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Af, Bless Up, and Bruh: My new GPS is doing a great job @DrSmashlove 6- Say Bruh u know what's the best part of company picnics? U get to see people's tattoos πŸ˜‚. Now some of the younger gals I see y'all flexing some very artsy very sexy ink. But some of these older ladies bruh? I got just one question. At what point did every lady age 35-50 get a upper titty tattoo? When was this a thing? And it be the most RANDOM shit too. Daffy Duck. Just chillin. Faded AF, too. Like Daffy Duck low key look like a malnourished meth addict version of Daffy Duck - his pupils dilated and he look nervous and paranoid AF at all times like he tryina convince u the Feds are giving u brain radiation thru your iPhone - just chillin on Karen's upper titty area. And they be proud AF of their ink too! All they tank tops are cut in a manner that exposes 2-3ds of Daffy Duck - like they leaving the bottom portion of Daffy to the imagination πŸ˜‚. Shout to Karen and all the secretaries who leave the mind-numbing confines of they office building job to wil TF out at suburban pool parties at above-ground pools where they can show off their circa 1998 Myrtle Beach - Daytona Beach waterfront tattoo parlor ink. Everybody need to express themselves even if it's thru cartoon characters that look like they trying to sell u a TV they just stole FROM YOU πŸ˜‚. Karen and the rest of y'all, u the real MVPs - bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Af, Bless Up, and Bruh: My new GPS is doing a great job
 @DrSmashlove
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Say Bruh u know what's the best part of company picnics? U get to see people's tattoos πŸ˜‚. Now some of the younger gals I see y'all flexing some very artsy very sexy ink. But some of these older ladies bruh? I got just one question. At what point did every lady age 35-50 get a upper titty tattoo? When was this a thing? And it be the most RANDOM shit too. Daffy Duck. Just chillin. Faded AF, too. Like Daffy Duck low key look like a malnourished meth addict version of Daffy Duck - his pupils dilated and he look nervous and paranoid AF at all times like he tryina convince u the Feds are giving u brain radiation thru your iPhone - just chillin on Karen's upper titty area. And they be proud AF of their ink too! All they tank tops are cut in a manner that exposes 2-3ds of Daffy Duck - like they leaving the bottom portion of Daffy to the imagination πŸ˜‚. Shout to Karen and all the secretaries who leave the mind-numbing confines of they office building job to wil TF out at suburban pool parties at above-ground pools where they can show off their circa 1998 Myrtle Beach - Daytona Beach waterfront tattoo parlor ink. Everybody need to express themselves even if it's thru cartoon characters that look like they trying to sell u a TV they just stole FROM YOU πŸ˜‚. Karen and the rest of y'all, u the real MVPs - bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Say Bruh u know what's the best part of company picnics? U get to see people's tattoos πŸ˜‚. Now some of the younger gals I see y'all flexing s...

Baked, Food, and Funny: Can Suburban Mom insults become a thing? testosterown: ohbuckvwouresofine: It's a bake sale', Judy, not a baked-goods-you-bought-at-the-store sale. Oh, Dianel What an... interesting track suit Such an. exciting color!" Karen, if I put you down for snacks at the PTA meeting next Tuesday will you remember to bring them this time? Oh, Carol, I heard Jackson made the honor roll You know. Kevin's been on it three years in a row, now? But this will only be your first bumper sticker, right?" See you on the soccer field sidelines, Helen. On, Jan, you want to run the carpool? But don't you have a station wagon? Maybe I should do it, I have a minivan. How was that un pizza, Linda?" YES YES YES ~Michaela ( @michaela.heller_ )β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings πŸ˜‚ same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam
Baked, Food, and Funny: Can Suburban Mom insults
 become a thing?
 testosterown:
 ohbuckvwouresofine:
 It's a bake sale', Judy, not a baked-goods-you-bought-at-the-store
 sale.
 Oh, Dianel What an... interesting track suit Such an. exciting color!"
 Karen, if I put you down for snacks at the PTA meeting next Tuesday
 will you remember to bring them this time?
 Oh, Carol, I heard Jackson made the honor roll You know. Kevin's
 been on it three years in a row, now? But this will only be your first
 bumper sticker, right?"
 See you on the soccer field sidelines, Helen.
 On, Jan, you want to run the carpool? But don't you have a station
 wagon? Maybe I should do it, I have a minivan.
 How was that un pizza, Linda?"
YES YES YES ~Michaela ( @michaela.heller_ )β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tumblr shrek instatumblr memes posts phan funnythings πŸ˜‚ same funny haha loltumblr lol relatable rarepepe funnythings funnytextposts pepeislife meme funnystuff pepe food spam

YES YES YES ~Michaela ( @michaela.heller_ )β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’β€’ TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS TAGS tumblrtextpost tumblrposts textpost tum...

Ass, Bad, and Bitch: Artists must suffer for the art. That's why it's called painting. WOW I just had my worst driving experience yet. I was leaving school through the main entrance and when you're leaving its right turn only and there was already a. car in front of me when I pulled up so I waited . and they could've gone but two arms were coming so I was like okay whatever they just waited too long. but then the two cars passed and the bitch STILL JUST SAY THERE she liked inched up a teeny bit but would not GO and there were no cars coming, and I should've honked but I'm really hesitant about having my horn, and then A car pulled up behind me and just immediately honked at the dumb ass in front of me so then I turned after her and I could see her waving her hands around like she was angry like WHAT the fuck??? your dumbass did it not us. anyways so then we're driving down this street which is now packed with cara because of the light further down and all the cars coming from the school. so I just wanted to get away from the freak in front of me so o started going into the turn lane to turn left into my neighborhood so I got in it and started speeding up a bit and then THE FUCKING PSYCHO STARTS GOING INTO THE TURN LANE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME so I had to stop so she wouldn't fucking HIT ME and so she could go and by this point I was just like what the fuck is your problem lady? BUT IT DOESNT STOP THERE. she went into the turn lane so that would mean she was turning left to go into the same neighborhood as me, BUT SHE FUCKING TURNED ONTO THE BUSY STREET AND DID A U TURN AND JUST WENT BACK THE OPPOSITE WAY, BUT AS SHE DOES THIS, SHE STARES ME DOWN LIKE THE WHOLE TIME SHE WAS TURNING. Some dumb suburban mom in sunglasses even though there was literally no sun out, completely cloudy. that's not even a bad experience it's more like what the fuck is your goddamn problem. if your mom comes home and starts ranting about some 'dumb teen driver' then that was mE and your moms an idiot
Ass, Bad, and Bitch: Artists must suffer for the art. That's
 why it's called painting.
WOW I just had my worst driving experience yet. I was leaving school through the main entrance and when you're leaving its right turn only and there was already a. car in front of me when I pulled up so I waited . and they could've gone but two arms were coming so I was like okay whatever they just waited too long. but then the two cars passed and the bitch STILL JUST SAY THERE she liked inched up a teeny bit but would not GO and there were no cars coming, and I should've honked but I'm really hesitant about having my horn, and then A car pulled up behind me and just immediately honked at the dumb ass in front of me so then I turned after her and I could see her waving her hands around like she was angry like WHAT the fuck??? your dumbass did it not us. anyways so then we're driving down this street which is now packed with cara because of the light further down and all the cars coming from the school. so I just wanted to get away from the freak in front of me so o started going into the turn lane to turn left into my neighborhood so I got in it and started speeding up a bit and then THE FUCKING PSYCHO STARTS GOING INTO THE TURN LANE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME so I had to stop so she wouldn't fucking HIT ME and so she could go and by this point I was just like what the fuck is your problem lady? BUT IT DOESNT STOP THERE. she went into the turn lane so that would mean she was turning left to go into the same neighborhood as me, BUT SHE FUCKING TURNED ONTO THE BUSY STREET AND DID A U TURN AND JUST WENT BACK THE OPPOSITE WAY, BUT AS SHE DOES THIS, SHE STARES ME DOWN LIKE THE WHOLE TIME SHE WAS TURNING. Some dumb suburban mom in sunglasses even though there was literally no sun out, completely cloudy. that's not even a bad experience it's more like what the fuck is your goddamn problem. if your mom comes home and starts ranting about some 'dumb teen driver' then that was mE and your moms an idiot

WOW I just had my worst driving experience yet. I was leaving school through the main entrance and when you're leaving its right turn only a...