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Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback they've been playing Mo bamba for the 5th time already My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said β€œOh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary PokΓ©mon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God
Ass, Bitch, and Bones: lol just got to this small kickback
 they've been playing Mo bamba for
 the 5th time already
My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get out. Boy was hard headed. He never met her but he wanted me to come with him to the party. So I went. Party was a L off the strength they was blasting logic from the door. You don’t do that.. Then the boy on the aux threw on Mo bamba. That shit be crumping when your myPlayer loading up in 2k. Literally all the white girls put down they pumpkin spice lattes and slid right out of thier uggs. I done seen them form the most congruent electric slide ever seen. I got called Jamal about 4 times and Tyrone twice. One girl was twerking and her knees caps were smacking together like a sword fight. That looks bloody painful mate. I seen this one slutty nurse pull up on me to throw it back. I received the most detrimental twerk from this girl Kathy. Kathy if you reading this go home and don’t come back. The booty was like some unseasoned chicken cutlets. I grabbed her sharp ass hip bones and tried thrusting for this twerk. I tried to catch a wine with a booty that had .2% booty fat. Felt like I was slapping my meat on a cutting board. By the 5th time the song came on the cops pulled up. It was a fight outside. When Sheck Wes said β€œOh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!” I felt that spiritually. Me and Tyreke fled the scene like 2 legendary PokΓ©mon. Nigga had the nerve to play it in the car. I made him take the bus home. That boy Momba better win rookie of the year on God

My dog Tyreke put me on to a halloween party we went to over the weekend. Boy told me it’s from this white girl he met on tinder. I seen Get...

Butt, Community, and Crush: penfairy I visited the museum and I heard two bros in the dinosaur exhibit having an earnest discussion about the best way to kill a T-Rex with a sword and what kind of armour should be worn into the battle and they spoke with such passion I really wish the scientific community could have heard them. I'd love to know how palaeontologists would weigh in on The Great Debate penfairy For instance, was the bro in the weed shorts right? is it pointless to wear heavy armour when battling a T-Rex? Is it truly better to go into battle naked wielding dual swords? Or was the bro in the backwards cap correct? Should you go for a double-handed sword and iron armour? Will light bouncing off the armour really confuse and blind the beast? Realistically, what protection is armour against a dinosaur? Was Weed Shorts right when he proposed to use his superior agility to slash its tendons and stab the eyes when he brought it down? Or was Backwards Cap right when he said charge and slash open its sot belly?? What is the truth??17? excessively-english-little-b Hello, palaeontologist-in-training herel Thought I'd have a litte think into this because hey, who wants to do coursework on trilobites when you could be considering T, rex instead? Light and maneuverable is probably best when facing a rex. It's big and t's powerful but it's not going to making any quick sharp tums any time soon. According to our current estimates, a T rex would be able to crush a small car with its jaws, so realistically, no amount of armour is gonna protect you if it grabs you If the T. rex manages to grab you you re dead regardless. It could probably eat you within a couple of bites if it was trying Figures 1 & 2: Theoretical T. rex bite-force model fucking up a mini. Thank you, Bill Oddie and BBC's The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs. As far as armour goes, lighter is better, and at the end of the day isn't going to mean shit anyway. T rex can't slash at you with claws, so it's bite or bust, and if it bites YOU'RE bust So, lets say a point to Weed Shorts. Why NOT fight a T rex butt naked with swords T rex had good binocular vision. Dont believe Jurassic Park's lies-T rex was a hunter and could probably see you brilliantly whether you moved or not. " .That said, a T rex's eyesight will work about the same as modem birds of prey. Think hawk, or eagle. I reckon light bouncing off anything would be a fairly minor hindrance, or at least, wouldn't affect it any more than any other hunting bird. So, using light to blind and confuse the rex? May potentially work but might be hard and wouldn't do much for long. Don't rely on this for strategy Ο„ rex actually had gastralia, sometimes called 'belly-ribs. protected and supported the internal organs. There would also be some seriously thick abdominal muscles to get through. Unless you're planning to do some precision stabbing with a very long sword, chances are you're not gonna be killing a rex by slicing open it's stomach. Also, being under its stomach is gonna put you in-reach of the Jaws of Death. These " I'm not sure how easy it would be, or how well it would work, to try and cut a T rex's tendons. Theoretically, sounds like it should work. However you're gonna need a lot of strength to get through them, probably I'd personally cut the throat rather than stab through the eyes once the rex is down, but that's probably personal preference. Once you've felled it, it's dead either wayl A T. rex unable to hunt is a dead T rex . Gastralia Figure 3: The gastralia of a T. rex. Bless u Scott Hartman for your skeletal As far as attack goes, the belly is not as weak a s pot as it seems. So, point to Weed Shorts on his execution plan. Sounds pretty solid. Overall, I'd say that Weed Shorts had the best plan to defeat the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex. If you ever see him again, congratulate him on his solid plan of attack My favorite thing about paleontologists (and any scientist really, but paleontologists in particular) is that you can ask them COMPLETELY BATSHIT INSANE questions and by God, they will give you a completely Serious answer Source penfairy move it #trex #dinosaurs #go for the throat is how wolverine did it #science side of tumblr So you need to sword fight a T. rex
Butt, Community, and Crush: penfairy
 I visited the museum and I heard two bros in the dinosaur exhibit having an
 earnest discussion about the best way to kill a T-Rex with a sword and what kind
 of armour should be worn into the battle and they spoke with such passion I
 really wish the scientific community could have heard them. I'd love to know how
 palaeontologists would weigh in on The Great Debate
 penfairy
 For instance, was the bro in the weed shorts right? is it pointless to wear heavy
 armour when battling a T-Rex? Is it truly better to go into battle naked wielding
 dual swords? Or was the bro in the backwards cap correct? Should you go for a
 double-handed sword and iron armour? Will light bouncing off the armour really
 confuse and blind the beast? Realistically, what protection is armour against a
 dinosaur? Was Weed Shorts right when he proposed to use his superior agility
 to slash its tendons and stab the eyes when he brought it down? Or was
 Backwards Cap right when he said charge and slash open its sot belly?? What
 is the truth??17?
 excessively-english-little-b
 Hello, palaeontologist-in-training herel Thought I'd have a litte think into this
 because hey, who wants to do coursework on trilobites when you could be
 considering T, rex instead?
 Light and maneuverable is probably best when facing a rex. It's big and
 t's powerful but it's not going to making any quick sharp tums any time
 soon.
 According to our current estimates, a T rex would be able to crush a small
 car with its jaws, so realistically, no amount of armour is gonna protect you
 if it grabs you
 If the T. rex manages to grab you you re dead regardless. It could
 probably eat you within a couple of bites if it was trying
 Figures 1 & 2: Theoretical T. rex bite-force model fucking up a mini. Thank you,
 Bill Oddie and BBC's The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs.
 As far as armour goes, lighter is better, and at the end of the day isn't going to
 mean shit anyway. T rex can't slash at you with claws, so it's bite or bust, and if
 it bites YOU'RE bust So, lets say a point to Weed Shorts. Why NOT fight a T
 rex butt naked with swords
 T rex had good binocular vision. Dont believe Jurassic Park's lies-T
 rex was a hunter and could probably see you brilliantly whether you
 moved or not.
 "
 .That said, a T rex's eyesight will work about the same as modem birds of
 prey. Think hawk, or eagle. I reckon light bouncing off anything would be a
 fairly minor hindrance, or at least, wouldn't affect it any more than any
 other hunting bird.
 So, using light to blind and confuse the rex? May potentially work but might be
 hard and wouldn't do much for long. Don't rely on this for strategy
 Ο„ rex actually had gastralia, sometimes called 'belly-ribs.
 protected and supported the internal organs. There would also be some
 seriously thick abdominal muscles to get through.
 Unless you're planning to do some precision stabbing with a very long
 sword, chances are you're not gonna be killing a rex by slicing open it's
 stomach. Also, being under its stomach is gonna put you in-reach of the
 Jaws of Death.
 These
 "
 I'm not sure how easy it would be, or how well it would work, to try and cut
 a T rex's tendons. Theoretically, sounds like it should work. However
 you're gonna need a lot of strength to get through them, probably
 I'd personally cut the throat rather than stab through the eyes once the rex
 is down, but that's probably personal preference. Once you've felled it, it's
 dead either wayl A T. rex unable to hunt is a dead T rex
 .
 Gastralia
 Figure 3: The gastralia of a T. rex. Bless u Scott Hartman for your skeletal
 As far as attack
 goes, the belly is not as weak a s
 pot as it seems. So, point to
 Weed Shorts on his execution plan. Sounds pretty solid.
 Overall, I'd say that Weed Shorts had the best plan to defeat the mighty
 Tyrannosaurus rex. If you ever see him again, congratulate him on his solid plan
 of attack
 My favorite thing about paleontologists (and any scientist really, but
 paleontologists in particular) is that you can ask them COMPLETELY BATSHIT
 INSANE questions and by God, they will give you a completely Serious answer
 Source penfairy move it #trex #dinosaurs
 #go for the throat is how wolverine did it
 #science side of tumblr
So you need to sword fight a T. rex

So you need to sword fight a T. rex

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