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Ass, Bitch, and Crying: Nigga would win every thumb wrestling match Google Facts @GoogleFacts Man lost his thumb. So he replaced it with his big toe. *creative writing class* *silently reading* *the teacher clears his throat* “Alright class, I will now put you into groups of 3 so you can read the free write story you worked on last night. You will each take turns reading and will decide which one is the best. The best paper in class goes to the state Championship.” *the class mutters amongst themselves* “Alright, find your group and begin quickly.” *i immediately go to Aaron* “Yo we need one more person.” *the teacher comes over to us* “I’m gonna put Sara into your guys group, is that okay with you?” *i resist the urge to swallow the pill* “Yeah I guess so.” *Me, Sara, and Aaron sit at a table together* “So, who wants to go first?” Sara says. Aaron and I don’t say shit. “Fine, I will.” She then starts rambling about how her brother committed suicide and blah blah blah no one cares lil BITCH. *finally I wake up when she’s done talking* “I’ll go next.” Aaron says. Me and him both knew my story was a banger already so we was saving it for last. “2K some CHEESE man...” he starts. He finishes his story and Sara’s pasty ass starts snapping. Finally it’s my turn. I open Instagram on my phone, tap the ttstorytime tag, scroll down to a random post, and start reading. “...and that’s how I got my ass beat in a seniors citizens home.” Aaron finally stopped laughing and caught his breath. “That shit still funny.” He says. “No it wasn’t.” Sara said. I look at her and take a deep breath and count to 10. “Fuck you mean it wasn’t?” Aaron said. “It was just... disturbing and racist.” I jump out of my chair and lunge at her. Aaron quickly gets up and holds me back. “ILL SHOW YOU RACIST LIL WHORE. ID CURB STOMP YO SHIT AND JUMP ON YO HEAD LIKE MARIO YOU FUCKING WALKING GLUE BOTTLE. LEMME CATCH YOU OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. YOU GON END UP MISSING LIKE MY HAIRLINE AND THATS ON GOD.” *finally the teacher comes over* “Woah, woah. What’s going on here?" *Sara starts crying* “This bit-, she disrespected my writing. I thought this was a judge free zone.” “You’re right, it is. Sara?” *she looks up at him* “But-“ “But my asscheeks. To the dean, NOW.” He writes a pass and throws it at her face. “Now, lets begin the voting.” (Pt. 1)
Ass, Bitch, and Crying: Nigga would win every thumb
 wrestling match
 Google Facts @GoogleFacts
 Man lost his thumb. So he replaced it with
 his big toe.
*creative writing class* *silently reading* *the teacher clears his throat* “Alright class, I will now put you into groups of 3 so you can read the free write story you worked on last night. You will each take turns reading and will decide which one is the best. The best paper in class goes to the state Championship.” *the class mutters amongst themselves* “Alright, find your group and begin quickly.” *i immediately go to Aaron* “Yo we need one more person.” *the teacher comes over to us* “I’m gonna put Sara into your guys group, is that okay with you?” *i resist the urge to swallow the pill* “Yeah I guess so.” *Me, Sara, and Aaron sit at a table together* “So, who wants to go first?” Sara says. Aaron and I don’t say shit. “Fine, I will.” She then starts rambling about how her brother committed suicide and blah blah blah no one cares lil BITCH. *finally I wake up when she’s done talking* “I’ll go next.” Aaron says. Me and him both knew my story was a banger already so we was saving it for last. “2K some CHEESE man...” he starts. He finishes his story and Sara’s pasty ass starts snapping. Finally it’s my turn. I open Instagram on my phone, tap the ttstorytime tag, scroll down to a random post, and start reading. “...and that’s how I got my ass beat in a seniors citizens home.” Aaron finally stopped laughing and caught his breath. “That shit still funny.” He says. “No it wasn’t.” Sara said. I look at her and take a deep breath and count to 10. “Fuck you mean it wasn’t?” Aaron said. “It was just... disturbing and racist.” I jump out of my chair and lunge at her. Aaron quickly gets up and holds me back. “ILL SHOW YOU RACIST LIL WHORE. ID CURB STOMP YO SHIT AND JUMP ON YO HEAD LIKE MARIO YOU FUCKING WALKING GLUE BOTTLE. LEMME CATCH YOU OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL. YOU GON END UP MISSING LIKE MY HAIRLINE AND THATS ON GOD.” *finally the teacher comes over* “Woah, woah. What’s going on here?" *Sara starts crying* “This bit-, she disrespected my writing. I thought this was a judge free zone.” “You’re right, it is. Sara?” *she looks up at him* “But-“ “But my asscheeks. To the dean, NOW.” He writes a pass and throws it at her face. “Now, lets begin the voting.” (Pt. 1)

*creative writing class* *silently reading* *the teacher clears his throat* “Alright class, I will now put you into groups of 3 so you can r...

Dad, Head, and Ipad: At the dinner table the same day, while we were eating we had a couple minutes of silence, not much was heard apart from the cutlery and my son finally said "I actually wanted to tell you something in the car, but I was afraid you'd get in an accident.." I looked up from my plate and looked at him straight in the eyes... I could see he was thinking about something aI could think of was "OMG this is it..." he said "Dad.." with a couple seconds of silence "..I'm gay". I looked at him and couldn't help myself from smiling, and I told him " you know I love you so much... right?" and I got up and gave him a huge hug. He even started to cry on my shoulder and because of that I couldn't help myself but shed a couple tears. We talked for a bit while finishing our dinner about how I can't emphasize enough that I love him regardless of which gender he loves etc After dinner and after he finished his homework we both lay in our pajamas on the sofa, while I was watching the Cooking Channel and he was playing on his iPad. I had my arm around him and he was leaning his head on my chest, and all I could think of was that I'm the happiest father on earth right now Thank you all so much for your feedback and suggestions on the last post. All of you are so kind on this subreddit, so many of you sent me PM's explaining how I was a super dad and it honestly brightened my day For those curious as to what I will be doing next, I've already started doing some research in LGBT Youth Communities and I think joining one would be a perfect start to helping my son develop into the person he has the potential to being Thank you all again Edit: Wow! reddit gold... for me?! Thank you :) Edit2: Even more gold? Jeez, thanks <3 Edit3: Not trying to sound ungrateful, but perhaps instead of gifting me gold we could contribute to a charitable organization? I've heard wonderful things of The Trevor Prowho provide a 24/7 suicide and crisis prevention hotline for LGBTQ youth
Dad, Head, and Ipad: At the dinner table the same day, while we were eating we had a couple minutes of silence, not much was heard
 apart from the cutlery and my son finally said "I actually wanted to tell you something in the car, but I was afraid
 you'd get in an accident.." I looked up from my plate and looked at him straight in the eyes... I could see he was
 thinking about something aI could think of was "OMG this is it..." he said "Dad.." with a couple seconds of
 silence "..I'm gay". I looked at him and couldn't help myself from smiling, and I told him " you know I love
 you so much... right?" and I got up and gave him a huge hug. He even started to cry on my shoulder and because
 of that I couldn't help myself but shed a couple tears. We talked for a bit while finishing our dinner about how I
 can't emphasize enough that I love him regardless of which gender he loves etc
 After dinner and after he finished his homework we both lay in our pajamas on the sofa, while I was watching the
 Cooking Channel and he was playing on his iPad. I had my arm around him and he was leaning his head on my
 chest, and all I could think of was that I'm the happiest father on earth right now
 Thank you all so much for your feedback and suggestions on the last post. All of you are so kind on this subreddit,
 so many of you sent me PM's explaining how I was a super dad and it honestly brightened my day
 For those curious as to what I will be doing next, I've already started doing some research in LGBT Youth
 Communities and I think joining one would be a perfect start to helping my son develop into the person he has the
 potential to being
 Thank you all again
 Edit: Wow! reddit gold... for me?! Thank you :)
 Edit2: Even more gold? Jeez, thanks <3
 Edit3: Not trying to sound ungrateful, but perhaps instead of gifting me gold we could contribute to a
 charitable organization? I've heard wonderful things of The Trevor Prowho provide a 24/7 suicide
 and crisis prevention hotline for LGBTQ youth