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takes a bath: @cd einememez You ever nut so quick you be ashamed of yourself after? So you try to prove yourself by nutting to a pic of your dead grandpa to see how long it will take, but you nut even faster. Then you realize how much of a fucked up person you are and you make a meme page. And when you post a meme you only get 3 likes and 1 comment, and it just says: "Kys" So you quit your meme page and resort to cutting but you quicky realize it's for pussies. So you put the knife down and cry yourself to sleep but your anxiety and crippling depression keeps you awake at night. Then you have an existential crisis and realize life is just an endless cycle of death that cannot be stopped so you decide suicide is the only answer. But when you try to look up how to kill yourself on Google it gives you some random number so you throw your $800 MacBook Air at the wall in frustration and it shatters. So you stand there feeling like an idiot and a complete failure. You're so stupid you cant even figure out how to end your worthless existence. So instead of moping around, you decide to be productive, and go for a walk. But before you reach the door your Ex texts you and says she tested positive AIDS. Knowing you have AIDS, you decide to just take a bath to relax, and lock the door so you're not disturbed. But when you're taking a bath your 6 year old Siberian sex slave kicks the door down and finesses your cheeks. But you don't attempt to move because you have AIDS anyway. But yea can anyone relate? TTStorytime
 takes a bath: @cd einememez
You ever nut so quick you be ashamed of yourself after? So you try to prove yourself by nutting to a pic of your dead grandpa to see how long it will take, but you nut even faster. Then you realize how much of a fucked up person you are and you make a meme page. And when you post a meme you only get 3 likes and 1 comment, and it just says: "Kys" So you quit your meme page and resort to cutting but you quicky realize it's for pussies. So you put the knife down and cry yourself to sleep but your anxiety and crippling depression keeps you awake at night. Then you have an existential crisis and realize life is just an endless cycle of death that cannot be stopped so you decide suicide is the only answer. But when you try to look up how to kill yourself on Google it gives you some random number so you throw your $800 MacBook Air at the wall in frustration and it shatters. So you stand there feeling like an idiot and a complete failure. You're so stupid you cant even figure out how to end your worthless existence. So instead of moping around, you decide to be productive, and go for a walk. But before you reach the door your Ex texts you and says she tested positive AIDS. Knowing you have AIDS, you decide to just take a bath to relax, and lock the door so you're not disturbed. But when you're taking a bath your 6 year old Siberian sex slave kicks the door down and finesses your cheeks. But you don't attempt to move because you have AIDS anyway. But yea can anyone relate? TTStorytime

You ever nut so quick you be ashamed of yourself after? So you try to prove yourself by nutting to a pic of your dead grandpa to see how...

takes a bath: When people tell you that you are racist, for saying you are going to have children, with a woman from your ethnic background, & You're just over here laughing taking a bath in their tears @chakabars My daughter will be African, her mother is going to teach her to love her natural beauty, from the moment she is born. I will teach her the same, not just by what I tell her, but what I show her. Her mother will be African & practice natural beauty as a way of life just by being true to her ancestors & her beautiful African culture. We will raise her eating organic, natural electrical alkaline soul food. There will be no superficiality, she will be home schooled or schooled in a pan African school run by Africans & taught an Afrocentric curriculum. I went to European school, run by Europeans, that had a European curriculum. It was miseducation. It's fine for Europeans but not for Africans. We will make sure she knows Herstory not just the story of men. We will inform her about all religions & show her the reality of man & how regardless of his preaching, his actions negate his fantasies. We will teach her about MA'AT, food combining, circadian rhythms of the body, police brutality, transatlantic & trans Saharan slavery, colonialism, Kemet, Kush, the dogon, the himba, the Gerzeans, Badarians & Nagadans, because many of the Neolithic African cultures were matriarchal, she will learn this when I teach her about the people at Merimde & how the Africans called the Natufians were the first peoples in Palestine 10,000 years ago. I will teach her how using radiocarbon dating, the Archaeologists Alison brooks & John Yellen have uncovered artefacts that highlight advanced Katandan & Ishango cultures in east central Africa, that date back as old as 70,000 years ago. This level of advancement was not achieved out of Africa until at least 54,000 years later. I will teach her about the Queens, the farmers the freedom fighters and the mothers of civilisation. How it was an African woman Fatima CΓ©cile Fatiman, who was the spiritual leader of the Haitian revolution, she organised the Voodoo ceremony at Bois CaΓ―man which was the starting point for the only revolution in human history, where the enslaved population have overthrown the oppressive goverment & become the goverment. I will teach her that she matters & is a Goddess & original creator of life. chakabars
 takes a bath: When people tell you that you are racist, for
 saying you are going to have children, with a
 woman from your ethnic background, & You're
 just over here laughing taking a bath in their
 tears
 @chakabars
My daughter will be African, her mother is going to teach her to love her natural beauty, from the moment she is born. I will teach her the same, not just by what I tell her, but what I show her. Her mother will be African & practice natural beauty as a way of life just by being true to her ancestors & her beautiful African culture. We will raise her eating organic, natural electrical alkaline soul food. There will be no superficiality, she will be home schooled or schooled in a pan African school run by Africans & taught an Afrocentric curriculum. I went to European school, run by Europeans, that had a European curriculum. It was miseducation. It's fine for Europeans but not for Africans. We will make sure she knows Herstory not just the story of men. We will inform her about all religions & show her the reality of man & how regardless of his preaching, his actions negate his fantasies. We will teach her about MA'AT, food combining, circadian rhythms of the body, police brutality, transatlantic & trans Saharan slavery, colonialism, Kemet, Kush, the dogon, the himba, the Gerzeans, Badarians & Nagadans, because many of the Neolithic African cultures were matriarchal, she will learn this when I teach her about the people at Merimde & how the Africans called the Natufians were the first peoples in Palestine 10,000 years ago. I will teach her how using radiocarbon dating, the Archaeologists Alison brooks & John Yellen have uncovered artefacts that highlight advanced Katandan & Ishango cultures in east central Africa, that date back as old as 70,000 years ago. This level of advancement was not achieved out of Africa until at least 54,000 years later. I will teach her about the Queens, the farmers the freedom fighters and the mothers of civilisation. How it was an African woman Fatima CΓ©cile Fatiman, who was the spiritual leader of the Haitian revolution, she organised the Voodoo ceremony at Bois CaΓ―man which was the starting point for the only revolution in human history, where the enslaved population have overthrown the oppressive goverment & become the goverment. I will teach her that she matters & is a Goddess & original creator of life. chakabars

My daughter will be African, her mother is going to teach her to love her natural beauty, from the moment she is born. I will teach her t...