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Af, Batman, and Bless Up: Thought I should share this pic of my tiny wrinkly pup Pic: reddit u/Chris Vin54 @DrSmashlove Last week I was driving on Lower Wacker, a big tunnel that go underneath Chicago. They filmed Batman there. It’s dope because u can drive fast AF and the lights whoosh by u and u feel like Batman for a sec before u come back to reality and realize u just a idiot in a Camry 🤗. So I hit the off ramp to get into the loop. Stopped completely. Long red light? 🤔 12 minutes later tho? Sumting Wong. I get out and walk and see two trucks stuck with they lights blinking. They ain’t going anywhere. And it’s a long, one way ramp. Now I done seent the movies bruv. When the tunnel is locked off like this and cars can’t go nowhere? This is where the Arabian terrorists (played by jewish actors with aggressive beards who do they best Arabic accent but really Issa Israeli accent - I see u Hollywood 🤗😂) jump out and gas everyone. Nah ✋. So I talk to some construction workers and I’m like “I’m backing everybody up” and they like *skrong Chicago accents* “IT’S IMPASSIBLE (impossible) DA CARS CAN’T BACK OUT OFF DA RAMP INTO TRAFFIC”. I’m like “bish watch”. So last car in line, Ol boy in Connie’s pizza truck who was barely onto the ramp? I negotiated with him to back straight back into the main tunnel. Then two sedans. A big a$$ delivery truck. A pickup truck. Basically just promising them it will be ok (it wasn’t Ok, someone could have come around the bend and onto the ramp too fast and killed us but I had to get to lunch with a client bruv if u gon get between me and my money u gon HAVE to kill me 🤗😂). Then me. I drive a lil coupe so I actually did a three point turn into a small loading dock and drove the wrong way out the ramp. The construction workers was like “this a$$hole in a suit did it” and I just waved at them like “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE KEEP GOD FIRST BLESS UP”. I tell this story because everybody on the damn ramp had accepted and resigned themselves to they fate. They was all frantically telling the people at the place they was supposed to be that they’ll be delayed. I wasn’t gonna be resigned to my fate. GET UNSTUCK. IT WILL ENTAIL SOME RISK. BUT HELP YOURSELF AND OTHERS AND WITH GOD’S HELP YOU’LL BREAK FREE AND FLY. BLESS UP ❤️
Af, Batman, and Bless Up: Thought I should share this pic of my tiny
 wrinkly pup
 Pic: reddit u/Chris Vin54
 @DrSmashlove
Last week I was driving on Lower Wacker, a big tunnel that go underneath Chicago. They filmed Batman there. It’s dope because u can drive fast AF and the lights whoosh by u and u feel like Batman for a sec before u come back to reality and realize u just a idiot in a Camry 🤗. So I hit the off ramp to get into the loop. Stopped completely. Long red light? 🤔 12 minutes later tho? Sumting Wong. I get out and walk and see two trucks stuck with they lights blinking. They ain’t going anywhere. And it’s a long, one way ramp. Now I done seent the movies bruv. When the tunnel is locked off like this and cars can’t go nowhere? This is where the Arabian terrorists (played by jewish actors with aggressive beards who do they best Arabic accent but really Issa Israeli accent - I see u Hollywood 🤗😂) jump out and gas everyone. Nah ✋. So I talk to some construction workers and I’m like “I’m backing everybody up” and they like *skrong Chicago accents* “IT’S IMPASSIBLE (impossible) DA CARS CAN’T BACK OUT OFF DA RAMP INTO TRAFFIC”. I’m like “bish watch”. So last car in line, Ol boy in Connie’s pizza truck who was barely onto the ramp? I negotiated with him to back straight back into the main tunnel. Then two sedans. A big a$$ delivery truck. A pickup truck. Basically just promising them it will be ok (it wasn’t Ok, someone could have come around the bend and onto the ramp too fast and killed us but I had to get to lunch with a client bruv if u gon get between me and my money u gon HAVE to kill me 🤗😂). Then me. I drive a lil coupe so I actually did a three point turn into a small loading dock and drove the wrong way out the ramp. The construction workers was like “this a$$hole in a suit did it” and I just waved at them like “ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE KEEP GOD FIRST BLESS UP”. I tell this story because everybody on the damn ramp had accepted and resigned themselves to they fate. They was all frantically telling the people at the place they was supposed to be that they’ll be delayed. I wasn’t gonna be resigned to my fate. GET UNSTUCK. IT WILL ENTAIL SOME RISK. BUT HELP YOURSELF AND OTHERS AND WITH GOD’S HELP YOU’LL BREAK FREE AND FLY. BLESS UP ❤️

Last week I was driving on Lower Wacker, a big tunnel that go underneath Chicago. They filmed Batman there. It’s dope because u can drive fa...

Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).
Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab
 @DrSmashlove
Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).

Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U l...

Family, Goals, and Life: I DONT HAVE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION I HAVE A DETAILED PLAN MILLIONAIRE MENTOR 2018 is around the corner and I’m sure many of you haven’t scratch off a single thing of your 2017 list. And yes, it pisses me off because many people are looking for “Change” but aren’t doing sh*t to make it happen. - Do you have a plan for your life? Stop focusing on a “new year’s resolution” and start focusing on a life resolution, a life PLAN. If you’re like most people, you feel like you can’t get time enough to get ahead of the game. You spend most days just trying to react quick enough to keep your job, your family, and your marriage afloat. The good news is that there is time for change 😉 In order to move forward and progress in life, we must have vision, but we also need a way to implement that vision so it can come to pass. That means we need to create a plan. Whether you’re managing a business or a family, you can’t move forward or reach goals unless you have a plan. A plan brings organization, stability, clarity, and focus. A plan will keep everyone moving in the same direction so that goals can be reached, and the vision can be fulfilled. If you don’t have a plan, you’ll be stuck in maintenance mode, running in circles, and you’ll never increase. - The vision is your destination, and the plan is the roadmap to get you there. 🔥 Take time to establish a plan for your business, your family, and your life. What steps can you take to accomplish the vision in your heart for your business, your family, and your life? (Comment below!👇) Get your *ss to work! - vision plan success millionairementor
Family, Goals, and Life: I DONT HAVE NEW YEARS RESOLUTION
 I HAVE A DETAILED PLAN
 MILLIONAIRE MENTOR
2018 is around the corner and I’m sure many of you haven’t scratch off a single thing of your 2017 list. And yes, it pisses me off because many people are looking for “Change” but aren’t doing sh*t to make it happen. - Do you have a plan for your life? Stop focusing on a “new year’s resolution” and start focusing on a life resolution, a life PLAN. If you’re like most people, you feel like you can’t get time enough to get ahead of the game. You spend most days just trying to react quick enough to keep your job, your family, and your marriage afloat. The good news is that there is time for change 😉 In order to move forward and progress in life, we must have vision, but we also need a way to implement that vision so it can come to pass. That means we need to create a plan. Whether you’re managing a business or a family, you can’t move forward or reach goals unless you have a plan. A plan brings organization, stability, clarity, and focus. A plan will keep everyone moving in the same direction so that goals can be reached, and the vision can be fulfilled. If you don’t have a plan, you’ll be stuck in maintenance mode, running in circles, and you’ll never increase. - The vision is your destination, and the plan is the roadmap to get you there. 🔥 Take time to establish a plan for your business, your family, and your life. What steps can you take to accomplish the vision in your heart for your business, your family, and your life? (Comment below!👇) Get your *ss to work! - vision plan success millionairementor

2018 is around the corner and I’m sure many of you haven’t scratch off a single thing of your 2017 list. And yes, it pisses me off because m...

Community, Family, and Friends: REAL MEN HAVE GOALS AND AMBITIONS. How to set goals when you have no idea what you want? You’ve heard about the importance of goal setting, we all have. The problem is, you don’t have any ambitious goals. You don’t have any goals at all! You’re not really sure what you want from life… maybe something a bit more than what you’ve currently got, but every time you try to write a list of goals, it seems like the list will stay empty forever. Here are some ways to identify goals you really want: BUT FIRST: Relax! A “goal” is simply something which you’d like to do or achieve. It could be buying a house or a car, yes, but it could also be something which might matter to no one in the world except you! perhaps your goal is to learn to bake cakes as good as the ones your grandma used to make or how to earn money with your passion to later help others in need. ✔️Start with what you enjoy. We all have natural interests and passions, things that we get really excited about (even though our friends and family might be against it.) ✔️Write down a list of five or ten things that you really enjoy. IF that doesn’t work let’s do another thing: there are six areas where you should consider setting goals, and lists these categories as: -Financial -Job-career -Physical health -Relationships -Personal development -Community If you’re still stuck in your goal-setting, go through these seven key areas and find one goal! - goals ambition success millionairementor
Community, Family, and Friends: REAL MEN HAVE
 GOALS AND
 AMBITIONS.
How to set goals when you have no idea what you want? You’ve heard about the importance of goal setting, we all have. The problem is, you don’t have any ambitious goals. You don’t have any goals at all! You’re not really sure what you want from life… maybe something a bit more than what you’ve currently got, but every time you try to write a list of goals, it seems like the list will stay empty forever. Here are some ways to identify goals you really want: BUT FIRST: Relax! A “goal” is simply something which you’d like to do or achieve. It could be buying a house or a car, yes, but it could also be something which might matter to no one in the world except you! perhaps your goal is to learn to bake cakes as good as the ones your grandma used to make or how to earn money with your passion to later help others in need. ✔️Start with what you enjoy. We all have natural interests and passions, things that we get really excited about (even though our friends and family might be against it.) ✔️Write down a list of five or ten things that you really enjoy. IF that doesn’t work let’s do another thing: there are six areas where you should consider setting goals, and lists these categories as: -Financial -Job-career -Physical health -Relationships -Personal development -Community If you’re still stuck in your goal-setting, go through these seven key areas and find one goal! - goals ambition success millionairementor

How to set goals when you have no idea what you want? You’ve heard about the importance of goal setting, we all have. The problem is, you do...

Being Alone, Life, and Memes: The D*ck Was Life Changing, But He Wasn't Sh*t @balleralert Read more: www.balleralert.com The D*ck Was Life Changing, But He Wasn't Sh*t- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's been two years since you two have said a word to each other let alone had sex. Yet, the slightest thing triggers a memory. You smell his favorite cologne and have flashbacks about that one time at the Westin Hotel, where he pinned you to the wall and gave you everything he had. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You can't wash the dishes without thinking about how he manhandled you that one time before work. Everything you do reminds you of that passionate, mind- blowing sex. Truthfully speaking, the d*ck was life changing. He just wasn't sh*t. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now you're stuck because you've moved past him and his shenanigans, but you cant let go of how he commanded your body. Just the sound of his voice had you aroused. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This just means, you've just been hit with that good joog. You're going to have to figure out a way to occupy your time so that you can move on. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Focusing on your career-education is a good start. What's better than getting good joog? A bomb career. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Workout - nothing relieves stress like a hard workout. Plus it's killing two birds with one stone. You’re getting healthy- fine while alleviating that extra stress... to read more , log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).
Being Alone, Life, and Memes: The D*ck Was Life Changing, But He
 Wasn't Sh*t
 @balleralert
 Read more: www.balleralert.com
The D*ck Was Life Changing, But He Wasn't Sh*t- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's been two years since you two have said a word to each other let alone had sex. Yet, the slightest thing triggers a memory. You smell his favorite cologne and have flashbacks about that one time at the Westin Hotel, where he pinned you to the wall and gave you everything he had. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You can't wash the dishes without thinking about how he manhandled you that one time before work. Everything you do reminds you of that passionate, mind- blowing sex. Truthfully speaking, the d*ck was life changing. He just wasn't sh*t. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now you're stuck because you've moved past him and his shenanigans, but you cant let go of how he commanded your body. Just the sound of his voice had you aroused. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This just means, you've just been hit with that good joog. You're going to have to figure out a way to occupy your time so that you can move on. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Focusing on your career-education is a good start. What's better than getting good joog? A bomb career. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Workout - nothing relieves stress like a hard workout. Plus it's killing two birds with one stone. You’re getting healthy- fine while alleviating that extra stress... to read more , log onto balleralert.com (clickable link on profile).

The D*ck Was Life Changing, But He Wasn't Sh*t- blogged by @niksofly ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's been two years since you two hav...

Ass, Bad, and Bitch: I seen this on fb & died laughing I wanna suck ya dick trom the back and start sucking it dumb crazy licking ya balls with the tip of my tongue and put ya whole dick in my mouth and let u fuck my throat then I'm gunna with and suck the heac of ya dick dumb nasty til u bust on my bottom lip then I want nibble on the head of ya dick, then I wana spit on ya meat making ya shit wet...i wana suck on ya balls and slurp on the head of ya dick making ya toes curl., .then ima massage on ya balls Who this Sorry wrong number Na this the right number I remember when my mom didn’t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasn’t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to parent teachers conference. The bitch would say I talked to much or was trying to be the class clown and it was disrespect. First of all none of us wanted to even be there and second of all she was about 80 years old she couldn’t even hold a piece of chalk to write on the board. Hand writing looking like a ekg. I wasn’t with the shits. Long story short I saved up some money and bought a sidekick. I had to get the monthly sim card minutes form the Arabs at the corner store. Everyhood got some Arab niggas tryna EXTORT the black community. My boy put me on to this NYC GROUP chat where you would send your age, sex and location. It was the perfect way to fiNNESSE the fuck outta hoes and get your meat tickled. It was late one school night and I was Talking to this one girl on AIM. She told me she lived near me and she was about 19 years old. Boy I was 12 and my dick was stiffer than a corpse. I hit her up smoothly tryna see what she was about. I thought I was freak so I tell her that I wanted to suck in her titles while playing my GameCube. My mom busy in my room cause she heard the door slamming animation form aim. Black mommas hate when you slam the door in they crib. She saw my sidekick light up and took it. I had to fitness and say my friend left it in my bag from school and I was gonna return it. Momma wasn’t buying that shit and took it.I’m going to bed salty as fuck. ( I ain’t know how to beat my meat yet so I was stuck horny). My mom bust in my room 2 minutes later furious, she ain’t know the foolishness I was partaking in. I will never for get what “MizzFabulous71890” sent me back “boy I want you to choke me with your GameCube controller cables and beat my ass cheeks like Kimbl slice. I wanna gargle your nut like listerine and swish it in my mouth like wine. I want to bounce on your dick to the point your balls burst and have you sore the next morning”. Bitch I got PE class tomorrow that’s gonna be painful as fuck. My momma ain’t know I was a freak a leak. I got my ass torn up
Ass, Bad, and Bitch: I seen this on fb & died laughing
 I wanna suck ya dick trom the
 back and start sucking it dumb
 crazy licking ya balls with the
 tip of my tongue and put ya
 whole dick in my mouth and let
 u fuck my throat then I'm
 gunna with and suck the heac
 of ya dick dumb nasty til u bust
 on my bottom lip then I want
 nibble on the head of ya dick,
 then I wana spit on ya meat
 making ya shit wet...i wana
 suck on ya balls and slurp on
 the head of ya dick making ya
 toes curl., .then ima massage
 on ya balls
 Who this
 Sorry wrong number
 Na this the right number
I remember when my mom didn’t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasn’t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to parent teachers conference. The bitch would say I talked to much or was trying to be the class clown and it was disrespect. First of all none of us wanted to even be there and second of all she was about 80 years old she couldn’t even hold a piece of chalk to write on the board. Hand writing looking like a ekg. I wasn’t with the shits. Long story short I saved up some money and bought a sidekick. I had to get the monthly sim card minutes form the Arabs at the corner store. Everyhood got some Arab niggas tryna EXTORT the black community. My boy put me on to this NYC GROUP chat where you would send your age, sex and location. It was the perfect way to fiNNESSE the fuck outta hoes and get your meat tickled. It was late one school night and I was Talking to this one girl on AIM. She told me she lived near me and she was about 19 years old. Boy I was 12 and my dick was stiffer than a corpse. I hit her up smoothly tryna see what she was about. I thought I was freak so I tell her that I wanted to suck in her titles while playing my GameCube. My mom busy in my room cause she heard the door slamming animation form aim. Black mommas hate when you slam the door in they crib. She saw my sidekick light up and took it. I had to fitness and say my friend left it in my bag from school and I was gonna return it. Momma wasn’t buying that shit and took it.I’m going to bed salty as fuck. ( I ain’t know how to beat my meat yet so I was stuck horny). My mom bust in my room 2 minutes later furious, she ain’t know the foolishness I was partaking in. I will never for get what “MizzFabulous71890” sent me back “boy I want you to choke me with your GameCube controller cables and beat my ass cheeks like Kimbl slice. I wanna gargle your nut like listerine and swish it in my mouth like wine. I want to bounce on your dick to the point your balls burst and have you sore the next morning”. Bitch I got PE class tomorrow that’s gonna be painful as fuck. My momma ain’t know I was a freak a leak. I got my ass torn up

I remember when my mom didn’t buy me a side kick because my grades was ass. I wasn’t a bad student my teacher just be lying when it came to ...