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maria-ruta:

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daitoshi:

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cheese3d:

cheese3d:


anyone please ask your crush out like this


The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did
BAM!
I’m out of ideas! XD
next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!
LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!
LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!
80
NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*O*
OH MY GOOD!!!!!
ThAT’S IT!!!!
#0o0#


so yeah

I LOVE THIS

REBLOGGED THIS TWICE

I have a need…..I must add to this…

still waiting for the smut


C’mon guys… it needs some smut


THIS NEEDS TO CONTINUE

SOMEONE PLEASE CONTINUE IT

Not so perfect but still perfect first date


HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS WITH MY ENTIRE HEART


O HECk IT GOT bETtEr


OMG, THIS IS PERFECT 💖

notes/letters=the most intimate gesture!


THERES MORE

I reblogged this like a year and a half ago and IT CONTINUES!? 

ITS BACK OMG


Omg it’s here!


THIS CUTE I WANNA CONTINUE IT

Ok I tried because this is so cute 


OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDFFDFF

IT GOT EVEN BETTER OMG

This has to be the most adorable thing I’ve seen today. 

This gave me so many happy and cute feels

every time this circles back there’s always more, I love you all 

this warms my heart on so many levels <3


ITS BACK


I’m just sitting here
Hitting my knee
Squealing and smiling omfg

hey remember that time tumblr wrote an. entire. gay webcomic.


This just goes to show that we can all do great things if we collaborate and accept each other.


AAAAAAHH ITS BACK


THIS IS SOOOOO ADORABLE ♡♡♡♡♡♡


Only because it’s fucking cute!!!


This is so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Let it continue!!! Here’s my addiction If the text is to small:Happy birthday!!!………..I’ll see you later today?If you want….I have something Important to ask you,,,, >.> <.< ^_^;; ^///////^

Keepin it rollin! 

My contribution to this adorable story ^^


Can I request naming the big guy Damian and the little one Ollie?


Plot twist. I kinda want the big one to be Ollie and the little guy Damian.


Double plot twist: same

i added sum more–


This is my favorite.

B E A U T I F U L


The last hand kiss got me…..oh wow. 


IT’S B A C K

i love this so much

I LOVE THIS



My gay ass need CONTINUATION!!!!



WOW!



THIS HAS PROGRESSED SO MUCH SINCE I LAST SAW THIS! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Tardis: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: more fantastic human/humanoid fanart!@tardis-baby-221b submitted: Inspired by how you said you wear galaxy print and stuff
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more fantastic human/humanoid fanart!@tardis-baby-221b submitted: Inspired by how you said you wear galaxy print and stuff

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: more fantastic human/humanoid fanart!@tardis-baby-221b submitted: Inspired by how you said you wear galaxy...

Tardis: 8:09 II O reddit USE APP Log in / Register r/doctorwho Misc Tound my lost cat thanks to Doctor Who u/OuterSpaceSimon Today i finally found my lost cat (i freaking love this dickhead) after he escaped the house three days ago Little bit of backstory: My cat always sleeps by my side and i have a habit of watching a few episodes of Doctor Who before sleeping. Because of that, my cat runs to my bed as soon as he hears the Tardis sound because its a "sign" to go sleeping for him He never leaves the house but 3 days ago i couldnt find him anywhere and i figured out he somehow escaped.. I started to search him and spent a lot of hours outside calling his name but i never found him. Today, I went to bed and started my daily episode and when the Tardis sound came up i felt really sad but then i had the idea! At 1:00 AM, i grabbed my phone, ran to my car, connected the phone and played a video of the tardis sound so loud i probably woke everyone in the area up.. after driving around for a little, still blasting the sound, i really saw my freaking idiot cat running towards my car (t was 1km away from my house) and he was sooo freaking happy to hear the sound and see me :D So now, here i am, watching Doctor Who with my cat by my side again TLDR: Cat ran away, three days later i found him by blasting the tardis sound in my car at 1:00 AM Share20 Comments 206 The good doc saves the day via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PSftoy
Tardis: 8:09 II O
 reddit
 USE APP
 Log in / Register
 r/doctorwho Misc
 Tound my lost cat thanks to Doctor Who
 u/OuterSpaceSimon
 Today i finally found my lost cat (i freaking love this dickhead)
 after he escaped the house three days ago
 Little bit of backstory: My cat always sleeps by my side and i have
 a habit of watching a few episodes of Doctor Who before
 sleeping. Because of that, my cat runs to my bed as soon as he
 hears the Tardis sound because its a "sign" to go sleeping for
 him
 He never leaves the house but 3 days ago i couldnt find him
 anywhere and i figured out he somehow escaped.. I started to
 search him and spent a lot of hours outside calling his name but i
 never found him. Today, I went to bed and started my daily
 episode and when the Tardis sound came up i felt really sad but
 then i had the idea!
 At 1:00 AM, i grabbed my phone, ran to my car, connected the
 phone and played a video of the tardis sound so loud i probably
 woke everyone in the area up.. after driving around for a little, still
 blasting the sound, i really saw my freaking idiot cat running
 towards my car (t was 1km away from my house) and he was
 sooo freaking happy to hear the sound and see me :D
 So now, here i am, watching Doctor Who with my cat by my side
 again
 TLDR: Cat ran away, three days later i found him by blasting the
 tardis sound in my car at 1:00 AM
 Share20 Comments
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The good doc saves the day via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PSftoy

The good doc saves the day via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2PSftoy

Tardis: mothelchrist: crystalwitch-in-the-tardis: Why is this so funny to me?! That mirror’s arc is just hilarious that mirror is LEAPING
Tardis: mothelchrist:

crystalwitch-in-the-tardis:
Why is this so funny to me?! That mirror’s arc is just hilarious 

that mirror is LEAPING

mothelchrist: crystalwitch-in-the-tardis: Why is this so funny to me?! That mirror’s arc is just hilarious that mirror is LEAPING

Tardis: SOCIAL ME(A EXRLAINED FOnSQRE THIS IS (uHERE INSTAGRAİ) HERE'S A vímAGe EAT DONUTS PHOTO OF my PONUT PINRES Heres A PONUT RECIPE 1- WHo EATS DONUTS skadi-again-again: althor42: misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: in-demigodishness-and-all-that: constitutionclass: england-made-a-spooky-blog-and: nega-che-chalaga: salt-water-chardonnay: latinagabi: thenoodledude: emergencysalsa: Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting 4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut. reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich. academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating. deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine. It got better Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut. This has officially become one of my favorite posts. I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet. archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting
Tardis: SOCIAL ME(A EXRLAINED
 FOnSQRE THIS IS (uHERE
 INSTAGRAİ) HERE'S A vímAGe
 EAT DONUTS
 PHOTO OF my PONUT
 PINRES
 Heres A PONUT RECIPE
 1-
 WHo EATS DONUTS
skadi-again-again:

althor42:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

skadi-again-again: althor42: misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: in-demigodishness-and-all-that: constitutionclass: england-made-a-spooky-bl...

Tardis: SOCIAL MEQA EXPLAINE TWITTER I'm EA1N4 A #DONUT FACEBOOk ukE DONVTS EAT DONUT.S INSTAGRAM HERE'S A VİNTAGE PHOTO OF my PONUT し1.KED N ny Sklus iNCLupe poNUT ETING TwHo EATS DONUTS emergencysalsa Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they've come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection彬ust ugh I can't #otp: comfortably melting thenoodledude 4chan: here's a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut. latinagabi reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich salt-water-chardonnay academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating nega-che-chalaga deviantArt:l did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it's mine england-made-a-spooky-blog-and It got better constitutionclass Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it's too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut. in-demigodishness-and-all-that This has officially become one of my favorite posts misha-in-the-tardis-at221b I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT althor42 Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet. skadi-again-again archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut character, sprinkles - character, glaze character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don't even know, knotting tiltedsyllogism Buzzfeed: 8 Donuts whose secret ingredients will shock you troylerina best post on this website STRANGEBEAVER.com Funny tumblr post
Tardis: SOCIAL MEQA EXPLAINE
 TWITTER I'm EA1N4 A #DONUT
 FACEBOOk ukE DONVTS
 EAT DONUT.S
 INSTAGRAM HERE'S A VİNTAGE
 PHOTO OF my PONUT
 し1.KED N
 ny Sklus iNCLupe poNUT ETING
 TwHo EATS DONUTS
 emergencysalsa
 Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute
 #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the
 icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and
 they've come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely
 touching for fear of rejection彬ust ugh I can't #otp: comfortably melting
 thenoodledude
 4chan: here's a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
 latinagabi
 reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich
 salt-water-chardonnay
 academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the
 erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating
 nega-che-chalaga
 deviantArt:l did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it's mine
 england-made-a-spooky-blog-and
 It got better
 constitutionclass
 Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles
 meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible
 however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret
 relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it's too late? M for a
 lemon flavoured donut.
 in-demigodishness-and-all-that
 This has officially become one of my favorite posts
 misha-in-the-tardis-at221b
 I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
 althor42
 Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
 skadi-again-again
 archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles
 doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut character, sprinkles -
 character, glaze character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU -
 doughnutverse, omg i don't even know, knotting
 tiltedsyllogism
 Buzzfeed: 8 Donuts whose secret ingredients will shock you
 troylerina
 best post on this website
 STRANGEBEAVER.com
Funny tumblr post

Funny tumblr post

Tardis: Logan Trent @TheLoganTrent Follow Millennials are killing the golf industry Business Insider Millennials are obsessed with the style of life'- and it's killing retailers Millennials are killing the movie business I New York Post Millennials are Killing the Golf Industry - the BLITZ agency blog Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depot? - Forbes Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned Take Two | Are millennials killing the running trend? Maybe. | 89.3 KPCC Are Millennials Killing Wine? An exposé. | Quench Magazine "Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's: Gothamist How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is Killing Class Unwritten Millennials Are Killing Off Paper Napkins | Mclntyre in the Morning Are Millennials Killing The Car Industry? | DrivingSales News Here's HoW Millennials Have Killed Crowfunding | Bossip Are Millennials Killing Credit? Top Rated High Risk Merchant RETWEETS LIKES 130 102 2:14 PM 23 Aug 2016 130102 cornerof5thandvermouth: haiku-robot: tardis-in-a-moonbeam: zooophagous: ralfmaximus: princeloki: f1rstperson: Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off let me tell you about golf i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world let the golf industry burn There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone.  Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day. That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population. We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use. Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place. Mmm wild blackberries would be great They used to be all around before recent land development here they used to be all around before recent land development here ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help me buy a flower for Alexa®! And yes, we are dating. | PayPal | Patreon Out where I am we’ve been turning defunct golf courses into public parks and nature trails after letting them overgrow a bit. It’s nice! You get a lot of interesting successional species as the land is reclaimed, and it’s great birdwatching territory.
Tardis: Logan Trent
 @TheLoganTrent
 Follow
 Millennials are killing the golf industry Business Insider
 Millennials are obsessed with the style of life'- and it's killing retailers
 Millennials are killing the movie business I New York Post
 Millennials are Killing the Golf Industry - the BLITZ agency blog
 Will The Millennial Generation Kill Home Depot? - Forbes
 Millennials are killing relationships and we should be concerned
 Take Two | Are millennials killing the running trend? Maybe. | 89.3 KPCC
 Are Millennials Killing Wine? An exposé. | Quench Magazine
 "Promiscuous" Millennials Are Killing McDonald's: Gothamist
 How Millennials Lack Of Manners Is Killing Class Unwritten
 Millennials Are Killing Off Paper Napkins | Mclntyre in the Morning
 Are Millennials Killing The Car Industry? | DrivingSales News
 Here's HoW Millennials Have Killed Crowfunding | Bossip
 Are Millennials Killing Credit? Top Rated High Risk Merchant
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cornerof5thandvermouth:

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ralfmaximus:

princeloki:

f1rstperson:

Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off

let me tell you about golf
i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the city’s water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die
the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago
there’s a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesn’t grow, in a valley where it doesn’t rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world
let the golf industry burn

There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone. 
Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day. 
That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States… roughly 1/6 the entire population.
We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.


Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.


Mmm wild blackberries would be great
They used to be all around before recent land development here


they used to be all around before recent land development here ^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.Help me buy a flower for Alexa®! And yes, we are dating. | PayPal | Patreon



Out where I am we’ve been turning defunct golf courses into public parks and nature trails after letting them overgrow a bit. It’s nice! You get a lot of interesting successional species as the land is reclaimed, and it’s great birdwatching territory.

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