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straw: I use a paper straw for the Environment That feels trash In my mouth I use a $20 Metal straw For the Environment Me, an intellectual Meirl

straw: I use a paper
straw for the
Environment
That feels trash
In my mouth
I use a $20
Metal straw
For the
Environment
Me, an intellectual
Meirl

straw: I use a paper
straw for the
Environment
That feels trash
In my mouth
I use a $20
Metal straw
For the
Environment
Me, an intellectual
Meirl

Meirl

straw: I use a paper straw for the Environment That feels trash In my mouth I use a $20 Metal straw For the Environment Me, an intellectual Meirl by ManILoveFarming MORE MEMES

straw: I use a paper
straw for the
Environment
That feels trash
In my mouth
I use a $20
Metal straw
For the
Environment
Me, an intellectual
Meirl by ManILoveFarming
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straw: I use a paper
straw for the
Environment
That feels trash
In my mouth
I use a $20
Metal straw
For the
Environment
Me, an intellectual
Meirl by ManILoveFarming
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Meirl by ManILoveFarming MORE MEMES

straw: fliesintheattic: Richard Siken, from straw house, straw dog

straw: fliesintheattic:

Richard Siken, from straw house, straw dog

straw: fliesintheattic:

Richard Siken, from straw house, straw dog

fliesintheattic: Richard Siken, from straw house, straw dog

straw: drinking with a plastic straw drinking with a metal straw drinking with your fucking mouth not drinking at all made with water they can drink the ocean

straw: drinking with a
plastic straw
drinking with a
metal straw
drinking with your
fucking mouth
not drinking
at all
made with water
they can drink the ocean

straw: drinking with a
plastic straw
drinking with a
metal straw
drinking with your
fucking mouth
not drinking
at all
made with water
they can drink the ocean

they can drink the ocean

straw: I use a paper straw for the Environment That feels trash In my mouth I use a $20 Metal straw For the Environment Me, an intellectual Darien Some people don't have arms, or hands. Hence the necessity of a straw. 42 Rebecca Round of applause... Oh wait Just don’t drink water

straw: I use a paper
straw for the
Environment
That feels trash
In my mouth
I use a $20
Metal straw
For the
Environment
Me, an intellectual
Darien
Some people don't have
arms, or hands. Hence the
necessity of a straw.
42
Rebecca
Round of applause... Oh
wait
Just don’t drink water

straw: I use a paper
straw for the
Environment
That feels trash
In my mouth
I use a $20
Metal straw
For the
Environment
Me, an intellectual
Darien
Some people don't have
arms, or hands. Hence the
necessity of a straw.
42
Rebecca
Round of applause... Oh
wait
Just don’t drink water

Just don’t drink water

straw: When you drop your keys right before unlocking the door after you had a stressful day @will ent romantic Stace. @SirStrange Lol l feel this so much. That be the final straw

straw: When you drop your keys right before
unlocking the door after you had a
stressful day
@will ent
romantic Stace.
@SirStrange
Lol l feel this so much. That be the final
straw

straw: When you drop your keys right before
unlocking the door after you had a
stressful day
@will ent
romantic Stace.
@SirStrange
Lol l feel this so much. That be the final
straw

straw: Call FaceTime Add Contact Text Message I'm David. Your contact last month has "W O N'! Go to http://winyourxmas.com? FAJJHAKKFG and try - 6426 Wut? I don't know who this is? David? From like 2nd grade?! Dude I haven't talked to you in forever! Holy shit man! How have you been?! heard you got married to Karen. Dude, that's awesome. I'll admit it was a little weird for me when you two started dating given our history, but I'm so stoked for you. I mean, she was like my girlfriend for 9 years and we were engaged. Then you knowI lost my job because of my drinking problem.. And then lost our house because of my cocaine problem... And then there's the fact I started beating her senseless because I was lashing out and she was the always the closet thing around that made me feel better when I hit it... lol does she still walk with that limp after I pushed her down the stairs? God, memories man, ya know? Actually don't tell her I said that. She probably won't think it's funny. She doesn't really talk to me anymore. How did her reconstructive jaw surgery go? At least is made her fat ass skinny because she had to eat through a straw right?! lolll you owe me a beer for that one dude. I still have a lot of her stuff actually. She got that restraining order against me so I didn't know what to do with it so it's just in a box sitting in the middle of my barren living room. Sometimes when I pick up a bottle and skip out on my AA meetings I just sit here and stare at it. It's actually making me kinda sad right now. No one could burn a TV dinner or take a hit like her you know? Damn, I shouldn't have looked inside this box. All this stuff and memories. I want her back David. Dude, stop. Then don't text me this stupid contest shit asshole. OText Message Send QWERTYUIO P ASD F GH JKL ZX CVBNM 123 return space Me irl

straw: Call
FaceTime
Add Contact
Text Message
I'm David. Your contact
last month has "W O N'!
Go to
http://winyourxmas.com?
FAJJHAKKFG and try -
6426
Wut?
I don't know who this is?
David? From like 2nd
grade?!
Dude I haven't talked to
you in forever! Holy shit
man!
How have you been?!
heard you got married to
Karen. Dude, that's
awesome.
I'll admit it was a little
weird for me when you
two started dating given
our history, but I'm so
stoked for you.
I mean, she was like my
girlfriend for 9 years and
we were engaged.
Then you knowI lost my
job because of my
drinking problem..
And then lost our house
because of my cocaine
problem...
And then there's the fact I
started beating her
senseless because I was
lashing out and she was
the always the closet thing
around that made me feel
better when I hit it...
lol does she still walk with
that limp after I pushed her
down the stairs?
God, memories man, ya
know?
Actually don't tell her I
said that. She probably
won't think it's funny. She
doesn't really talk to me
anymore. How did her
reconstructive jaw surgery
go?
At least is made her fat
ass skinny because she
had to eat through a straw
right?! lolll you owe me a
beer for that one dude.
I still have a lot of her stuff
actually.
She got that restraining
order against me so I
didn't know what to do
with it so it's just in a box
sitting in the middle of my
barren living room.
Sometimes when I pick up
a bottle and skip out on
my AA meetings I just sit
here and stare at it.
It's actually making me
kinda sad right now. No
one could burn a TV
dinner or take a hit like her
you know?
Damn, I shouldn't have
looked inside this box. All
this stuff and memories.
I want her back David.
Dude, stop.
Then don't text me this
stupid contest shit
asshole.
OText Message
Send
QWERTYUIO P
ASD F GH JKL
ZX CVBNM
123
return
space
Me irl

straw: Call
FaceTime
Add Contact
Text Message
I'm David. Your contact
last month has "W O N'!
Go to
http://winyourxmas.com?
FAJJHAKKFG and try -
6426
Wut?
I don't know who this is?
David? From like 2nd
grade?!
Dude I haven't talked to
you in forever! Holy shit
man!
How have you been?!
heard you got married to
Karen. Dude, that's
awesome.
I'll admit it was a little
weird for me when you
two started dating given
our history, but I'm so
stoked for you.
I mean, she was like my
girlfriend for 9 years and
we were engaged.
Then you knowI lost my
job because of my
drinking problem..
And then lost our house
because of my cocaine
problem...
And then there's the fact I
started beating her
senseless because I was
lashing out and she was
the always the closet thing
around that made me feel
better when I hit it...
lol does she still walk with
that limp after I pushed her
down the stairs?
God, memories man, ya
know?
Actually don't tell her I
said that. She probably
won't think it's funny. She
doesn't really talk to me
anymore. How did her
reconstructive jaw surgery
go?
At least is made her fat
ass skinny because she
had to eat through a straw
right?! lolll you owe me a
beer for that one dude.
I still have a lot of her stuff
actually.
She got that restraining
order against me so I
didn't know what to do
with it so it's just in a box
sitting in the middle of my
barren living room.
Sometimes when I pick up
a bottle and skip out on
my AA meetings I just sit
here and stare at it.
It's actually making me
kinda sad right now. No
one could burn a TV
dinner or take a hit like her
you know?
Damn, I shouldn't have
looked inside this box. All
this stuff and memories.
I want her back David.
Dude, stop.
Then don't text me this
stupid contest shit
asshole.
OText Message
Send
QWERTYUIO P
ASD F GH JKL
ZX CVBNM
123
return
space
Me irl

Me irl

straw: STRAW BE RRIE S She was a curious girl, a wanderer, who spent her summers chasing fluttering pieces of prose and eating strawberries Michael Faudet

straw: STRAW BE RRIE S
She was a curious girl, a wanderer, who spent her
summers chasing fluttering pieces of prose and
eating strawberries
Michael Faudet

straw: STRAW BE RRIE S
She was a curious girl, a wanderer, who spent her
summers chasing fluttering pieces of prose and
eating strawberries
Michael Faudet

straw: the penultimate straw @thewomaniswild Hope you have a hammer and nails CUs it's not gonna hang itself isaac @ass_dentata 5h painted Jeffrey Epstein today 10:55 PM 11 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone Idk how that’s not obvious by now

straw: the penultimate straw
@thewomaniswild
Hope you have a hammer and nails
CUs it's not gonna hang itself
isaac @ass_dentata 5h
painted Jeffrey Epstein today
10:55 PM 11 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
Idk how that’s not obvious by now

straw: the penultimate straw
@thewomaniswild
Hope you have a hammer and nails
CUs it's not gonna hang itself
isaac @ass_dentata 5h
painted Jeffrey Epstein today
10:55 PM 11 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
Idk how that’s not obvious by now

Idk how that’s not obvious by now

straw: The world's richest countries came with just $22 million to fight the up Amazon fires The Emoji Movie Budget THE ЕМОЛ MOVIE 50 million USD Thomas has seen enough bullshit This is the final straw!

straw: The world's richest countries came
with just $22 million to fight the
up
Amazon fires
The Emoji Movie Budget
THE
ЕМОЛ
MOVIE
50 million USD
Thomas has seen
enough bullshit
This is the final straw!

straw: The world's richest countries came
with just $22 million to fight the
up
Amazon fires
The Emoji Movie Budget
THE
ЕМОЛ
MOVIE
50 million USD
Thomas has seen
enough bullshit
This is the final straw!

This is the final straw!

straw: The world's richest countries came with just $22 million to fight the up Amazon fires The Emoji Movie Budget THE ЕМОЛ MOVIE 50 million USD Thomas has seen enough bullshit This is the final straw! by Spooked_Rattled MORE MEMES

straw: The world's richest countries came
with just $22 million to fight the
up
Amazon fires
The Emoji Movie Budget
THE
ЕМОЛ
MOVIE
50 million USD
Thomas has seen
enough bullshit
This is the final straw! by Spooked_Rattled
MORE MEMES

straw: The world's richest countries came
with just $22 million to fight the
up
Amazon fires
The Emoji Movie Budget
THE
ЕМОЛ
MOVIE
50 million USD
Thomas has seen
enough bullshit
This is the final straw! by Spooked_Rattled
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This is the final straw! by Spooked_Rattled MORE MEMES

straw: what, you got iS that nplastic Straw Somethin ağains plastic straw? turtles? COWabunga, fuckface thaney denise im- AX Straw [OC]

straw: what, you got
iS that
nplastic Straw Somethin ağains
plastic straw?
turtles?
COWabunga,
fuckface
thaney denise
im-
AX
Straw [OC]

straw: what, you got
iS that
nplastic Straw Somethin ağains
plastic straw?
turtles?
COWabunga,
fuckface
thaney denise
im-
AX
Straw [OC]

Straw [OC]

straw: JB @JbKnockout last night a guy in a turtle costume grabbed the straw out of my drink, threw it on the floor, and said "that's for my homies" Turtle homies

straw: JB
@JbKnockout
last night a guy in a turtle costume
grabbed the straw out of my drink, threw it
on the floor, and said
"that's for my homies"
Turtle homies

straw: JB
@JbKnockout
last night a guy in a turtle costume
grabbed the straw out of my drink, threw it
on the floor, and said
"that's for my homies"
Turtle homies

Turtle homies

straw: "which one of you mfs in here using straw!!" Just drink from the cup

straw: "which one of you mfs in here using
straw!!"
Just drink from the cup

straw: "which one of you mfs in here using
straw!!"
Just drink from the cup

Just drink from the cup

straw: HIM Beauny and The TEVACHUN e coudd be wone1mlel He ly l Melwaancii or something wh t theet momen at Oeanj made e nd dnses bee e els And then the couch in bis innng M ou miledThis P Van Houam fello omabout all Each time I reread it think imagined thouan ee was an eerie so of g and pinballing around the narmow str esonon p i he w lapped quietly at th stone canal Michal I don't want more, I want different. hat mo r Corld See What 1 Sce Short Straw HARDWARE G TIME GONE L.A Jance ORIN ACPTART FIRST AMONG FOU Diana BUMPINC INTO GENIUSES STARTSNG WIW SCRAC LETINE nd's to aagh IMMORIALS AWALK THROUGH THE FIRE OTIVATION Rd W lgbtq-moodboardsandrandomjunk: Bi book aesthetic for anonymous Request are open

straw: HIM
Beauny and The
TEVACHUN
e
coudd be wone1mlel He ly l
Melwaancii or something wh
t theet momen at Oeanj made e
nd dnses bee e els And then
the couch in bis innng
M ou
miledThis P Van Houam fello
omabout all Each time I reread it think
imagined thouan ee was an eerie so of g
and pinballing around the narmow str
esonon
p i
he w lapped quietly at th stone canal
Michal
I don't want more, I want different.
hat mo
r Corld See What 1 Sce
Short Straw
HARDWARE
G TIME GONE L.A Jance
ORIN
ACPTART
FIRST AMONG FOU
Diana
BUMPINC INTO GENIUSES
STARTSNG WIW SCRAC
LETINE nd's to aagh
IMMORIALS
AWALK THROUGH THE FIRE
OTIVATION Rd W
lgbtq-moodboardsandrandomjunk:

Bi book aesthetic for anonymous Request are open

straw: HIM
Beauny and The
TEVACHUN
e
coudd be wone1mlel He ly l
Melwaancii or something wh
t theet momen at Oeanj made e
nd dnses bee e els And then
the couch in bis innng
M ou
miledThis P Van Houam fello
omabout all Each time I reread it think
imagined thouan ee was an eerie so of g
and pinballing around the narmow str
esonon
p i
he w lapped quietly at th stone canal
Michal
I don't want more, I want different.
hat mo
r Corld See What 1 Sce
Short Straw
HARDWARE
G TIME GONE L.A Jance
ORIN
ACPTART
FIRST AMONG FOU
Diana
BUMPINC INTO GENIUSES
STARTSNG WIW SCRAC
LETINE nd's to aagh
IMMORIALS
AWALK THROUGH THE FIRE
OTIVATION Rd W
lgbtq-moodboardsandrandomjunk:

Bi book aesthetic for anonymous Request are open

lgbtq-moodboardsandrandomjunk: Bi book aesthetic for anonymous Request are open

straw: REASONS MY SON IS CRYING Hecouldnge the last Cheerio onthespoon. Hecouldn'thaveALL the trains I wouldn't let her play with a bag of dog poop. Heput himself in time out The straw was too long, Ididn't let him throw his brother's toe nail clippings away. Owon'tlet himcatstyrofoam epicjohndoe: This Is Why My Son Is Crying

straw: REASONS MY SON IS CRYING
Hecouldnge the last Cheerio onthespoon.
Hecouldn'thaveALL the trains
I wouldn't let her play
with a bag of dog poop.
Heput himself in time out
The straw was too long,
Ididn't let him throw his brother's toe nail
clippings away.
Owon'tlet himcatstyrofoam
epicjohndoe:

This Is Why My Son Is Crying

straw: REASONS MY SON IS CRYING
Hecouldnge the last Cheerio onthespoon.
Hecouldn'thaveALL the trains
I wouldn't let her play
with a bag of dog poop.
Heput himself in time out
The straw was too long,
Ididn't let him throw his brother's toe nail
clippings away.
Owon'tlet himcatstyrofoam
epicjohndoe:

This Is Why My Son Is Crying

epicjohndoe: This Is Why My Son Is Crying

straw: YES, THE NETS! I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN FROM ALL THE PLASTIC! NO, THE NETS! THIS STRAW IS SO EVIL! FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN OJUST COMICS/3OAN CHAN

straw: YES, THE
NETS!
I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN
FROM ALL THE PLASTIC!
NO, THE
NETS!
THIS STRAW
IS SO EVIL!
FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF
THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN
OJUST COMICS/3OAN CHAN

straw: YES, THE
NETS!
I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN
FROM ALL THE PLASTIC!
NO, THE
NETS!
THIS STRAW
IS SO EVIL!
FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF
THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN
OJUST COMICS/3OAN CHAN

straw: HARLI Dude this straw Tastes fucking Azmaing Idk why the turtles are anrgy ahhahaha Meirl

straw: HARLI
Dude this straw
Tastes fucking
Azmaing
Idk why the turtles are anrgy ahhahaha
Meirl

straw: HARLI
Dude this straw
Tastes fucking
Azmaing
Idk why the turtles are anrgy ahhahaha
Meirl

Meirl

straw: Jon @ArfMeasures Date: You shouldn't be using a straw Me: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment Date: It's just a weird way to eat spaghetti .

straw: Jon
@ArfMeasures
Date: You shouldn't be using a
straw
Me: I know, I know, it's bad for the
environment
Date: It's just a weird way to eat
spaghetti
.

straw: Jon
@ArfMeasures
Date: You shouldn't be using a
straw
Me: I know, I know, it's bad for the
environment
Date: It's just a weird way to eat
spaghetti
.

.

straw: @TMANNWSJ if you hate paper straws one option is to drink directly out of the glass you are holding as if you are not an infant 7:59 PM 18 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone Paper straw problem :- SOLVED

straw: @TMANNWSJ
if you hate paper straws one
option is to drink directly out of
the glass you are holding as if you
are not an infant
7:59 PM 18 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone
Paper straw problem :- SOLVED

straw: @TMANNWSJ
if you hate paper straws one
option is to drink directly out of
the glass you are holding as if you
are not an infant
7:59 PM 18 Jul 19 Twitter for iPhone
Paper straw problem :- SOLVED

Paper straw problem :- SOLVED

straw: Sam Adler-Bell@SamAdlerBell 14h I'm drinking my iced coffee with a paper straw while the U.S. military burns through 269,230 barrels of oil a day. Patrick Bigger @patrickmbigger The climate movement must be anti imperialist. Tinkering at the edges of the war machine won't be enough. theconversation.com/us-military-is.. Show this thread ti 1.7K 16 5.3K Sam Adler-Bell Does the General Dunford use a paper straw? That's what I wanna to know. @SamAdlerBell 14h ti 2 1 57 Sam Adler-Bell @SamAdlerBell 14h anytime you start thinking about how to solve a big problem, at some point you hit your head against imperialism (which is the point at which almost every US politician gives up) 2 t 24 139 Sam Adler-Bell Follow @SamAdlerBell My mother will *agonize for entire days* if she is forced to throw a plastic container in the trash; the U.S. military lights up a million gallons of fossil fuel every Tuesday. 7:13 PM - 24 Jun 2019 25 Retweets 173 Likes 2 ti25 173 Σ

straw: Sam Adler-Bell@SamAdlerBell 14h
I'm drinking my iced coffee with a paper straw while the U.S. military burns
through 269,230 barrels of oil a day.
Patrick Bigger @patrickmbigger
The climate movement must be anti imperialist. Tinkering at the edges of the
war machine won't be enough. theconversation.com/us-military-is..
Show this thread
ti 1.7K
16
5.3K
Sam Adler-Bell
Does the General Dunford use a paper straw? That's what I wanna to know.
@SamAdlerBell 14h
ti 2
1
57
Sam Adler-Bell
@SamAdlerBell 14h
anytime you start thinking about how to solve a big problem, at some point you
hit your head against imperialism (which is the point at which almost every US
politician gives up)
2 t 24
139
Sam Adler-Bell
Follow
@SamAdlerBell
My mother will *agonize for entire days*
if she is forced to throw a plastic
container in the trash; the U.S. military
lights up a million gallons of fossil fuel
every Tuesday.
7:13 PM - 24 Jun 2019
25 Retweets
173 Likes
2
ti25
173
Σ

straw: Sam Adler-Bell@SamAdlerBell 14h
I'm drinking my iced coffee with a paper straw while the U.S. military burns
through 269,230 barrels of oil a day.
Patrick Bigger @patrickmbigger
The climate movement must be anti imperialist. Tinkering at the edges of the
war machine won't be enough. theconversation.com/us-military-is..
Show this thread
ti 1.7K
16
5.3K
Sam Adler-Bell
Does the General Dunford use a paper straw? That's what I wanna to know.
@SamAdlerBell 14h
ti 2
1
57
Sam Adler-Bell
@SamAdlerBell 14h
anytime you start thinking about how to solve a big problem, at some point you
hit your head against imperialism (which is the point at which almost every US
politician gives up)
2 t 24
139
Sam Adler-Bell
Follow
@SamAdlerBell
My mother will *agonize for entire days*
if she is forced to throw a plastic
container in the trash; the U.S. military
lights up a million gallons of fossil fuel
every Tuesday.
7:13 PM - 24 Jun 2019
25 Retweets
173 Likes
2
ti25
173
Σ

straw: RS ite KEMP GOVERNO RGE Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches 2.6K views E+ 135 58 Share Download Save what the fuck

straw: RS
ite
KEMP
GOVERNO
RGE
Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches
2.6K views
E+
135
58
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what the fuck

straw: RS
ite
KEMP
GOVERNO
RGE
Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches
2.6K views
E+
135
58
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what the fuck

what the fuck

straw: YES, THE NETS! I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN FROM ALL THE PLASTIC! NO, THE NETS! THIS STRAW IS SO EVIL! FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN OJUST COMICS/3OAN CHAN I’m helping right??

straw: YES, THE
NETS!
I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN
FROM ALL THE PLASTIC!
NO, THE
NETS!
THIS STRAW
IS SO EVIL!
FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF
THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN
OJUST COMICS/3OAN CHAN
I’m helping right??

straw: YES, THE
NETS!
I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN
FROM ALL THE PLASTIC!
NO, THE
NETS!
THIS STRAW
IS SO EVIL!
FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF
THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN
OJUST COMICS/3OAN CHAN
I’m helping right??

I’m helping right??

straw: d Source o an Syrup n free 1/3 FEWER CRIES THAN THE LEG LOW FAT YO FAT FREE YRT VITAMINS A 2 weic waters ened pering straw ethankwolfe: fruitydrinksister: vardpup: pyrocrastinate: tdrloid: Low fat yo is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg fat free yort I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort weighwatersened

straw: d Source o
an Syrup
n free
1/3 FEWER CRIES
THAN THE LEG
LOW FAT YO
FAT FREE YRT
VITAMINS A
2
weic
waters
ened
pering
straw
ethankwolfe:

fruitydrinksister:

vardpup:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort

weighwatersened

straw: d Source o
an Syrup
n free
1/3 FEWER CRIES
THAN THE LEG
LOW FAT YO
FAT FREE YRT
VITAMINS A
2
weic
waters
ened
pering
straw
ethankwolfe:

fruitydrinksister:

vardpup:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort

weighwatersened

ethankwolfe: fruitydrinksister: vardpup: pyrocrastinate: tdrloid: Low fat yo is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the...

straw: corgi queen @baz00per what's the dumbest thing a customer has gotten mad at you for? i'll start, last week i had a woman yell at me for putting a straw in her soda cup because "we need to save our oceans" and then proceeded to order $55 party boat of raw fish because this is a fucking sushi bar

straw: corgi queen
@baz00per
what's the dumbest thing a customer
has gotten mad at you for? i'll start,
last week i had a woman yell at me for
putting a straw in her soda cup
because "we need to save our
oceans" and then proceeded to order
$55 party boat of raw fish because
this is a fucking sushi bar

straw: corgi queen
@baz00per
what's the dumbest thing a customer
has gotten mad at you for? i'll start,
last week i had a woman yell at me for
putting a straw in her soda cup
because "we need to save our
oceans" and then proceeded to order
$55 party boat of raw fish because
this is a fucking sushi bar

straw: Jonnovstheinternet In Romania they have box Vodka KA It's 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw perfect for school lunches .

straw: Jonnovstheinternet
In Romania they have box Vodka
KA
It's 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw
perfect for school lunches
.

straw: Jonnovstheinternet
In Romania they have box Vodka
KA
It's 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw
perfect for school lunches
.

.

straw: Put my straw hat down while gardening and came back to this He's supposed to be giving directions but he'd rather just stare at me like this My dogtor insisted on "helping" when I was sick animalsnaps:Dog snaps

straw: Put my straw hat down while gardening
and came back to this

He's supposed to be giving directions but
he'd rather just stare at me like this

My dogtor insisted on "helping" when
I was sick
animalsnaps:Dog snaps

straw: Put my straw hat down while gardening
and came back to this

He's supposed to be giving directions but
he'd rather just stare at me like this

My dogtor insisted on "helping" when
I was sick
animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

straw: "which one of you mfs in here using a straw!!!" Save him or go to hell

straw: "which one of you mfs in here using a
straw!!!"
Save him or go to hell

straw: "which one of you mfs in here using a
straw!!!"
Save him or go to hell

Save him or go to hell

straw: Put my straw hat down while gardening and came back to this He's supposed to be giving directions but he'd rather just stare at me like this My dogtor insisted on "helping" when I was sick animalsnaps:Dog snaps

straw: Put my straw hat down while gardening
and came back to this

He's supposed to be giving directions but
he'd rather just stare at me like this

My dogtor insisted on "helping" when
I was sick
animalsnaps:Dog snaps

straw: Put my straw hat down while gardening
and came back to this

He's supposed to be giving directions but
he'd rather just stare at me like this

My dogtor insisted on "helping" when
I was sick
animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

straw: x-cetra 11year-old Warwick Davis and Carrie Fisher George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, gave me the part of Wicket, the Ewok who has a five-minute scene with Came Fisher Wicket finds Camie, as Princess Leia, unconscious after she crashes her speeder bike. When she appeared on set, Camie showed her concem for my welbeing in the sweltering Ewok costume. Are you OK in there, Wanvick? she said. It must be so hot. She reached down behind a log and pulled out a carton of chocolate milk with a long straw and fed me cookies in between takes. She was everything an 11-year-old Ewok could possibly wish for... [Daily Mail interview covering Davis career Really wholesome Star Wars moment via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HbcaT4

straw: x-cetra
11year-old Warwick Davis and Carrie Fisher
George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, gave me the part of Wicket, the
Ewok who has a five-minute scene with Came Fisher Wicket finds Camie, as
Princess Leia, unconscious after she crashes her speeder bike.
When she appeared on set, Camie showed her concem for my welbeing in
the sweltering Ewok costume. Are you OK in there, Wanvick? she said. It
must be so hot.
She reached down behind a log and pulled out a carton of chocolate milk
with a long straw and fed me cookies in between takes. She was everything
an 11-year-old Ewok could possibly wish for... [Daily Mail interview covering
Davis career
Really wholesome Star Wars moment via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HbcaT4

straw: x-cetra
11year-old Warwick Davis and Carrie Fisher
George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, gave me the part of Wicket, the
Ewok who has a five-minute scene with Came Fisher Wicket finds Camie, as
Princess Leia, unconscious after she crashes her speeder bike.
When she appeared on set, Camie showed her concem for my welbeing in
the sweltering Ewok costume. Are you OK in there, Wanvick? she said. It
must be so hot.
She reached down behind a log and pulled out a carton of chocolate milk
with a long straw and fed me cookies in between takes. She was everything
an 11-year-old Ewok could possibly wish for... [Daily Mail interview covering
Davis career
Really wholesome Star Wars moment via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HbcaT4

Really wholesome Star Wars moment via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2HbcaT4

straw: TATTEDSTYTES OFAMERIOA FEDERALRESERVENOTE JB 00000000 T SUME SPECI SP B2 IM JB 00000000T 100 ANK I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There's something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, "I don't approve of what you're doing, but I can't stop you from rolling this banknote into straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster. AAMAM AAMMM Judge away my friend…

straw: TATTEDSTYTES
OFAMERIOA
FEDERALRESERVENOTE
JB 00000000 T
SUME
SPECI SP
B2
IM
JB 00000000T
100
ANK
I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin
stayed the same on the new $100
bill. There's something about his
slight, tight frown, the paternal hint
of disappointment in his eyes and
those pursed, sealed lips that seem
to say, "I don't approve of what
you're doing, but I can't stop you
from rolling this banknote into
straw and ripping a fat rail of white
lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings
handicapped bathroom stall, you
goddamn beautiful disaster.
AAMAM
AAMMM
Judge away my friend…

straw: TATTEDSTYTES
OFAMERIOA
FEDERALRESERVENOTE
JB 00000000 T
SUME
SPECI SP
B2
IM
JB 00000000T
100
ANK
I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin
stayed the same on the new $100
bill. There's something about his
slight, tight frown, the paternal hint
of disappointment in his eyes and
those pursed, sealed lips that seem
to say, "I don't approve of what
you're doing, but I can't stop you
from rolling this banknote into
straw and ripping a fat rail of white
lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings
handicapped bathroom stall, you
goddamn beautiful disaster.
AAMAM
AAMMM
Judge away my friend…

Judge away my friend…

straw: TATTEDSTYTES OFAMERIOA FEDERALRESERVENOTE JB 00000000 T SUME SPECI SP B2 IM JB 00000000T 100 ANK I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There's something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, "I don't approve of what you're doing, but I can't stop you from rolling this banknote into straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster. AAMAM AAMMM Judge away my friend…

straw: TATTEDSTYTES
OFAMERIOA
FEDERALRESERVENOTE
JB 00000000 T
SUME
SPECI SP
B2
IM
JB 00000000T
100
ANK
I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin
stayed the same on the new $100
bill. There's something about his
slight, tight frown, the paternal hint
of disappointment in his eyes and
those pursed, sealed lips that seem
to say, "I don't approve of what
you're doing, but I can't stop you
from rolling this banknote into
straw and ripping a fat rail of white
lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings
handicapped bathroom stall, you
goddamn beautiful disaster.
AAMAM
AAMMM
Judge away my friend…

straw: TATTEDSTYTES
OFAMERIOA
FEDERALRESERVENOTE
JB 00000000 T
SUME
SPECI SP
B2
IM
JB 00000000T
100
ANK
I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin
stayed the same on the new $100
bill. There's something about his
slight, tight frown, the paternal hint
of disappointment in his eyes and
those pursed, sealed lips that seem
to say, "I don't approve of what
you're doing, but I can't stop you
from rolling this banknote into
straw and ripping a fat rail of white
lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings
handicapped bathroom stall, you
goddamn beautiful disaster.
AAMAM
AAMMM
Judge away my friend…

Judge away my friend…

straw: TATTEDSTYTES OFAMERIOA FEDERALRESERVENOTE JB 00000000 T SUME SPECI SP B2 IM JB 00000000T 100 ANK I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There's something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, "I don't approve of what you're doing, but I can't stop you from rolling this banknote into straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster. AAMAM AAMMM Judge away my friend…

straw: TATTEDSTYTES
OFAMERIOA
FEDERALRESERVENOTE
JB 00000000 T
SUME
SPECI SP
B2
IM
JB 00000000T
100
ANK
I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin
stayed the same on the new $100
bill. There's something about his
slight, tight frown, the paternal hint
of disappointment in his eyes and
those pursed, sealed lips that seem
to say, "I don't approve of what
you're doing, but I can't stop you
from rolling this banknote into
straw and ripping a fat rail of white
lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings
handicapped bathroom stall, you
goddamn beautiful disaster.
AAMAM
AAMMM
Judge away my friend…

straw: TATTEDSTYTES
OFAMERIOA
FEDERALRESERVENOTE
JB 00000000 T
SUME
SPECI SP
B2
IM
JB 00000000T
100
ANK
I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin
stayed the same on the new $100
bill. There's something about his
slight, tight frown, the paternal hint
of disappointment in his eyes and
those pursed, sealed lips that seem
to say, "I don't approve of what
you're doing, but I can't stop you
from rolling this banknote into
straw and ripping a fat rail of white
lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings
handicapped bathroom stall, you
goddamn beautiful disaster.
AAMAM
AAMMM
Judge away my friend…

Judge away my friend…

straw: Alessia Cara shows us what it’s like to become “instantly not cool” when you’re in the middle of a serious conversation and cant find the straw

straw: Alessia Cara shows us what it’s like to become “instantly not cool” when you’re in the middle of a serious conversation and cant find the straw

straw: Alessia Cara shows us what it’s like to become “instantly not cool” when you’re in the middle of a serious conversation and cant find the straw

Alessia Cara shows us what it’s like to become “instantly not cool” when you’re in the middle of a serious conversation and cant find the...

straw: THIS IS So FRICKEN AWESOME! OH Boy HEARD ApouT THIS (U (I (lli (r HOME SWEET Ho YEAH 2נורH, BEST CRA2Y STRAW EVER, MAN SHOOM! CHEW CHE W CHEW @YOYOHA crazy

straw: THIS IS So FRICKEN
AWESOME!
OH Boy
HEARD
ApouT
THIS
(U
(I
(lli
(r
HOME
SWEET
Ho
YEAH
2נורH,
BEST CRA2Y STRAW
EVER, MAN
SHOOM!
CHEW
CHE W
CHEW
@YOYOHA
crazy

straw: THIS IS So FRICKEN
AWESOME!
OH Boy
HEARD
ApouT
THIS
(U
(I
(lli
(r
HOME
SWEET
Ho
YEAH
2נורH,
BEST CRA2Y STRAW
EVER, MAN
SHOOM!
CHEW
CHE W
CHEW
@YOYOHA
crazy

crazy

straw: Put my straw hat down while gardening and came back to this He's supposed to be giving directions but he'd rather just stare at me like this My dogtor insisted on "helping" when I was sick animalsnaps:Dog snaps

straw: Put my straw hat down while gardening
and came back to this

He's supposed to be giving directions but
he'd rather just stare at me like this

My dogtor insisted on "helping" when
I was sick
animalsnaps:Dog snaps

straw: Put my straw hat down while gardening
and came back to this

He's supposed to be giving directions but
he'd rather just stare at me like this

My dogtor insisted on "helping" when
I was sick
animalsnaps:Dog snaps

animalsnaps:Dog snaps

straw: THE STRAW THAT LAID HIM LOW.... . HEY YOUR MOTHER IS A TREE!!! Laid him low, indeed…

straw: THE STRAW THAT LAID HIM LOW.... .
HEY YOUR MOTHER
IS A TREE!!!
Laid him low, indeed…

straw: THE STRAW THAT LAID HIM LOW.... .
HEY YOUR MOTHER
IS A TREE!!!
Laid him low, indeed…

Laid him low, indeed…

straw: ca$$i @Cassi Duran 21h me: can i get the tea, sis? barista: black? me: no barista: chai? me: no barista: people will buy a reusable straw and then brag about saving the planet but will go home and eat fish even though .03% of plastic in the ocean is from straws and 46% is from fishing? me: nice t15,246 44 21.2K

straw: ca$$i @Cassi Duran 21h
me: can i get the tea, sis?
barista: black?
me: no
barista: chai?
me: no
barista: people will buy a
reusable straw and then brag
about saving the planet but will
go home and eat fish even
though .03% of plastic in the
ocean is from straws and 46% is
from fishing?
me: nice
t15,246
44
21.2K

straw: ca$$i @Cassi Duran 21h
me: can i get the tea, sis?
barista: black?
me: no
barista: chai?
me: no
barista: people will buy a
reusable straw and then brag
about saving the planet but will
go home and eat fish even
though .03% of plastic in the
ocean is from straws and 46% is
from fishing?
me: nice
t15,246
44
21.2K

straw: When you eat the straw so the turtles don't have to HERO Save them by Failiure MORE MEMES

straw: When you eat the straw so the turtles
don't have to
HERO
Save them by Failiure
MORE MEMES

straw: When you eat the straw so the turtles
don't have to
HERO
Save them by Failiure
MORE MEMES

Save them by Failiure MORE MEMES

straw: LOST Water bottle It has a straw thingy It's grey It's green if you're colorblind Will respond to Georgie the Third Parents miss him greatly From the Camelbak lineage If found return to MSV East 407 to that shaggy looking tired dude he will respond to Andrew Rewards oYou feel good about yourself oA little kiss if you want Side quests IRL

straw: LOST
Water bottle
It has a straw thingy
It's grey
It's green if you're colorblind
Will respond to Georgie the Third
Parents miss him greatly
From the Camelbak lineage
If found return to MSV East 407 to that
shaggy looking tired dude he will
respond to Andrew
Rewards
oYou feel good about yourself
oA little kiss if you want
Side quests IRL

straw: LOST
Water bottle
It has a straw thingy
It's grey
It's green if you're colorblind
Will respond to Georgie the Third
Parents miss him greatly
From the Camelbak lineage
If found return to MSV East 407 to that
shaggy looking tired dude he will
respond to Andrew
Rewards
oYou feel good about yourself
oA little kiss if you want
Side quests IRL

Side quests IRL

straw: s @sammytellem When u got alot on your mind & someone asks whats wrong The last straw

straw: s @sammytellem
When u got alot on your mind & someone
asks whats wrong
The last straw

straw: s @sammytellem
When u got alot on your mind & someone
asks whats wrong
The last straw

The last straw

straw: REARMAN STRAW MAN ARGUMENT CARTOONS HERE IS YOUR EXTRA LARGE ICED COFFEE IN OUR NON BIODEGRADABLE SINGLE USE CUP. SPELS UGH, THIS IS A PAPER STRAW DO YOU HAVE A PLASTIC STRAW? OH NO SIR! WE DON'T DO PLASTIC STRAWS. WE ARE AN ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS COMPANY! S 2019 WWW.BEARTOONS.COM BEARMANCARTOONSAYAHOO.COM Plastic Straws and the Environment

straw: REARMAN
STRAW MAN ARGUMENT
CARTOONS
HERE IS YOUR EXTRA LARGE ICED COFFEE
IN OUR NON BIODEGRADABLE SINGLE USE CUP.
SPELS
UGH, THIS IS A PAPER STRAW
DO YOU HAVE A PLASTIC STRAW?
OH NO SIR! WE DON'T DO
PLASTIC STRAWS. WE ARE AN
ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS
COMPANY!
S
2019 WWW.BEARTOONS.COM
BEARMANCARTOONSAYAHOO.COM
Plastic Straws and the Environment

straw: REARMAN
STRAW MAN ARGUMENT
CARTOONS
HERE IS YOUR EXTRA LARGE ICED COFFEE
IN OUR NON BIODEGRADABLE SINGLE USE CUP.
SPELS
UGH, THIS IS A PAPER STRAW
DO YOU HAVE A PLASTIC STRAW?
OH NO SIR! WE DON'T DO
PLASTIC STRAWS. WE ARE AN
ENVIRONMENTALLY CONSCIOUS
COMPANY!
S
2019 WWW.BEARTOONS.COM
BEARMANCARTOONSAYAHOO.COM
Plastic Straws and the Environment

Plastic Straws and the Environment

straw: Jonnovetheinternet In Romania they have box Vodka KA It's 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw perfect for school lunches Anyone need to pack a school lunch?

straw: Jonnovetheinternet
In Romania they have box Vodka
KA
It's 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw
perfect for school lunches
Anyone need to pack a school lunch?

straw: Jonnovetheinternet
In Romania they have box Vodka
KA
It's 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw
perfect for school lunches
Anyone need to pack a school lunch?

Anyone need to pack a school lunch?

straw: Waiting for the bartender to notice me like Im on my last straw here

straw: Waiting for the bartender to notice
me like
Im on my last straw here

straw: Waiting for the bartender to notice
me like
Im on my last straw here

Im on my last straw here

straw: Neil deGrasse Tyson Following @neityson QUESTION: What were the very first straws made of? ANSWER: Straw. Reply Retweet Favorite More RETWEETS FAVORITES 993 1,275 8:23 AM-17 Feb 2014

straw: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Following
@neityson
QUESTION: What were the very first
straws made of? ANSWER: Straw.
Reply Retweet Favorite More
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straw: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Following
@neityson
QUESTION: What were the very first
straws made of? ANSWER: Straw.
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straw: Three teenage girls have invented a drinking straw that can detect if a drink has been spiked. If the drink contains GHB or ketamine-the two most common date rape drugs-the straw changes color. Ehe New ork Eimes Hollywood bans use of straws

straw: Three teenage girls have invented a
drinking straw that can detect if a drink
has been spiked. If the drink contains
GHB or ketamine-the two most
common date rape drugs-the straw
changes color.
Ehe New ork Eimes
Hollywood bans
use of straws

straw: Three teenage girls have invented a
drinking straw that can detect if a drink
has been spiked. If the drink contains
GHB or ketamine-the two most
common date rape drugs-the straw
changes color.
Ehe New ork Eimes
Hollywood bans
use of straws

straw: THE FACT THAT HUMANS WILL SOON BE EXTINCT IF WE DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE STATE OF OUR PLANET HUMANS made with concern for the environment Something Something 3d printed Titanium-Straw

straw: THE FACT THAT HUMANS WILL
SOON BE EXTINCT IF WE DON'T
DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE STATE
OF OUR PLANET
HUMANS
made with concern for the environment
Something Something 3d printed Titanium-Straw

straw: THE FACT THAT HUMANS WILL
SOON BE EXTINCT IF WE DON'T
DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE STATE
OF OUR PLANET
HUMANS
made with concern for the environment
Something Something 3d printed Titanium-Straw

Something Something 3d printed Titanium-Straw

straw: Three teenage girls have invented a drinking straw that can detect if a drink has been spiked. If the drink contains GHB or ketamine-the two most common date rape drugs-the straw changes color. Because that's, what heroes do i honestly love people like this

straw: Three teenage girls have invented a
drinking straw that can detect if a drink
has been spiked. If the drink contains
GHB or ketamine-the two most
common date rape drugs-the straw
changes color.
Because that's, what heroes do
i honestly love people like this

straw: Three teenage girls have invented a
drinking straw that can detect if a drink
has been spiked. If the drink contains
GHB or ketamine-the two most
common date rape drugs-the straw
changes color.
Because that's, what heroes do
i honestly love people like this

i honestly love people like this

straw: YES, THE I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN NETS! FROM ALL THE PLASTIC No, THE NETS! THIS STRAW IS SO EVIL! FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN Save the oceans!

straw: YES, THE
I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN
NETS!
FROM ALL THE PLASTIC
No, THE
NETS!
THIS STRAW
IS SO EVIL!
FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF
THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN
Save the oceans!

straw: YES, THE
I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN
NETS!
FROM ALL THE PLASTIC
No, THE
NETS!
THIS STRAW
IS SO EVIL!
FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF
THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN
Save the oceans!

Save the oceans!

straw: YES, THE NETS! I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN FROM ALL THE PLASTIC! NO, THE NETS! THIS STRAW IS SO EVIL! FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN JUST COMICS/JOAN CHAN

straw: YES, THE
NETS!
I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN
FROM ALL THE PLASTIC!
NO, THE
NETS!
THIS STRAW
IS SO EVIL!
FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF
THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN
JUST COMICS/JOAN CHAN

straw: YES, THE
NETS!
I NEED TO SAVE THE OCEAN
FROM ALL THE PLASTIC!
NO, THE
NETS!
THIS STRAW
IS SO EVIL!
FISHING NETS MAKE UP HALF OF
THE PLASTIC IN THE OCEAN
JUST COMICS/JOAN CHAN