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Aaron Rodgers, Ass, and Basketball: School nurses be like "Put ice on it @codeinist I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how useless they have become. It was 8th grade and it rained outside so we had to play recess indoors at the gym. No one bought a basketball but my bro Antonio had a football on him that day. I don't play football because Im a clitoris. I can not take a hit. But when my mom use to give me beatings I would catch the belt like I was oBJ. My hands were unmatched. We was some reckless young niggas. No pads or protection we playing tackle foot ball on hard wooden floor. It's 4th down and my team still stuck on the free throw line in our In zone. My boy Craig threw me a AARON Rodgers hail marry for us to win the game. Instead it turned to a interception in our in zone. My whole camera relatively shifted 180 degrees. I seen Antonio shocked he even caught the ball. I came in hot like the middle in Mario to tackle Antonio. Nigga pressed square on his psp and just spin moved my ass. I turned my head to see where he gone too, I ran into the wall. Whole hand felt funny. I look down and see my Wrist bone sticking out like mega mans sword. I heard to school aid look and say โ€œHe needed some milkโ€. My whole forearm childish for pulling a Kevin Ware. You know how you look at some fucked yo shit and it donโ€™t process until you go into a painful shock? Bruh I booked it to the nurse office holding my hand like a fainted Pokรฉmon from battle. I met Nurse Jameka busting down a $5 pop eyes box. Iโ€™m in there crying she says โ€œoh baby no trouble that ainโ€™t nothing this ice pack cant doโ€. BITCH! My grandma pulled up a hour later to pick me up. Grandma put vix on my throat and told me get some rest. Since then I ainโ€™t touch a football. My jumpshot all fucked up. I canโ€™t finger bitches with my right hand it be cramping up.
Aaron Rodgers, Ass, and Basketball: School nurses be like "Put ice on
 it
 @codeinist
I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how useless they have become. It was 8th grade and it rained outside so we had to play recess indoors at the gym. No one bought a basketball but my bro Antonio had a football on him that day. I don't play football because Im a clitoris. I can not take a hit. But when my mom use to give me beatings I would catch the belt like I was oBJ. My hands were unmatched. We was some reckless young niggas. No pads or protection we playing tackle foot ball on hard wooden floor. It's 4th down and my team still stuck on the free throw line in our In zone. My boy Craig threw me a AARON Rodgers hail marry for us to win the game. Instead it turned to a interception in our in zone. My whole camera relatively shifted 180 degrees. I seen Antonio shocked he even caught the ball. I came in hot like the middle in Mario to tackle Antonio. Nigga pressed square on his psp and just spin moved my ass. I turned my head to see where he gone too, I ran into the wall. Whole hand felt funny. I look down and see my Wrist bone sticking out like mega mans sword. I heard to school aid look and say โ€œHe needed some milkโ€. My whole forearm childish for pulling a Kevin Ware. You know how you look at some fucked yo shit and it donโ€™t process until you go into a painful shock? Bruh I booked it to the nurse office holding my hand like a fainted Pokรฉmon from battle. I met Nurse Jameka busting down a $5 pop eyes box. Iโ€™m in there crying she says โ€œoh baby no trouble that ainโ€™t nothing this ice pack cant doโ€. BITCH! My grandma pulled up a hour later to pick me up. Grandma put vix on my throat and told me get some rest. Since then I ainโ€™t touch a football. My jumpshot all fucked up. I canโ€™t finger bitches with my right hand it be cramping up.

I truly believe school nurses just watch one first aid video and they are hired. My high school ain't even had a school nurse that's how use...

Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww u/bad_girlz ld imgur 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss from a 6 pound Chihuahua Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.โ€ Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. ๐Ÿ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW ๐Ÿ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: โ€œliterally deadโ€. As the big homie Popiando would say, โ€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.โ€ I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said โ€œbish Iโ€™m meeting God nowโ€ and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidโ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!โ€ and I tried to say โ€œthere is no deity except Godโ€ and instead I opened my mouth and said โ€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CAโ€ and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Letโ€™s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. Iโ€™m still dead. I still havenโ€™t recovered. Yโ€™all out here stroking my ego saying Iโ€™m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE ITโ€™S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED ๐Ÿค— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)
Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww
 u/bad_girlz ld imgur
 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss
 from a 6 pound Chihuahua
Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.โ€ Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. ๐Ÿ˜‚ NAW. NAW NAW NAW ๐Ÿ˜‚. As basic Caucasian women say: โ€œliterally deadโ€. As the big homie Popiando would say, โ€œdeadass b. The Deadest of Asses.โ€ I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said โ€œbish Iโ€™m meeting God nowโ€ and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel saidโ€œWHO IS YOUR LORD!โ€ and I tried to say โ€œthere is no deity except Godโ€ and instead I opened my mouth and said โ€œthe ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CAโ€ and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Letโ€™s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. Iโ€™m still dead. I still havenโ€™t recovered. Yโ€™all out here stroking my ego saying Iโ€™m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE ITโ€™S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED ๐Ÿค— (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me ๐Ÿ˜‚ bless up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚)

Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: โ€œI went to a...

Facebook, Funny, and Memes: Black Woman Says She Was Targeted For Her Race After A Piece of Fried Chicken Is Thrown At Her @balleralert Black Woman Says She Was Targeted For Her Race After A Piece of Fried Chicken Was Thrown At Her โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Last week, a Black Missouri woman spoke out against an incident of possible racial animosity after a piece of fried chicken was thrown at her while she was stuck in traffic. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Alexis Newsome, took to her Facebook page to share the story, saying a person in a red truck threw the chicken as she sat in the turning lane on Manchester Road. Although she thought the item was an eggshell at first, upon realizing it was a piece of chicken, she believed she was targeted because of her race. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œI donโ€™t want to have to explain this to my five-year-old this is not fair,โ€ she said, explaining that the chicken nearly hit her in the face. โ€œ I was scared. I almost crashed into the car next to me. โ€ฆI want people to understand what this feels like and how itโ€™s not easy living in this brown skin.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œItโ€™s almost something I cannot put into words about how I feel as a mom and a woman of color. I want people to have those conversations with people that if they hear a joke, itโ€™s not funny. We are not doing that; we are not going to speak like that. I want people to combat those types of hate.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As a result, the Manchester Police Department is investigating the incident, checking the area to see if anything had been captured on surveillance video.
Facebook, Funny, and Memes: Black Woman Says She Was Targeted
 For Her Race After A Piece of Fried
 Chicken Is Thrown At Her
 @balleralert
Black Woman Says She Was Targeted For Her Race After A Piece of Fried Chicken Was Thrown At Her โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Last week, a Black Missouri woman spoke out against an incident of possible racial animosity after a piece of fried chicken was thrown at her while she was stuck in traffic. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Alexis Newsome, took to her Facebook page to share the story, saying a person in a red truck threw the chicken as she sat in the turning lane on Manchester Road. Although she thought the item was an eggshell at first, upon realizing it was a piece of chicken, she believed she was targeted because of her race. โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œI donโ€™t want to have to explain this to my five-year-old this is not fair,โ€ she said, explaining that the chicken nearly hit her in the face. โ€œ I was scared. I almost crashed into the car next to me. โ€ฆI want people to understand what this feels like and how itโ€™s not easy living in this brown skin.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ€œItโ€™s almost something I cannot put into words about how I feel as a mom and a woman of color. I want people to have those conversations with people that if they hear a joke, itโ€™s not funny. We are not doing that; we are not going to speak like that. I want people to combat those types of hate.โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € As a result, the Manchester Police Department is investigating the incident, checking the area to see if anything had been captured on surveillance video.

Black Woman Says She Was Targeted For Her Race After A Piece of Fried Chicken Was Thrown At Her โ€“ blogged by @MsJennyb โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € Last ...

Ash, Bitch, and Dad: When you tryna convince the local prostitute that this isnt the life she has to live, and that you can help save her okingofcooneny I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. Me with $20 to my name decided to try my luck. "Aye shorty" I yelled across the street as she stood at the bus stop. Baby girl turned around with the swiftness. A truck passed in front of both of us as we made eye contact. When the truck passed she was next to me in the passenger. Hoes always know when to use instant transmission. She ask me what I wanted. I pulled out some singles and a couple nicks and dimes from my car ash trey. "$20 is all I have mam" I replied. She replied "That's 30 minutes". I ain't never pick up no hooker so I asked her if she wanted to play anything on the Aux cord. She had a trap phone so I started playing my music. I have gained experienced through GTA so I know I gotta park in a discreet location. Driving around we see this old pick up truck parked by a broken street light. It took me 10 minutes to parallel park. I'm unbuckling my pants like I had to pee all day. Ready to sling my meat out some Wale came on through the aux. My whole frame of mind changed. I no longer wanted to shoot ropes of nut on shorty but instead elevate her mind to the highest stakes that she may be the queen she was born to be. Me and her started conversations. Her name was Kelly, originally from Kansas and her dad is trucker, mother was a nurse and brother a drunk. Her whole life story was touching as we both began to break out in tears. I told her "baby dry them tears you don't got to do this to feel complete. Everything up to this moment has made you who you are, and every decision you make from this moment determines who you will be". Kelly looked me in the eyes and said "That was probably the sweetest thing I've ever heard, but your 30 minutes is up see ya". Man I dropped some motivational coach carter- the color purple speech and this bitch dipped. My gas light was on E. I tried to make it home and got stuck. Ya boy had to walk 40 minutes back to the crib. I can't trust these hoes.
Ash, Bitch, and Dad: When you tryna convince the local
 prostitute that this isnt the life she has to
 live, and that you can help save her
 okingofcooneny
I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. Me with $20 to my name decided to try my luck. "Aye shorty" I yelled across the street as she stood at the bus stop. Baby girl turned around with the swiftness. A truck passed in front of both of us as we made eye contact. When the truck passed she was next to me in the passenger. Hoes always know when to use instant transmission. She ask me what I wanted. I pulled out some singles and a couple nicks and dimes from my car ash trey. "$20 is all I have mam" I replied. She replied "That's 30 minutes". I ain't never pick up no hooker so I asked her if she wanted to play anything on the Aux cord. She had a trap phone so I started playing my music. I have gained experienced through GTA so I know I gotta park in a discreet location. Driving around we see this old pick up truck parked by a broken street light. It took me 10 minutes to parallel park. I'm unbuckling my pants like I had to pee all day. Ready to sling my meat out some Wale came on through the aux. My whole frame of mind changed. I no longer wanted to shoot ropes of nut on shorty but instead elevate her mind to the highest stakes that she may be the queen she was born to be. Me and her started conversations. Her name was Kelly, originally from Kansas and her dad is trucker, mother was a nurse and brother a drunk. Her whole life story was touching as we both began to break out in tears. I told her "baby dry them tears you don't got to do this to feel complete. Everything up to this moment has made you who you are, and every decision you make from this moment determines who you will be". Kelly looked me in the eyes and said "That was probably the sweetest thing I've ever heard, but your 30 minutes is up see ya". Man I dropped some motivational coach carter- the color purple speech and this bitch dipped. My gas light was on E. I tried to make it home and got stuck. Ya boy had to walk 40 minutes back to the crib. I can't trust these hoes.

I was driving home when I seen a local thot waiting for a pick up. These bitches don't trick for free out here, there's a price for glory. M...