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Broomstick, Cheating, and Children: THE TELETUBBIES HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS FEEL OLD YET? <p><a href="https://cannibalchicken.tumblr.com/post/174957050619/striffyisme-striderai-forwhateveryouwant" class="tumblr_blog">cannibalchicken</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://striffyisme.tumblr.com/post/173845324103/striderai-forwhateveryouwant" class="tumblr_blog">striffyisme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://striderai.tumblr.com/post/173817591350/forwhateveryouwant-imagine-sebstan" class="tumblr_blog">striderai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://forwhateveryouwant.tumblr.com/post/173756489918/imagine-sebstan-thenightling-woodelf68" class="tumblr_blog">forwhateveryouwant</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://imagine-sebstan.tumblr.com/post/172034301588/thenightling-woodelf68-moneysltd" class="tumblr_blog">imagine-sebstan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thenightling.tumblr.com/post/172025095443/woodelf68-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">thenightling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://woodelf68.tumblr.com/post/172025024354/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">woodelf68</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</p></blockquote> <p>Um wat</p> </blockquote> <p>turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure><p>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. </p> <p>Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  </p> <p>po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. </p> <p>tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. </p> <p>scandals galore in that damn superdome. </p> </blockquote> <p>A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca9f8fa7825674da10267d74e6d1dc7/tumblr_inline_p5qq458OMk1s3pojy_540.png" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment. </p> </blockquote> <p>…. </p> <p>*Stares*</p> <p>…Why?</p> </blockquote> <p>If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too. </p> </blockquote> <p>Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together</p> </blockquote> <p>god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve</p> </blockquote> <p>Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?</p> </blockquote><p>Can the internet just like… not?</p></blockquote> <p>This post got a lot more interesting since I first made it.</p>
Broomstick, Cheating, and Children: THE TELETUBBIES
 HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS
 FEEL OLD YET?
<p><a href="https://cannibalchicken.tumblr.com/post/174957050619/striffyisme-striderai-forwhateveryouwant" class="tumblr_blog">cannibalchicken</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://striffyisme.tumblr.com/post/173845324103/striderai-forwhateveryouwant" class="tumblr_blog">striffyisme</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://striderai.tumblr.com/post/173817591350/forwhateveryouwant-imagine-sebstan" class="tumblr_blog">striderai</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://forwhateveryouwant.tumblr.com/post/173756489918/imagine-sebstan-thenightling-woodelf68" class="tumblr_blog">forwhateveryouwant</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://imagine-sebstan.tumblr.com/post/172034301588/thenightling-woodelf68-moneysltd" class="tumblr_blog">imagine-sebstan</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://thenightling.tumblr.com/post/172025095443/woodelf68-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">thenightling</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://woodelf68.tumblr.com/post/172025024354/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">woodelf68</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</p></blockquote>

<p>Um wat</p>
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<p>turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure><p>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. </p>
<p>Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  </p>
<p>po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. </p>
<p>tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. </p>
<p>scandals galore in that damn superdome. </p>
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<p>A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.</p>
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<p>I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment. </p>
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<p>…. </p>
<p>*Stares*</p>
<p>…Why?</p>
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<p>If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too. </p>
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<p>Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together</p>
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<p>god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?</p>
</blockquote><p>Can the internet just like… not?</p></blockquote>

<p>This post got a lot more interesting since I first made it.</p>

<p><a href="https://cannibalchicken.tumblr.com/post/174957050619/striffyisme-striderai-forwhateveryouwant" class="tumblr_blog">cannibalchick...

Bad, Bitch, and Facebook: More Videos Noisey March 14 at 1:01 PM 900 VIDEO STORE DAY Not only is it not true, it akes you look like an idiot. 3:45 HD 3 tips on what NOT to do in record stores. 00O 1.9K Comments 926 Shares Like Comment Share <p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548979694/asprodente-oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548715274/oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down-play-by-play-1" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Oh boy, let me break this down play-by-play.</p> <p>1. Seems to only have a problem with popular theories that paint certain women in bad spotlights.</p> <p>2. Is so opinionated that she will sacrifice a business opportunity to assert her self righteousness.</p> <p>3. Knowingly and intentionally applies a sexist hiring code and thinks that’s a good thing.</p> <p>4. “I try to create an environment that isn’t intimidating. It’s totally not a place of judgement.” … the previous points with that speak the irony for themselves.</p> <p>5. Focuses on the annoying actions of men, supposedly “never” having experienced women doing so. </p> <p>6. Uses the term “mansplain”, which is just a gendered form of ‘condescend’. </p> <p>7. To drive it home, she then addresses men specifically when stating how not to act. If the action were a problem for her by itself, she would denounce the action, but she makes it clear, her problem is not with the action, it’s with men. </p> <p>Pretentious, unaware, and sexist. </p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Noisey/videos/1858662014154353/">[Here’s the post, by the way.]</a></p><p>The comments are <i>great</i> themselves, of course.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8c4046c63c0c989d38930b36f89d793/tumblr_inline_p6lpxokQIj1qhuau5_540.png" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"/></figure><p>The two genders are misogynist and misandrist. If you don’t hate men, you must hate women.</p></blockquote> <p>“If you dislike this woman it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a smug pretentious bitch with the personality of a wasp nest and everything to do with the fact that you hate women!“</p>
Bad, Bitch, and Facebook: More Videos
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 March 14 at 1:01 PM
 900
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 Not only is it not true, it
 akes you look like an idiot.
 3:45 HD
 3 tips on what NOT to do in record stores.
 00O
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<p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548979694/asprodente-oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548715274/oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down-play-by-play-1" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p>Oh boy, let me break this down play-by-play.</p>
<p>1. Seems to only have a problem with popular theories that paint certain women in bad spotlights.</p>
<p>2. Is so opinionated that she will sacrifice a business opportunity to assert her self righteousness.</p>
<p>3. Knowingly and intentionally applies a sexist hiring code and thinks that’s a good thing.</p>
<p>4. “I try to create an environment that isn’t intimidating. It’s totally not a place of judgement.” … the previous points with that speak the irony for themselves.</p>
<p>5. Focuses on the annoying actions of men, supposedly “never” having experienced women doing so. </p>
<p>6. Uses the term “mansplain”, which is just a gendered form of ‘condescend’. </p>
<p>7. To drive it home, she then addresses men specifically when stating how not to act. If the action were a problem for her by itself, she would denounce the action, but she makes it clear, her problem is not with the action, it’s with men. </p>
<p>Pretentious, unaware, and sexist. </p>
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<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/Noisey/videos/1858662014154353/">[Here’s the post, by the way.]</a></p><p>The comments are <i>great</i> themselves, of course.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b8c4046c63c0c989d38930b36f89d793/tumblr_inline_p6lpxokQIj1qhuau5_540.png" data-orig-height="92" data-orig-width="461"/></figure><p>The two genders are misogynist and misandrist. If you don’t hate men, you must hate women.</p></blockquote>

<p>“If you dislike this woman it has nothing to do with the fact that she’s a smug pretentious bitch with the personality of a wasp nest and everything to do with the fact that you hate women!“</p>

<p><a href="https://asprodente.tumblr.com/post/172548979694/asprodente-oh-boy-let-me-break-this-down" class="tumblr_blog">asprodente</a>:</p...

America, Another One, and Crime: foundinfuckbovs therevenantrising Federal 4473 forms and federal NICS FBl background checks are already required for all FFL gun purchases There are already restrictions on who can legally own guns. Numerous states already have universal background checks and there Is zero evidence that they have had an effect on crime whatsoever therevenantrising Could not send So called assault weapons kill less than 400 people in America per year In a nation of 350 million citizens, it lit- erally rounds to 0% of the population A majority of gun crime is committed by gang members with handguns Could not send Blocked cute Active in the last 2 hours ay your thing buyreputationbytaylorswift uuyrepuuaiu Posts about #harry styles and #1umblr break therevenantrising Gun crime, murder, and assaults all spike in Europe and Australia after these countries instituted strict gun laws. Gun crime was up 42% in Lon- don last year. More people own guns in Australia now than in 1996 when strict gun laws were put in place therevenantrising Could not send These countries also had small rates of gun crime before gun control laws It should also be noted that America's gun crime rates have actually been steadily declining consistently for decades how Active in the last 2 hours Look shady? Mark as spam GIF ay your thing <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/172537420996/therevenantrising-therevenantrising" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://therevenantrising.tumblr.com/post/170892370905/therevenantrising-therevenantrising" class="tumblr_blog">therevenantrising</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://therevenantrising.tumblr.com/post/170890749975/therevenantrising-everybody-that-supposedly" class="tumblr_blog">therevenantrising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://therevenantrising.tumblr.com/post/170889164815/everybody-that-supposedly-wants-to-talk-about-gun" class="tumblr_blog">therevenantrising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Everybody that supposedly wants to talk about gun control suddenly doesn’t want to talk about gun control once they’re faced with facts.</p> <p>Strange…</p> </blockquote> <p>Another one… 🤔🤔🤔</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ba5ac6f79e50d6153b03cb42a44422ea/tumblr_inline_p466sftwdF1sh8jq3_500.png" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/adf3b1becc6f70430ab642a196688ab5/tumblr_inline_p466sfmk8x1sh8jq3_500.png" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Another one…</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52dc11f8dd3560ec9c755a2d85c5ae5f/tumblr_inline_p469d4YG6V1sh8jq3_500.png" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8df90bf971c92fabfb3c735a3dd450a8/tumblr_inline_p469d3Bf7U1sh8jq3_500.png" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c551e82d2c5ff6f41e4a3089ae764e8/tumblr_inline_p469d3R6EN1sh8jq3_500.png" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure></blockquote> <p>What a shock.</p></blockquote> <p>“Anyway I’m gonna block you now because I don’t have anymore arguments but I’m still right and you’re stupid so there”</p>
America, Another One, and Crime: foundinfuckbovs
 therevenantrising
 Federal 4473 forms and federal NICS
 FBl background checks are already
 required for all FFL gun purchases
 There are already restrictions on who
 can legally own guns. Numerous
 states already have universal
 background checks and there Is zero
 evidence that they have had an effect
 on crime whatsoever
 therevenantrising Could not send
 So called assault weapons kill less
 than 400 people in America per year
 In a nation of 350 million citizens, it lit-
 erally rounds to 0% of the population
 A majority of gun crime is committed
 by gang members with handguns
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 Blocked cute
 Active in the last 2 hours
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 Posts about #harry styles and #1umblr break
 therevenantrising
 Gun crime, murder, and assaults all
 spike in Europe and Australia after
 these countries instituted strict gun
 laws. Gun crime was up 42% in Lon-
 don last year. More people own guns
 in Australia now than in 1996 when
 strict gun laws were put in place
 therevenantrising Could not send
 These countries also had small rates
 of gun crime before gun control laws
 It should also be noted that America's
 gun crime rates have actually been
 steadily declining consistently for
 decades how
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<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/172537420996/therevenantrising-therevenantrising" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://therevenantrising.tumblr.com/post/170892370905/therevenantrising-therevenantrising" class="tumblr_blog">therevenantrising</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://therevenantrising.tumblr.com/post/170890749975/therevenantrising-everybody-that-supposedly" class="tumblr_blog">therevenantrising</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://therevenantrising.tumblr.com/post/170889164815/everybody-that-supposedly-wants-to-talk-about-gun" class="tumblr_blog">therevenantrising</a>:</p>

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<p>Everybody that supposedly wants to talk about gun control suddenly doesn’t want to talk about gun control once they’re faced with facts.</p>

<p>Strange…</p>
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<p>Another one… 🤔🤔🤔</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ba5ac6f79e50d6153b03cb42a44422ea/tumblr_inline_p466sftwdF1sh8jq3_500.png" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/adf3b1becc6f70430ab642a196688ab5/tumblr_inline_p466sfmk8x1sh8jq3_500.png" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure></blockquote>

<p>Another one…</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52dc11f8dd3560ec9c755a2d85c5ae5f/tumblr_inline_p469d4YG6V1sh8jq3_500.png" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8df90bf971c92fabfb3c735a3dd450a8/tumblr_inline_p469d3Bf7U1sh8jq3_500.png" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4c551e82d2c5ff6f41e4a3089ae764e8/tumblr_inline_p469d3R6EN1sh8jq3_500.png" data-orig-height="2560" data-orig-width="1440"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>What a shock.</p></blockquote>

<p>“Anyway I’m gonna block you now because I don’t have anymore arguments but I’m still right and you’re stupid so there”</p>

<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/172537420996/therevenantrising-therevenantrising" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeing...

Arguing, Broomstick, and Cheating: THE TELETUBBIES HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS FEEL OLD YET? <p><a href="https://bubblebootybert.tumblr.com/post/172120223812/elodieunderglass-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">bubblebootybert</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/172118682872/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">elodieunderglass</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</p></blockquote> <p>Um wat</p> </blockquote> <p>turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure><p>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. </p> <p>Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  </p> <p>po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. </p> <p>tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. </p> <p>scandals galore in that damn superdome. </p> </blockquote> <p>A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca9f8fa7825674da10267d74e6d1dc7/tumblr_inline_p5qq458OMk1s3pojy_540.png" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"/></figure></blockquote> <p>So @eternalstrigoli sent me this asking how it fits in with the Adult Teletubbies lore from my dream. I’m happy to say that it does fit in, although not in the way people expect. <br/></p><p>In my dream lore, the Teletubbies on the popular show are actually toddlers, the captive young of a long-lived species of giant ancient cryptid. In my dream, the adult form of the Teletubby was an enormous shambling forest god. <br/></p><p>Weirdly, this was supported by the statement from the BBC in the wake of the Gay Tinky Winky conversation, when they argued that the male-identified character’s use of a handbag was innocent, and in no way a marker of his orientation: <b>“Tinky Winky is simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag.”</b></p><p>That’s right, the Beeb has stated that Tinky Winky is a <i>baby</i>.</p><p>You see, my theory says that the Tiddlytubbies, the reboot’s new “babies”, are indeed older babies or young toddlers. I argue that they are about the equivalent of one-year-old humans. The range could be from about 9 months to 18 months; but I’d say generally you would expect one-year-old humans to do the things the Tiddlytubbies do. They babble, tumble, toddle and play like slightly drunk kittens. They’re at the intersection of baby/toddler; capable of bumbling (toddling) around on their own, and they are reasonably autonomous, but still needing to be cared for and always falling over. In terms of physiology, they do resemble 1-year-olds, with the same physical proportions you would expect in a human of that age.<br/></p><p>The Teletubbies, by contrast, are more like… 3 or 4 year olds. They’re toddlers, older ones, not quite school-age: developmentally capable of having short conversations, setting up games and activities, and performing simple self-care (preparing food, putting themselves to bed). In terms of physiology, they do have the cutely rounded/stubby appearance associated with this age of toddlers, who traditionally have those classic potbellies and little round butts that stick out. <br/></p><p>And again, the BBC has stated that <i>the Teletubbies are babies</i>, not sexual beings at all.<br/></p><p>Thus, I don’t think the existence of the Tiddlytubbies suggests that the Teletubbies from the show produced them. Using the lore from the dream, they are young captive infants, being brought up in the same controlled conditions as the existing older toddlers. Within several years, this new crop of infants may approach the size and development of the existing Original Four. And, perhaps, replacing them…<br/></p></blockquote> <p class="npf_quote" data-npf='{"subtype":"quote"}'>I think I’m having an aneurism. </p></blockquote> <p>This post is canceled. Everyone go home.</p>
Arguing, Broomstick, and Cheating: THE TELETUBBIES
 HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD KIDS
 FEEL OLD YET?
<p><a href="https://bubblebootybert.tumblr.com/post/172120223812/elodieunderglass-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">bubblebootybert</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://elodieunderglass.tumblr.com/post/172118682872/moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">elodieunderglass</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://moneysltd.tumblr.com/post/171964940737/moldyfingers-termytheantisocialbutterfly" class="tumblr_blog">moneysltd</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://moldyfingers.tumblr.com/post/171937063091/termytheantisocialbutterfly-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">moldyfingers</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://termytheantisocialbutterfly.tumblr.com/post/171932194775/libertarirynn-are-you-telling-me-that-the" class="tumblr_blog">termytheantisocialbutterfly</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171931882199/are-you-telling-me-that-the-teletubbies-have" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.</p></blockquote>

<p>Um wat</p>
</blockquote>
<p>turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a3ab3c74f7e20cd8be53a86ff20bf16/tumblr_inline_p5p445rlGU1t1rsqs_540.png" data-orig-height="1161" data-orig-width="778"/></figure><p>most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru. </p>
<p>Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.  </p>
<p>po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs. </p>
<p>tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side. </p>
<p>scandals galore in that damn superdome. </p>
</blockquote>
<p>A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dca9f8fa7825674da10267d74e6d1dc7/tumblr_inline_p5qq458OMk1s3pojy_540.png" data-orig-height="377" data-orig-width="751"/></figure></blockquote>
<p>So @eternalstrigoli sent me this asking how it fits in with the Adult Teletubbies lore from my dream. I’m happy to say that it does fit in, although not in the way people expect. <br/></p><p>In my dream lore, the Teletubbies on the popular show are actually toddlers, the captive young of a long-lived species of giant ancient cryptid. In my dream, the adult form of the Teletubby was an enormous shambling forest god. <br/></p><p>Weirdly, this was supported by the statement from the BBC in the wake of the Gay Tinky Winky conversation, when they argued that the male-identified character’s use of a handbag was innocent, and in no way a marker of his orientation: <b>“Tinky Winky is simply a sweet, technological baby with a magic bag.”</b></p><p>That’s right, the Beeb has stated that Tinky Winky is a <i>baby</i>.</p><p>You see, my theory says that the Tiddlytubbies, the reboot’s new “babies”, are indeed older babies or young toddlers. I argue that they are about the equivalent of one-year-old humans. The range could be from about 9 months to 18 months; but I’d say generally you would expect one-year-old humans to do the things the Tiddlytubbies do. They babble, tumble, toddle and play like slightly drunk kittens. They’re at the intersection of baby/toddler; capable of bumbling (toddling) around on their own, and they are reasonably autonomous, but still needing to be cared for and always falling over. In terms of physiology, they do resemble 1-year-olds, with the same physical proportions you would expect in a human of that age.<br/></p><p>The Teletubbies, by contrast, are more like… 3 or 4 year olds. They’re toddlers, older ones, not quite school-age: developmentally capable of having short conversations, setting up games and activities, and performing simple self-care (preparing food, putting themselves to bed). In terms of physiology, they do have the cutely rounded/stubby appearance associated with this age of toddlers, who traditionally have those classic potbellies and little round butts that stick out. <br/></p><p>And again, the BBC has stated that <i>the Teletubbies are babies</i>, not sexual beings at all.<br/></p><p>Thus, I don’t think the existence of the Tiddlytubbies suggests that the Teletubbies from the show produced them. Using the lore from the dream, they are young captive infants, being brought up in the same controlled conditions as the existing older toddlers. Within several years, this new crop of infants may approach the size and development of the existing Original Four. And, perhaps, replacing them…<br/></p></blockquote>

<p class="npf_quote" data-npf='{"subtype":"quote"}'>I think I’m having an aneurism. </p></blockquote>

<p>This post is canceled. Everyone go home.</p>

<p><a href="https://bubblebootybert.tumblr.com/post/172120223812/elodieunderglass-moneysltd-moldyfingers" class="tumblr_blog">bubblebootyber...

Animals, Family, and Growing Up: Allie Beth Stuckey * @conservmillen If masculinity were truly toxic, then kids growing up without dads would presumably be better off than those who have them. But, they're not: they tend to be more depressed, aggressive & criminal. Truth is: we need more masculinity in society, not less.--> theconservativemillennialblog.co m/featured/our-s. <p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/171879330406/cdpony-thats-because-when-kids-grow-up-without" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://cdpony.tumblr.com/post/171739575684/thats-because-when-kids-grow-up-without-dads-its" class="tumblr_blog">cdpony</a>:</p><blockquote><p>….thats because when kids grow up without dads its either because they passed away or abandoned their family. masculinity has nothing to do with it. masculinity is, however, the drive that makes so many men leave their families, along with abusing people and glorifying the murder of animals and just being heartless and umempathetic in general tbh</p></blockquote> <p><i>&gt; thats because when kids grow up without dads its either because they passed away or abandoned their family. </i></p><p>You forgot to include “jail”. Which is kind of a big problem in…certain communities.</p><p><i> &gt;masculinity has nothing to do with it. masculinity is, however, the drive that makes so many men leave their families,<br/></i><br/>Last time I checked, men who abandoned their families were heavily stigmatized.<br/><br/><i>&gt;along with abusing people</i><br/><br/>Again, abuse by men is heavily stigmatized. A woman, however, can frequently smack around a man in public, and many onlookers will assume he deserves it. If he calls the cops, they’re more likely to arrest him for supposedly forcing the woman to “defend herself”.<br/><br/><i>&gt;and glorifying the murder of animals</i><br/><br/>Do you think hunting is somehow worse when it’s done with a 30-06 round to the heart instead of tooth and claw? Maiming the animal, watching it run away, then following it for hours until it finally collapses from pain and blood loss?<br/><br/><i>&gt;and just being heartless and umempathetic in general </i><br/><br/>Said the person who has somehow failed to demonstrate the slightest bit of concern for men in this entire sad, rambling excuse for a post. <br/></p></blockquote>
Animals, Family, and Growing Up: Allie Beth Stuckey *
 @conservmillen
 If masculinity were truly toxic,
 then kids growing up without
 dads would presumably be
 better off than those who have
 them. But, they're not: they tend
 to be more depressed,
 aggressive & criminal. Truth is:
 we need more masculinity in
 society, not less.-->
 theconservativemillennialblog.co
 m/featured/our-s.
<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/171879330406/cdpony-thats-because-when-kids-grow-up-without" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://cdpony.tumblr.com/post/171739575684/thats-because-when-kids-grow-up-without-dads-its" class="tumblr_blog">cdpony</a>:</p><blockquote><p>….thats because when kids grow up without dads its either because they passed away or abandoned their family. masculinity has nothing to do with it. masculinity is, however, the drive that makes so many men leave their families, along with abusing people and glorifying the murder of animals and just being heartless and umempathetic in general tbh</p></blockquote>
<p><i>&gt;

thats because when kids grow up without dads its either because they passed away or abandoned their family. </i></p><p>You forgot to include “jail”. Which is kind of a big problem in…certain communities.</p><p><i> &gt;masculinity has nothing to do with it. masculinity is, however, the drive that makes so many men leave their families,<br/></i><br/>Last time I checked, men who abandoned their families were heavily stigmatized.<br/><br/><i>&gt;along with abusing people</i><br/><br/>Again, abuse by men is heavily stigmatized. A woman, however, can frequently smack around a man in public, and many onlookers will assume he deserves it. If he calls the cops, they’re more likely to arrest him for supposedly forcing the woman to “defend herself”.<br/><br/><i>&gt;and glorifying the murder of animals</i><br/><br/>Do you think hunting is somehow worse when it’s done with a 30-06 round to the heart instead of tooth and claw? Maiming the animal, watching it run away, then following it for hours until it finally collapses from pain and blood loss?<br/><br/><i>&gt;and just being heartless and umempathetic in general </i><br/><br/>Said the person who has somehow failed to demonstrate the slightest bit of concern for men in this entire sad, rambling excuse for a post.

<br/></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/171879330406/cdpony-thats-because-when-kids-grow-up-without" class="tumblr_blog">sir...

Alive, Anaconda, and Bailey Jay: THE HILL The Hill @thehill Florida survivor defends officer who did not enter shooting scene: Who wants to go down the barrel of an AR-15? hillcm/le7qEOd US 2/24/18, 7:25 PM 500 Retweets 1,572 Likes <p><a href="https://iamprincessbelle17.tumblr.com/post/171286785107/libertarirynn-oh-god-why-fivestarrejects" class="tumblr_blog">iamprincessbelle17</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171285689624/oh-god-why-fivestarrejects" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://oh-god-why.tumblr.com/post/171267721485/fivestarrejects" class="tumblr_blog">oh-god-why</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://fivestarrejects.tumblr.com/post/171257106105/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">fivestarrejects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171256787377/hot-chubbies-with-cheese-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hot-chubbies-with-cheese.tumblr.com/post/171256756089/libertarirynn-bahahaha-what-in-the-shit-wh" class="tumblr_blog">hot-chubbies-with-cheese</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171255999094/bahahaha-what-in-the-shit" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bahahaha what in the shit?</p></blockquote> <p>wh</p> <p><br/></p> <p>what?</p> </blockquote> <p>Huh…</p> </blockquote> <p>Isn’t this that same fucker who’s an actor? There’s pictures of him in California too. There’s pictures going around of his yearbook he doesn’t even go to that school. </p> <p>How is no one stopping this guy????</p> </blockquote> <p>wow its almost like people can…. move!! from one state to another! and even change schools when they do so because it would be impractical for them to fly out every single morning and fly back every single afternoon! also, there were MULTIPLE REPORTS that it sounded like there was more than one shooter because of the acoustics of the school, and I’m not gonna get too mad at a guy who didn’t immediately rush in with nothing but a pistol to defend himself and the students against what he probably thought was a group of people with automatic machine-guns. Are you gonna charge 3 people shooting at you with AR-15’s while using nothing to defend yourself except a handgun?</p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p> I’m not gonna get too mad at a guy who didn’t immediately rush in with nothing but a pistol to defend himself and the students against what he probably thought was a group of people with automatic machine-guns. Are you gonna charge 3 people shooting at you with AR-15’s while using nothing to defend yourself except a handgun?</p></blockquote> Look either resource officers are a useful defense against school shootings or they’re not. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t have a person whose job it supposedly is to protect students completely not do that job and then say “well I mean you can’t really blame him it is scary after all“.</blockquote> <p>As someone who suffers from PTSD, I am very familiar with how the brain reacts to trauma. This officer had a classic freeze response, which is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NATURAL IN A TRAUMATIC SITUATION. You people who are barrating him for being a fucking human being are disgusting. You don’t know that you wouldn’t do the same fucking thing, so lay off him. Don’t you think he already feels guilty enough?! He was SCARED. I would be too. Anyone who thinks this is okay to blame him for is a dick head and obviously needs to take a psychology class. He couldn’t help how his brain reacted. When in a traumatic situation, one freezes because their body chooses to conserve its energy in order to keep the person alive. His hands and legs may have been shaky and unable to move because the blood flow that normally goes to those extremities is pumping fully into his heart to keep it beating. All unneccesary parts of the brain shut down and all the energy of the brain is used to keep the person’s heart pumping and keep their lungs breathing in air. That’s also why when panicked its harder to breathe. Your body is trying to get as much oxygen as physically possible so you don’t die. So ya’ll just fucking chill about this man. Its a natural and involuntary response to trauma and you weren’t there. Fuck you for being part of the problem.</p></blockquote> <p><i>The point</i> is that clearly police officers are not these infallible superhumans who can be 100% trusted to protect us so it’s ridiculous to suggest that they are the only ones who need guns. People go on and on about the extensive training these people get and how if we are ever in trouble we can just call the police and we don’t need to worry about arming ourselves but then shit like this happens and the reality is it’s not even uncommon for police officers to choose saving their own hides over protecting other people. We know cops are human. That’s why we don’t put all of our trust in them.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="200" data-tumblr-attribution="cubieapp-blog:R-_GwJNBNVcuyQhcWhnj8g:ZWnzBvqyULo-"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c54cfa19060ccbea9ca669aaa752af4/tumblr_mqqfd6o9je1rx54ajo1_400.gifv" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="200"/></figure>
Alive, Anaconda, and Bailey Jay: THE
 HILL
 The Hill
 @thehill
 Florida survivor defends officer who
 did not enter shooting scene: Who
 wants to go down the barrel of an
 AR-15? hillcm/le7qEOd
 US
 2/24/18, 7:25 PM
 500 Retweets 1,572 Likes
<p><a href="https://iamprincessbelle17.tumblr.com/post/171286785107/libertarirynn-oh-god-why-fivestarrejects" class="tumblr_blog">iamprincessbelle17</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171285689624/oh-god-why-fivestarrejects" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://oh-god-why.tumblr.com/post/171267721485/fivestarrejects" class="tumblr_blog">oh-god-why</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://fivestarrejects.tumblr.com/post/171257106105/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">fivestarrejects</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171256787377/hot-chubbies-with-cheese-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://hot-chubbies-with-cheese.tumblr.com/post/171256756089/libertarirynn-bahahaha-what-in-the-shit-wh" class="tumblr_blog">hot-chubbies-with-cheese</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171255999094/bahahaha-what-in-the-shit" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Bahahaha what in the shit?</p></blockquote>

<p>wh</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>what?</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Huh…</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Isn’t this that same fucker who’s an actor? There’s pictures of him in California too. There’s pictures going around of his yearbook he doesn’t even go to that school. </p>
<p>How is no one stopping this guy????</p>
</blockquote>
<p>wow its almost like people can…. move!! from one state to another! and even change schools when they do so because it would be impractical for them to fly out every single morning and fly back every single afternoon! also, there were MULTIPLE REPORTS that it sounded like there was more than one shooter because of the acoustics of the school, and I’m not gonna get too mad at a guy who didn’t immediately rush in with nothing but a pistol to defend himself and the students against what he probably thought was a group of people with automatic machine-guns. Are you gonna charge 3 people shooting at you with AR-15’s while using nothing to defend yourself except a handgun?</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote><p> I’m not gonna get too mad at a guy who didn’t immediately rush in with nothing but a pistol to defend himself and the students against what he probably thought was a group of people with automatic machine-guns. Are you gonna charge 3 people shooting at you with AR-15’s while using nothing to defend yourself except a handgun?</p></blockquote>

Look either resource officers are a useful defense against school shootings or they’re not. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t have a person whose job it supposedly is to protect students completely not do that job and then say “well I mean you can’t really blame him it is scary after all“.</blockquote>

<p>As someone who suffers from PTSD, I am very familiar with how the brain reacts to trauma. This officer had a classic freeze response, which is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NATURAL IN A TRAUMATIC SITUATION. You people who are barrating him for being a fucking human being are disgusting. You don’t know that you wouldn’t do the same fucking thing, so lay off him. Don’t you think he already feels guilty enough?! He was SCARED. I would be too. Anyone who thinks this is okay to blame him for is a dick head and obviously needs to take a psychology class. He couldn’t help how his brain reacted. When in a traumatic situation, one freezes because their body chooses to conserve its energy in order to keep the person alive. His hands and legs may have been shaky and unable to move because the blood flow that normally goes to those extremities is pumping fully into his heart to keep it beating. All unneccesary parts of the brain shut down and all the energy of the brain is used to keep the person’s heart pumping and keep their lungs breathing in air. That’s also why when panicked its harder to breathe. Your body is trying to get as much oxygen as physically possible so you don’t die. So ya’ll just fucking chill about this man. Its a natural and involuntary response to trauma and you weren’t there. Fuck you for being part of the problem.</p></blockquote>

<p><i>The point</i> is that clearly police officers are not these infallible superhumans who can be 100% trusted to protect us so it’s ridiculous to suggest that they are the only ones who need guns. People go on and on about the extensive training these people get and how if we are ever in trouble we can just call the police and we don’t need to worry about arming ourselves but then shit like this happens and the reality is it’s not even uncommon for police officers to choose saving their own hides over protecting other people. We know cops are human. That’s why we don’t put all of our trust in them.</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="200" data-tumblr-attribution="cubieapp-blog:R-_GwJNBNVcuyQhcWhnj8g:ZWnzBvqyULo-"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c54cfa19060ccbea9ca669aaa752af4/tumblr_mqqfd6o9je1rx54ajo1_400.gifv" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="200"/></figure>

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God, Guns, and Huh: THE HILL The Hill @thehill Florida survivor defends officer who did not enter shooting scene: Who wants to go down the barrel of an AR-15? hillcm/le7qEOd US 2/24/18, 7:25 PM 500 Retweets 1,572 Likes <p><a href="http://oh-god-why.tumblr.com/post/171267721485/fivestarrejects" class="tumblr_blog">oh-god-why</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://fivestarrejects.tumblr.com/post/171257106105/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">fivestarrejects</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171256787377/hot-chubbies-with-cheese-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hot-chubbies-with-cheese.tumblr.com/post/171256756089/libertarirynn-bahahaha-what-in-the-shit-wh" class="tumblr_blog">hot-chubbies-with-cheese</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171255999094/bahahaha-what-in-the-shit" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bahahaha what in the shit?</p></blockquote> <p>wh</p> <p><br/></p> <p>what?</p> </blockquote> <p>Huh…</p> </blockquote> <p>Isn’t this that same fucker who’s an actor? There’s pictures of him in California too. There’s pictures going around of his yearbook he doesn’t even go to that school. </p> <p>How is no one stopping this guy????</p> </blockquote> <p>wow its almost like people can…. move!! from one state to another! and even change schools when they do so because it would be impractical for them to fly out every single morning and fly back every single afternoon! also, there were MULTIPLE REPORTS that it sounded like there was more than one shooter because of the acoustics of the school, and I’m not gonna get too mad at a guy who didn’t immediately rush in with nothing but a pistol to defend himself and the students against what he probably thought was a group of people with automatic machine-guns. Are you gonna charge 3 people shooting at you with AR-15’s while using nothing to defend yourself except a handgun?</p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p> I’m not gonna get too mad at a guy who didn’t immediately rush in with nothing but a pistol to defend himself and the students against what he probably thought was a group of people with automatic machine-guns. Are you gonna charge 3 people shooting at you with AR-15’s while using nothing to defend yourself except a handgun?</p></blockquote> Look either resource officers are a useful defense against school shootings or they’re not. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t have a person whose job it supposedly is to protect students completely not do that job and then say “well I mean you can’t really blame him it is scary after all“.
God, Guns, and Huh: THE
 HILL
 The Hill
 @thehill
 Florida survivor defends officer who
 did not enter shooting scene: Who
 wants to go down the barrel of an
 AR-15? hillcm/le7qEOd
 US
 2/24/18, 7:25 PM
 500 Retweets 1,572 Likes
<p><a href="http://oh-god-why.tumblr.com/post/171267721485/fivestarrejects" class="tumblr_blog">oh-god-why</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="http://fivestarrejects.tumblr.com/post/171257106105/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">fivestarrejects</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171256787377/hot-chubbies-with-cheese-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://hot-chubbies-with-cheese.tumblr.com/post/171256756089/libertarirynn-bahahaha-what-in-the-shit-wh" class="tumblr_blog">hot-chubbies-with-cheese</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/171255999094/bahahaha-what-in-the-shit" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Bahahaha what in the shit?</p></blockquote>

<p>wh</p>
<p><br/></p>
<p>what?</p>
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<p>Huh…</p>
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<p>Isn’t this that same fucker who’s an actor? There’s pictures of him in California too. There’s pictures going around of his yearbook he doesn’t even go to that school. </p>
<p>How is no one stopping this guy????</p>
</blockquote>
<p>wow its almost like people can…. move!! from one state to another! and even change schools when they do so because it would be impractical for them to fly out every single morning and fly back every single afternoon! also, there were MULTIPLE REPORTS that it sounded like there was more than one shooter because of the acoustics of the school, and I’m not gonna get too mad at a guy who didn’t immediately rush in with nothing but a pistol to defend himself and the students against what he probably thought was a group of people with automatic machine-guns. Are you gonna charge 3 people shooting at you with AR-15’s while using nothing to defend yourself except a handgun?</p>
</blockquote>
<blockquote><p> I’m not gonna get too mad at a guy who didn’t immediately rush in with nothing but a pistol to defend himself and the students against what he probably thought was a group of people with automatic machine-guns. Are you gonna charge 3 people shooting at you with AR-15’s while using nothing to defend yourself except a handgun?</p></blockquote>

Look either resource officers are a useful defense against school shootings or they’re not. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t have a person whose job it supposedly is to protect students completely not do that job and then say “well I mean you can’t really blame him it is scary after all“.

<p><a href="http://oh-god-why.tumblr.com/post/171267721485/fivestarrejects" class="tumblr_blog">oh-god-why</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="...

Chill, Drinking, and Fire: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS S18.42 lb Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up. It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to the beat of your music. This thing is sure to make you like a douche on any occasion. DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL $29.95 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews. Here's an easy way to liven up a party without actually drinking out of the tusk of an endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand. PRAYING MANTIS EGGS $7.85 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises running around outside their house? I've heard this is a good way to get rid of bug populations. It can also land you with a neat little pet. MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY S14.99 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a powerful magnet that you can use like a snake charmer like the picture above. SODA CAN BUG SCREEN S3.78 I have never been the same after a wasp flew into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was little. Whoever made this deserves a medal. Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so shipping might be pricey. CROW MASK $34.95 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask, it's time for a change. Someone should wear this with a black hoodie and chill out in a graveyard for a while. BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT $21.99 ATT9.om This kit allows you to make a working ballista that you can fire from your desk. Using the provided ammunition, this thing supposedly shoots up to 30 feet. <p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/160746295233/you-can-buy-these-stuffs-at-novelty-gift-ideas" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/">You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas</a></b></p></blockquote>
Chill, Drinking, and Fire: SOUND ACTIVATED CAR STICKERS
 S18.42
 lb
 Stick this in your back windshield and wire it up.
 It puts on a little light show with some LEDs to
 the beat of your music. This thing is sure to
 make you like a douche on any occasion.
 DASHORN DRINKING VESSEL
 $29.95
 It's hard to go wrong with ten 5-star reviews.
 Here's an easy way to liven up a party without
 actually drinking out of the tusk of an
 endangered animal. Das Horn is made out of
 BPA-free plastic and a stainless steel rim. It
 holds up to 24 ounces and comes with a stand.

 PRAYING MANTIS EGGS
 $7.85
 Who doesn't want hundreds of praying mantises
 running around outside their house? I've heard
 this is a good way to get rid of bug populations.
 It can also land you with a neat little pet.
 MAGNETIC THINKING PUTTY
 S14.99
 It's silly putty. It has all of the awesome
 properties of silly putty PLUS it's magnetic. This
 was a fucking awesome idea. It comes with a
 powerful magnet that you can use like a snake
 charmer like the picture above.

 SODA CAN BUG SCREEN
 S3.78
 I have never been the same after a wasp flew
 into my Mountain Dew at the pool when I was
 little. Whoever made this deserves a medal.
 Unfortunately, they ship from the UK so
 shipping might be pricey.
 CROW MASK
 $34.95
 Confuse the shit out of people with this detailed
 crow mask. With the overuse of the horse mask,
 it's time for a change. Someone should wear
 this with a black hoodie and chill out in a
 graveyard for a while.

 BUILD YOUR OWN BALLISTA KIT
 $21.99
 ATT9.om
 This kit allows you to make a working ballista
 that you can fire from your desk. Using the
 provided ammunition, this thing supposedly
 shoots up to 30 feet.
<p><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.tumblr.com/post/160746295233/you-can-buy-these-stuffs-at-novelty-gift-ideas" class="tumblr_blog">novelty-gift-ideas</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b><a href="https://novelty-gift-ideas.com/">You can buy these stuffs at Novelty Gift Ideas</a></b></p></blockquote>

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Bad, Carrie Fisher, and Daisy Ridley: ARİETY HOME FILM/ NEWS Daisy Ridley Doesn't Want to Play Rey After 'Star Wars: Episode IX' . Rebecca Rubin November 30, 2017 12:11PM PST Switch to Verizon unlimited. verizon Courtesy of Disne However, she hasn't completely ruled out revisiting the role in the distant future "Who knows? I honestly feel like the world may end in the next 30 years, so, if in 30 years, we are not living underground in a series of interconnected cells, then sure. Maybe," she said. "But again, it's like, who knows." <p><a href="https://lord-dio-official.tumblr.com/post/169100838243/libertarirynn-joshpeck-daisy-ridley-talking" class="tumblr_blog">lord-dio-official</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169100428164/joshpeck-daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://joshpeckofficial.com/post/168948838043/daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in-star-wars-in" class="tumblr_blog">joshpeck</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood</p></blockquote> <p>Silly Daisy, there is no escape. Harrison warned you. He wanted Han dead for 40 years before they gave it to him, and even now he’s pretty much just stuck reprising his two other famous roles. Carrie Fisher barely did anything after Star Wars. Mark Hamill was exiled to voice work just to get away from Luke. They will bring you back as a Jedi master. They will bring you back as a Force ghost. If you die they will bring you back with CGI. You signed your soul away to Disney. They own you now. You will plead for release but they will only laugh at you. You will be assimilated. Life as you know it is over.</p> </blockquote> <p>I actually just learned that one of the main reasons Mark was put onto voice acting was because he got into a pretty bad accident that affected his face</p> </blockquote> <p>Eh, it really didn’t mess up his face that badly. It supposedly happened during or right after the filming of the first SW movie and he was fine except for a scar or two. He did have to have surgery but he only broke his nose and cheekbone and he was in the other two movies so it didn’t affect his ability to be on screen. Mark has said before the reports of his injuries were much exaggerated.</p>
Bad, Carrie Fisher, and Daisy Ridley: ARİETY
 HOME FILM/ NEWS
 Daisy Ridley Doesn't Want to Play
 Rey After 'Star Wars: Episode IX'
 . Rebecca Rubin
 November 30, 2017 12:11PM PST
 Switch to Verizon
 unlimited.
 verizon
 Courtesy of Disne

 However, she hasn't completely ruled out revisiting the
 role in the distant future
 "Who knows? I honestly feel like the world may end in
 the next 30 years, so, if in 30 years, we are not living
 underground in a series of interconnected cells, then
 sure. Maybe," she said. "But again, it's like, who
 knows."
<p><a href="https://lord-dio-official.tumblr.com/post/169100838243/libertarirynn-joshpeck-daisy-ridley-talking" class="tumblr_blog">lord-dio-official</a>:</p><blockquote>
<p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/169100428164/joshpeck-daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://joshpeckofficial.com/post/168948838043/daisy-ridley-talking-about-being-in-star-wars-in" class="tumblr_blog">joshpeck</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Daisy Ridley talking about being in Star Wars in the future is a big mood</p></blockquote>

<p>Silly Daisy, there is no escape. Harrison warned you. He wanted Han dead for 40 years before they gave it to him, and even now he’s pretty much just stuck reprising his two other famous roles. Carrie Fisher barely did anything after Star Wars. Mark Hamill was exiled to voice work just to get away from Luke. They will bring you back as a Jedi master. They will bring you back as a Force ghost. If you die they will bring you back with CGI. You signed your soul away to Disney. They own you now. You will plead for release but they will only laugh at you. You will be assimilated. Life as you know it is over.</p>
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<p>I actually just learned that one of the main reasons Mark was put onto voice acting was because he got into a pretty bad accident that affected his face</p>
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<p>Eh, it really didn’t mess up his face that badly. It supposedly happened during or right after the filming of the first SW movie and he was fine except for a scar or two. He did have to have surgery but he only broke his nose and cheekbone and he was in the other two movies so it didn’t affect his ability to be on screen. Mark has said before the reports of his injuries were much exaggerated.</p>

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Gif, God, and Oh My God: RIP Bunny <p><a href="http://sorairo-deizu.tumblr.com/post/168528446952/valiantlyrainybouquet-tinysaurus-rex" class="tumblr_blog">sorairo-deizu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://valiantlyrainybouquet.tumblr.com/post/165984686336/tinysaurus-rex-saffarren-dinnermess" class="tumblr_blog">valiantlyrainybouquet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tinysaurus-rex.tumblr.com/post/165967308370/saffarren-dinnermess-hiyokoifish" class="tumblr_blog">tinysaurus-rex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://saffarren.tumblr.com/post/165966770662/dinnermess-hiyokoifish-thered498cp" class="tumblr_blog">saffarren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dinnermess.tumblr.com/post/165960729374/hiyokoifish-thered498cp-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">dinnermess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hiyokoifish.tumblr.com/post/165935092780/thered498cp-celticpyro-vividroute" class="tumblr_blog">hiyokoifish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thered498cp.tumblr.com/post/165931777444/celticpyro-vividroute-jurvektheblogsmer" class="tumblr_blog">thered498cp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/165831549754/vividroute-jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vividroute.tumblr.com/post/165412823241/jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">vividroute</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jurvektheblogsmer.tumblr.com/post/165315729003/nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">jurvektheblogsmer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>NooOOO</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b7a613ccf50a90d339cf800236e2816/tumblr_inline_owe6pjiWIE1qic1sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b3b35640861fd2e2d9523dec8d42735/tumblr_inline_owzvqmwWyw1t1foa1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="kixianth-blog:fJPn4wAdD6XTYY4zU3jQlg:Z7l1nvwYsN1q"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2533077ceae7acb3d58ad5026c73f419/tumblr_mu0pnwGwVm1rrpj39o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p> Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god thank you phoenix wright</p> </blockquote> <p>yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.</p> </blockquote> <p>Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="256" data-tumblr-attribution="oddgert:Fc431R2DBtBWpSIEIuvulQ:ZACrOt1QI764r"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f43171b88b5185e309ec0cbc9a381589/tumblr_nbkbgoPAf31s2410lo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="256"/></figure><p>Feel free to explain that.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="177" data-tumblr-attribution="mitsuruges:fgyUxIp6jZIrEL_5s7xKKA:ZAeDCk2PfA1iN"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/98a2eb9f4d8b38fa9e756460028bfcc6/tumblr_ovrfuzvmIt1uym9ezo1_250.gif" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="177"/></figure><p>I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="217" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ba543df065f38f84e807967a4decf24/tumblr_inline_ox70qm4OIo1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="217" data-orig-width="332"/></figure><p>The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="993" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4bc882e3fefb5ab2fd29b74148d754c3/tumblr_inline_ox70qmgneR1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="993" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2df43b71ce8383b71b946ea3cdf7ddc6/tumblr_inline_ox70qniqRJ1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"/></figure><p>In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon. </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="620"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0e31c8e1ceb66d60488948bceb51d8a6/tumblr_inline_ox70qn5FC01ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="620"/></figure><p>These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8ed25d0ba1db5624603c091a6dff362b/tumblr_inline_p0xtke83Oc1szd9fm_540.png" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>
Gif, God, and Oh My God: RIP Bunny
<p><a href="http://sorairo-deizu.tumblr.com/post/168528446952/valiantlyrainybouquet-tinysaurus-rex" class="tumblr_blog">sorairo-deizu</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://valiantlyrainybouquet.tumblr.com/post/165984686336/tinysaurus-rex-saffarren-dinnermess" class="tumblr_blog">valiantlyrainybouquet</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://tinysaurus-rex.tumblr.com/post/165967308370/saffarren-dinnermess-hiyokoifish" class="tumblr_blog">tinysaurus-rex</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://saffarren.tumblr.com/post/165966770662/dinnermess-hiyokoifish-thered498cp" class="tumblr_blog">saffarren</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://dinnermess.tumblr.com/post/165960729374/hiyokoifish-thered498cp-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">dinnermess</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://hiyokoifish.tumblr.com/post/165935092780/thered498cp-celticpyro-vividroute" class="tumblr_blog">hiyokoifish</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://thered498cp.tumblr.com/post/165931777444/celticpyro-vividroute-jurvektheblogsmer" class="tumblr_blog">thered498cp</a>:</p>

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<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/165831549754/vividroute-jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://vividroute.tumblr.com/post/165412823241/jurvektheblogsmer-nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">vividroute</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://jurvektheblogsmer.tumblr.com/post/165315729003/nooooo" class="tumblr_blog">jurvektheblogsmer</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>NooOOO</p></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b7a613ccf50a90d339cf800236e2816/tumblr_inline_owe6pjiWIE1qic1sa_500.jpg" data-orig-height="309" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6b3b35640861fd2e2d9523dec8d42735/tumblr_inline_owzvqmwWyw1t1foa1_540.jpg" data-orig-height="611" data-orig-width="540"/></figure></blockquote>

<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="kixianth-blog:fJPn4wAdD6XTYY4zU3jQlg:Z7l1nvwYsN1q"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2533077ceae7acb3d58ad5026c73f419/tumblr_mu0pnwGwVm1rrpj39o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="281" data-orig-width="500"/></figure><p> Those appear to be bird tracks rather than bunny tracks! Ergo, it was a bird hopping and then taking off, not a bunny getting taken away!</p>
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<p>oh my god thank you phoenix wright</p>
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<p>yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.</p>
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<p>Forgive my sceptism, but why would a bird with a supposedly wide wingspan hop around in the snow in the first place when tree branches would suffice in the beginning?</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="256" data-tumblr-attribution="oddgert:Fc431R2DBtBWpSIEIuvulQ:ZACrOt1QI764r"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f43171b88b5185e309ec0cbc9a381589/tumblr_nbkbgoPAf31s2410lo1_400.gif" data-orig-height="192" data-orig-width="256"/></figure><p>Feel free to explain that.</p>
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<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="177" data-tumblr-attribution="mitsuruges:fgyUxIp6jZIrEL_5s7xKKA:ZAeDCk2PfA1iN"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/98a2eb9f4d8b38fa9e756460028bfcc6/tumblr_ovrfuzvmIt1uym9ezo1_250.gif" data-orig-height="180" data-orig-width="177"/></figure><p>I’ll be real I don’t know much about Phoenix Wright. But! I do know a lot about birds. </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="217" data-orig-width="332"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ba543df065f38f84e807967a4decf24/tumblr_inline_ox70qm4OIo1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="217" data-orig-width="332"/></figure><p>The mighty ptarmagin! Practically a feathered rabbit, these magnificent creatures are built for the snow. </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="993" data-orig-width="1280"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4bc882e3fefb5ab2fd29b74148d754c3/tumblr_inline_ox70qmgneR1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="993" data-orig-width="1280"/></figure><p>Look at those boots! Wonderfully feathered. They spend most of their time as little snow lumps.</p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2df43b71ce8383b71b946ea3cdf7ddc6/tumblr_inline_ox70qniqRJ1ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="480" data-orig-width="640"/></figure><p>In fact, they’re very well known for the above phenomenon. </p>
<figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="620"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0e31c8e1ceb66d60488948bceb51d8a6/tumblr_inline_ox70qn5FC01ta40au_500.jpg" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-width="620"/></figure><p>These ptarmagin trails are a pretty common sight!</p>
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<p>Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨</p>
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Apple, Beats by Dre, and Dr. Dre: Suge Knight Claims Dr. Dre Paid $20,000 to Have Him Killed @balleralert Suge Knight Claims Dr. Dre Paid $20,000 to Have Him Killed - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in 2016, SugeKnight filed a suit against co-founder of Death Row Records, DrDre, accusing him of hiring a hit man to take him out a few years prior. At the time of the alleged murder for hire plot, Dre had just secured the billion dollar Beats By Dre x Apple deal. However, Knight claims he had a lifetime contract with Dre, which supposedly forced the music producer to cough up $300 million of the deal. In an attempt to skip out on the payment, Knight claimed Dre ordered a $50,000 hit on him, which resulted in the 2014 1Oak shooting of Knight. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now one year later, Knight is back with similar claims against the superstar record producer. This time, Knight claims Dre paid $20,000 to have him killed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In legal docs obtained by TMZ, Knight claims he was shown a check back in July of 2016 that was made out to a man named Dwayne Johnson. He says the check was made out by Dr. Dre to have Knight killed, the same day the music exec fatally ran over Terry Carter at Tam’s. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Knight claims Johnson also told him and a private investigator that the $20,000 check was partial payment for “Dwayne Johnson to participate in my murder,” the documents state. However, according to TMZ, Knight’s allegations may be a ploy to get himself off the hook, as he claims he had reason to fear for his life when he entered Tam’s parking lot. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As a result, Knight asked a judge to check Dre’s financial records to prove he paid for the hit, however, the judge denied the motion.
Apple, Beats by Dre, and Dr. Dre: Suge Knight Claims Dr. Dre Paid
 $20,000 to Have Him Killed
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Suge Knight Claims Dr. Dre Paid $20,000 to Have Him Killed - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in 2016, SugeKnight filed a suit against co-founder of Death Row Records, DrDre, accusing him of hiring a hit man to take him out a few years prior. At the time of the alleged murder for hire plot, Dre had just secured the billion dollar Beats By Dre x Apple deal. However, Knight claims he had a lifetime contract with Dre, which supposedly forced the music producer to cough up $300 million of the deal. In an attempt to skip out on the payment, Knight claimed Dre ordered a $50,000 hit on him, which resulted in the 2014 1Oak shooting of Knight. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Now one year later, Knight is back with similar claims against the superstar record producer. This time, Knight claims Dre paid $20,000 to have him killed. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In legal docs obtained by TMZ, Knight claims he was shown a check back in July of 2016 that was made out to a man named Dwayne Johnson. He says the check was made out by Dr. Dre to have Knight killed, the same day the music exec fatally ran over Terry Carter at Tam’s. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Knight claims Johnson also told him and a private investigator that the $20,000 check was partial payment for “Dwayne Johnson to participate in my murder,” the documents state. However, according to TMZ, Knight’s allegations may be a ploy to get himself off the hook, as he claims he had reason to fear for his life when he entered Tam’s parking lot. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As a result, Knight asked a judge to check Dre’s financial records to prove he paid for the hit, however, the judge denied the motion.

Suge Knight Claims Dr. Dre Paid $20,000 to Have Him Killed - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Back in 2016, SugeKnight filed a suit agai...