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Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior Highschool Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words..And They Make A Lot Of Sense. 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs is not one of them 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message. 3. Don't knock it till you try it 4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck 5 Always use we when referring to your home 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Don't underestimate free throws in a game of HORSE. 8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should 9. Don't dumb yourself down. 10 You only get one chance to notice new hairout. 11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack 12. Never park in front of a bar 13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine. Prepare 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and first 15. Hold your heroes to a high standard. 17 Never lie to your doctor 18 All guns are 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they know. 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it Even if it's only once. 21 Take and TV once vacation of your cell phone, internet, year 22. Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good. 24 Don't linger in the doorway. in or out 25. If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself short. 26. If you want to know what makes you unique, sit for 27 Never get your haircut the day of a special 28 Be mindful of what comes between you and the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and sheets. 29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it 30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak 31. Eat unch with the new kids 32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No 33. It's never too late for an apology. 34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming. 5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname. 37, When you marry someone, remember you marry 39. Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman 40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive up to t 41. Don't make a 42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet 44. Never glost 46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa special day for her too 47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good guesver 48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp. 49, Give credit, Take biame 50. Suck it up every now and then. 51. Never be the last one in the pool 52. Don't stare. 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm 54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once. 55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking 56. Admit it when you're wrong 7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table. 61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes. 62. Know at least one good joke. 63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son one good meal 65, Leam to drive manual/stick shift. 66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over 67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself 68. Dance with your mother/Tather 69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work 0. Always thank the host 71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late. 72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's 73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt. 74. De a good ästener. Don't just take your turn to 5. eep your word, 76. In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand our immediately and come grade time it will oome in handy. 7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9 78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just 79. Don't be the talker in a movie. 80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower. 81. You are what you da. Nat what you say 82. Learn to change tire 83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead 84. An hour with grandparents is time we spent. Ask for advice when you need it Don't itter 86, tf you have ฮ sister, get to know her 87. You won't always be the strongest or fastest. But you can't be the toughest 89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly 90. Make the littie things count. 91 92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry and slutty. Find it 93. 94. You're never too old to need your Mom. Ladies, 2 you make the decision to wee hees on the first dste commit to keeping them on and keeping your trap shut about how much your feet kil 96. Your dance moves might not be the best. but i promise making a fool of yourself is more fun than sitting on the bench alone 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and punch hard. epicjohndoe: Wise Words From A Smart Teacher
Advice, Being Alone, and Anaconda: An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior
 Highschool Students His Personal
 List Of Wisest Words..And They
 Make A Lot Of Sense.
 1 There are plenty of ways to enter a pool The stairs
 is not one of them
 2 Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
 3. Don't knock it till you try it
 4. a stree performer makes you stop walking, you
 owe him a buck
 5
 Always use we when referring to your home
 6.
 When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
 7.
 Don't underestimate free throws in a game of
 HORSE.
 8 lust because you can doesn't mean you should
 9. Don't dumb yourself down.
 10 You only get one chance to notice new
 hairout.
 11 If you're staying more than one night, unpack
 12. Never park in front of a bar
 13. Expect the seat in front of you to redine.
 Prepare
 14. Keep a picture of your first fish, first cer, and
 first
 15.
 Hold your heroes to a high standard.
 17 Never lie to your doctor
 18 All guns are
 19. Don't mention sunburns. Believe me, they
 know.
 20. The best way to show thanks is to wear it
 Even if it's only once.
 21
 Take
 and TV once
 vacation of your cell phone, internet,
 year
 22.
 Don't fill up on bread, no matter how good.
 24
 Don't linger in the doorway. in or out
 25.
 If you choose to go in drag, don't sell yourself
 short.
 26.
 If you want to know what makes you unique,
 sit for
 27 Never get your haircut the day of a
 special
 28 Be mindful of what comes between you and
 the Earth Ahways buy good shoes, tires and
 sheets.
 29. Never eat unch at your desk If you can avoid it
 30. When you're with new friends, don't just tak
 31. Eat unch with the new kids
 32. When traveling, keep your wits about you No
 33. It's never too late for an apology.
 34. Don't pose wth boore. It's unbecoming.
 5. If you have the right of way, TAKE IT
 36. You don't get to choose your own nickname.
 37, When you marry someone, remember you marry
 39.
 Under nocrcumstances should you ask ง woman
 40. it'snot enough to be proud of your ancestry, ive
 up to t
 41. Don't make a
 42. When giving a thank you speech, short and sweet
 44. Never glost
 46. Make time for your mother on your birthday. It'sa
 special day for her too
 47. When opening presents, no one lices &a good
 guesver
 48. Sympathy Is a crutch Never take ล limp.
 49, Give credit, Take biame
 50. Suck it up every now and then.
 51. Never be the last one in the pool
 52. Don't stare.
 53. Address everyone that carries a firearm
 54. Stand up to bulies, You only have to do it once.
 55. fyoul've made your point, stop talking
 56. Admit it when you're wrong
 7. it you offer to help don't quit until the job is done
 58. Look people in the eye when you thank them
 60. Never answer the phone at the dinner table.
 61. Forgive yoursef for your mistakes.
 62. Know at least one good joke.
 63. Don't boo Even the ref is somebody's son
 one good meal
 65,
 Leam to drive manual/stick shift.
 66. Be cool to yourger kids. Reputations are built over
 67. It's okay to po to the movies by yourself
 68. Dance with your mother/Tather
 69. Don't lose your cool. Especialy at work
 0. Always thank the host
 71. It you don't understand, ask before it's too late.
 72. Know the size of your boyfriend girtriend's
 73 There is nothing wrong with a plain t shirt.
 74. De a good ästener. Don't just take your turn to
 5. eep your word,
 76.
 In colege always sit near the front. You'll stand
 our immediately and come grade time it will oome in
 handy.
 7. Carry your mother's begs, She carried you for 9
 78. Be pacient with arport security. They are just
 79. Don't be the talker in a movie.
 80. The oppesite svex ikes people who shower.
 81. You are what you da. Nat what you say
 82. Learn to change tire
 83. Be kind Everyone has a hard fight ahead
 84.
 An hour with grandparents is time we
 spent. Ask for
 advice when you need it
 Don't itter
 86,
 tf you have ฮ sister, get to know her
 87. You won't always be the strongest or
 fastest. But you can't be the toughest
 89. Duy the orange properties in Monopoly
 90. Make the littie things count.
 91
 92. There is a fine line between loaking suitry
 and slutty. Find it
 93.
 94.
 You're never too old to need your Mom.
 Ladies,
 2 you make the decision to wee
 hees on the first dste commit to keeping
 them on and keeping your trap shut about
 how much your feet kil
 96.
 Your dance moves might not be the best.
 but i promise making a fool of yourself is
 more fun than sitting on the bench alone
 99. Being old is not dictated by your bedtime
 100. If you HAVE to fight, punch first and
 punch hard.
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Wise Words From A Smart Teacher

epicjohndoe: Wise Words From A Smart Teacher

Bad, Dude, and Fucking: If you hate your body so much, why hot take T? Several reasons, actually.> First and foremost, am absolutely terrified of heedles. I can't get hear them without panicking Secondly, T does SO much to change the body. It has a ton of side effects that I dont particularly urant, for myself. 1 I just want some muscle and a strong jawline. Extra body hair, bad body odor, the chance I'd actually have a sex drive- anohumous-asexual.tumblr.com <p><a href="https://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/174116709663/thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">plebcomics</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/174113326134/someoneintheshadow456-halcyonjester" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://someoneintheshadow456.tumblr.com/post/174108615745/halcyonjester-the-defiant-pupil" class="tumblr_blog">someoneintheshadow456</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://halcyonjester.tumblr.com/post/174102330630/the-defiant-pupil-cabinet-dude-menalez" class="tumblr_blog">halcyonjester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-defiant-pupil.tumblr.com/post/174085143688/cabinet-dude-menalez-cisdude" class="tumblr_blog">the-defiant-pupil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cabinet-dude.tumblr.com/post/174082724247/menalez-cisdude-anonymous-asexual-its" class="tumblr_blog">cabinet-dude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dyke.info.gf/post/174079387474/cisdude-anonymous-asexual-its-great-for" class="tumblr_blog">menalez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://gender.cf/post/174078716741/anonymous-asexual-its-great-for-some-people" class="tumblr_blog">cisdude</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://anonymous-asexual.tumblr.com/post/170210139536/its-great-for-some-people-just-not-for-me-luna" class="tumblr_blog">anonymous-asexual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It’s great for some people, just not for me.</p> <p>©Luna Tiny</p> <p><b></b></p> <p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/anonymousartist"><b>[Patreon]</b></a></p> </blockquote> <p>“i just want more muscle and a stronger jawline”</p> <h2>peak cis</h2> </blockquote> <h1>if u just want muscle and a strong jawline, go to the fucking gym instead of pretending to be trans</h1> </blockquote> <p>^^</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m also pretty sure there’s no-needle treatments for HRT. It’s easier to just suck it up and use a needle, but there are other options out there.</p> </blockquote> <p>You dont get to pick what hrt does op. Sorry that the effects of t are “too gross” for you. Lots of guys that need hrt cant get it and its not for cosmetic reasons you dip</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s being scared of transitioning and there’s… THIS</p> </blockquote> <p>God, this comic is disgusting and is exactly why people take issue with tucutes.</p></blockquote> <p>Ah man here’s ol aquafresh lamenting how she wants to be taken seriously as a trans individual but without any of the baggage that comes along with transitioning</p><p><br/></p><p>This is the same chick who has a comic about being asexual but still enjoying/wanting sex</p></blockquote> <p>“I want to be a man except for the icky parts“</p>
Bad, Dude, and Fucking: If you hate your body so
 much, why hot take T?
 Several reasons, actually.>
 First and
 foremost,
 am absolutely
 terrified of
 heedles.
 I can't get
 hear them
 without
 panicking
 Secondly, T
 does SO much
 to change the
 body. It has a
 ton of side effects
 that I dont
 particularly urant,
 for myself.
 1
 I just want some muscle and
 a strong jawline.
 Extra body
 hair, bad body
 odor, the chance
 I'd actually
 have a sex
 drive-
 anohumous-asexual.tumblr.com
<p><a href="https://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/174116709663/thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">plebcomics</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://thespectacularspider-girl.tumblr.com/post/174113326134/someoneintheshadow456-halcyonjester" class="tumblr_blog">thespectacularspider-girl</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://someoneintheshadow456.tumblr.com/post/174108615745/halcyonjester-the-defiant-pupil" class="tumblr_blog">someoneintheshadow456</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://halcyonjester.tumblr.com/post/174102330630/the-defiant-pupil-cabinet-dude-menalez" class="tumblr_blog">halcyonjester</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://the-defiant-pupil.tumblr.com/post/174085143688/cabinet-dude-menalez-cisdude" class="tumblr_blog">the-defiant-pupil</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://cabinet-dude.tumblr.com/post/174082724247/menalez-cisdude-anonymous-asexual-its" class="tumblr_blog">cabinet-dude</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dyke.info.gf/post/174079387474/cisdude-anonymous-asexual-its-great-for" class="tumblr_blog">menalez</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://gender.cf/post/174078716741/anonymous-asexual-its-great-for-some-people" class="tumblr_blog">cisdude</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://anonymous-asexual.tumblr.com/post/170210139536/its-great-for-some-people-just-not-for-me-luna" class="tumblr_blog">anonymous-asexual</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p>It’s great for some people, just not for me.</p>
<p>©Luna Tiny</p>
<p><b></b></p>
<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/anonymousartist"><b>[Patreon]</b></a></p>
</blockquote>

<p>“i just want more muscle and a stronger jawline”</p>
<h2>peak cis</h2>
</blockquote>

<h1>if u just want muscle and a strong jawline, go to the fucking gym instead of pretending to be trans</h1>
</blockquote>
<p>^^</p>
</blockquote>
<p>I’m also pretty sure there’s no-needle treatments for HRT. It’s easier to just suck it up and use a needle, but there are other options out there.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>You dont get to pick what hrt does op. Sorry that the effects of t are “too gross” for you. Lots of guys that need hrt cant get it and its not for cosmetic reasons you dip</p>
</blockquote>

<p>There’s being scared of transitioning and there’s… THIS</p>
</blockquote>
<p>God, this comic is disgusting and is exactly why people take issue with tucutes.</p></blockquote>

<p>Ah man here’s ol aquafresh lamenting how she wants to be taken seriously as a trans individual but without any of the baggage that comes along with transitioning</p><p><br/></p><p>This is the same chick who has a comic about being asexual but still enjoying/wanting sex</p></blockquote>

<p>“I want to be a man except for the icky parts“</p>

<p><a href="https://plebcomics.tumblr.com/post/174116709663/thespectacularspider-girl" class="tumblr_blog">plebcomics</a>:</p> <blockquote>...

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Ass, Cum, and Life: You Should Be Allowed To Be Able To Have Sex With Your Kid Past Age 18 if You're Attracted To Them I know people will say it's wrong, but it's not child molesting. You put in all this work to raise a kid, ad they grow up to be hot, and you can't fuck them? That's stupid as fuck, I'm sorry, but it is. Even if the kid doesn't want to, they literally were created by your genitals. They literally ARE your cum and yet they aren't okay with intercourse? Sorry, but that's a stupid ass social norm. Just suck it up and let your parents hit like one time after all they've done for you. in UnpopularOpinion by So basically parents should be allowed to rape their kids. What a piece of shit. 11h Not rape Imao just have sex .11h "Even if the kid doesn't want to". That's rape No but like they understand it. It's not forced upon them. Wut. 11h They aren't forced but they maybe have to pay higher taxes if they don't 11h You are "allowed" so long as they want you back. If they don't then that's just regular rape No but you gave 18 years of your life to raising them you should be able to waste 20 minutes of theirs with sex 11h Against their will? Yeah 11h And you said it wasn't rape. Liar Ugh it's not actual rape they just have to pay higher taxes 11h You literally just said they could be forced to against their will moron, and forcing people to pay higher taxes because they don't want to fuck their parents is retarded not forced but please explain why when you waste 18 years raising a kid they ant give 20 minutes for sex? Having sex with someone against their will under threat of taxation is forcing them to have sex. End of story Answer my question please 11h Because people should be allowed to choose who they have sex with. No one is entitled to sex <p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/173705435803/have-sex-with-your-parent-or-pay-higher-taxes" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Have sex with your parent or pay higher taxes</p></blockquote>
Ass, Cum, and Life: You Should Be Allowed To Be Able To
 Have Sex With Your Kid Past Age 18 if
 You're Attracted To Them
 I know people will say it's wrong, but it's not child
 molesting. You put in all this work to raise a kid, ad
 they grow up to be hot, and you can't fuck them?
 That's stupid as fuck, I'm sorry, but it is.
 Even if the kid doesn't want to, they literally were
 created by your genitals. They literally ARE your
 cum and yet they aren't okay with intercourse?
 Sorry, but that's a stupid ass social norm. Just
 suck it up and let your parents hit like one time
 after all they've done for you.
 in UnpopularOpinion by
 So basically parents should be allowed to rape
 their kids. What a piece of shit.
 11h
 Not rape Imao just have sex
 .11h
 "Even if the kid doesn't want to". That's rape
 No but like they understand it. It's not
 forced upon them.
 Wut.
 11h
 They aren't forced but they maybe have
 to pay higher taxes if they don't
 11h
 You are "allowed" so long as they want you back. If
 they don't then that's just regular rape
 No but you gave 18 years of your life to raising
 them you should be able to waste 20 minutes of
 theirs with sex
 11h
 Against their will?
 Yeah
 11h
 And you said it wasn't rape. Liar
 Ugh it's not actual rape they just have
 to pay higher taxes
 11h
 You literally just said they could be forced to
 against their will moron, and forcing people to
 pay higher taxes because they don't want to
 fuck their parents is retarded
 not forced but please explain why when you
 waste 18 years raising a kid they ant give 20
 minutes for sex?
 Having sex with someone against their will
 under threat of taxation is forcing them to
 have sex. End of story
 Answer my question please
 11h
 Because people should be allowed to
 choose who they have sex with. No
 one is entitled to sex
<p><a href="http://memehumor.net/post/173705435803/have-sex-with-your-parent-or-pay-higher-taxes" class="tumblr_blog">memehumor</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Have sex with your parent or pay higher taxes</p></blockquote>

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