy Bum!" And he jumps, a couple of real sketchy knives fall out of the random drawer, he reaches for the door and walks out closing it... We were stunned... Being the bottom floor, he just circled around to the back patio. It had a 4 foot wall, separating us from him... No BS again, he starts to climb over the wall, when the cops come flying in and taze his ass, halfway over our patio... So between the stench of cooked bum, and the screaming of the neighbor lady in 2B (she apparently didnt want to buy a DYI divorce kit either) and the high fiving of the two cops so were sending juice through this transient like a kindergarter with a capri sun, I barely had time to hide my weed on the patio (Highly illegal at the time) True story DIY Divorce Kits, fully erect, naked and wet, and of course, the cops high-fived!
steve austin: 10:30
 O facebook.com
 AA
 Dude! Glad you're ok.
 No BS!!
 When I was 25, and also naked in the shower,
 I heard my wife yell from the living room.
 I flew out, (almost tripping over my huge
 cock), and glistening skin with body wash
 foam still dripping, I see a bum, in my
 apartment with a kitchen drawer full of old
 rusty knives. He says he is selling, and I
 quote "A huge special on "DIY divorce kits."
 So standing there wet, and naked, with my
 cock fully erect, I grab the Oak dining room
 chair ( it's a heavy, dense wood, real good for
 fucking a sketchy bum up) up like Stone Cold
 Steve Austin, and say "Go on now, get the
 fuck outta here you stupid, sketchy Bum!"
 And he jumps, a couple of real sketchy knives
 fall out of the random drawer, he reaches for
 the door and walks out closing it...
 We were stunned...
 Being the bottom floor, he just circled around
 to the back patio. It had a 4 foot wall,
 separating us from him...
 No BS again, he starts to climb over the wall,
 when the cops come flying in and taze his
 ass, halfway over our patio...
 So between the stench of cooked bum, and
 the screaming of the neighbor lady in 2B (she
 apparently didnt want to buy a DYI divorce kit
 either) and the high fiving of the two cops so
 were sending juice through this transient like
 a kindergarter with a capri sun, I barely had
 time to hide my weed on the patio
 (Highly illegal at the time)
 True story
DIY Divorce Kits, fully erect, naked and wet, and of course, the cops high-fived!

DIY Divorce Kits, fully erect, naked and wet, and of course, the cops high-fived!

steve austin: Wow, didn鈥檛 know Stone Cold Steve Austin reffed basketball.
steve austin: Wow, didn鈥檛 know Stone Cold Steve Austin reffed basketball.

Wow, didn鈥檛 know Stone Cold Steve Austin reffed basketball.

steve austin: 1 month ago Remember, friends: Kinky is using the feather. Perverted is using the chicken 334 REPLY Hide replies 1 month ago Don't mock and make light of other animals being raped. That's fucking evil. Other animals aren't toys to dress up and pose for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. Leave other animals alone. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is disgusting. Only animals of human-level intelligence are capable of evil. You wouldn't put the same level of responsibility on human children and mentally disabled people, and you obviously shouldn't put it on animals of an entirely different species. Humans aren't more special or important than other animals. Something isn't worse because it happens to humans. You're not better by definition. Fuck you. There are far too many animals in orphanages, many kill orphanages, some gas chamber orphanages, to justify breeding/buying from breeders. They're #NotProperty to be bought/sold. Adopt. They'll show you how full of love life is. Save their life, and theyll save yours. Hagrid didn't support using dragons in the Triwizard Tournament. That's horrific abuse. Kidnapping them, sending them across the world, trapping them in tiny cages they can't even move in, stabbing and hitting them with spells, and making them feel threatened and attacked whilst chained up in an arena surrounded by screaming humans, is fucking disgusting. As is exploiting, abusing, scaring, distressing, and interrupting grindylows, fish, and other animals in the Great Lake. It's not euthanasia. It's not done for their benefit. It's murder. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. It's no different for other animals. Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors, and health and medical care. Just like humans. There's no distinction. There'd be outrage if different humans had different doctors and terms depending on their race. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism. People spend money on war rather than helping other animals. Medical care should be socialised, like humans have. Caring for other animals isn't a chore, it's a duty and privilege. Don't say "in the doghouse" like it's some bad place to be, that's ok for dogs, but not humans. That's disgusting. Dogs belong in a normal house, with their families. Species is irrelevant to family. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature. Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, nothing else. Other apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards aren't smiling because they're happy. Other apes and monkeys do what's called a "fear grimace", while horses smile in submission They're not happy, they're abused. Freedom is what matters in life. You wouldn't trade freedom for comfort and safety, and you have no right to force that on other animals Experimenting on other animals is vile. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. What a miserable existence. That constant, unending torture is unimaginable for most people. Fireworks and other explosions are horrible. Other animals, like cats, dogs, and birds, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable. Oreos and Doritos use #ConflictPalmOil, leading to extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day for unsustainable palm oil production. http://www.ran.org/issue/palm_oil/ http://www.chesterzoo.org/app/uploads/sites/3/2019/04/Sustainable-Palm-Oil-Shopping-List-Feb-2019.pdf KFC uses cardboard made from trees cut down in the forests of endangered species, such as Indonesian tigers and orangutans. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150692/KFC-buckets-destroying-Indonesian-rainforest-claims-Greenpeace.html Leather's disgusting. Other animals, especially cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry. http://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/ http://www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html http://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather Fur and down are the result of immense torture and horrific murder. http://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html?amp http:://www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/ http://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/ http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/ Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, angora, and mohair, not just in the East, but western nations like America, the UK, and Australia, too. https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/a-wool-jumper-is-just-as-cruel-as-a-mink-coat-9610133.html?amp Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is just cruel and confusing. http://io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629 Canada and Trudeau still let baby seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs. http://www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf http://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/04/wildlife-watch-canada-harp-seal-hunt https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCYf9q9t9bo Don't feed birds and fish bread, or cats cows' milk or cheese. Bread has no nutritional value for birds, it just stops them from eating useful food, the yeast expands in fish' stomachs causing constipation, and cats are lactose intolerant https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1953493/Royal-Society-for-the-Protection-of-Birds-RSPB-says-to-ban-bread-as-bird-food.html https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/why-cant-cats-drink-milk-plus-6-other-feline-myths/ http:://pets.webmd.com/cats/ss/slideshow-foods-your-cat-should-never-eat Ecosia is a search engine that uses at least 80% of its profits to plant trees, planting about 1 every second, which takes 45 searches to fund. http://www.ecosia.org/ Littering's disgusting. Other animals have to walk on that floor, and right next to your rubbish. They don't want to do that. Don't be a selfish cunt. Balloons, Chinese lanterns, glitter, sequins, and microbeads don't decompose. They stay in the environment, and end up being swallowed by other animals Having human-level intelligence doesn't somehow stop you being an animal. That makes no sense, whatsoever. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can have human-level intelligence. It is a trait of animals because an animal has it: humans. Everything we do is, by definition, animalistic, because we are animals Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. There's no distinction. Being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome. It's what lets you be you Intelligence doesn't make one animal more special than another. That's just a trait humans have. It's no better than running fast or jumping high. Evolution has no will. It's not trying to make other animals more human-like. A slug is as evolved as we are. A slug got it right. It doesn't make you inherently better at all, and saying that totally disregards how stupid and evil humans are. It's nonsensical. That's human ego. The second an alien race arrives that's more intelligent than we are, you people will move the goalposts for what it means to be more special. You say it not because it's true, but because it currently benefits you You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please. There'd be outrage if humans were treated like property. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism. We're not their owners, we're their parents. Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, and brothers, and sisters, and nieces, and nephews, and cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, that you only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family. Joe Rogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jake Roberts, Undertaker, Braun Strowman, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Goldust, and Ted DiBiase Jr. are torturers and murderers. Fishing and other hunting is murder. Other animals' lives aren't your playthings. Leave other animals alone. You wouldn't do it to humans, and don't do it to other animals. It's that simple. No one has the right to make fun of, or hurt, or abuse, or exploit, or murder, any other animal, for any reason. Do what is right, not what is easy. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature. #AnimalCruelty #AnimalAbuse #AnimalWelfare #AnimalRights #Adopt DontShop #OptToAdopt Show less 8 REPLY 1 month ago oh my 51 REPLY Makes joke, Receives a fully cited essay.
steve austin: 1 month ago
 Remember, friends: Kinky is using the feather. Perverted is using the chicken
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 1 month ago
 Don't mock and make light of other animals being raped. That's fucking evil. Other animals aren't toys to dress up and pose for your amusement, or tools for you to use as you please.
 Leave other animals alone. Humans have a serious lack of empathy when it comes to other animals. They're not mindless machines. Their emotions aren't muted. Human ego is
 disgusting.
 Only animals of human-level intelligence are capable of evil. You wouldn't put the same level of responsibility on human children and mentally disabled people, and you obviously
 shouldn't put it on animals of an entirely different species. Humans aren't more special or important than other animals. Something isn't worse because it happens to humans. You're not
 better by definition. Fuck you.
 There are far too many animals in orphanages, many kill orphanages, some gas chamber orphanages, to justify breeding/buying from breeders. They're #NotProperty to be bought/sold.
 Adopt. They'll show you how full of love life is. Save their life, and theyll save yours.
 Hagrid didn't support using dragons in the Triwizard Tournament. That's horrific abuse. Kidnapping them, sending them across the world, trapping them in tiny cages they can't even
 move in, stabbing and hitting them with spells, and making them feel threatened and attacked whilst chained up in an arena surrounded by screaming humans, is fucking disgusting. As
 is exploiting, abusing, scaring, distressing, and interrupting grindylows, fish, and other animals in the Great Lake.
 It's not euthanasia. It's not done for their benefit. It's murder. Imagine the outrage if humans who weren't being adopted were killed. It's no different for other animals.
 Other animals don't have "vets". They have doctors, and health and medical care. Just like humans. There's no distinction. There'd be outrage if different humans had different doctors
 and terms depending on their race. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism.
 People spend money on war rather than helping other animals. Medical care should be socialised, like humans have.
 Caring for other animals isn't a chore, it's a duty and privilege.
 Don't say "in the doghouse" like it's some bad place to be, that's ok for dogs, but not humans. That's disgusting. Dogs belong in a normal house, with their families. Species is irrelevant to
 family. Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
 Other animals don't belong in the entertainment industry. Not only is it extremely stressful for them, and wild animals are abused until they submit to human will, but how dare you
 deprive them of their life. Elephants that do tricks and give rides aren't happy. They do it out of fear of what happens if they refuse. Swimming with dolphins isn't a good activity. It's
 extremely stressful for them, and leads to them catching diseases. They're viewed as tools for profit, nothing else.
 Other apes, monkeys, and horses used on cards aren't smiling because they're happy. Other apes and monkeys do what's called a "fear grimace", while horses smile in submission
 They're not happy, they're abused.
 Freedom is what matters in life. You wouldn't trade freedom for comfort and safety, and you have no right to force that on other animals
 Experimenting on other animals is vile. How dare you cause such immense suffering and murder. You're birthing them to torture them. What a miserable existence. That constant,
 unending torture is unimaginable for most people.
 Fireworks and other explosions are horrible. Other animals, like cats, dogs, and birds, get absolutely terrified by fireworks. Causing such intense, unending fear is unjustifiable.
 Oreos and Doritos use #ConflictPalmOil, leading to extinction of countless species, such as orangutans. 25 orangutans are murdered every day for unsustainable palm oil production.
 http://www.ran.org/issue/palm_oil/
 http://www.chesterzoo.org/app/uploads/sites/3/2019/04/Sustainable-Palm-Oil-Shopping-List-Feb-2019.pdf
 KFC uses cardboard made from trees cut down in the forests of endangered species, such as Indonesian tigers and orangutans.
 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150692/KFC-buckets-destroying-Indonesian-rainforest-claims-Greenpeace.html
 Leather's disgusting. Other animals, especially cows, suffer tremendously for leather production. It's not just a by-product of the meat industry.
 http://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/leather-is-more-than-a-by-product-of-the-meat-industry/
 http://www.care2.com/causes/the-shocking-truth-about-leather-no-its-not-a-meat-byproduct.html
 http://amp.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2008/aug/27/ethicalfashion.leather
 Fur and down are the result of immense torture and horrific murder.
 http://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2016/08/wildlife-china-fur-farming-welfare
 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/fur-farms-animal-welfare-cruelty-cannibalism-mink-foxes-coat-jacket-a8647616.html?amp
 http:://www.furfreealliance.com/severe-animal-cruelty-polish-fur-farms-revealed/
 http://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/fur-farms-stop-the-cruelty-1527692086.html
 https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/here-are-the-innocent-faces-of-the-cruel-fur-industry/
 http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/top-brands-using-fur-from-monster-foxes/
 Wool is a product of abuse, just like fur, angora, and mohair, not just in the East, but western nations like America, the UK, and Australia, too.
 https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/a-wool-jumper-is-just-as-cruel-as-a-mink-coat-9610133.html?amp
 Dogs and wolves don't have a strict hierarchy with an alpha. Treating them like they do is just cruel and confusing.
 http://io9.gizmodo.com/why-everything-you-know-about-wolf-packs-is-wrong-502754629
 Canada and Trudeau still let baby seals have their skulls smashed to bits with clubs.
 http://www.hsi.org/assets/pdfs/myths_and_facts_seal_hunt.pdf
 http://relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/04/wildlife-watch-canada-harp-seal-hunt
 https://www.thedodo.com/amphtml/canada-seal-hunt-2333758471.html
 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCYf9q9t9bo
 Don't feed birds and fish bread, or cats cows' milk or cheese. Bread has no nutritional value for birds, it just stops them from eating useful food, the yeast expands in fish' stomachs
 causing constipation, and cats are lactose intolerant
 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1953493/Royal-Society-for-the-Protection-of-Birds-RSPB-says-to-ban-bread-as-bird-food.html
 https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/why-cant-cats-drink-milk-plus-6-other-feline-myths/
 http:://pets.webmd.com/cats/ss/slideshow-foods-your-cat-should-never-eat
 Ecosia is a search engine that uses at least 80% of its profits to plant trees, planting about 1 every second, which takes 45 searches to fund.
 http://www.ecosia.org/
 Littering's disgusting. Other animals have to walk on that floor, and right next to your rubbish. They don't want to do that. Don't be a selfish cunt.
 Balloons, Chinese lanterns, glitter, sequins, and microbeads don't decompose. They stay in the environment, and end up being swallowed by other animals
 Having human-level intelligence doesn't somehow stop you being an animal. That makes no sense, whatsoever. It's specifically because you're an animal that you can have human-level
 intelligence. It is a trait of animals because an animal has it: humans. Everything we do is, by definition, animalistic, because we are animals
 Everything humans do is by definition animalistic, because humans are animals. There's no distinction. Being an animal isn't an insult. It's awesome. It's what lets you be you
 Intelligence doesn't make one animal more special than another. That's just a trait humans have. It's no better than running fast or jumping high. Evolution has no will. It's not trying to
 make other animals more human-like. A slug is as evolved as we are. A slug got it right.
 It doesn't make you inherently better at all, and saying that totally disregards how stupid and evil humans are. It's nonsensical. That's human ego. The second an alien race arrives that's
 more intelligent than we are, you people will move the goalposts for what it means to be more special. You say it not because it's true, but because it currently benefits you
 You can't own another living thing. They're not consumer goods to be bought and sold. They're not property. They're above monetary value. They're not toys for your amusement, or tools
 for you to use as you please. There'd be outrage if humans were treated like property. It's no different for other animals. That's speciesism. We're not their owners, we're their parents.
 Pet isn't an insult. That's horrible. A pet is an animal of another species, in your family, that you care for. They're your children, and brothers, and sisters, and nieces, and nephews, and
 cousins, not some ornament to have around for novelty, that you only pay attention to when you're bored. Species is irrelevant to family.
 Joe Rogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Jake Roberts, Undertaker, Braun Strowman, Shawn Michaels, Brock Lesnar, Goldust, and Ted DiBiase Jr. are torturers and murderers. Fishing and
 other hunting is murder. Other animals' lives aren't your playthings. Leave other animals alone.
 You wouldn't do it to humans, and don't do it to other animals. It's that simple.
 No one has the right to make fun of, or hurt, or abuse, or exploit, or murder, any other animal, for any reason.
 Do what is right, not what is easy.
 Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.
 #AnimalCruelty #AnimalAbuse #AnimalWelfare #AnimalRights #Adopt DontShop #OptToAdopt
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steve austin: Photoshop help... my nephew(15) throwing to my kid(10) I need Stone Cold Steve Austin Stunner
steve austin: Photoshop help... my nephew(15) throwing to my kid(10) I need Stone Cold Steve Austin Stunner

Photoshop help... my nephew(15) throwing to my kid(10) I need Stone Cold Steve Austin Stunner

steve austin: cautionlazer: arkadot: Daniel Radcliffe and Matthew Lewis at WWF in 2000. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer鈥檚 Stone Cold Steve Austin
steve austin: cautionlazer:
arkadot:

Daniel Radcliffe and Matthew Lewis at WWF in 2000.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer鈥檚 Stone Cold Steve Austin

cautionlazer: arkadot: Daniel Radcliffe and Matthew Lewis at WWF in 2000. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer鈥檚 Stone Cold Steve Austin