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'Airport security found something suspicious in our friend's suitcase' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

'Airport security found something suspicious in our friend's suitcase' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Suspicious: epochayur people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted oonabashed This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in goggles saw me do it. He wanted to know how, so I told him I was part mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove it, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten minutes I executed any number of water related feats- I've been swimming since I was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in high school. I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. ifted him over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable. So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise. He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came back and was like.... "You were right about adults. "Yeah kid, I know." "Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I gotta tell someone!" "Well. You need to establish some credibility first," I told him. "You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific 11 thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you." He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed them?" and I said it was against half mermaid rules to show adults anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously. He spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how to do a backstroke I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing marky-mark-quack-quack-quack 698,054 notes People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
Suspicious: epochayur
 people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open
 are not to be trusted
 oonabashed
 This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in
 goggles saw me do it. He wanted to know how, so I told him I was part
 mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove
 it, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his
 mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he
 ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten
 minutes I executed any number of water related feats- I've been
 swimming since I was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in
 high school. I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without
 taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. ifted him
 over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without
 moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike
 off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a
 dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable.
 So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was
 losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise.
 He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled
 and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came
 back and was like.... "You were right about adults. "Yeah kid, I
 know." "Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I
 gotta tell someone!" "Well. You need to establish some credibility first,"
 I told him. "You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific
 11
 thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you."
 He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed
 them?" and I said it was against half mermaid rules to show adults
 anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously. He
 spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him
 how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how
 to do a backstroke
 I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing
 marky-mark-quack-quack-quack
 698,054 notes
People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

Suspicious: epochayur people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted oonabashed This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in goggles saw me do it. He wanted to know how, so I told him I was part mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove t, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten minutes l executed any number of water related feats- I've been swimming since l was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in high school. I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. I lifted him over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came back and was like... You were right about adults." "Yeah kid,I know." Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I gotta tell someone!" "Well. You need to establish some credibility first," Itold him. You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you." He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed them?" and I said it was against half mermaid rules to show adults anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously. He spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how to do a backstroke I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing marky-mark-quack-quack-quack 698,054 notes People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
Suspicious: epochayur
 people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open
 are not to be trusted
 oonabashed
 This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in
 goggles saw me do it. He wanted to know how, so I told him I was part
 mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove
 t, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his
 mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he
 ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten
 minutes l executed any number of water related feats- I've been
 swimming since l was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in
 high school. I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without
 taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. I lifted him
 over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without
 moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike
 off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a
 dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable
 So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was
 losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise
 He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled
 and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came
 back and was like... You were right about adults." "Yeah kid,I
 know." Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I
 gotta tell someone!" "Well. You need to establish some credibility first,"
 Itold him. You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific
 thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you."
 He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed
 them?" and I said it was against half mermaid rules to show adults
 anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously. He
 spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him
 how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how
 to do a backstroke
 I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing
 marky-mark-quack-quack-quack
 698,054 notes
People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

Suspicious: RACISTS ARE NOT WELCOME IN OUR CITY WE SUPPORT OUR MUSLIM NEIGHBORS WE SUPPORT OUR UNDOCUMENTED NEIGHBORS WE SUPPORT OUR LGBTQ NEIGHBORS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED NO BORDERS NO NATIONS JUST PEOPLE THIS IS AN ANTIFA ZONE <p><a href="https://reactionaryhater.tumblr.com/post/160667745014/social-darwin-awards-reasonandempathy" class="tumblr_blog">reactionaryhater</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://social-darwin-awards.tumblr.com/post/160666775253/reasonandempathy-sighinastorm-cisnowflake" class="tumblr_blog">social-darwin-awards</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/160666527879/sighinastorm-cisnowflake-bransrath" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://sighinastorm.tumblr.com/post/160662345535/cisnowflake-bransrath-jingopatriot" class="tumblr_blog">sighinastorm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/160660275826/bransrath-jingopatriot-jeremyvyoral72" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bransrath.tumblr.com/post/160660094431/jingopatriot-jeremyvyoral72-libfas-no" class="tumblr_blog">bransrath</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jingopatriot.tumblr.com/post/160659231654/jeremyvyoral72-libfas-no-borders-our" class="tumblr_blog">jingopatriot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://jeremyvyoral72.tumblr.com/post/160658008898/libfas-no-borders-our-rules-apply-in-this" class="tumblr_blog">jeremyvyoral72</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://libfas.tumblr.com/post/160652301628/no-borders-our-rules-apply-in-this-specific" class="tumblr_blog">libfas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>β€œNO BORDERS”</b></p> <p><b>β€œOUR RULES APPLY IN THIS SPECIFIC ZONE WE HAVE CLAIMED AS OURS”</b></p> <p>uhhhhhhh</p> </blockquote> <p>Good luck with that</p> </blockquote> <p>This is officially a tit wank zone</p> </blockquote> <p>Their muslim neighbors do not support them.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m always skeptical of nameless flyers like this. I’m as critical of antifa as anyone but you have to admit there’s a possibility that this was put out by someone trying to further inflame the situation.</p> </blockquote> <p>Or just someone who themselves printed something out to get notes.</p> </blockquote> <p>Who would do that!? /s</p> </blockquote> <p>&gt;paper clearly hasn’t been taped<br/>&gt;no sign of wear and tear<br/></p> <p>Gee, I wonder who’s behind this post…</p> </blockquote> <p>So, thanks to a comment from the OP I was able to find the source, which was actually an amazing stroke of luck to find in the thumbnails of a 5-hour stream, here.</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2F4yJTbBEozXo%3Ft%3D1h45m35s"><iframe id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4yJTbBEozXo?start=6335&amp;feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" allowfullscreen="" width="540" height="304" frameborder="0"></iframe></figure><p>This is β€œLive at the Boston Free Speech V Antifa” by Tim Poole, starting at 1:45:35.Β  You see a black bloc dressed person walk past and hand them to him, but then throw them at the ground instead (Antifa has some kind of no-talk list and I’ve seen them bring it up with Poole as well as Lauren Southern).Β  Also, why it’s in new condition, I admit that did make it look suspicious out of context.Β  So yeah you can never tell 100% what’s genuine, but if that’s a fake protester it’s really elaborate for a subtle lel.<br/></p><p><a href="https://tmblr.co/mixXhlp4GtnL7PQThI-7o3g">@libfas</a>, <a href="https://tmblr.co/maqpgLabaBFrTjV6tpuQDVw">@sighinastorm</a>, <a href="https://tmblr.co/mYeEXURnr1RWJNU8yglAFjQ">@reasonandempathy</a>, would @cisnowflake too but tumblr won’t allow<br/></p></blockquote>
Suspicious: RACISTS ARE NOT WELCOME IN OUR
 CITY
 WE SUPPORT OUR MUSLIM NEIGHBORS
 WE SUPPORT OUR UNDOCUMENTED
 NEIGHBORS
 WE SUPPORT OUR LGBTQ NEIGHBORS
 YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
 NO BORDERS
 NO NATIONS
 JUST PEOPLE
 THIS IS AN ANTIFA ZONE
<p><a href="https://reactionaryhater.tumblr.com/post/160667745014/social-darwin-awards-reasonandempathy" class="tumblr_blog">reactionaryhater</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p><a href="http://social-darwin-awards.tumblr.com/post/160666775253/reasonandempathy-sighinastorm-cisnowflake" class="tumblr_blog">social-darwin-awards</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/160666527879/sighinastorm-cisnowflake-bransrath" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://sighinastorm.tumblr.com/post/160662345535/cisnowflake-bransrath-jingopatriot" class="tumblr_blog">sighinastorm</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://cisnowflake.tumblr.com/post/160660275826/bransrath-jingopatriot-jeremyvyoral72" class="tumblr_blog">cisnowflake</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="http://bransrath.tumblr.com/post/160660094431/jingopatriot-jeremyvyoral72-libfas-no" class="tumblr_blog">bransrath</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://jingopatriot.tumblr.com/post/160659231654/jeremyvyoral72-libfas-no-borders-our" class="tumblr_blog">jingopatriot</a>:</p>
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<p><a href="https://jeremyvyoral72.tumblr.com/post/160658008898/libfas-no-borders-our-rules-apply-in-this" class="tumblr_blog">jeremyvyoral72</a>:</p>

<blockquote>
<p><a href="http://libfas.tumblr.com/post/160652301628/no-borders-our-rules-apply-in-this-specific" class="tumblr_blog">libfas</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<p><b>β€œNO BORDERS”</b></p>
<p><b>β€œOUR RULES APPLY IN THIS SPECIFIC ZONE WE HAVE CLAIMED AS OURS”</b></p>
<p>uhhhhhhh</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Good luck with that</p>
</blockquote>

<p>This is officially a tit wank zone</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Their muslim neighbors do not support them.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>I’m always skeptical of nameless flyers like this. I’m as critical of antifa as anyone but you have to admit there’s a possibility that this was put out by someone trying to further inflame the situation.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Or just someone who themselves printed something out to get notes.</p>
</blockquote>

<p>Who would do that!? /s</p>
</blockquote>
<p>&gt;paper clearly hasn’t been taped<br/>&gt;no sign of wear and tear<br/></p>
<p>Gee, I wonder who’s behind this post…</p>
</blockquote>
<p>So, thanks to a comment from the OP I was able to find the source, which was actually an amazing stroke of luck to find in the thumbnails of a 5-hour stream, here.</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2F4yJTbBEozXo%3Ft%3D1h45m35s"><iframe id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4yJTbBEozXo?start=6335&amp;feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" allowfullscreen="" width="540" height="304" frameborder="0"></iframe></figure><p>This is β€œLive at the Boston Free Speech V Antifa” by Tim Poole, starting at 1:45:35.Β  You see a black bloc dressed person walk past and hand them to him, but then throw them at the ground instead (Antifa has some kind of no-talk list and I’ve seen them bring it up with Poole as well as Lauren Southern).Β  Also, why it’s in new condition, I admit that did make it look suspicious out of context.Β  So yeah you can never tell 100% what’s genuine, but if that’s a fake protester it’s really elaborate for a subtle lel.<br/></p><p><a href="https://tmblr.co/mixXhlp4GtnL7PQThI-7o3g">@libfas</a>, <a href="https://tmblr.co/maqpgLabaBFrTjV6tpuQDVw">@sighinastorm</a>, <a href="https://tmblr.co/mYeEXURnr1RWJNU8yglAFjQ">@reasonandempathy</a>, would @cisnowflake too but tumblr won’t allow<br/></p></blockquote>

<p><a href="https://reactionaryhater.tumblr.com/post/160667745014/social-darwin-awards-reasonandempathy" class="tumblr_blog">reactionaryh...