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Children, Cute, and Facts: pervocracy child handling for the childless urse My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after years in environments where a young" patient is 40 years old. Here's my impressions so far Birth 1 year: Essentially a smail cute animal. Handle accordingly, gently and affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation of cooperation Age 1-2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You can smile, you can coo, you can attempt to soothe they hate you anyway, because you're a stranger and you're scary and you're touching them. There's no winning this so just get it over with as quickly and non-traumatically as possible Age 3-5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe. Easily upset but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them. Smartphone cartoons and who wants a stickerrl1?1? are key management techniques Age 6 10: Really cool, actually. I did not realize kids were this cool. Around this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn. Absolutely do not babytalk, instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening experiences with hey, you want to see something really cool?" Age 11 14: Extremely variable. Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly switch from one mode to the other. At this point you can almost treat them as an adult, just... a really sensitive and unpredictable adult Do not, under any circumstances, offer stickers. (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.) Age 15-18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience. Treat as an adult who needs a littie extra education with their care. Keep parents out of the room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there. At this point you can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they'll probably think it's funny And they'll want one. Deep down, everyone wants a sticker nurse unlocks secret to raising kids
Children, Cute, and Facts: pervocracy
 child handling for the childless
 urse
 My current job has me working with children, which is kind of a weird shock after
 years in environments where a young" patient is 40 years old. Here's my
 impressions so far
 Birth 1 year: Essentially a smail cute animal. Handle accordingly, gently and
 affectionately, but relying heavily on the caregivers and with no real expectation
 of cooperation
 Age 1-2: Hates you. Hates you so much. You can smile, you can coo, you can
 attempt to soothe they hate you anyway, because you're a stranger and you're
 scary and you're touching them. There's no winning this so just get it over with
 as quickly and non-traumatically as possible
 Age 3-5: Nervous around medical things, but possible to soothe. Easily upset
 but also easily distracted from the thing that upset them. Smartphone cartoons
 and who wants a stickerrl1?1? are key management techniques
 Age 6 10: Really cool, actually. I did not realize kids were this cool. Around
 this age they tend to be fairly outgoing, and super curious and eager to learn.
 Absolutely do not babytalk, instead, flatter them with how grown-up they are
 teach them some Fun Gross Medical Facts, and introduce potentially frightening
 experiences with hey, you want to see something really cool?"
 Age 11 14: Extremely variable. Can be very childish or very mature, or rapidly
 switch from one mode to the other. At this point you can almost treat them as an
 adult, just... a really sensitive and unpredictable adult Do not, under any
 circumstances, offer stickers. (But they might grab one out of the bin anyway.)
 Age 15-18: Basically an adult with severely limited life experience. Treat as an
 adult who needs a littie extra education with their care. Keep parents out of the
 room as much as possible, unless the kid wants them there. At this point you
 can go ahead and offer stickers again, because they'll probably think it's funny
 And they'll want one. Deep down, everyone wants a sticker
nurse unlocks secret to raising kids

nurse unlocks secret to raising kids

Cats, Tumblr, and Blog: maruti-bitamin: cats and play things (will be released as stickers and notebooks)
Cats, Tumblr, and Blog: maruti-bitamin:

cats and play things (will be released as stickers and notebooks)

maruti-bitamin: cats and play things (will be released as stickers and notebooks)

Batman, Joker, and Superhero: I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.
Batman, Joker, and Superhero: I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

Batman, Joker, and Superhero: I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.
Batman, Joker, and Superhero: I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

I ordered a bunch of generic superhero stickers, and one of them is just Batman kicking The Joker in the nuts.

Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Friends: Tools &Home Improvement Painting Supplies&Wall Treatments Wall Stickers & Murals Wallmonkeys WM335116 Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals (24 in H x 21 in W) by Wallmonkeys Wall Decals nuu19 customer reviews Price: $32.98 Sale: $27.98 & FREE Shipping You Save: $5.00 (15%) Note: Not eligible for Amazon Prime In stock Estimated Delivery Date: Aug. 3 - 8 when you choose Expedited at checkout. Ships from and sold by WallMonkeys. Size: 24"H x 21"W-Medium 18"H x 15"W - Small $22.98 24"H x 21"W-Medium $27.98 30"H x 26"W-Medium-large $39.98 36"H x 31"W-Large $49.98 Roll over image to zoom in ☆☆☆☆☆ opted for the jumbo size version and it looks great over my fireplace By C. Cooper on March 13, 2016 Size: 24"H x 21 "W. Medium I opted for the jumbo size version and it looks great over my fireplace. I get a lot of comments about this but most of the positive comments come from my stoner friends. They wish they can toke to that age and they wonder where she got that miniature bong. barnvs: ughleni: ughleni: my roommate and i are looking for some fre$h apartment decor the reviews seem pretty good so uhhhh we did this. it’s up , on a wall . in our apartment her name is doris hey folks just wanted to let you know that on this the evening of our lord tuesday august 16th this wall decal arrived in the mail and turned out to be fucking enormous and was placed upon our wall in our home. where we live
Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Friends: Tools &Home Improvement
 Painting Supplies&Wall Treatments
 Wall Stickers & Murals
 Wallmonkeys WM335116 Senior Woman with Asthma
 Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals (24 in H x 21 in W)
 by Wallmonkeys Wall Decals
 nuu19 customer reviews
 Price: $32.98
 Sale: $27.98 & FREE Shipping
 You Save: $5.00 (15%)
 Note: Not eligible for Amazon Prime
 In stock
 Estimated Delivery Date: Aug. 3 - 8 when you choose Expedited at checkout.
 Ships from and sold by WallMonkeys.
 Size: 24"H x 21"W-Medium
 18"H x 15"W - Small
 $22.98
 24"H x 21"W-Medium
 $27.98
 30"H x 26"W-Medium-large
 $39.98
 36"H x 31"W-Large
 $49.98
 Roll over image to zoom in

 ☆☆☆☆☆ opted for the jumbo size version and it looks great over my fireplace
 By C. Cooper on March 13, 2016
 Size: 24"H x 21 "W. Medium
 I opted for the jumbo size version and it looks great over my fireplace. I get a lot of comments about this but most of the positive
 comments come from my stoner friends. They wish they can toke to that age and they wonder where she got that miniature bong.
barnvs:

ughleni:

ughleni:

my roommate and i are looking for some fre$h apartment decor the reviews seem pretty good

so uhhhh we did this.  it’s up , on a wall . in our apartment her name is doris

hey folks just wanted to let you know that on this the evening of our lord tuesday august 16th this wall decal arrived in the mail and turned out to be fucking enormous and was placed upon our wall in our home. where we live

barnvs: ughleni: ughleni: my roommate and i are looking for some fre$h apartment decor the reviews seem pretty good so uhhhh we did this...