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stop dancing: iPad 18:43 Q Search for people, places and things I have an IQ of 196 and am seeking a roommate of my same mental capacity with whom l can engage in casual conversations about quantunm mechanics and theoretical astrophysics. I am smarter than 99% of the people l encounter, however, being as insanely smart as I am can be quite a burden. For instance, I can never win arguments because the reason I'm right is too complex to explain within the attention span of my opponent. Alas, nobody understands my plight. I often stay up at night reading Chaucer and contemplating the repercussions of false philosophy. I love astounding everybody in the library by finishing a 419 page novel in just under 100 minutes. I am also a passionate artist and musician. Just earlier I heard a door squeak a melodic minor 7th, something only a true musician would realize. Last night I wrote a poem while in a club. Of course l of all people would stop dancing in the middle of a dance floor at 11:30 at night and start to ponder about the decay of our society. How disquieting the institution of superficiality in contemporary culture is. We exist in a zeitgeist bastardization of those principles our forefathers strove to exemplify. If you're going to be my roommate you must enjoy classical, enchanting tunes; not the talentless, computerized sounds that the modern generation "listens" (if you can even call it that) to. You must also agree with me on the following points: The black race holds itself back, and is not being held back by other races The middle east needs to go Gender identity issues are a mental illness You 100% can work your way out of poverty, people who think otherwise are just lazy and thus show why they are in poverty If you meet all of my qualifications, I will potentially consider you as a possible roommate. P.S. I could have gotten more intellectual with my profound vocabulary but decided to dumb it down so that your lesser minds could fully comprehend the meaning of my words. Like Comment 25 people like thi:s View previous comments... Came in the club and a wrote a poenm Write a comment.. Post deniablesmiles: alexander:When college kids go too far What in hell??? up in da club like whattup i wrote a poem
 stop dancing: iPad
 18:43
 Q Search for people, places and things
 I have an IQ of 196 and am seeking a roommate of my same mental
 capacity with whom l can engage in casual conversations about quantunm
 mechanics and theoretical astrophysics. I am smarter than 99% of the
 people l encounter, however, being as insanely smart as I am can be quite
 a burden. For instance, I can never win arguments because the reason I'm
 right is too complex to explain within the attention span of my opponent.
 Alas, nobody understands my plight. I often stay up at night reading
 Chaucer and contemplating the repercussions of false philosophy. I love
 astounding everybody in the library by finishing a 419 page novel in just
 under 100 minutes. I am also a passionate artist and musician. Just earlier
 I heard a door squeak a melodic minor 7th, something only a true
 musician would realize. Last night I wrote a poem while in a club. Of
 course l of all people would stop dancing in the middle of a dance floor at
 11:30 at night and start to ponder about the decay of our society. How
 disquieting the institution of superficiality in contemporary culture is. We
 exist in a zeitgeist bastardization of those principles our forefathers strove
 to exemplify. If you're going to be my roommate you must enjoy classical,
 enchanting tunes; not the talentless, computerized sounds that the
 modern generation "listens" (if you can even call it that) to. You must also
 agree with me on the following points:
 The black race holds itself back, and is not being held back by other
 races
 The middle east needs to go
 Gender identity issues are a mental illness
 You 100% can work your way out of poverty, people who think otherwise
 are just lazy and thus show why they are in poverty
 If you meet all of my qualifications, I will potentially consider you as a
 possible roommate.
 P.S. I could have gotten more intellectual with my profound vocabulary but
 decided to dumb it down so that your lesser minds could fully
 comprehend the meaning of my words.
 Like
 Comment
 25 people like thi:s
 View previous comments...
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deniablesmiles:

alexander:When college kids go too far
What in hell???

up in da club like whattup i wrote a poem

deniablesmiles: alexander:When college kids go too far What in hell??? up in da club like whattup i wrote a poem

stop dancing: ok this post pinkmanjesse Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the tags. is endlessly entertaining bc half of the people who reblog it are like this #you will not have to live with this much pain in the future #you are loveable and soon you will find no necessity for love #you will be comfortable in your own skin #it's ok to not be perfect #it's ok to be unsure of who vou are #life is going to be harder and more confusing but i guess it's everything going to be ok #i am proud of you for not fighting the bully fi am proud that you never let anybody bring you down f#fi am amazed how trusting you are #seriously be strong and dont give up #Don't let depression take you over #listen to your senses and to yourself when it comes to relationships #You're gonna have a lot of friends #you're gonna be liked a lot for things you were made fun of #youre gonna go through a lot more shit but everything else in between is gonna be fantastic 1hat weird not your friends with casually is going to be your best friend #you won't believe the shit you'll be able to draw #1ext #don't stop dancing & then the other half are like this #you already know this but let me just emphasize that you're really gay stop watching anime you annoying fuck ur gay lol #git gud #suck it the fuck up #do not cut your hair on august 3rd 2013 #stop #don't be such a fucking loser "stop #don't talk about homestuck i fucking hate you #pls chill the fuck out #stop #u gay as fuck #good fucking luck #you are gay #you're gay #chill out lmao #please don't fuck up your life by getting overly invested in naruto #dump him #ur gay #go fuck yourself #you dumb bitch What would you tell your 13-year old self?omg-humor.tumblr.com
 stop dancing: ok this post
 pinkmanjesse
 Reblog with what you would tell
 your 13-year-old self in the tags.
 is endlessly entertaining bc half of the people who reblog it are like this
 #you will not have to live with this much pain in the future
 #you are loveable and soon you will find no necessity for love
 #you will be comfortable in your own skin
 #it's ok to not be perfect
 #it's ok to be unsure of who vou are
 #life is going to be harder and more confusing but i guess it's everything
 going to be ok
 #i am proud of you for not fighting the bully
 fi am proud that you never let anybody bring you down
 f#fi am amazed how trusting you are
 #seriously be strong and dont give up #Don't let depression take you over
 #listen to your senses and to yourself when it comes to relationships
 #You're gonna have a lot of friends
 #you're gonna be liked a lot for things you were made fun of
 #youre gonna go through a lot more shit but everything else in between is
 gonna be fantastic
 1hat weird not your friends with casually is going to be your best friend
 #you won't believe the shit you'll be able to draw #1ext
 #don't stop dancing
 & then the other half are like this
 #you already know this but let me just emphasize that you're really gay
 stop watching anime you annoying fuck
 ur gay lol
 #git gud
 #suck it the fuck up
 #do not cut your hair on august 3rd 2013
 #stop
 #don't be such a fucking loser "stop
 #don't talk about homestuck
 i fucking hate you
 #pls chill the fuck out
 #stop
 #u gay as fuck
 #good fucking luck
 #you are gay #you're gay
 #chill out lmao
 #please don't fuck up your life by getting overly invested in naruto
 #dump him
 #ur gay
 #go fuck yourself #you dumb bitch
What would you tell your 13-year old self?omg-humor.tumblr.com

What would you tell your 13-year old self?omg-humor.tumblr.com

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<blockquote>
<p>I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO</p>
</blockquote>
<p>SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?</p>
<p>SUSAN?</p>
<p>SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE</p>
</blockquote>
<p>SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?</p>
</blockquote>
<p>SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE<br/>WHAT DO I DO</p>
</blockquote>
</blockquote>

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