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Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Animals: 2 Oo how is this ok?!?! And in the handful of the 175 reviews I perused, NO ONE MENTIONED IT!! 36% 7:49 PM เขื่ 36% 7:48 PM https://www.amazon.com/gp 公 욜 https://www.amazon.com/gr ® NEW & INTERESTING FINDS ON AMAZON EXPLORE Back amazon prime Deliver to Nicole- Hanover Park 60133 Struggle Function Instruct kid to show concem to their little friends and animals. Swing goose will struggle if being lifted by the neck. A humanized design and interactive game for kids amažon View in the Amazon app STEM Learning CLUB through play Toyk TOYK Baby Toys, Dancing Hip Hop Goose, Super Fun, Educational Music Toys For Toddlers ☆☆☆☆☆ 175 Amazon's Choice Highlights for this product Struggle Function for Price: 23.85-/prime l FREE One-Day With Deal: $20.23 You Save: $3.62 (15%) Get FREE deliverv Tomorrow if vou order $35 of AbaW di 3 Comments <p><a href="http://theeuglyspud.tumblr.com/post/174393674644/spiritworld-westfriend-watch-a-toy-goose" class="tumblr_blog">theeuglyspud</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://spiritworld.tumblr.com/post/174328711410/westfriend-watch-a-toy-goose-fucking-beg-for" class="tumblr_blog">spiritworld</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.westernsocietyfucked100years.com/post/174328655288" class="tumblr_blog">westfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DF5LWPrIrpnc"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F5LWPrIrpnc?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <h2>Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life</h2> </blockquote> <p>why do i feel like this is pretty racist?</p></blockquote> <p>Probably because being on this website has developed in you a strong tendency towards overanalyzing things.</p>
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<h2>Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life</h2>
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<p>why do i feel like this is pretty racist?</p></blockquote>

<p>Probably because being on this website has developed in you a strong tendency towards overanalyzing things.</p>

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Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Animals: 2 Oo how is this ok?!?! And in the handful of the 175 reviews I perused, NO ONE MENTIONED IT!! 36% 7:49 PM เขื่ 36% 7:48 PM https://www.amazon.com/gp 公 욜 https://www.amazon.com/gr ® NEW & INTERESTING FINDS ON AMAZON EXPLORE Back amazon prime Deliver to Nicole- Hanover Park 60133 Struggle Function Instruct kid to show concem to their little friends and animals. Swing goose will struggle if being lifted by the neck. A humanized design and interactive game for kids amažon View in the Amazon app STEM Learning CLUB through play Toyk TOYK Baby Toys, Dancing Hip Hop Goose, Super Fun, Educational Music Toys For Toddlers ☆☆☆☆☆ 175 Amazon's Choice Highlights for this product Struggle Function for Price: 23.85-/prime l FREE One-Day With Deal: $20.23 You Save: $3.62 (15%) Get FREE deliverv Tomorrow if vou order $35 of AbaW di 3 Comments <p><a href="https://spiritworld.tumblr.com/post/174328711410/westfriend-watch-a-toy-goose-fucking-beg-for" class="tumblr_blog">spiritworld</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.westernsocietyfucked100years.com/post/174328655288" class="tumblr_blog">westfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="304" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DF5LWPrIrpnc"><iframe width="540" height="304" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/F5LWPrIrpnc?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allow="autoplay; encrypted-media" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote> <h2>Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life</h2> </blockquote> <p>Raising little mobsters </p>
Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Animals: 2
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 how is this ok?!?! And in the handful of the 175
 reviews I perused, NO ONE MENTIONED IT!!
 36%
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 NEW & INTERESTING
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 EXPLORE
 Back
 amazon
 prime
 Deliver to Nicole- Hanover Park 60133
 Struggle Function
 Instruct kid to show concem
 to their little friends
 and animals.
 Swing goose will
 struggle if being lifted
 by the neck.
 A humanized design and
 interactive game
 for kids
 amažon
 View in the Amazon app
 STEM Learning
 CLUB
 through play
 Toyk
 TOYK Baby Toys, Dancing Hip Hop Goose, Super Fun,
 Educational Music Toys For Toddlers
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<h2>Watch a toy goose fucking beg for his life</h2>
</blockquote>

<p>Raising little mobsters </p>

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Anaconda, Crying, and Dancing: DRAWING PROMPTS: INTERACTIONS DRAW TWO CHARACTERS 1. Racing each other 2. Arguing with each other 27. Playing tug-of-war with each other 52. One feeding the other 3. Walking together 4. Hugging each other 5. Eating together 6. Taking a photo together 31. Studying together 7. Shopping together 8. Laughing together 9. High-fiving each other 10. Dancing together 11. Watching a movie together 36. Playing tag with each other 12. Singing together 13. Playing charades together 38. Rowing a boat together 14. Reading together 15. Waiting together 16. Staring at each other 17. Exercising together 18. Napping together 19. Texting each other 29. Comparing heights with each other 51. One pouring the other a drink 76. One teaching the other 77. One surprising the other 28. Shaking hands with each other 29. Playing a sport together 30. Panicking together 53. One throwing something at the other78. One pranking the other 54. One pushing the other 55. One pulling the other 56. One dragging the other 57. One watching the other 58. One sitting on the other 59. One giving a piggy back ride to the other 84. One slapping the other 60. One putting makeup on the other 61. One dumping water on the other 62. One taking a photo of the other 63. One leaning on the other 64. One holding the other up 65. One holding the other back 66. One helping the other up 67. One washing dishes, other drying 68. One on a swing, other pushing thenm 69. One scaring the other 70. One falling, other catching them 71. One jumping over the other 72. One getting the other's attention 73. One judging the other 74. One fixing the other's appearance 75. One hiding behind the other 79. One blocking the other 80. One clinging to the other 81. One lecturing the other 82. One driving, other passenger 83. One drawing the other 32. Playing video games together 33. Cooking together 34. Putting a jigsaw puzzle together 35. Playing hide-and-seek together 85. One giving a gift to the other 86. One chasing the other 87. One punching the other 88. One kicking the other 89. One listening to the other 90. One holding the other 91. One singing to the other 92. One sharing with the other 93. One stealing from the other 94. One whispering to the other 95. One tackling the other 96. One ignoring the other 97. One poking the other 98. One kissing the other 99. One protecting the other 37. Wrestling each other 39. Pushing something together 40. Pulling something together 41. Lifting something together 42. Building something together 43. Crying together 44. One laughing at the other 45. One comforting the other 46. One bandaging the other 47. One carrying the other 20. Playing catch together 21. Baking a cake together 22. Cleaning together 23. Playing leapfrog together 48. One supporting the other 24. Sharing an umbrella 25. Playing rock-paper-scissors 50. One helping the other 49. One begging the other 100. One mimicking the other salison.tumblr.com <p><a href="https://salison.tumblr.com/post/173495961931/100-character-interaction-ideas-to-help-hone-your" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">salison</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b>100 character interaction ideas</b> to help hone your posing skills. These require two characters, but you can also grab a friend to draw the other one!<br/></p></blockquote>
Anaconda, Crying, and Dancing: DRAWING PROMPTS:
 INTERACTIONS
 DRAW TWO CHARACTERS
 1. Racing each other
 2. Arguing with each other 27. Playing tug-of-war with each other 52. One feeding the other
 3. Walking together
 4. Hugging each other
 5. Eating together
 6. Taking a photo together 31. Studying together
 7. Shopping together
 8. Laughing together
 9. High-fiving each other
 10. Dancing together
 11. Watching a movie together 36. Playing tag with each other
 12. Singing together
 13. Playing charades together 38. Rowing a boat together
 14. Reading together
 15. Waiting together
 16. Staring at each other
 17. Exercising together
 18. Napping together
 19. Texting each other
 29. Comparing heights with each other 51. One pouring the other a drink
 76. One teaching the other
 77. One surprising the other
 28. Shaking hands with each other
 29. Playing a sport together
 30. Panicking together
 53. One throwing something at the other78. One pranking the other
 54. One pushing the other
 55. One pulling the other
 56. One dragging the other
 57. One watching the other
 58. One sitting on the other
 59. One giving a piggy back ride to the other 84. One slapping the other
 60. One putting makeup on the other
 61. One dumping water on the other
 62. One taking a photo of the other
 63. One leaning on the other
 64. One holding the other up
 65. One holding the other back
 66. One helping the other up
 67. One washing dishes, other drying
 68. One on a swing, other pushing thenm
 69. One scaring the other
 70. One falling, other catching them
 71. One jumping over the other
 72. One getting the other's attention
 73. One judging the other
 74. One fixing the other's appearance
 75. One hiding behind the other
 79. One blocking the other
 80. One clinging to the other
 81. One lecturing the other
 82. One driving, other passenger
 83. One drawing the other
 32. Playing video games together
 33. Cooking together
 34. Putting a jigsaw puzzle together
 35. Playing hide-and-seek together
 85. One giving a gift to the other
 86. One chasing the other
 87. One punching the other
 88. One kicking the other
 89. One listening to the other
 90. One holding the other
 91. One singing to the other
 92. One sharing with the other
 93. One stealing from the other
 94. One whispering to the other
 95. One tackling the other
 96. One ignoring the other
 97. One poking the other
 98. One kissing the other
 99. One protecting the other
 37. Wrestling each other
 39. Pushing something together
 40. Pulling something together
 41. Lifting something together
 42. Building something together
 43. Crying together
 44. One laughing at the other
 45. One comforting the other
 46. One bandaging the other
 47. One carrying the other
 20. Playing catch together
 21. Baking a cake together
 22. Cleaning together
 23. Playing leapfrog together 48. One supporting the other
 24. Sharing an umbrella
 25. Playing rock-paper-scissors 50. One helping the other
 49. One begging the other
 100. One mimicking the other
 salison.tumblr.com
<p><a href="https://salison.tumblr.com/post/173495961931/100-character-interaction-ideas-to-help-hone-your" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">salison</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b>100 character interaction ideas</b> to help hone your posing skills. These require two characters, but you can also grab a friend to draw the other one!<br/></p></blockquote>

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Fire, Gif, and Phone: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible way to access it <p><a href="http://heresymaker.tumblr.com/post/173374226185/mattfrost9-pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">heresymaker</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://mattfrost9.tumblr.com/post/173368584955/pencil-rebagels-nickyvmlp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mattfrost9</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://pencil-rebagels.tumblr.com/post/170789645641/nickyvmlp-randomjunkbloguniverse" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pencil-rebagels</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nickyvmlp.tumblr.com/post/170643626730/randomjunkbloguniverse-sunnysundown" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nickyvmlp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randomjunkbloguniverse.tumblr.com/post/136930524501" target="_blank">randomjunkbloguniverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnysundown.tumblr.com/post/136926845481" target="_blank">sunnysundown</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetallblacknerd.tumblr.com/post/136925657311" target="_blank">thetallblacknerd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chellzaintshit.tumblr.com/post/136922296793" target="_blank">chellzaintshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weaintaboutshit.tumblr.com/post/136912549583" target="_blank">weaintaboutshit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superbrybread.tumblr.com/post/136866352410" target="_blank">superbrybread</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pokemanaphy.tumblr.com/post/136836479516" target="_blank">pokemanaphy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stillhasabigego.tumblr.com/post/136814876667" target="_blank">stillhasabigego</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://guitaurenhero.tumblr.com/post/136805416431" target="_blank">guitaurenhero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therealfeedback.tumblr.com/post/136750453004" target="_blank">therealfeedback</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salty-mcfly.tumblr.com/post/136750369382" target="_blank">salty-mcfly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://termanal-velocity.tumblr.com/post/136749786955" target="_blank">termanal-velocity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strawberryr.tumblr.com/post/136749594651" target="_blank">strawberryr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://delcat177.tumblr.com/post/136176480164" target="_blank">delcat177</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://professor-bats.tumblr.com/post/136176369985" target="_blank">professor-bats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kalasraven.tumblr.com/post/135329532619" target="_blank">kalasraven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://knightsintodreams.tumblr.com/post/135317626485" target="_blank">knightsintodreams</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acearoruby.tumblr.com/post/135091848501" target="_blank">acearoruby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarakitten.tumblr.com/post/135067742921" target="_blank">sarakitten</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://realgirlsgaming.tumblr.com/post/132113456630" target="_blank">realgirlsgaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azaleecalypso.tumblr.com/post/131334095107" target="_blank">azaleecalypso</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://touchyourblood.tumblr.com/post/131304828509" target="_blank">touchyourblood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thephilosophyofnope.tumblr.com/post/129745107562" target="_blank">thephilosophyofnope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikwin5.tumblr.com/post/129124872826" target="_blank">bikwin5</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jimthecitizen.tumblr.com/post/129117876728" target="_blank">jimthecitizen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’s quitter’s talk</p> </blockquote> <p>you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip</p> </blockquote> <p>use whirlwind sprint</p> </blockquote> <p>climb on the desk and double jump from there<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing</p> </blockquote> <p>Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuckin triangle jump</p> </blockquote> <p>Wallrun and jump to it</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there</p> </blockquote> <p>There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!</p> </blockquote> <p>you’re just not thinking with portals. </p> </blockquote> <p>They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.</p> </blockquote> <p>jump and then hit control</p> </blockquote> <p>paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink</p> </blockquote> <p>Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet</p> </blockquote> <p>Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4229de323d2c2395fdd0258ba17903e/tumblr_inline_o0lrswM7fO1s0dtdn_540.jpg" data-orig-height="372" data-orig-width="594"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.</p> </blockquote> <p>Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. </p> <p>There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there</p> </blockquote> <p>No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up</p> </blockquote> <p>You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple</p> </blockquote> <p>Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix </p> </blockquote> <p>Jump and press start repeatingly!</p> </blockquote> <p>For the longest glides, press the X button at the top of your jump.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/16a6816af1b633c408a3fbbffc76a300/tumblr_inline_p411poGlJ41r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d96cd8eb1d7a0c21fb9ae63245bc2b3b/tumblr_inline_p411ppfaer1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4162036a35c968ed1cfce1996737cd91/tumblr_inline_p411pstsNo1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b5684204043e17fdb93c5c18d7a4b86/tumblr_inline_p411pvyl5y1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0190b5e88668d46d34185ed2e9056a11/tumblr_inline_p411qe9MWF1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/83df7394f243f14fa07db96f50c13eb1/tumblr_inline_p411rjAR7c1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a49d0df53998358a408becdfc247bb25/tumblr_inline_p411rk5bFh1r8dd77_540.png" data-orig-height="637" data-orig-width="1132"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500" data-tumblr-attribution="deejaybox:lHYs5gpyNfWFidWRc5fUbQ:ZeSMgusDg9lP"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/76f97706e8cc5b0659ff9da120bb5fcf/tumblr_mri525Hqz91rcqmk0o1_500.gif" data-orig-height="278" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Dialing 5501436 in the lobby phone will disable clipping. Just make sure to only do this if this isn’t a protected hotel, or if you have the mod/admin aproval. </p> </blockquote> <p>Need to defeat Vah Madoh and obtain Revali&rsquo;s Gale first</p>
Fire, Gif, and Phone: My hotel has a sitting area with no possible
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<p>that’s quitter’s talk</p>
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<p>you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip</p>
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<p>use whirlwind sprint</p>
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<p>climb on the desk and double jump from there<br/></p>
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<p>hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing</p>
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<p>Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.</p>
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<p>Fuckin triangle jump</p>
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<p>Wallrun and jump to it</p>
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<p>There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there</p>
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<p>There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!</p>
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<p>you’re just not thinking with portals. </p>
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<p>They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).<br/></p>
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<p>Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.</p>
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<p>jump and then hit control</p>
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<p>paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink</p>
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<p>Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet</p>
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<p>Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.</p>
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<p>It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.<br/></p>
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<p>Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash</p>
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<p>Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.</p>
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<p>Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there. </p>

<p>There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there</p>
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<p>No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up</p>
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<p>You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple</p>
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<p>Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix </p>
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<p>Jump and press start repeatingly!</p>
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<p>For the longest glides, press the X button at the top of your jump.</p>
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<p>Dialing 5501436 in the lobby phone will disable clipping. Just make sure to only do this if this isn’t a protected hotel, or if you have the mod/admin aproval. </p>
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<p>Need to defeat Vah Madoh and obtain Revali&rsquo;s Gale first</p>

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Children, Crying, and Fall: My mother taught me.. TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside I just finished cleaning." RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." FORESIGHT Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.." OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." CONTORTIONIST. Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck! STAMINA... "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." WEATHER. This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times Don't exaggerate!" CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.." BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION Stop acting like your father" ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." ANTICIPATION Just wait until we get home." RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!" MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way." ESP. Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow fr GENETICS. You're just like your father." ROOTS Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." JUSTICE One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!! THE META PICTURE <p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/172737627964/things-you-can-only-learn-from-your-mother" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother</p></blockquote>
Children, Crying, and Fall: My mother
 taught me..
 TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
 "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside
 I just finished cleaning."
 RELIGION
 "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
 TIME TRAVEL
 "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock
 you into the middle of next week!"
 LOGIC.
 "Because I said so, that's why."
 MORE LOGIC
 "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
 you're not going to the store with me."
 FORESIGHT
 Make sure you wear clean underwear,
 in case you're in an accident."
 IRONY.
 "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry
 about.."
 OSMOSIS.
 "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
 CONTORTIONIST.
 Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!
 STAMINA...
 "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
 WEATHER.
 This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through
 HYPOCRISY
 "If I told you once, I've told you a million times
 Don't exaggerate!"
 CIRCLE OF LIFE.
 "I brought you into this world, and I can take you
 out.."
 BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
 Stop acting like your father"
 ENVY
 "There are millions of less fortunate children in
 this world who don't have wonderful parents like you
 do."
 ANTICIPATION
 Just wait until we get home."
 RECEIVING
 "You are going to get it when you get home!"
 MEDICAL SCIENCE
 "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are
 going to get stuck that way."
 ESP.
 Put your sweater on; don't you think
 I know when you are cold?"
 HUMOR.
 "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
 don't come running to me."
 HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
 "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow
 fr
 GENETICS.
 You're just like your father."
 ROOTS
 Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were
 born in a barn?"
 WISDOM
 "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
 JUSTICE
 One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn
 out just like you!!
 THE META PICTURE
<p><a href="https://epicjohndoe.tumblr.com/post/172737627964/things-you-can-only-learn-from-your-mother" class="tumblr_blog">epicjohndoe</a>:</p>

<blockquote><p>Things You Can Only Learn From Your Mother</p></blockquote>

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Bless Up, Dude, and Gym: These doggos are true bros until the end of time @DrSmashlove Reddit u/beesbuzzlots Every time I’m at the gym bruv it’s at least one “golf bro” there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts 🤔. Oddly specific stretches. Arm swings that vaguely resemble a golf swing. But the key giveaway that Chadwick is a certified golf bro is he rocking that Titleist brand cap. U feel me? Like that’s him saying: “u peasants are here to look big in a t-shirt. I lift so I can add 10 yards to my drive ☺️.” (Side note I’ve been golfing for two years now bc I have to (for work) and the reason I do it rarely is bc u have to put in hours every wknd to yield modest improvements in ya game and I got better things to do on wknds like look at memes and take depression naps 🤗😂). Now then. Seeing all these Titleist caps got me thinking: Why isn’t this a word? Like this should be a thing. “Susan if I do say so myself you are looking delightfully Titlè today. Oh of course! No I mean it! Just fulsome and perky. Are you on your red river by chance(?) Yes? How did I guess? LOL you’re silly Susan. Just a wild premonition ☺️. Have an awesome day ❤️.” U feel me? “Erica! My goodness! U are looking Titlèier than I’ve ever seen before. That bathing suit can barely hold you lol! No, thank YOU! Your Titlèiness has made this trip to the pool absolutely worth my while!” U feel me? Like how could someone feel offended by being called Titlè? It’s such a delicate, gracious word! “Samantha I’m gonna be frank. You know I have zero filter LOL so here goes - bombs away ☺️. I’ve dated some wonderfully Titlè women before. Really. Just shapely and awesome. But you’re the Titlèist. Yes. YES. Don’t debate me on this SAMANTHA 😂. No YOU stop! Oh now you’re blushing ... LIKE NOBODY’S EVER CALLED YOU TITLÈ BEFORE I MEAN YOU’RE WEARING A SHEER TOP IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TITLÈIOSITY 😂.” Titlèism = the study of mammaries. Titlèness = an abundance of mammarical wondrousness. U feel me? It’s 2018. Let’s make this a word. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂 (pic: @gamzeilefelix)
Bless Up, Dude, and Gym: These doggos are true bros until the end
 of time
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/beesbuzzlots
Every time I’m at the gym bruv it’s at least one “golf bro” there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts 🤔. Oddly specific stretches. Arm swings that vaguely resemble a golf swing. But the key giveaway that Chadwick is a certified golf bro is he rocking that Titleist brand cap. U feel me? Like that’s him saying: “u peasants are here to look big in a t-shirt. I lift so I can add 10 yards to my drive ☺️.” (Side note I’ve been golfing for two years now bc I have to (for work) and the reason I do it rarely is bc u have to put in hours every wknd to yield modest improvements in ya game and I got better things to do on wknds like look at memes and take depression naps 🤗😂). Now then. Seeing all these Titleist caps got me thinking: Why isn’t this a word? Like this should be a thing. “Susan if I do say so myself you are looking delightfully Titlè today. Oh of course! No I mean it! Just fulsome and perky. Are you on your red river by chance(?) Yes? How did I guess? LOL you’re silly Susan. Just a wild premonition ☺️. Have an awesome day ❤️.” U feel me? “Erica! My goodness! U are looking Titlèier than I’ve ever seen before. That bathing suit can barely hold you lol! No, thank YOU! Your Titlèiness has made this trip to the pool absolutely worth my while!” U feel me? Like how could someone feel offended by being called Titlè? It’s such a delicate, gracious word! “Samantha I’m gonna be frank. You know I have zero filter LOL so here goes - bombs away ☺️. I’ve dated some wonderfully Titlè women before. Really. Just shapely and awesome. But you’re the Titlèist. Yes. YES. Don’t debate me on this SAMANTHA 😂. No YOU stop! Oh now you’re blushing ... LIKE NOBODY’S EVER CALLED YOU TITLÈ BEFORE I MEAN YOU’RE WEARING A SHEER TOP IT’S NOT LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO HIDE YOUR TITLÈIOSITY 😂.” Titlèism = the study of mammaries. Titlèness = an abundance of mammarical wondrousness. U feel me? It’s 2018. Let’s make this a word. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂 (pic: @gamzeilefelix)

Every time I’m at the gym bruv it’s at least one “golf bro” there. U know this dude because he be doing oddly specific asf workouts 🤔. Oddly...

Donald Trump, Memes, and Saw: AFRICAN REFUGEE BECOMES MONTANA'S FIRST BLACK MAYOR IN MORE THAN A CENTURY BLACK ENTERPRISE.coM Yass! 🙌🏽👏🏽✊🏾 ProtectTPS . Via @undocublack Repost @blackenterprise: WilmotCollins, 54, moved to Montana 28 years ago when he fled Liberia in 1990 during the country’s first civil war. He told The Globe and Mail that during the war, frequently the only thing to eat was butter mixed with mayonnaise. Along with his wife and five relatives, they crammed themselves into a single room near the American Embassy hoping it would serve as a safe haven as fighting raged across the city. Collins and his wife, Maddie, fled Liberia to Ghana, the Ivory Coast and finally, the United States.⠀ ⠀ President Donald Trump’s attack on immigrants around the country is in full swing. In a state whose African American population is less than 1%, Montana resident Wilmot Collins, a former civil war refugee from Liberia who was fairly new to the political scene, saw an opening. He seized the opportunity to counter the president’s narrative by sharing his own story.⠀ ⠀ “When people can relate to the real deal, they’re wide-eyed, because all they’ve heard is what comes out of our leadership,” he told The Globe and Mail. “There’s no way when people hear your stories and struggles they can’t identify with you.”
Donald Trump, Memes, and Saw: AFRICAN REFUGEE BECOMES
 MONTANA'S FIRST BLACK
 MAYOR IN MORE THAN A
 CENTURY
 BLACK
 ENTERPRISE.coM
Yass! 🙌🏽👏🏽✊🏾 ProtectTPS . Via @undocublack Repost @blackenterprise: WilmotCollins, 54, moved to Montana 28 years ago when he fled Liberia in 1990 during the country’s first civil war. He told The Globe and Mail that during the war, frequently the only thing to eat was butter mixed with mayonnaise. Along with his wife and five relatives, they crammed themselves into a single room near the American Embassy hoping it would serve as a safe haven as fighting raged across the city. Collins and his wife, Maddie, fled Liberia to Ghana, the Ivory Coast and finally, the United States.⠀ ⠀ President Donald Trump’s attack on immigrants around the country is in full swing. In a state whose African American population is less than 1%, Montana resident Wilmot Collins, a former civil war refugee from Liberia who was fairly new to the political scene, saw an opening. He seized the opportunity to counter the president’s narrative by sharing his own story.⠀ ⠀ “When people can relate to the real deal, they’re wide-eyed, because all they’ve heard is what comes out of our leadership,” he told The Globe and Mail. “There’s no way when people hear your stories and struggles they can’t identify with you.”

Yass! 🙌🏽👏🏽✊🏾 ProtectTPS . Via @undocublack Repost @blackenterprise: WilmotCollins, 54, moved to Montana 28 years ago when he fled Liberia in...

Energy, Head, and Love: hypologhismos Curling is such a weird sport. It's like ice bowling and darts mixed together with aggressive mopping or something. lavenderprose Partnered events in the summer Olympics: You and your partner work together to hit a ball over a net. You and your partner must dive in a way that is both clean and synchronized. You and your partner must row a boat very fast Partnered events in the winter Olympics: YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU HAVE TO SWING THEM AROUND YOUR HEAD. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND THEY'RE LITERALLY STANDING ON YOU. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU PICK THEM UP AND THROWTHEM thevelvetpelican Olympic athletes: make one small mistake, still infinitely ahead of my athletic prowess Me, eating Nutella out of the jar: Pathetic krimifratata Follow you guys make me realise how ridicolous winter olympic games are. like, any wildest dream about sport you can think about comes true there. group kicking some stones with brooms? ofc. running to the top of the hill and then random shooting? yep, we've got this. jumping into the air and to be blown by the wind to the exact point on the ground? it's also there running with a piece of wood and then jumping on it to go to an ice slide? yoU MAY NOT BELIEVE, but there's actually 3 of them. and i think that's what i love the most about it lesbuchanan Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? : Who can do the best somersault?) Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? legionoftuna Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :) Winter Biathlon: I see you've been sking for five miles now here's your gun <p><a href="https://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/171133441967/tumblrs-thoughts-on-the-winter-olympics" class="tumblr_blog">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bzfd.it/2BJuMb6">Tumblr’s thoughts on the Winter Olympics</a><br/></p></blockquote>
Energy, Head, and Love: hypologhismos
 Curling is such a weird sport. It's like ice bowling and darts mixed together with
 aggressive mopping or something.

 lavenderprose
 Partnered events in the summer Olympics: You and your partner work
 together to hit a ball over a net. You and your partner must dive in a way that is
 both clean and synchronized. You and your partner must row a boat very fast
 Partnered events in the winter Olympics: YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING
 KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU HAVE TO SWING THEM AROUND YOUR
 HEAD. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND
 THEY'RE LITERALLY STANDING ON YOU. YOUR PARTNER IS WEARING
 KNIVES ON THEIR SHOES AND YOU PICK THEM UP AND
 THROWTHEM

 thevelvetpelican
 Olympic athletes: make one small mistake, still infinitely ahead of my athletic
 prowess
 Me, eating Nutella out of the jar: Pathetic

 krimifratata Follow
 you guys make me realise how ridicolous winter olympic games are. like, any
 wildest dream about sport you can think about comes true there.
 group kicking some stones with brooms? ofc.
 running to the top of the hill and then random shooting? yep, we've got this.
 jumping into the air and to be blown by the wind to the exact point on the
 ground? it's also there
 running with a piece of wood and then jumping on it to go to an ice slide? yoU
 MAY NOT BELIEVE, but there's actually 3 of them.
 and i think that's what i love the most about it

 lesbuchanan
 Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :
 Who can do the best somersault?)
 Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE
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Anime, Crying, and Dad: all 81%. 17:40 be in high SC /r9k/42628703 5 hours ago Anonymous 42628703 >be in high school, year 11 at the beginning of the year i end up befriending a fellow called Max the more i get to know him the more i find out he is a massive fighting anime nerd and absolutely loves martial arts and has even gone so far as to teach himself Tijutsu from Naruto, however no one else seems to know other than his close friends also in thia class is a bully called Sykesey who is nigh on impervious to trouble because the school gives him an easy time because his dad left trouble starts when Max knocks a test tube out of Sykseys hand by accident after class Skysey confronts Max and gives him a punch to the stomach and claps his ears and tells Max to "know your place prick" Max then utters a phrase, through his tears that i will never forget >"So begins the 5th great ninja 0 wat.Png little did i know that Max was going to conduct a all out war against Syksey after the weekend has passed, Max comes into school and tells his friends to find Syksey because "this ends today >Legit think hes going to shoot the school up or something he goes to the bathroom and returns in a black Gi and he has the makeup of fucking Hashirama Seniu whatthefuck. Jpeg. Png confronts Syksey in the dinner room courtyard Max clasps his hands together and yells "WOOD STYLE, WILLIW LIMBS JUTSU!" >Syksey doesnt seem to give a shit and throws a punch at Max feints the punch and gives him three consecutive cracks to the side with his forearms >Syksey is pissed and goes ape mode Max keeps fucking dodging Syksey and lightly slaps him each time Syksey misses >Syksey is in a blind rage after a while Syksey is slowing down Max makes more handsigns and then yells "WOOD STYLE, OAK LIMBS JUSTU" begins pummling Skysey with his fists and palms beats him so severely that Sykey begins bleeding continues to beat him until Skysey passes out Thus the first battle was concluded 7 REPLIES H+ 、11 81 % 17:40 >be in high sc rSk/42628703 AC : Anonymous 4 hours ago 42629676 >>42629543 Part Il- Tooth retrieval arc >so things were mostly quiet after the sound beating Max gave to Syksey, bar the odd n nasty look and push in the corridor (by Syksey), things were on the whole quiet this was until an unfortunate weekend where Syksey got blind drunk with his mates and someone brought up the fact that he got beat up by a "naruto kid" >Sykseys mates think this is hilarious and wind him up into a drunkern rage >Syksey sets off to find Max Actually finds the guy when hes walking home with me from a friends house Max never saw the thing coming until Syksey jumped on him and beat him with a tree branch knocked Max's two front teeth clean out Max being the tough cookie he is is laid prone on the floor with tears running down his face and blood everywhere >when Syksey is walking away Max screams the haunting words "IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE, DEATH REAPER SEAL JUTSU!" before passing out this time Max looses the war is far from lost though part 3 coming soon, really sorry lads, getting fucked with assignments Anonymous 3 hours ago 42630176 Part lll- reaper death seal >So after the incident in 42629676 Max has been real upset bumped his martial arts from 2/3 sessions a weeek to every the guys is going at it HARD hes been real quiet at school too, the only coherent conversation that we can get from himk is that he wants to "Be strong enough to destroy Sykseys soul" and "i cast the death seal, i cant go back now" this guy takes his Naruto shit very seriously unexpectedly Syksey decides to return to his old bullying ways and trips Max in the corridor this is it, like a coiled spring Max begins weaving hands signs and growling legit think this kid is going to have a seizure "REAPER DEATH SEAL ohfuckthisisit.png.jpeg.exe.w inrar Max begind with a two armed claw grab at Sykseys upper arms Real pimncer grip going on because Syksey lets out a yelp from this position max yells WOOD STYLE OAKEN SKIN JUTSU" proceeds to swing his noggn forward and crack Skysey right on the uupper lip and nose like a jackhammer, Max pummles Skysey with his own Teacher tried to timidly get involves "LEAVE ME WOMAN I HAVE CAST THE SEAL >Syksey is trying to flail with his legs and catches Max on the knee and wriggles free from his grip bloody and scasred Syksey tried to run >Max stands stock still and gets into a crouching position "gate of Joy, OPEN" sprints at full tilt at the fleeing Skysey >spear tackles the fella to the ground >Max then consecutivly pummels the back of the guys head with his arms and fists until iother students pull the guy off of the bullt Max has entered beast mode thus concludes the penultimate saga 5 REPLIES Anonymous 1 hour ago 42632214 The end of the 5th great ninja ar ptl as mentioned before, Syksey was given an easy time due to Over the course of year 11 and lowwer sixth form, his fa- ther returned and brought with him Sykseys older brother, Jez mow Jez is mean, real fucking nasty piece of work and knew how to get under peoples skin at this time, Max had lost a good friend to a bus accident it, despite efforts by his other reall on himself and broiled his Now when Jez learned of this he egged Syksey on to nark on Max about it after learning what Max had done too. >Syksey begins his war of attrition against max, saying nasty shit about this friend begins sending letters to Mcax's house sig dead friend just to get under Max ay at to be exact, syksey goes all out with his bastardness and tells max that his friend probably killed himself to get away from >this hits max hard, real hard finding him later i bathrooms, hes been crying a lot but he has his Senju makeup on and its running fuckinghellthisissad.png through his tyears, Max utters 'Anon, i need to end this before i loose my ninja way >shit is Ma on Naruto? he then weaves many hand igns and says, t gritted teeth "Sage art wood release, True several thousand hands 3 REPLIES Anonymous 41 minutes ago 42632680 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_Valley of the Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max g through his Senju makeup cryn >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating smug grin >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the max misses his final classes to meditate >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and redone makeup, this time he has continued his makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone >he has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves dangling and his arms crossed on his chest thisshitisserious.config >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has brought two of his friends >Maxyoucantdothis>exe try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers there, hes going to die si brought my mates with me ik think they want to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont worry youll see him soon >Max raises his hand and beckons them >Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max >He dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow across this kids throat Friend lets out a yelp and falls over In order to get their friend, both others rush Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and responds by hammering them both with his orearms this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max Breaks one of Sykseys ribs Friend who fell over is back up by this time and tackles Max from behind except he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg around and catches the guy square in the stomach the kid vomits and collpases >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a other friend twats Max across the ear and splits Maxs ear 4 REPLIES 26 minutes ago max with split ear provides a road of SAGE ART WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches straight into the guys nose and face Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max this is it, the final fight >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up into Sykseys >a sicken ing crunch ensues while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back an wailing and roaring through his tears, Max continues to pummel Syksey takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of sey while laid on the ground, Max utters '"I avenged you my friend, please rest in peace thus ended the 5th great shinobi war or 3 REPLIES Narutard goes sage mode
Anime, Crying, and Dad: all 81%. 17:40
 be in high SC
 /r9k/42628703
 5 hours ago
 Anonymous
 42628703
 >be in high school, year 11
 at the beginning of the year
 i end up befriending a fellow
 called Max
 the more i get to know him
 the more i find out he is a
 massive fighting anime nerd
 and absolutely loves martial
 arts and has even gone so far
 as to teach himself Tijutsu
 from Naruto, however no one
 else seems to know other than
 his close friends
 also in thia class is a bully
 called Sykesey who is nigh on
 impervious to trouble because
 the school gives him an easy
 time because his dad left
 trouble starts when Max
 knocks a test tube out of
 Sykseys hand by accident
 after class Skysey confronts
 Max and gives him a punch
 to the stomach and claps his
 ears and tells Max to "know
 your place prick"
 Max then utters a phrase,
 through his tears that i will
 never forget
 >"So begins the 5th great ninja
 0
 wat.Png
 little did i know that Max was
 going to conduct a all out war
 against Syksey
 after the weekend has
 passed, Max comes into
 school and tells his friends
 to find Syksey because "this
 ends today
 >Legit think hes going to
 shoot the school up or
 something
 he goes to the bathroom and
 returns in a black Gi and he
 has the makeup of fucking
 Hashirama Seniu
 whatthefuck. Jpeg. Png
 confronts Syksey in the
 dinner room courtyard
 Max clasps his hands
 together and yells "WOOD
 STYLE, WILLIW LIMBS
 JUTSU!"
 >Syksey doesnt seem to give
 a shit and throws a punch at
 Max feints the punch and
 gives him three consecutive
 cracks to the side with his
 forearms
 >Syksey is pissed and goes
 ape mode
 Max keeps fucking dodging
 Syksey and lightly slaps him
 each time Syksey misses
 >Syksey is in a blind rage
 after a while Syksey is
 slowing down
 Max makes more handsigns
 and then yells "WOOD STYLE,
 OAK LIMBS JUSTU"
 begins pummling Skysey
 with his fists and palms
 beats him so severely that
 Sykey begins bleeding
 continues to beat him until
 Skysey passes out
 Thus the first battle was
 concluded
 7 REPLIES

 H+ 、11 81 %
 17:40
 >be in high sc
 rSk/42628703
 AC :
 Anonymous 4 hours ago
 42629676
 >>42629543
 Part Il- Tooth retrieval arc
 >so things were mostly quiet after the sound beating
 Max gave to Syksey, bar the odd n nasty look and
 push in the corridor (by Syksey), things were on the
 whole quiet
 this was until an unfortunate weekend where
 Syksey got blind drunk with his mates and someone
 brought up the fact that he got beat up by a "naruto
 kid"
 >Sykseys mates think this is hilarious and wind him
 up into a drunkern rage
 >Syksey sets off to find Max
 Actually finds the guy when hes walking home with
 me from a friends house
 Max never saw the thing coming until Syksey
 jumped on him and beat him with a tree branch
 knocked Max's two front teeth clean out
 Max being the tough cookie he is is laid prone on
 the floor with tears running down his face and blood
 everywhere
 >when Syksey is walking away Max screams the
 haunting words "IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS
 ANYMORE, DEATH REAPER SEAL JUTSU!" before
 passing out
 this time Max looses
 the war is far from lost though
 part 3 coming soon, really sorry lads, getting fucked
 with assignments

 Anonymous
 3 hours ago
 42630176
 Part lll- reaper death seal
 >So after the incident in
 42629676 Max has been
 real upset
 bumped his martial arts from
 2/3 sessions a weeek to every
 the guys is going at it HARD
 hes been real quiet at
 school too, the only coherent
 conversation that we can get
 from himk is that he wants to
 "Be strong enough to destroy
 Sykseys soul" and "i cast the
 death seal, i cant go back
 now"
 this guy takes his Naruto shit
 very seriously
 unexpectedly Syksey decides
 to return to his old bullying
 ways and trips Max in the
 corridor
 this is it, like a coiled spring
 Max begins weaving hands
 signs and growling
 legit think this kid is going to
 have a seizure
 "REAPER DEATH SEAL
 ohfuckthisisit.png.jpeg.exe.w
 inrar
 Max begind with a two
 armed claw grab at Sykseys
 upper arms
 Real pimncer grip going on
 because Syksey lets out a yelp
 from this position max yells
 WOOD STYLE OAKEN SKIN
 JUTSU"
 proceeds to swing his noggn
 forward and crack Skysey
 right on the uupper lip and
 nose
 like a jackhammer, Max
 pummles Skysey with his own
 Teacher tried to timidly get
 involves
 "LEAVE ME WOMAN I HAVE
 CAST THE SEAL
 >Syksey is trying to flail with
 his legs and catches Max on
 the knee and wriggles free
 from his grip
 bloody and scasred Syksey
 tried to run
 >Max stands stock still and
 gets into a crouching position
 "gate of Joy, OPEN"
 sprints at full tilt at the
 fleeing Skysey
 >spear tackles the fella to the
 ground
 >Max then consecutivly
 pummels the back of the guys
 head with his arms and fists
 until iother students pull the
 guy off of the bullt
 Max has entered beast mode
 thus concludes the
 penultimate saga
 5 REPLIES

 Anonymous 1 hour ago
 42632214
 The end of the 5th great ninja
 ar ptl
 as mentioned before, Syksey
 was given an easy time due to
 Over the course of year 11
 and lowwer sixth form, his fa-
 ther returned and brought with
 him Sykseys older brother, Jez
 mow Jez is mean, real
 fucking nasty piece of work
 and knew how to get under
 peoples skin
 at this time, Max had lost a
 good friend to a bus accident
 it, despite efforts by his other
 reall
 on himself and broiled his
 Now when Jez learned of this
 he egged Syksey on to nark
 on Max about it after learning
 what Max had done too.
 >Syksey begins his war of
 attrition against max, saying
 nasty shit about this friend
 begins sending letters to
 Mcax's house sig
 dead friend just to get under
 Max ay at
 to
 be exact, syksey goes all out
 with his bastardness and tells
 max that his friend probably
 killed himself to get away from
 >this hits max hard, real hard
 finding him later i
 bathrooms, hes been crying
 a lot but he has his Senju
 makeup on and its running
 fuckinghellthisissad.png
 through his tyears, Max
 utters 'Anon, i need to end this
 before i loose my ninja way
 >shit is Ma
 on Naruto?
 he then weaves many hand
 igns and says, t
 gritted teeth "Sage art wood
 release, True several thousand
 hands
 3 REPLIES
 Anonymous 41 minutes ago
 42632680
 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_Valley of the
 Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max
 g through his Senju makeup
 cryn
 >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright
 max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a
 fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating
 smug grin
 >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the
 max misses his final classes to meditate
 >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and
 redone makeup, this time he has continued his
 makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone
 >he has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied
 up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves
 dangling and his arms crossed on his chest
 thisshitisserious.config
 >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode
 >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy
 >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has
 brought two of his friends
 >Maxyoucantdothis>exe
 try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers
 there, hes going to die
 si brought my mates with me ik think they want
 to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont
 worry youll see him soon
 >Max raises his hand and beckons them
 >Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max
 >He dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow
 across this kids throat
 Friend lets out a yelp and falls over
 In order to get their friend, both others rush
 Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and
 responds by hammering them both with his
 orearms
 this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max
 Breaks one of Sykseys ribs
 Friend who fell over is back up by this time and
 tackles Max from behind
 except he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt
 forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg
 around and catches the guy square in the stomach
 the kid vomits and collpases
 >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a
 other friend twats Max across the ear and splits
 Maxs ear
 4 REPLIES
 26 minutes ago
 max with split ear provides a road of SAGE ART
 WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS
 taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full
 force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy
 on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches
 straight into the guys nose and face
 Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max
 this is it, the final fight
 >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit
 Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up
 into Sykseys
 >a sicken
 ing crunch
 ensues
 while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and
 begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back
 an
 wailing and roaring through his tears, Max
 continues to pummel Syksey
 takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of
 sey
 while laid on the ground, Max utters '"I avenged you
 my friend, please rest in peace
 thus ended the 5th great shinobi war
 or
 3 REPLIES
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